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keyboredsm4shthe2nd said:
funny thing about fetishes, that.
If it actually was fulfilled he'd have been singing a different tune being beaten and anally raped every night by multiple men.
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I think this is another thing that makes coomer troons so god damn creepy. I think a lot of them actually believe that women want to be hurt by men. They see it in the fucked up porn they watch, they think it's real cause they're subnormal and delusional, and then they take that attitude into the real world.
They want you to see them as victims, but if you look up how many MTFs are in jail for sexual assault, it's not pretty. Kevin would absolutely get beaten up if he followed a young girl into a bathroom.
Chapstick4Lyfe said:
Is that guy wearing a Shmorky yarn wig?
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Michelle the Rot-Goddess really adds some credence to the theory that Shmorky's yarn wig was actually a synthetic hair wig that just got horribly dirty until it looked like yarn.
Another specimen for our Tranthropology Exhibit, Wig Graveyard edition.
 
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Pizdec said:
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Jesus that's $800 worth of cameras. Inb4 they're immediately "stolen"
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Stolen?

These people live on a ranch in the middle of nowhere.

Those camera's are gonna literally glow in the dark under IR. They are gonna get shot by a Gutter Runner Boogaloo Boy and the poor sap whose going to check it out is going to get strung up a and crucified by The Qanon Shaman.

At least they would if people were actually gunning for them.
 
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Fields Of Rye said:
Stolen?

These people live on a ranch in the middle of nowhere.

Those camera's are gonna literally glow in the dark under IR. They are gonna get shot by a Gutter Runner Boogaloo Boy and the poor sap whose going to check it out is going to get strung up a and crucified by The Qanon Shaman.

At least they would if people were actually gunning for them.
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My point was they're going to suddenly have been stolen, when in reality Kev'll sell them for money.
 
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It'll be interesting to see how they fold the cameras into their story; being the ones to bring the camera meme into their LARP means they can't easily fall back on on "listen and believe."

Even if the cameras get quietly returned "get shot by rednecks," there'd have to be a few frames of something to post as proof. Dress one of the tranchers up to take some Bigfoot-quality photos of the siege?
 
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Lubby Smith said:
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He looks like a vampire.
Pizdec said:
Bitch you wish you had tits, those are top tier MAN BOOBS.
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He makes CWC look well endowed.
Cerabella said:
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> cw weight loss

If the mere mention of weight loss causes you to have a problem, that's a problem with you.
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He looks like a stereotypical male feminist in 2015.

Never let it be said that the white knight to troon pipeline doesn't exist.
Lubby Smith said:
He was raised in a Christian Zionist cult.
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What did he try and make fun of?

Now I'm wondering if he grew up in a Baptist church that believed that we have to suck Israel off because muh God's chosen and where some people said ”nigger”, or if he actually grew up in a Christian Identity church.

If it's the latter, those people are fucking crazy. They basically believe that the twelve tribes of Israel were white, that modern-day Jews are the offspring of Eve and the Devil, and that black people are inherently inferior because muh children of Ham.
EnemyStand said:
Christian Zionists
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Christian Zionism always struck me as weird, because it basically boils down to ”God says we should put this false religion and its adherents' wishes over Arab Christians”. If you are a ”Bible-believing Christian” who accepts that Jesus is ”the only way to the Father”, then you can't just ignore that in favour of a religion that denies that when it suits you.
vulgar said:
do you think a missionary could be convinced to proselytize at the Tranch: I imagine he'd end up like the Happa who tried to convert the North Sentinelese and get torn limb from limb.
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The best way to persuade the Trancheros to convert would be another Albigensian Crusade.
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If there is a gang of fascists attacking the Tranch, I have a feeling that they know how to use face masks.
 
