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[Trianon]

Update on the UK trip
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He is right that you can get a passport within 5 days if you get an Urgent Travel appointment. But he better get it now because there's no guarantee they will be available. Just imagine cutting something this close.

Urgent Travel Service: Some agencies and centers are also offering limited appointments for customers who have urgent international travel in the next 5 business days for reasons other than a life-or-death emergency. You may schedule an appointment if you are traveling within 2 weeks or need a foreign visa within 4 weeks; however, the appointment cannot occur more than 5 business days before your date of travel, or 10 business days if you require a visa. Call 1-877-487-2778 from 8:00 a.m. to 10:00 p.m. ET, Mondays through Fridays. Our appointment line for Urgent Travel Service is closed on weekends and federal holidays.

 

[Prolego]

Somebody on Twitter who can't leave the house due to THE ANXIETY suggesting making threats against public officials? It must be a day that ends in Y:
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Don't tweets like that get you an automatic visit from the FBI? I do hope so, because it's been getting a bit dull around the Tranch recently. Bring on Tranny Waco.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Don't tweets like that get you an automatic visit from the FBI? I do hope so, because it's been getting a bit dull around the Tranch recently. Bring on Tranny Waco.

RIP @SIGSEGV. Never 4get

 

[Hell yeah dude]

New grift unexpected medical bills

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"Jen need to go to the dentist"

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[S.C.U.D.]

Kevin spending hundreds of dollars on cardboard rectangles he will never actually play with. To me, this is worse than his Transformers addiction.

 

[Miss Misery]

So is Penny grifting for Jen too? Or is 'she' concerned with 'her' own recent dental bills?

 

[Hitman One]

Somebody on Twitter who can't leave the house due to THE ANXIETY suggesting making threats against public officials? It must be a day that ends in Y:
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But I thought doxxing was bad and evil? Is that not what those damned alt-right transphobes at k*w* f*r*s spend their time doing?

 

[Lorgar]

New grift unexpected medical bills
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"Jen need to go to the dentist"
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Poor dentist who has to deal with jens literal human shit breath.

 

[Eggman's Ghost]

Update on the UK trip
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Hahahah this idiot is going to bungle this up and not make his trip, calling it now.
I was in a similar position last fall, I had to go to London for work but I had let my passport expire over the pandemmy, so I had to pay an extra $150ish to get it rushed and it came in like ~3 weeks instead of 6, a week before my flight. I chose to pay the rush fee and just hope it came in time because going to the passport office 5 days before seemed way too easy to screw up, like Kevin will do.
Does he not know about the rush fee option? Did he just completely overlook that and now it's too late for that too? I'm excited to see how he fucks this up lol

Edit: I'm just now remembering that another factor of this was that you had to have already submitted the passport renewal documents by mail BEFORE you go into the office, and if it hasn't come 5 days before your trip you go to the office and they presumably just print you one right there based on the documents you've already given them. There's another thing Kevin has absolutely not done correctly lol

 

[Luigi McPizza]

These aren't actually "your options" only the first is. The "five days" is an "emergency" in person trip to the local passport office (Aurora, suburb of Denver) for an appointment that you must make by PHONE (not online) and they're going to ask you a bunch of questions about TRIGGERING YOUR ANXIETY. Of course they'll give you a replacement "immediately" if you actually bother to go into the PASSPORT office (of which there are only 30 in the entire country) rather than submit everything by mail or via a more local office like a post office who then mails it in. You coming in for an "urgent" passport update for a vacation flight you've got within five days so you can get M changed to F is going to get you the stinkeye from The Cis because it's supposed to be for like if you suddenly have to fly to Singapore because a bunch of people in one of your factories got maimed and the police are snooping around your illegal side businesses.

And in case he finally gets his passport renewed in time, I suppose it's going to cost him more than if he had done the things properly and renewed it the normal way. I expect more e-begging coming if that's the case: "Guys it's been a hard month at the ranch and preparing for the trip, also I had to spend 200$ for renewing my passport so gibs me money pls"

 

[The Final Troondown]

Well let’s just hope Kevvie doesn’t end up in the feed of @CrimeLdn, which is wall to wall stabbings.

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Looks like someone forgot to subscribe to pewdiepie

 

[RonRiot]

These aren't actually "your options" only the first is. The "five days" is an "emergency" in person trip to the local passport office (Aurora, suburb of Denver) for an appointment that you must make by PHONE (not online) and they're going to ask you a bunch of questions about TRIGGERING YOUR ANXIETY. Of course they'll give you a replacement "immediately" if you actually bother to go into the PASSPORT office (of which there are only 30 in the entire country) rather than submit everything by mail or via a more local office like a post office who then mails it in. You coming in for an "urgent" passport update for a vacation flight you've got within five days so you can get M changed to F is going to get you the stinkeye from The Cis because it's supposed to be for like if you suddenly have to fly to Singapore because a bunch of people in one of your factories got maimed and the police are snooping around your illegal side businesses.

I don’t think they’ll give him the stink-eye but they ARE going to charge him out the am-wazzoo for an emergency passport. As usual, it’s easier for Kevin to throw his mystery money at a problem rather than plan anything ahead like an adult. Isn’t the ranch down to their last nine dollars?
Also most airlines (certainly BA) are still offering no extra charge ticket alterations due to covid restrictions, so he could push his trip back a few weeks and get the passport the regular way. But no. Must consoom now!

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

It wouldn't surprise me if the whole passport fuck up is a way for him to get out of taking the trip at all.

 

[Law]

Us mean terf-bitch farmers need to take you out sometime to get you away from degenerate, tranny, romance writers who fuck britbong gender goblins.
Hearts and rainbows, sis.

Aaaw thanks mate. I was laughing the whole way. The Cliff Bar anecdote sent me over the edge. Also I recently got to watch Julie Bindel verbally suplex the gender goblin and that was gold.

RIP @SIGSEGV. Never 4get

I miss our pet fedposter. Godspeed you, Siggy!

So is Penny grifting for Jen too? Or is 'she' concerned with 'her' own recent dental bills?

Troon Fagin has sent out his urchins to the mean streets of Twitter.
They must be low on money and he knows an Earl attack won't work.
Plus most of their confused, yet well meaning liberal donors are gonna be diverting money from troons to womenonweb.org and other abortion charities after the SCOTUS leak. Women getting a rude awakening and realizing that caping for troons and using they/them pronouns won't stop men from trying to ruin their lives means a lot of troon money is going to dry up.
Kev's buddies always like to say "fuck around and find out". Well....

It wouldn't surprise me if the whole passport fuck up is a way for him to get out of taking the trip at all.

This is my guess as well. Homeboy doesn't leave his room - how's he gonna leave his continent?

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

It wouldn't surprise me if the whole passport fuck up is a way for him to get out of taking the trip at all.

Agreed, I wonder if Penny and the other tranchers were getting on his ass about leaving the house for a few days and the trip was never gonna happen, he just pretended for a while to get them off his back.

 

[AfghanBlue]

“Just in time”
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Did not expect to learn about my upcoming demise in nuclear Armageddon on the kevin thread

 

[Hell yeah dude]

He gonna spend his entire time in his room tweeting and watching cartoon

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[Neko GF]

Kev-Kev has been acknowledged by washed up director and full time Twitter tranny Andy Wachowski-

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[BSC]

More Kevin fedposting in response to the recent SCOTUS leaks.





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[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

Seems like a supremely dangerous thing to do to yourself as a politician, but what do I know?

Nothing, you tranny freak. You know nothing minus cumming, consuming and sometimes coping.