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[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

Question: for the most optimistic of you, what is the best way to get Kevin to "normal"? Is there a way to make him feel more at peace with himself, get him into a state of social/skill/personality growth, have him become a more satisfied person? How would you do it if you were Kevvie's guardian or therapist?

"He needs 2 kill himself - yeah yeah but that's the easy comedian's & armchair psych's answer. I'm trying to give people who want to try a puzzle, he ain't going to change now obviously. We're on the slow train to jail of fail of some type here.

I think it is hopeless. If you could get Kevin to a place where he could be a functioning member of society, you're also going to get him to a place where he can rationally think about what he has done to his body. Maybe letting him stay a retard is the kindest option at this point. If Kevin actually rejoined reality -- that's a very dark and depressing reality for him. I don't know how you don't 41% when you see how you've permanently ruined your life. Plus his entire "community" would ostracize him if he ever gave up the delusion.

It's one thing to be a soldier who had his junk blown off by an IED. You could learn to live with it thinking that it was for some greater good. Voluntarily cutting off your junk chasing the coom -- well, there's no way to spin that into some kind of noble sacrifice. How do you ever feel good about yourself again when you've done something so incredibly stupid?

Now, if the tides ever change and we start seeing GRS surgery as nothing more than a modern day lobotomy -- maybe he could gain victim status and find his niche that way. It would give him some ass pats on social media and some feeling of importance to lead the fight against what was done to crazy people like him. Until that day, though, he's just going to spiral down.

 

[super thug]

Question: for the most optimistic of you, what is the best way to get Kevin to "normal"? Is there a way to make him feel more at peace with himself, get him into a state of social/skill/personality growth, have him become a more satisfied person? How would you do it if you were Kevvie's guardian or therapist?

What's funny is I just randomly had an idea about this. How the fuck could anyone fix something as broken as Kevin Gibes? That's no easy task, but I do believe it'd be possible under certain circumstances. If you can control a person's reality, you can control that person. I'm not optimistic enough to believe he's salvageable by a regular guardian or therapist. Stronger measures would be required to fix this one.

I'd drop him on a deserted tropical island in the middle of fucking nowhere with all the tools he'd need to survive. Turn him into Robinson Crusoe. He'd be given access to very little pre-packaged survival rations on an irregular basis. He'd be expected to go harvest and forage and hunt his own food. Build his own shelter. Build/make his own bed. Use the tools he'd been provided to make more tools and weapons. So that he doesn't go mad from loneliness, some sort of daily video conference with me (or people like me who have time to deal with this) would be arranged. We'd become his remote mentor and guides. Someone who can tell him how to do all the different things he'll need to know in order to make it. Warn him to be careful and not to break any bones, no one will be coming to save him. No one will be coming to set any broken bones. If he doesn't die from shock after breaking something, he'll probably starve to death. Let him know, in no uncertain terms:

No one is coming to save you. Only you can save yourself.

He'd shape up quick. The fear of slowly starving to death would set him straight. Leave him there a couple years, he'd come back a completely different person. I guarantee it.

ETA: none if this is ever going to happen tho, so the dude is probably a lost cause imo.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

"He needs 2 kill himself - yeah yeah but that's the easy comedian's & armchair psych's answer.

There is no other solution tho.

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

Question: for the most optimistic of you, what is the best way to get Kevin to "normal"? Is there a way to make him feel more at peace with himself, get him into a state of social/skill/personality growth, have him become a more satisfied person? How would you do it if you were Kevvie's guardian or therapist?

"He needs 2 kill himself - yeah yeah but that's the easy comedian's & armchair psych's answer. I'm trying to give people who want to try a puzzle, he ain't going to change now obviously. We're on the slow train to jail of fail of some type here.

If I were Kevin, here's what I'd do:

1. Log off twitter
2. Clean my room
3. Go outside
4. Stop taking hormones
5. Get rid of the Amhole
6. Get a hobby that doesn't include cooming or consooming
7. Get a real therapist
8. Get a real job
9. Get in shape
10. Go to church
11. Make some real friends
12. Get an actual girlfriend
13. Marry said girlfriend
14. Buy a house

...And live out the rest of my days as a successful detrans

 

[retard strength]

There isnt a way to save him at this point, but pulling all access to the internet wouldn't hurt the guy.

He needs to sit with his thoughts for awhile, which he actively refuses to do.