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Pizdec said:
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Jesus that's $800 worth of cameras. Inb4 they're immediately "stolen"
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If Wedge ever moves in, they will probably set those cameras up all over the house to make a buck from chasers.
"Watch our erotic exploits 24 hours a day"
There are enough perverts that would pay for that. Not sure if Penny and Bonnie are this shameless, but Kevin and Wedge are. Could really boost their finances.
 
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Hongourable Madisha said:
He looks like Null in 2010 and the soy Wojak in 2015. At least he lost the beard and glasses in his troonout but regrowing that combover was as inadvisable as the oestrogen IMO
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I think wedge is the most unsettling human I have ever seen. both the old pics and the current pics I've seen of him creep me the fuck out
White Devil said:
This is my stance, really. I wouldn't give a shit if I didn't have to pay for it, be expected to validate it, and stand by while they groom children. If these ratfuck delusional life failures just stayed in their shitty dome pretending (badly) to be women in private while not bothering the rest of the world, everything would be right as rain. Instead, they want me to pay for their medical butchery then applaud them for getting it while trying to convince children to do the same. It makes me very MATI and it's the biggest reason I hate troons.
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I'm a very live and let live person, like if a dude wants to wear a dress or whatever than go for it, it's a free country, but the fact they are forcing this on children (as well as hurting real woman by forcing them to accept them into their spaces) pisses me right off
 
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I'll risk going off-topic to share some funny bits from Toothless Michele:
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"My (hopefully ex-) wife's family took me out to dinner and even though nothing bad happened, I still want the Governor to die. I am very mentally stable."

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Um, dysphoria did that? Being sad that you have a penis made your teeth fall out? And lipstick and random cashiers calling you "miss" will . . . help your teeth? Somehow?

I actually think the constant paranoid fear-mongering from the troon community is unfair to troons. This senile old man in a dress is in no danger when his inlaws drag him to Applebees. Why scare the poor fellow?
MtFs are pretty much never in danger in the US. The ones who get murdered by their boyfriends are typically involved in drugs and prostitution, which is dangerous for everyone, trans or not. Some wrinkly 45 year old ex-marine in a wig and a floral cardigan is not in danger when he strolls through the mall.
Troonery is a paranoia echo chamber. I'm not surprised Bonnie is scared of phantom fash patrols.
 
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Marshal Mannerheim said:
For these people, insults are literal violence, so someone calling them a troon is evil.
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They don't even get insulted. No one shouts "trooooon!" at them. People just ignore them. Michele Rot-Maw up there was waiting to get "called out", and no one said a thing.
I think a lot of them like feeling like their fashion choices put them danger, cause it's part of the high. But, like everything else, it's just in their (profoundly distrubed, balding, wig-covered) heads.
 
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I'll risk going off-topic to share some funny bits from Toothless Michele:
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"My (hopefully ex-) wife's family took me out to dinner and even though nothing bad happened, I still want the Governor to die. I am very mentally stable."

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Um, dysphoria did that? Being sad that you have a penis made your teeth fall out? And lipstick and random cashiers calling you "miss" will . . . help your teeth? Somehow?

I actually think the constant paranoid fear-mongering from the troon community is unfair to troons. This senile old man in a dress is in no danger when his inlaws drag him to Applebees. Why scare the poor fellow?
MtFs are pretty much never in danger in the US. The ones who get murdered by their boyfriends are typically involved in drugs and prostitution, which is dangerous for everyone, trans or not. Some wrinkly 45 year old ex-marine in a wig and a floral cardigan is not in danger when he strolls through the mall.
Troonery is a paranoia echo chamber. I'm not surprised Bonnie is scared of phantom fash patrols.
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"excuse me, sir, you need to pay for that"
*smiles with new teeth*
"my bad ma'am! you should smile more often, go right ahead!"
 
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Cerabella said:
This how serious the situation is.
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How about fucking him up with a tire iron or something? That'll definitely get the desired "can't form words" outcome.

EDIT: Not that anyone should do such a thing, heavens no. Unless he specifically requested it, which he might depending on how much further he goes down the degen rabbit hole.
 
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