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New selfie, they legit look like special need
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It’s like the only three guys who showed up to the LAN party decided to start a relationship together.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

Rambling
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Gaslighting
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New selfie, they legit look like special need
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Micheal is such a detestable cross eyed freak
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Leave it to a failure of a man to tell women how they should think....

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Shilling my half-drunk autism from the Tranch thread:

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AM
Use it as a bug repellent! With the power of AM even bears are just big bugs! AM

Why salt the earth when you could use just a pinch of Kevryn Gibes Magic Mix and get the same results? AM
There wouldn't have been any slavery if the Romans used this after razing Carthage! AM

GET YOUR OLD-ASS ASS OUT HYDROGEN CYANIDE AND MAKE WAY FOR THE NEXT GENERATION CHEMICAL WEAPON!
Herbicide, fungicide, pesticide, fratricide, matricide, genocide! AM
WHY SETTLE FOR A MEASLY SIX MILLION? GO FOR THE TOP SCORE! AM

Preorder now and get in the queue today! AM is available in extremely limited quantities and is produced only when Kevryn gets around to producing* the Secret Sauce that makes AM so potent!

*never

 

[ComedyEnjoyer]

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Laughing at sideshow freaks on the internet to pass a slow day at work = dangerous brain rot

Violently abusing your open wound to the thought of being an inflatable pool toy = healthy

 

[AMHOLIO]

Rambling

I... what?

What are those questions? What counts as deattatched? If I ask about puberty blockers and show them the article on cancer patients who had them now with osteoporosis, is that valid?

Christ. I might have had a stroke reading that.

Gaslighting

Yes, our shared uphill battle for healthcare more attuned to our biology, the need for menstruation products for the poor, the issues of childcare and jobs, FGM in countries that still do that along with other archaic rights for them... shared rights.

New selfie, they legit look like special need

10 years ago this would be part of the ED article for polyamory, trannies, gays, autism... it'd be everywhere.

It’s like the only three guys who showed up to the LAN party decided to start a relationship together.

They're all old enough to have experienced that too. Eugh.

 

[I Shidded I Farded I Came]

Never let transphobia get it's hooks in you. There is so much embarrassing evidence that it ruins your brain.

Is this nigger saying what I think he is saying? Reality itself is transphobic now? Ballsy admission for a guy who traded his actual balls for a festering wound.

 

[The Silent Perjority]

Could you even get 3 more male looking people.

 

[FinnSven]

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Could you even get 3 more male looking people.

Yep.
Arnie, Stallone and Statham spring to mind.
Hell in terms of Manliness, Danny DeVito, Prince and Elija Wood have them beaten out.

Could you get three more male looking people trying to convince the world they are ladies?

In that case, no.

Rambling

Kevin is so fucking stupid.

Even Fatrick Tomlinson is more coherent in his pseudo intellectual drivel, and that porcine moron is purported to have been a below mediocre student.

Why do shut in fuckwits think that the internet and surface level reading of the popular media and press put them in a sage like position of wisdom?

Go Bette Milder though. More and more accomplished women need to be reminding their sisters that “Transwomen” are just chauvinistic men.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

That piggy ring in Kevryn's nose does him no favors, looks-wise. He's starting from a baseline of maximum fugly to begin with, and yet he still manages to somehow make himself look worse. His commitment to self-uglification is impressive.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

The Tranch making moonshine would be both horrifying and hilarious. I’m absolutely certain they don’t have the coordination and attention to detail necessary to run off all of the methanol, and would all end up blind.

and that's not mentioning the ungodly smell of decay that moonshine would have, along with the deadly alcohol-resistant bacteria

 

[stingray]

That piggy ring in Kevryn's nose does him no favors, looks-wise. He's starting from a baseline of maximum fugly to begin with, and yet he still manages to somehow make himself look worse. His commitment to self-uglification is impressive.

He's getting dangerously close to Kelly Lenza levels of self-uglification. I posted it probably hundreds of pages back and over a year ago, but I'll say it again: it is not that fucking hard to pluck your eyebrows. I find the task to be rather cathartic. Please just try it, Kevvy.

Also lol, that "polycule triad" selfie. The scrunched up face Kevin is making plus his thick-rimmed glasses make him look extra special-ed. Maybe this is mean, but they really do look like they're the product of some fucked up genetic disorder if you look at the picture thumbnail without loading it Jen looks like he's one generation away from being a direct descendant of neanderthals.

 

[Super Shiro]

"transphobia ... is a bigotry that to too many seems reasonable & rational at first." "a lot of cis people see trans people as an interesting thought experiment..."

Hm... I wonder why that is?

He's getting dangerously close to Kelly Lenza levels of self-uglification. I posted it probably hundreds of pages back and over a year ago, but I'll say it again: it is not that fucking hard to pluck your eyebrows. I find the task to be rather cathartic. Please just try it, Kevvy.

Also lol, that "polycule triad" selfie. The scrunched up face Kevin is making plus his thick-rimmed glasses make him look extra special-ed. Maybe this is mean, but they really do look like they're the product of some fucked up genetic disorder if you look at the picture thumbnail without loading it Jen looks like he's one generation away from being a direct descendant of neanderthals.

The irony in the fact that Kevin will get surgeries to be more like a True and Honest™ woman but doesn't put a single ounce of that same effort in basic grooming, makeup, or a skincare routine to get rid of those forehead wrinkles is poetic. A creepy smile and being fat doesn't really make you look more feminine. Also, Michael in that picture is legitimately horror-tier. That selfie really wouldn't look out of place in a documentary about serial killers.

