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Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
As AssignedEva said, he's going to do all the usual tourist shite. He'll probably go to SoHo thinking it's edgy, when it's actually pretty vanilla these days (unless it's 3AM and you're touring the crackhead alleys, Kev definitely won't be there at that time.)
I mean there maybe some underground Troon movement pubs or clubs but thankfully I don't have any knowledge of them.
We could buy him tickets to Harry Potter World I suppose, I bet he'd still go despite all the reeing.
Y'all are way too optimistic. Kevin would NOT function on his own that far outside of his comfort zone. We're talking about a guy who considers a drive to the store a big deal to brag about on twitter. He depletes his "spoons" just leaving his hovel for a photoshoot outside. You think he's going to travel to another country to get laid when he won't even have sex with people a couple of doors down from his hotel room?
He is absolutely going to bail on this by making excuses about finances and covid.
Loathe as I am to pull one of your posts Meiwaku - your knowledge of this bunch and their motivations is on the Brain of Morbius level - it was Wedge wasn't it? Don't recall Kev getting Neck dick.
The TERFs Kevin tends to have beef with are essentially middle class white ladies, who aren't going to confront him if they just see him in the street (beyond maybe giving him a look). Tbh Kevin's got very little to fear. There were 289 transgender hate crimes in London in the last year (this includes someone yelling "tranny" from a car) compared to 3000 homophobic hate crimes.
For the most part people don't tend to bother trannies, they just think they're weird - and Kevin's pretty unlikely to wander into a rough pub or a dodgy sink estate in Newham. He'd be doing the typical tourist shit in Central London, probably hitting up nerd mecca Forbidden Planet to buy some figurines, stuffing his face in a McDonalds and then back to his hotel/BritTranch by 8pm.
Tbh I could see him making it through the airport just about. But I've watched intelligent people from big cities freak out at the tube map if they've not used it before: View attachment 2999545
I doubt Kevin would have the wherewithal to check his route on CityMapper. Or even use the ticket machines.
Maybe Slimelight. I used to go there to pick up goth girls with tape over their nipples and crazy European women.
There was quite the troon presence there I recall.
If he tries to take any selfies he might run into trouble.
They had a pretty aggressive no photography rule.
So unless that has changed I don’t think the security will take kindly to him or accusations of transphobia.
Maybe Slimelight. I used to go there to pick up goth girls with tape over their nipples and crazy European women.
There was quite the troon presence there I recall.
If he tries to take any selfies he might run into trouble.
They had a pretty aggressive no photography rule.
So unless that has changed I don’t think the security will take kindly to him or accusations of transphobia.
Sounds far too hardcore for Kevie. Remember, he spent his first furry fuck-festcon furry fuck-fest since forever watching kiddie cartoons instead of getting railed like he said and rejected that other, enthusiastic troon.
As AssignedEva said, he's going to do all the usual tourist shite. He'll probably go to SoHo thinking it's edgy, when it's actually pretty vanilla these days (unless it's 3AM and you're touring the crackhead alleys, Kev definitely won't be there at that time.)
I mean there maybe some underground Troon movement pubs or clubs but thankfully I don't have any knowledge of them.
We could buy him tickets to Harry Potter World I suppose, I bet he'd still go despite all the reeing.
I unfortunately do, as I'm a covert TERF with a fair amount of connections to the trans and LGBT activist + nightlife scene.
Ku Bar in Chinatown does a trans night in their basement every Wednesday called Bombshell. Kevin would hate it there though as it's basically HSTS, drag queens and club kids. There's also Harpies at the White Swan in Limehouse, which is a trans stripping night (but again, largely similar crowd - it grew out of Metropolis, which has strippers as a backdrop for a big gay party). I've heard there's a bi-monthly event in a pub somewhere near Fenchurch Street which is a lot more middle aged trans + chaser orientated, but that wouldn't be Kevin's scene either.
Other than that there's plenty of trendy inclusive "queer" nights around that trans people preferentially go to, but Kevin would hate those too they're trendy so he wouldn't recognise the music and people would judge him for his dress sense. Even something as terminally inclusive as Crossbreed (the "all genders disco + sex party") would overwhelm Kevin because he'd be around tonnes of people fucking out in the open.
