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Taken from r/transpassing this morning. I sorted by top this week. Apparently aggressively awful brows are #justtransthings because holy shit they are everywhere.

My theory is that they think those brows disguise the obviously clockable male brow ridges beneath them.

Ron Howard voice-over: They don’t.

ETA: Kevin pre-autogynesmile looks like someone you might encounter at Walmart accompanied by a tard wrangler and 15 other drooling speds on baby leashes.
They look like Dark Souls characters that started with a female build but had the “masculine” slider dragged to the other side.

we’ll see if they can stand the test of having the “age” slider dragged as well, ashen one.
 
Natural brows or no... that's still a man, baby. (Some look okay but not all of them, tbh)

I'm starting to think Caterpillar brows on women is a lowkey dunk on troons. I mean this because no matter how hairy and how unibrow'd, someone like Frida is still clockable as woman at the end of the day.
-Must sting a little; ladies can rock man brows and still get more ladies. :story:
 
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Agreed on wondering what the tractor is for.

Keep an eye on what is on the front and/or back of the thing.

Moving hay, digging fortifications, harrowing/plowing soil, auguring holes for fencing, creating roads, adding irrigation, mowing weeds?
Maybe they think they are going to build even more shitty earthship homes. I really hope that is why they bought it. They can't even build a retaining wall. I'd fucking love to watch them attempt to build an actual house. I'm betting at least one troon either accidentally gets Rachel Corrie'd or is killed by a wall of dirt collapsing while clowning around in a freshly dug hole.
 
Went through Kevin's twitter history.

Surprisingly while it was estimated that he has tweeted 1.67 or so tweets every hour for the past decade reality is that for the first couple of years he tweeted either barely or nothing.

Most of these pictures are literally everything he tweeted in their respective years. Also a lot of his earlier stuff is not interesting but here you have it.

This guy right here seems to be an old friend. But he isn't a troon and doesn't seem interested in LGBT+ topics.
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This one is. And note that he is friend with Penelope.
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Then goes 2 years without tweeting.
Then goes another 2 years without tweeting.
And another
2015 is the first year that isn't punctuated by a longer retirement from tweeting.
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Then comes 2017 which I would argue is when he really transitioned into the modern Kevin in terms of both content and tweet frequency.
It starts off slow.
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Takes up speed in the end of april.
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And reaches unhealthy levels during the summer.
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Mentions a mistress that isn't Penny
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Norinthia and his mistress.
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This is way before he even meet Penny meaning that Kevin probably dragged his ass to the tranch.


Mentions having a mistress october 20
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November 13. No mistress
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Novembe 20. First time Penny is brought up.
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Barely a week after first mentioning Penny and he moves in with him.
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He's moved in.
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Penny had his surgery around mid-november
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Lastly some orbiters that I noticed follows both Kevin and several tranchers
Of fucking course he likes music for preschool children.
 
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literal CHUD bod lol. Twig armed shut in Kiwi Farmers are actually no match for these units.
Holy fuck, that armor is almost fucking useless on a FAT ASS like that. whoever made it did not account for them being so fat. And god damn, it really isn't asthma, is it, fatass?
 
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It's like the armor is wearing a protective fat man suit.
And what's the deal with those unicorn ranchers wearing body armor? What do they, need protection from the old ladies giving them confused looks at the Trader Joe's? Besides, these tranch kids are clocking in at 290 pounds, I got news for you, if any bullets ever start flying, that armor's wearing you for protection.

*Cue Seinfeld music*
 
Taken from r/transpassing this morning. I sorted by top this week. Apparently aggressively awful brows are #justtransthings because holy shit they are everywhere.
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My theory is that they think those brows disguise the obviously clockable male brow ridges beneath them.

Ron Howard voice-over: They don’t.

ETA: Kevin pre-autogynesmile looks like someone you might encounter at Walmart accompanied by a tard wrangler and 15 other drooling speds on baby leashes.
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Nah, they bought a useless brand new tractor with all the donation money.
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I don’t know anything about the tractor they bought. but they seem like the kind of idiots who deserve to get ripped off and buy a tractor that they cannot maintain themselves and are locked into a lifetime service contract with the manufacturer.
tractor manufacturers (and most farm equipment manufacturers) are very upsetiispaghetti that their engines are normally so good that farmers only need to buy the machine once and then they can infinitely maintain that on their own property. What a lot of the bigger farm equipment manufacturers have been doing are locking people into service contracts and deliberately making the machines harder to self maintain at home, John Deere notoriously actually use this software to essentially DRM locked you fixing your engine.

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We now have a documented photo of Kevin before he mastered the infamous autogynesmile.
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Nigga be looking like a young tommy tooter
 
Went through Kevin's twitter history.

Surprisingly while it was estimated that he has tweeted 1.67 or so tweets every hour for the past decade reality is that for the first couple of years he tweeted either barely or nothing.

Most of these pictures are literally everything he tweeted in their respective years. Also a lot of his earlier stuff is not interesting but here you have it.

This guy right here seems to be an old friend. But he isn't a troon and doesn't seem interested in LGBT+ topics.
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This one is. And note that he is friend with Penelope.
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Then goes 2 years without tweeting.
Then goes another 2 years without tweeting.
And another
2015 is the first year that isn't punctuated by a longer retirement from tweeting.
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Then comes 2017 which I would argue is when he really transitioned into the modern Kevin in terms of both content and tweet frequency.
It starts off slow.
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Takes up speed in the end of april.
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And reaches unhealthy levels during the summer.
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Mentions a mistress that isn't Penny
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Norinthia and his mistress.
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This is way before he even meet Penny meaning that Kevin probably dragged his ass to the tranch.


Mentions having a mistress october 20
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November 13. No mistress
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Novembe 20. First time Penny is brought up.
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Barely a week after first mentioning Penny and he moves in with him.
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He's moved in.
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Penny had his surgery around mid-november
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Lastly some orbiters that I noticed follows both Kevin and several tranchers
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Question 1: What is wrong with your face?
Question 2: What is wrong with your eye?
Question 3: What is wrong with you?
 
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