Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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So Kev got his covid booster, and apparently got high from it.
I've taken the vaccine. I know plenty of people who have taken it. None of them got high from it. I have no idea how Kev managed to get high off something that literally gives you covid (which it did to me - I felt really crap and spent an evening lying in bed waiting for my fever to stop) and the obvious conclusion is that he's lying.
 
Can we get a new poll for second amholing?

We've got loads of potential hilarious outcomes:

- Kevin gets a piss bag
- Kevin gets addicted to opiates
- infection
- fistula

What else?
The removal of the scar tissue causes more scar tissue. Combined with him not dilating yet again, it actually seals shut. Due to that, he can't properly clean his amhole and he gets an unusable hole that slowly is being filled by dead skin cells and hair.
 
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I've taken the vaccine. I know plenty of people who have taken it. None of them got high from it. I have no idea how Kev managed to get high off something that literally gives you covid (which it did to me - I felt really crap and spent an evening lying in bed waiting for my fever to stop) and the obvious conclusion is that he's lying.
I got woozy after mine. More like being drunk than high. I just assumed it was anxiety (since I had an allergic reaction to a vaccine once and was pretty nervous about taking the covid vaccine).

Kev really thinks he is a celebrity with 15K followers, doesn't he? LOL.
 
Trouble in paradise [A]
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For any new friends currently joining us I would like to use this moment bring up my personal favorite memorable moment in Gibestory. The last time that Kevin was having computer problems.

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For any new friends currently joining us I would like to use this moment bring up my personal favorite memorable moment in Gibestory.
Gibestronomers know this classic.
This was a really great wake-up call for Kevin that went absolutely nowhere. To be fair though having a moment of clarity in his situation must be absolutely terrifying.

When the re-jiggered amhole fails to bring him everlasting hope and happiness, what's he gonna do? Buy two Unicrons?
 
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Of course he cannot buy it himself someone needs to FOR HIM


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>RGB lighting on a PSU
MUST... CONSOOM! SMH Kevie. I won't comment on the brand since I don't know it.
Hopefully he doesn't get a new power supply instantly so we can enjoy another "this place is hell" type breakdown after being forced to interact with the people he lives with.
I do hope he gets a new PSU and give them constant electricity problems. While it's not a 1500W beast, 750W is still quite a lot for this kind of off-grid ranch environment where the priority should be powering tools, fridges, freezers, and the washing machine. Assuming they even have a washing machine because their bedsheets and Kevie's clothing habits strongly suggest they don't.

Him grifting for a new PSU while they're allegedly under attack for the second time in a single year is very telling. Can Pennywise not tell him to shut the fuck up for some reason? On one side they have drone attacks and overinflated tyres and shit so they should be getting more ammo, more food, ramp up fence installation, possibly expand their camera chain, then Kevie comes along boo booing about his PSU dying so he can't game. The duality of Tran Ranch I guess.
 
MUST... CONSOOM! SMH Kevie. I won't comment on the brand since I don't know it.
The E-SCAMMING brand? It’s made for this application.

I do hope he gets a new PSU and give them constant electricity problems. While it's not a 1500W beast, 750W is still quite a lot for this kind of off-grid ranch environment where the priority should be powering tools, fridges, freezers, and the washing machine.
To be fair, that’s a theoretical maximum, the rig is only going to pull 100-150W on average. Still, you’re right, it’s extravagant for off-grid living, when a tablet or phone only takes like 5W and can E-beg just as well.
 
For any new friends currently joining us I would like to use this moment bring up my personal favorite memorable moment in Gibestory. The last time that Kevin was having computer problems.

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Woah, I’ve never seen Kevin go full tard rage mode! It’s like instead of seeing red, he saw clearly and had a moment of clarity!
 
Generator sperging:

Do we know if their electricity situation has changed? If they gave up on solar panels and batteries, I bet they're using a gasoline generator for power. In my experience with hardware store generators, at least older ones, they don't produce a true sine wave output like what you would get with a nice solar inverter or normal city utility power. A cheap gasoline generator uses "steps" in its waveform to approximate AC current. This can fry some sensitive equipment like PC power supplies. The power supply might also be susceptible to low voltage or non 60 Hz current, which can happen when switching things on and off of a undersized generator.

Earlier this year they were having solar panel issues, and we learned that they keep their lead-acid batteries in an unventilated area of the house. This is bad because if lead-acid batteries overcharge the release hydrogen sulfide as a gas, which is flammable and toxic.

I wonder if they even have 24/7 electricity? If I were in their shoes I'd probably also invest in a wind generator for their high desert climate. They probably get great wind coming off those mountains to keep one spinning. You could probably get one just to keep kevster's PC running so he can scroll Twitter while burning 200 watts.


On second thought this probably belongs in the tranch thread. Oh well!
 
Generator sperging:

Do we know if their electricity situation has changed? If they gave up on solar panels and batteries, I bet they're using a gasoline generator for power. In my experience with hardware store generators, at least older ones, they don't produce a true sine wave output like what you would get with a nice solar inverter or normal city utility power. A cheap gasoline generator uses "steps" in its waveform to approximate AC current. This can fry some sensitive equipment like PC power supplies. The power supply might also be susceptible to low voltage or non 60 Hz current, which can happen when switching things on and off of a undersized generator.

Earlier this year they were having solar panel issues, and we learned that they keep their lead-acid batteries in an unventilated area of the house. This is bad because if lead-acid batteries overcharge the release hydrogen sulfide as a gas, which is flammable and toxic.

I wonder if they even have 24/7 electricity? If I were in their shoes I'd probably also invest in a wind generator for their high desert climate. They probably get great wind coming off those mountains to keep one spinning. You could probably get one just to keep kevster's PC running so he can scroll Twitter while burning 200 watts.


On second thought this probably belongs in the tranch thread. Oh well!
I’m pretty sure they had new or additional panels fitted this summer, along with improvements to the electrics - new batteries I’d guess.

I’d imagine they’ve had plentiful power from solar since then, at least during daylight hours. It’ll become an issue later on in winter when you get short days, clouds, snow cover on the panels etc.

Btw generators have a sine wave output, it might be badly regulated but it is inherently a sine wave. Cheap crappy inverters are what give the square wave output - that makes things buzz and some items (like microwaves) won’t work. I would expect they have a proper sine wave inverter, personally.
Modern power supplies can cope with either though, whatever the waveform or voltage it gets rectified first anyway.

Agreed on the wind turbine. They’d fuck it up and decapitate one of the Alpaca though.
 
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