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[Opposite Time Nomad]

It was either inadequate care or friendly fire but whichever it is it will be used as "proof da fash militia is targeting us pls donate ("

 

[Law]

Their precious babies. . . that they routinely lose to the cold.
In October Evans call-out post, he said that the alpacas were "basically starving". Penny has made losing alpacas "to the cold" sound like it happens every year. Don't alpacas live in cold climates in the Andes? How badly do you have to fuck up to freeze them to death?
Several posters have pointed out that the alpacas will chew ice and exposed insulation.
This is less a poisoning by the dastardly fash menace, and probably just the tranchers being idiots.

 

[grimacefetishist]

Not going to legally change my initials to A. L. but I hope that the autopsy leads to them getting their animals rescued.

 

[Poxy Fuckwit]

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The troons probably rape those animals tbh

 

[hot hot leg]

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

If the invisible fascist militia managed to get poison into the alpacas' feed, more than one alpaca would have died.

I honestly feel that they did this.

 

[Bird In Flight]

Their precious babies. . . that they routinely lose to the cold.
In October Evans call-out post, he said that the alpacas were "basically starving". Penny has made losing alpacas "to the cold" sound like it happens every year. Don't alpacas live in cold climates in the Andes? How badly do you have to fuck up to freeze them to death?

Well aside from everything else they chose to shear their herd just as a Colorado winter was setting in...

 

[Law]

They already hurt animals for the grift. They overcrowd them and underfeed them so they can pretend to be women who make yarn.
Also if they're going for "Nazis are poisoning the livestock", other people in Westcliffe and LEOs would have to get involved.
They might be flying too close to the sun on this one.

 

[admiral]

So one of the animals has died. There are a few options:

1. It was poisoned by the fascist ninja militia
2. It starved to death/froze/otherwise succumbed to neglect
3. raped to death Died of sadness

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

So one of the animals has died. There are a few options:

1. It was poisoned by the fascist ninja militia
2. It starved to death/froze/otherwise succumbed to neglect
3. raped to death Died of sadness

4) Phil poisoned it for gibs.

 

[admiral]

It's all fun and games until they start shooting their zero-profit alpacas to blame it on fascist militia raids.

@Intelligent Calcium warned us, but we did not listen...

 

[Aunt Carol]

It's a necropsy if it's not human.

This is a decent tactic: any further animal deaths are no longer due to their neglect, but in fact PROOF of enemy action. (Maybe they could scam for animal feed to "replace" all the "poisoned" stock.)

Still, "waiting on" implies an outside vet, and that would mean visible paperwork to show, another gap in the story.

The tranch has claimed that local authorities are in league with their enemies. I wonder how long until their online allies decide to righteously take this inarguable proof to the state or federal level, or The Media (that the tranch has been dodging). These poor ladies are under siege and have nobody to help them, and some distant orbiter is going to be too optimistic/not enough ACAB to settle for "don't tell the cops; we just need money."

 

[Hell yeah dude]

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Meanwhile

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

And when the vet performing the necropsy finds clumps of insulation material - glass wool or mineral wool, probably - the whole "incident" will be memory AM HOLEd.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

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> cinema sperging
> I earned it

Kevin/Moviebob crossover when?

 

[admiral]

'I earned it'

Plumbing the depths of the amhole and being horny on twitter is hard work y'all.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

I think wedge is the most unsettling human I have ever seen. both the old pics and the current pics I've seen of him creep me the fuck out

Honestly, a lot of these Skinwalkers look like fairly standard men prior to taking the one way ride on the Troon Express. And that is scarier to me than if they looked creepy to begin with.

It highlights the fact that completely average men are walking around filled with near-murderous rage at the women they see, watching an internal highlight reel of disgusting pornography behind you in line at the grocery store. At least once they troon out, they’re easily identified and avoided.

How am I supposed to know that the nerdy guy in the produce section wants to wear my flesh as a skin suit unless he puts on a Christmas-themed maternity shirt and grows out his thinning hair?

 

[Divine right to rule]

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>waiting on an autopsy
They probably found an animal that died overnight.
There are many reasons that an animal on a ranch with hundreds of them could have died. Even at the best run ranches.
Pennywise is a paranoid idiot though, so his first suspiscion is ofc that the hundreds of fascists that lay in ambush behind every bush have killed it.
Sure.

 

[Cool Spot]

Enjoy.

 

[Friendly Futa]

> cinema sperging
> I earned it

Kevin/Moviebob crossover when?

It would be love at first sight. They meet in the first screening of Black Widow and happen to sit next to each other in the movie theater. They'll do the awkward giggles after both reaching for their XXL popcorn at the same time. Moviebob will be thirsting and white knighting afterwards so much Kathryn would be disgusted and tell him to stop being a creep.