Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Humbert Humbert]

Short update, I’m still pretty eh but I genuinely enjoy making these posts.
Yesterday the homie Kevin celebrated his gf’s birthday, and they ended up at a queer but sapphic dominant bar. He enjoyed the vibe, because it’s a lesbian space for him to invade. No cis males were even present! [A]

He is already voicing grievances with Bluesky. [A]

The homie Kevin has decided to commit to seeking out trauma therapy! He starts tomorrow (and I’m not being mean when I say this, but I do hope that Kevin goes to therapy). His gf really wanted him to, and said this was the best birthday gift. One of the biggest factors in pushing him to make this decision was of course Stephen Universe. [A]

Oh and the fun continues, because a bunch of them went out for sushi. Kevin cannot control himself and just be non-horny. I really hope they ain’t doing this shit in public. [A]

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I actually read the thread and I have a few things to comment on:

He was enjoying the idea of being built a fuckshed where people could come up and fuck him on the farm back in the early 2020 of the tranch days

Stop. No more. I would’ve liked to have been a KGIU expert, but I think I can live with just being a KGIU: Post 2023 expert.

I would like to personally thank you for your service to this thread

Thank you!

"I'm sorry to inform you ma'am your son tested positive on the Willy Wonka test"

"Doctor is there any possibility that he can live a normal life?"

"No, I'm afraid there's a 99% chance he's going to grow up to join of a lot of weird communities online"

This shit makes the autism in this thread worth reading, this shit has me laughing

Take care of yourself first. You're doing just fine. Shit happens in life, there will always be more retarded Kevin takes in the future, just focus on yourself. Thank you for your service.

Thank you friend, I’m doing kinda better today. My autism compels me to provide info on our cows, and honestly I enjoy it and it has cheered me up before. It feels easier now that it’s not an obligation I have for myself. Also I feel like the shit I write is funnier when I be going through it

Mother's Day 2023
Sunday, May 14

Oh fuck another thing I learned from this thread

Not trying to shit on you for what you've been doing all this time but personally I find that a good idea cause I never really thought his random milquetoast opinions on pop culture shit were all that interesting or relevant to begin with.

Thank you friend, and I actually agree. My autism compelled me to present a full view of what a day looks like for Kevin, and also there are spergs in this thread that may actually have commentary on said pop culture shit, so I included it anyways. For now it’s just important shit/shit I think should be included. Although today he did not have many opinions on anything, everything I posted is basically it.

This "revision" is going to be a disaster.

I was hoping it would be fine for him, because despite what you may think when I document every word he says on twitter on a near daily basis for four months, I actually don’t hate Kevin.
But now that the date is approaching, he has been talking about it more and more, counting down the days. He’s very clearly nervous as fuck about it. His anxiety will be off the fucking charts in these next couple weeks. He said it himself, he’s been mentally ready for years but also not ready.
I will break it down in Kevin-speak, since I suppose I’m good at that after having read his thoughts for four months. When he says he’s been ready for it for years, he means he has been ready for his idealized results and having a vagina with depth. He is ready for the bragging rights of having a vagina and hot sex. He is not ready for the surgery itself, and the recovery. He isn’t mentally prepared for being put under and cut open and healing. I don’t think he even dares consider something go wrong.

He's been very boring and draining. I think we're all just waiting for the revision-saga when things will surely pick up again.

I actually preferred to document his shit in the boring lull, because when shit ramps up it’s gonna be chaos in this thread. There’s already so much tism to wade through between these updates, half of the posts are people discussing/sperging about whatever geek shit he said or how much his latest Transformers cost (thank you, spergs, that is actually useful information sometimes), and the other half is the usual tranny discourse/people being mildly grossed out by whatever horny shit he said.

But I will be here no matter what happens on revision day and the subsequent days, as well as his summer London trip. I been waiting for months for that shit.

How he is just so incredibly dense, but really thinks he is a deep thinker with complex and nuanced thoughts on life.

That’s the subtle beauty of this all, the fact that he says really dumb shit sometimes and thinks he’s a profound philosopher or some shit.

Edit: I also think he will get more fat and use it for inflation fetish purposes.

If this happens, it won’t be intentionally.

There's no more mountains to climb, nothing more to become a woman, what now?

I wonder that too, now that you all bring it up. I think that he may continue to seek out the surgeries because he’ll always find something to perfect.
These men never think of the things that women endlessly do; as in, endless clothes and makeup. Although, if he actually did go the makeup route, it’ll probably end up being more expensive than the current toy and video game cope purchases.

Option three: he ramps up the toy buying to truly pathological levels, like a new one literally every day or so, until he transforms Penny's parents' house into an actual hoarder den of mass-produced plastic tat.