Some venues like The Queen Adelaide or Dalston Superstore are Queer And Inclusive and operate as pubs during the daytime (with visibly trans people behind the bar) so I could feasibly see him going there, but then they're still trendy so I really can't picture him at them at all. There's plenty of degeneracy in the Modern Babylon but it's all the wrong type of degeneracy for Kevin. The closest I can think of is Central Station, which is a gay bar with a sex basement that occasionally hosts an ABDL night for men and women.
Basically there's very little in the way of nightlife for autistic transbians, because autistic transbians generally don't like going out clubbing. The scenarios where Kevin mingles with strangers are confined to furry conventions because pretty much everyone there is going to be an autistic degenerate with similar interests to Kevin. Most likely the weirdos he'd visit here would simply take him to an All Bar One (which Kevin would mistakenly think is a fancy venue) for cocktails or a Fuller's/Greene King/Young's pub.
Maybe one of his alleged friends sent him an Oyster card?
Or is it more likely that he will get in a London black taxi and charged for clean up when his stinkditch hums out the whole cab?
Maybe Slimelight. I used to go there to pick up goth girls with tape over their nipples and crazy European women.
There was quite the troon presence there I recall.
If he tries to take any selfies he might run into trouble.
They had a pretty aggressive no photography rule.
So unless that has changed I don’t think the security will take kindly to him or accusations of transphobia.
People generally just purchase an Oyster card from the ticket machines when they arrive (which Kevin would fail to do, despite it being very easy). I suppose they could send him a preloaded Oyster card with enough money on it to ensure he can get around on his first day (£14/$20 should cover it for a daily cap zone 1-6).
You don't actually need an Oyster card because the barriers work with contactless cards or Apple Pay, but I understand these things are less common in the US so he probably couldn't go down that route. There is the hilarious possibility that he could try and then get his card fraud locked by his bank as soon as he taps out (which does sometimes happen here to tourists who didn't specifically tell their bank they were going abroad), leaving him completely stranded with no money for a few days, but the odds are the transbians he was going to visit would be there to tard wrangle him anyway.
I unfortunately do, as I'm a covert TERF with a fair amount of connections to the trans and LGBT activist + nightlife scene.
Ku Bar in Chinatown does a trans night in their basement every Wednesday called Bombshell. Kevin would hate it there though as it's basically HSTS, drag queens and club kids. There's also Harpies at the White Swan in Limehouse, which is a trans stripping night (but again, largely similar crowd - it grew out of Metropolis, which has strippers as a backdrop for a big gay party). I've heard there's a bi-monthly event in a pub somewhere near Fenchurch Street which is a lot more middle aged trans + chaser orientated, but that wouldn't be Kevin's scene either.
Other than that there's plenty of trendy inclusive "queer" nights around that trans people preferentially go to, but Kevin would hate those too they're trendy so he wouldn't recognise the music and people would judge him for his dress sense. Even something as terminally inclusive as Crossbreed (the "all genders disco + sex party") would overwhelm Kevin because he'd be around tonnes of people fucking out in the open.
Some venues like The Queen Adelaide or Dalston Superstore are Queer And Inclusive and operate as pubs during the daytime (with visibly trans people behind the bar) so I could feasibly see him going there, but then they're still trendy so I really can't picture him at them at all. There's plenty of degeneracy in the Modern Babylon but it's all the wrong type of degeneracy for Kevin. The closest I can think of is Central Station, which is a gay bar with a sex basement that occasionally hosts an ABDL night for men and women.
Basically there's very little in the way of nightlife for autistic transbians, because autistic transbians generally don't like going out clubbing. The scenarios where Kevin mingles with strangers are confined to furry conventions because pretty much everyone there is going to be an autistic degenerate with similar interests to Kevin. Most likely the weirdos he'd visit here would simply take him to an All Bar One (which Kevin would mistakenly think is a fancy venue) for cocktails or a Fuller's/Greene King/Young's pub.
People generally just purchase an Oyster card from the ticket machines when they arrive (which Kevin would fail to do, despite it being very easy). I suppose they could send him a preloaded Oyster card with enough money on it to ensure he can get around on his first day (£14/$20 should cover it for a daily cap zone 1-6).