 

[MissAnthropist]

Alcoholism isn't funny. Except for this situation. Now we know how Penny can stand being around the lazy layabouts after doing terrible drywall jobs all day.

Also, I feel like since getting dumped by Neck and Wedge Kevvy is reaaaaaally leaning into his setup with Phil and Jen - posting way more photos with them all lovey. Guess he realized no one else will put up with his shit other than a functional alcoholic and a coprophile.

 

[TurdEthics]

I keep seeing the name Phil being mentioned and it makes me sad that it's a different one and not the Farms favorite ANTIFA Communist potato troon.

 

[stingray]

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Alcoholism isn't funny. Except for this situation. Now we know how Penny can stand being around the lazy layabouts after doing terrible drywall jobs all day.

Also, I feel like since getting dumped by Neck and Wedge Kevvy is reaaaaaally leaning into his setup with Phil and Jen - posting way more photos with them all lovey. Guess he realized no one else will put up with his shit other than a functional alcoholic and a coprophile.

I mean, there's quite a few people on the tranch, no? I'd like to say that's an appropriately stocked "bar" for someone who might like to entertain or make a drink a couple nights a week, but I don't think anyone's hosting the tranch. I'm not super familiar with alcohol brands or whatever, but the big frosted bottle front and center is definitely a Grey Goose vodka. If Phil is an alcoholic, I wonder what fuels it more: his festering crotch wound, or the company of these thumbs? (Actually, I can't recall - did Phil just get the weird ball removal surgery or does he have an amhole? Can't remember. Orchiectomy it's called, I think.)

I was just thinking that earlier, though - it does seem like Kevin's posting a lot more mushy shit with his current partners now than he really ever did before Wedge and whoever broke up and left the "polycule." Looks like all the love Phil and Jen can give isn't enough to drown out the fresh pain from not just one but two people breaking up with you in one fell swoop.

 

[MissAnthropist]

I mean, there's quite a few people on the tranch, no? I'd like to say that's an appropriately stocked "bar" for someone who might like to entertain or make a drink a couple nights a week, but I don't think anyone's hosting the tranch. I'm not super familiar with alcohol brands or whatever, but the big frosted bottle front and center is definitely a Grey Goose vodka. If Phil is an alcoholic, I wonder what fuels it more: his festering crotch wound, or the company of these thumbs? (Actually, I can't recall - did Phil just get the weird ball removal surgery or does he have an amhole? Can't remember. Orchiectomy it's called, I think.)

I was just thinking that earlier, though - it does seem like Kevin's posting a lot more mushy shit with his current partners now than he really ever did before Wedge and whoever broke up and left the "polycule." Looks like all the love Phil and Jen can give isn't enough to drown out the fresh pain from not just one but two people breaking up with you in one fell swoop.

There's four Troons on the Tranch right now, I believe. I don't think Kevvy is much of a drinker - because he's a total over sharer and I don't recall him talking about being "white girl" wasted - and Jen shouldn't drink what with his health problems. Jarrosie might imbibe, but I don't know much about him, he's boring. Phil is the only one who talks about drinking and posts pics of drinking - usually scotch. There's two Glen Livet, I believe it is, round boxes that the scotch bottles come in, plus as you noted, the grey goose (which is so dumb bc Costco brand vodka is as good as Grey Goose but half the price, and they're clearly buying this shit at Costco). Looks to be some other varied whiskey and maybe rum bottles too.

This could be built up over several weeks because we all know the state of housekeeping at the Tranch, but I'm still thinking Phil is drinking way more than anyone could claim is social or moderate.

 

[SCRAM]

If you stretch the definition of "applying pressure" all the way to "punching", then arguably being hit by a bullet is "pressure point combat".

No

There's four Troons on the Tranch right now, I believe. I don't think Kevvy is much of a drinker - because he's a total over sharer and I don't recall him talking about being "white girl" wasted - and Jen shouldn't drink what with his health problems. Jarrosie might imbibe, but I don't know much about him, he's boring. Phil is the only one who talks about drinking and posts pics of drinking - usually scotch. There's two Glen Livet, I believe it is, round boxes that the scotch bottles come in, plus as you noted, the grey goose (which is so dumb bc Costco brand vodka is as good as Grey Goose but half the price, and they're clearly buying this shit at Costco). Looks to be some other varied whiskey and maybe rum bottles too.

This could be built up over several weeks because we all know the state of housekeeping at the Tranch, but I'm still thinking Phil is drinking way more than anyone could claim is social or moderate.

Costco/Kirkland brand vodka IS grey goose.

Same with their rum, etc.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

This could be built up over several weeks because we all know the state of housekeeping at the Tranch, but I'm still thinking Phil is drinking way more than anyone could claim is social or moderate.

You're saying that drinking a box of wine and shitposting on The Farms is neither social nor moderate?

 

[Hell yeah dude]

The Tranch had a meeting with a journalist

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Wedge got some complication with his amhole

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[MissAnthropist]

The Tranch had a meeting with a journalist
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Wedge got some complication with his amhole
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Is this the tall lanky brunette male that Kevvy was lusting over recently? I did a cursory glance through dude's Twitter and I can't figure out how tall he is. But yeah, Kevvy doesn't interact that much with icky cis men, and this one was visiting (and doesn't seem repulsed outright by Kevvy, which we know in Kevvyverse is tantamount to lust).