 

[Putin Bot]

Kevin alone with his thoughts is more concerning to me than him broadcasting them daily on Twitter. At least we can track what he's thinking, versus unknown troon who could snap at any moment.

 

[AGPinochet]

Get rid of the Amhole

It's doing that by itself though, no effort is required on Kevin's end. In fact Kevin appears to by his actions (specifically the lack thereof) allowing for exactly that

 

[Clicky]

If I were Kevin, here's what I'd do:

1. Log off twitter
2. Clean my room
3. Go outside
4. Stop taking hormones
5. Get rid of the Amhole
6. Get a hobby that doesn't include cooming or consooming
7. Get a real therapist
8. Get a real job
9. Get in shape
10. Go to church
11. Make some real friends
12. Get an actual girlfriend
13. Marry said girlfriend
14. Buy a house

...And live out the rest of my days as a successful detrans

Every point in this list takes effort, money, logic; all things we have seen him either have and misuse or just completely lack. In an absolute best case scenario for 5, he could potentially reverse his SRS and get a penile implant. I don't remember what method they used, so maybe it's not possible, but best case scenario? He would need to, once again, follow his aftercare regimen - something we've already seen him fail to do with his current set of franken-gonads.

Maybe in a perfect world.

 

[Puck]

You literally spent $500 on two different toys. $1000+ because of shipping fees etc.
That's LITERALLY YOUR OWN RENT MONEY DOLLAR AMOUNT ADMITTED BY YOU

'money u ned to eat wit uwu'
god i hope you all die of carbon monoxide poisoning and the alpacas eat your eyes

Its seems like the systems working pretty well and is incredibly generous if lazy layabouts like Kevin have a roof over there head, enough food for them too be morbidly obese, money to blow on random unnecessary surgeries to mutilate their bodies, the ability to make cross country trips to go to random degenerate furry conventions, and tens of thousands of dollars to blow on children's toys every year.

If it was as bad as kev insists you'd expect people like kev that refuse to work or maintain basic hygiene standards to be starving in a gutter somewhere not whinging on twitter for 14 hours a day.

 

[cherrysour]

Won't bring back his cock or un Am his hole but there would be potential for improvement.

Grammarfag also wouldn't un-hole his Am

 

[Law]

As we move into the third year of this fucking COVID shitshow I expect Kev to spaz out more frequently, with global supply chain issues interrupting his toy deliveries, or his surgeries getting indefinitely postponed.

You think a deadly pandemic that delayed people's cancer surgeries would be able to get in the way of the all-mighty trans?

Question: for the most optimistic of you, what is the best way to get Kevin to "normal"?

Well, this is certainly some interesting thought-dilation for my brain-amhole.
I would stop all amhole revisions and dilation and let it heal up. I would stop all gender-affirming medical treatment, so no more cross-sex hormones or breast implants or anything. He hates dilating anyway. Get him off the Tranch somehow. Private chef (since this is a fantasy) to cook 3 actual healthy meals for him a day, and teach him how to cook. No snacking, no more CostCo tater tots. Talk therapy sessions on a weekly basis, and absolutely no Twitter or social media or porn, but he could have some Overwatch time. After a while, his body should reach some kind of equilibrium and he'll probably be able to think with a bit more clarity. Next would be finding him a job. I actually think having to work for his toy money would have a beneficial effect. Maybe if transpeople have so much trouble with employment and money and homelessness, job training should be part of their treatment? It'd probably be cheaper for the taxpayer than facial feminization surgery.

Get an actual girlfriend

Straight women don't want eunuchs. Kevin needs to learn to be happy on his own. I don't think he'll ever really be ready for an actual relationship.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Now, if the tides ever change and we start seeing GRS surgery as nothing more than a modern day lobotomy -- maybe he could gain victim status and find his niche that way. It would give him some ass pats on social media and some feeling of importance to lead the fight against what was done to crazy people like him. Until that day, though, he's just going to spiral down.

And if any of these mtf troons ever start claiming some kinda victimhood status, we'll pull out the twitter receipts to remind the world.

If I were Kevin, here's what I'd do:

1. Get rid of the Amhole

I would love to see how that would be even possible. Jerry-rig some frankenpenis out of a severed toe and some old hobo skin?

