Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Friendly Futa]

You burned the fucking pancakes, Penny.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I hope they use some of the money to take care of the animals and not just buy more animals to hoard, neglect and kill. Those poor alpaca deserve shelter.

 

[Cool Spot]

Holy fuck. Gotta respect the grift I guess. 76k and growing is insane considering how half assed this is. All they did was tweet. Didn't even have to plant false flags or fake any evidence. I think we all knew that "fuck yeah trans rights are human rights!" people were dumb and gullible but there's seriously ZERO skepticism about this among that crowd?

They're playing the antifa/ally/woke crowd very well. These kinds of people are mostly well-off and will happily toss money at fundraising like this and don't even care if it's a scam or not (even if things are exposed as a scam, they don't seem to care). They just really hate the idea of far-right death squads and also want their good deed of the month. They don't care if their money is mostly going towards adult diapers or a streaming rig for Kevin Jackoffalope. This all falls under the label of "queer leftist empowerment" to them.

Also, nice burnt pancakes, greasy fat strip bacon, and dry eggs, Penny. Good God can any of these useless men cook?

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

Holy fuck. Gotta respect the grift I guess. 76k and growing is insane considering how half assed this is. All they did was tweet. Didn't even have to plant false flags or fake any evidence. I think we all knew that "fuck yeah trans rights are human rights!" people were dumb and gullible but there's seriously ZERO skepticism about this among that crowd?

Maybe they threw a ghillie suit on Kevin and told him to creep around at night with promises that he could have a computer setup for streaming. And if he got shot, well, no big deal.

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

Tranch: "Alpacas don't need shelter from the elements"
Also the tranch: "Fascists killed the alpaca"
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[Chapstick4Lyfe]

I think Kevin is feeling self-conscious about his hair today. Maybe he should stop browsing the farms.

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1370840559355523073 (Archive)

 

[Nothing To See Here]

Not to kill y'alls dreams but that "orange cheese" might be carrot.

 

[Cool Spot]

At this rate I'm waiting for something to tip Jarrod over the edge and he starts smashing Kevin's toy hoard and gaming setup with a bat as Kevin wails like a retarded banshee and Penny fumbles around for the alpaca tranquilizers.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Also how do they do laundry?

Lol, you're assuming they do laundry.

 

[Yamamura]

Good God can any of these useless men cook?

Oh don't worry they're also useless at manly things too, like building fences, woodcutting, and just about everything else they touch.

Bit late, but the great thing about Gibes is that however you might have thought it was pronounced - 'jibes', 'gibs' or even 'gibbous' - the nominative determinism remains sound: he's a fat, mocked beggar.

I like the way Null says it in his Mad at the Internet streams. He calls him Kevin "Guy-buhs". I personally find it funny.

https://youtu.be/VJZRrrujTTk?t=6785

 

[Glade Candles]

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Holy shit he's committed crimes against food.

The bacon is unevenly cooked, you can see whole chunks of non-rendered fat on almost every piece on the right plate. It looks like it was cut before cooking so it could be fried in a smaller pan, but that doesn't do anything if you can't be bothered to keep an eye on it and prevent it from curling.

The pancakes, aside from being burned, are made from batter that is way too thick for the pans and heating source they're using. He also probably tried to do this as quickly as possible and put multiple cakes in the pan at once, which causes the uneven burning because you have 1/3 of the pancake on the hottest part of the pan and the rest on the coolest.

The eggs themselves look fine, but the peppers look undercooked.

Quick tip; line a cookie sheet with aluminum foil and bake your bacon in the oven at 425° for about 18 minutes (more or less depending on how thick the cut of bacon is) .

 

[Law]

Good God can any of these useless men cook?

If they ever open their trans haven to she-queers and FTMs I'd imagine we'd see he/himlets Oliver and Liam Skylar dutifully scrubbing dishes and cooking non-bacon items. Then plaintively wondering aloud to Tumblr about why their roommates spend all their time playing with guns and streaming Overwatch and never clean or do laundry, and attempting to solve this problem via a non-confrontational chore chart (decorated with kawaii stickers).

Not to kill y'alls dreams but that "orange cheese" might be carrot.

We've all seen Bonnie and Kevin in jeans. That HAS to be Velveeta.

 

[In the Sick of It]

Not to kill y'alls dreams but that "orange cheese" might be carrot.

Nah that's good ol bulk shredded cheddar, in a bowl with no utensil, for grubby hands to dig right into. Perfect for topping your good gorl omelet scramble.

 

[local killjoy]

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Spoiler: grease bomb

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How hard is it to not burn the pancakes?

 

[Law]

You burned the fucking pancakes, Penny.

Those are DIY Trans Liberation Discs, ready to be hurled at fash faces in glorious martial struggle.

At this rate I'm waiting for something to tip Jarrod over the edge

Jarrod is absolutely a ticking time bomb. He also likes Overwatch, so I have high hopes for him in the upcoming streaming saga.

 

[OttoWest]

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NY Times: "The Rich Kids Who Want to Tear Down Capitalism"

“Mx” Pierce Delahunt:

Face: Punchable

 

[Particle Bored]

I hope they use some of the money to take care of the animals and not just buy more animals to hoard, neglect and kill.

Im sure a few new critters will find their way to the tranch.

Behind the Name: Guns Named After Animals | USCCA

Naming products after animals applies to gun manufacturers too. There's the Kimber Raptor, the Springfield Armory Hellcat and more...

www.usconcealedcarry.com

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

I dont get it, they said that fascists are attacking, but like, WHICH ONES. 8fbthere was a legitimate threat, they'd just say it was the local kkk or proud Boyz or whatever baptist church?

 

[Prolego]

if they get an alpaca autopsy does that mean they’ve had to send it to an animal lab?

Isn't Joe "I'm a WOMAN" Simonis a scientist of some sort. If only in the sense that he's got an -ology. That's assuming they trust roller derby troons not to come up with their own version Buzkashi

If they ever open their trans haven to she-queers and FTMs I'd imagine we'd see he/himlets Oliver and Liam Skylar dutifully scrubbing dishes and cooking non-bacon items. Then plaintively wondering aloud to Tumblr about why their roommates spend all their time playing with guns and streaming Overwatch and never clean or do laundry, and attempting to solve this problem via a non-confrontational chore chart (decorated with kawaii stickers).

Considering that all the inhabitants of the Tranch are men, and that most of them have had their cocks cut off, they're breeding like fucking rabbits.

 

[Nothing To See Here]

We've all seen Bonnie and Kevin in jeans. That HAS to be Velveeta.

Nah that's good ol bulk shredded cheddar, in a bowl with no utensil, for grubby hands to dig right into. Perfect for topping your good gorl omelet scramble.

The fact that something looking like this can be classified as 'cheese' is the most frightening revelation in this thread so far.