You don't actually need an Oyster card because the barriers work with contactless cards or Apple Pay, but I understand these things are less common in the US so he probably couldn't go down that route. There is the hilarious possibility that he could try and then get his card fraud locked by his bank as soon as he taps out (which does sometimes happen here to tourists who didn't specifically tell their bank they were going abroad), leaving him completely stranded with no money for a few days, but the odds are the transbians he was going to visit would be there to tard wrangle him anyway.
Travelling in from Heathrow is what does it, it's about £10.50/$14 for a single off peak fare to/through Zone 1 (and £12.50/$17 at peak times). If he wanted to get the Heathrow Express (15 minutes to Paddington) that'd be £25/$35.
Basically London is not an advisable holiday destination if you are terminally broke and have to beg to pay your bills. Although I suppose the transbians Kevin wants to visit might live elsewhere in the UK.
Travelling in from Heathrow is what does it, it's about £10.50/$14 for a single off peak fare to/through Zone 1 (and £12.50/$17 at peak times). If he wanted to get the Heathrow Express (15 minutes to Paddington) that'd be £25/$35.
Basically London is not an advisable holiday destination if you are terminally broke and have to beg to pay your bills. Although I suppose the transbians Kevin wants to visit might live elsewhere in the UK.
Well that is a given. When I lived outside of London but went there regularly, I used to joke about having to exchange two Northern monkey pounds for each London one.
I wonder if his friends live in somewhere suitably garbage? Maybe they are trans sheep herders in wales or try to farm seagulls on some hopeless Scottish island?
Only place on your list I've been is the White Swan, it was just Gay then, pre-Troon, although I remember very little because of substance intake. I do recall that you could come out at god knows what hour and go across the road to a chill-out club, if you had the stamina. I'm past all that now but if I was looking there's a place called Fold on Bidder Street that looks amazing, another place Kevin would never go. Apologies for getting off topic.
The TERFs Kevin tends to have beef with are essentially middle class white ladies, who aren't going to confront him if they just see him in the street (beyond maybe giving him a look). Tbh Kevin's got very little to fear. There were 289 transgender hate crimes in London in the last year (this includes someone yelling "tranny" from a car) compared to 3000 homophobic hate crimes.
For the most part people don't tend to bother trannies, they just think they're weird - and Kevin's pretty unlikely to wander into a rough pub or a dodgy sink estate in Newham. He'd be doing the typical tourist shit in Central London, probably hitting up nerd mecca Forbidden Planet to buy some figurines, stuffing his face in a McDonalds and then back to his hotel/BritTranch by 8pm.
Tbh I could see him making it through the airport just about. But I've watched intelligent people from big cities freak out at the tube map if they've not used it before: View attachment 2999545
I doubt Kevin would have the wherewithal to check his route on CityMapper. Or even use the ticket machines.
I wonder if his friends live in somewhere suitably garbage? Maybe they are trans sheep herders in wales or try to farm seagulls on some hopeless Scottish island?
unlikely - the internet speed in those areas is glacial (if you can access it at all) and on some of the smaller Scottish islands you struggle to get any mobile phone signal
they're also very socially conservative; you're much more likely to find troons in university towns and cities
Jesus fucking Christ, one one hand I didn’t expect for the png to be used like that, but on the other hand I’m glad that somebody else is making fucked up edits too. Love how the diaper looks like a child’s diaper, what a great detail.
Anyways today I got a couple more tweets. Let’s start with Kevin’s take on the Canadian trucker protest. [A]
He just raged about crypto. I hope he’s actually done because i am not waiting for him to finish sperging to make this post. [A]
Kevin digs out a package actually meant for him in the sea of the packages meant for the reservation. [A]
That also works. I thought "pedestrian" was pretty good for that context since it can also mean dull, boring, uninspired. Many people simply think of it as meaning somebody who's using their feet for transportation, but it's also a great synonym for "lame". "This director and his ideas are so pedestrian." Since we were talking about traveling too.. it felt right to me.
It's a great word to use when you want to sound like a condescending, pretentious dick-head imo. I doubt Kevie handles condescension very well, those few times he actually picks up on it.