 

[retard strength]

Kevin getting the revolutionary first MtM trans surgery, trying to put a frankenstein flesh tube substitute where the am hole seals, and living a new life as a amab transman. Unqueers could never!

 

[Fetish Roulette]

I agree with previous posters that the amhole is an eldritch horror that makes the universe a worse place through its mere existence, but I don't think "getting rid of it" is viable. I'm pretty sure that neovagina is also the thing that Kevin urinates out of. I tried to research the subject, but most of the places I checked weren't very forthcoming with the information (on a side note, Google 100 percent thinks I'm a tranny now).

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

I agree with previous posters that the amhole is an eldritch horror that makes the universe a worse place through its mere existence, but I don't think "getting rid of it" is viable. I'm pretty sure that neovagina is also the thing that Kevin urinates out of. I tried to research the subject, but most of the places I checked weren't very forthcoming with the information (on a side note, Google 100 percent thinks I'm a tranny now).

He really just needs to have it sewn shut and let the whole thing just heal. I'm assuming that he actually pees from his "clit" and not some tube that comes out of his AmHole. If that's what he's got going on may God have mercy on his soul because he is completely mutilated.

Neo-penises are even worse than AmHoles, so there is no point in getting a meat sock attached to his body. He'd be better off just using a strap on if he wants to pretend to have sex again.

The very last thing Kev should do is get an AmHole revision and bolt-ons, but since this is Kev we are talking about that is exactly what he is going to do. 2022 is going to be a very bountiful milk harvest for us farmers. It's a double bonus year: huge "milkers" and the AmHole 2.0. The real question is who will Kev pay to fuck his new vag now that Wedge is getting de-cheesed? Maybe hobo Neck will be desperate enough to give it a go.

 

[Meiwaku]

If I were Kevin, here's what I'd do:

1. Log off twitter
2. Clean my room
3. Go outside
4. Stop taking hormones
5. Get rid of the Amhole
6. Get a hobby that doesn't include cooming or consooming
7. Get a real therapist
8. Get a real job
9. Get in shape
10. Go to church
11. Make some real friends
12. Get an actual girlfriend
13. Marry said girlfriend
14. Buy a house

...And live out the rest of my days as a successful detrans

Getting him to dilate is already near impossible. Here's a list of sadly still unattainable goals that would make him better:

1. Shower
2. Exercise
3. Go outside without your phone
4. Cleaning literally anything
5. SHOWER
6. Try to pass even 5% more
7. Dilate this time
8. Save some money
9. Make goals not related to toys or coom
10. Shower

 

[whateverusernem12]

Its seems like the systems working pretty well and is incredibly generous if lazy layabouts like Kevin have a roof over there head, enough food for them too be morbidly obese, money to blow on random unnecessary surgeries to mutilate their bodies, the ability to make cross country trips to go to random degenerate furry conventions, and tens of thousands of dollars to blow on children's toys every year.

If it was as bad as kev insists you'd expect people like kev that refuse to work or maintain basic hygiene standards to be starving in a gutter somewhere not whinging on twitter for 14 hours a day.

It's really not the system that is enabling him to live this lifestyle. This hyperbole is dogshit and I hope one day some industrious kiwi digs into Kevin's finances legally of course and gives a break down of how much money he gets from the inheritance/ebegging/third parties. I'm sure theirs something funky going on because Kevin can't afford to be dropping 200-400 on toys every other week purely on the governments dime. Hand waving and blaming the system is the worst type of oversimplification you can make with this cow. His financial state is an untapped gold mine of laughs I hope makes it out into the public

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I have thought about this wrt Jazz Jennings, and my advice for Jazz would be to move to a commune where he got three meals of fresh food and eight hours of light work a day.

I think the Tranch could be a kickass commune if the internet was shut off for 10 hours a day and Kevin was encouraged to take up an actual salable craft, or at least set to work in the kitchen for a bit. The alpacas are some hobby farm bullshit, but Heaven's Gate did web design and the Kingston Clan sells dolls.

Fun fact: A lot of the Northerners opposed slavery in the US because they thought it turned white people into lazy degenerates.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

I hate to be the one to break up the brainstorming sesh, but Kevin’s e-begging for bill funds AGAIN. [A]

How the hell do you keep up with it, @Chapstick4Lyfe? His grifts are so common they fly under our radar. And how do we know this isn’t just him collecting the rest of the money for a previous “bill”?

 

[repentance]