I got some bad news for you, the near daily toy buying’s been going on for the past few months.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Minor digression, but did Kevin ever actually finish college? I know he's mentioned taking university-level classes, but I don't remember reading anywhere in the thread about him actually graduating.

I only ask because it would kind of explain his half-baked pseudointellectualism. He has just enough actual learning combined with reading far too many reductive "a thread"s on Twitter to convince himself that he actually knows what the fuck he's talking about.

Nah, his half-baked pseudointellectualism is because he's a lazy narcissist. He thinks he's smart enough to extrapolate from "getting the gist" of something without ever knowing he never got the gist.

I can't recall if he finished or not but I'm going to assume not because as much as I denigrate the value of college this is a terrible way to do it especially because of how much value there is in being able to understand what the professors want to hear back once you start moving above the 200 class tier.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Was 50 years of hating men worth getting to this point?

Of course, laughing at Kevin's comedy is worth it!

 

[KiwiFuzz]

If I have seen so far, it is because I have stood on the shoulders of a-logs.

 

[stupid frog]

Not trying to shit on you for what you've been doing all this time but personally I find that a good idea cause I never really thought his random milquetoast opinions on pop culture shit were all that interesting or relevant to begin with.

Sometimes it is, sometimes it isn't. I don't think you can really tell until it's posted.
The longer that pop culture rant is though, the less chance there is of me reading it.

 

[Yamamura]

In the first scenario, his expectations of the surgery will continue to be a lot higher than the results current medical technology can produce and he will keep chasing the delusion that he will someday have functional genitals.

I don't know why I'm reminded of a conversation between Null and Rekieta while they were talking about people like Melinda Scott and Russell Greer. Essentially there are some people who fall into this trap where they have this false delusion about the legal system where repeatedly suing people will somehow fix their lives when in reality it drags them into a never ending death spiral that traps them in further

In essence I think that's Kevin's mentality at this point with the medical system what other troons lie to him about on twitter. He legitimately believes if he keeps having faith in the system one of these scam artist doctors will finally give him the ability to have the coveted full body girl orgasm he's been chasing. But of course if one of these doctors was 100% honest with Kevin and straight up told him the truth he wouldn't listen anyway.

I love how for his birthday "present" to Edit: Penny mystery troon, he's working out his unresolved mental issues. What a great present .
But also I have to say to people like Kevin if you're taking genuine life advice from a children's show, Steven Universe no less, you are beyond lost. Usually I view people who have to consult children's shows for moral advice as lacking their own introspection and mentally stunted. But that honestly makes a lot of sense, dealing with Kevin must be like dealing with an angsty teenager.

Now just to be clear I'm not saying you aren't allowed to be influenced by thoughts or ideas in media, but if it takes a children's show like My Little Pony to convince you to stop being an angsty piece of shit as an adult you're already too far gone. I'm just saying for the love of God if you're going to learn anything from a show at least have the target demographic be at least over the legal drinking age.

I only ask because it would kind of explain his half-baked pseudointellectualism. He has just enough actual learning combined with reading far too many reductive "a thread"s on Twitter to convince himself that he actually knows what the fuck he's talking about.

I said it before but I feel like it's worth saying again. Kevin is the type of guy to gather life advice from a show like Steven Universe and think it's profound and some sort of wake up call. This is a guy doesn't even have enough introspection to look around his room at his toy hoard and have enough of a wake up call. Every take he has is either something he misinterpreted or had spoon-fed to him from someone else and is parroting it. That's why there's only two types of Kevin takes, your garden variety Twitter leftist takes and the profoundly retarded takes he came up with on his own.

 

[lightswitchdoll]

I love how for his birthday "present" to Penny, he's working out his unresolved mental issues. What a great present .

I don't think it's Penny. He calls him 'mistress' or whatever gay name he has for him. I think this is the new girlfriend that I guess isn't on twitter so is still a bit of a mystery?

Or as much of a mystery as a degenerate tranny can be, anyway.

 

[FinnSven]

Nah, his half-baked pseudointellectualism is because he's a lazy narcissist. He thinks he's smart enough to extrapolate from "getting the gist" of something without ever knowing he never got the gist.

I can't recall if he finished or not but I'm going to assume not because as much as I denigrate the value of college this is a terrible way to do it especially because of how much value there is in being able to understand what the professors want to hear back once you start moving above the 200 class tier.

Did he even go to college?

I don’t get the impression he graduated from high school.

Now just to be clear I'm not saying you aren't allowed to be influenced by thoughts or ideas in media, but if it takes a children's show like My Little Pony to convince you to stop being an angsty piece of shit as an adult you're already too far gone.

This is what I have always pointed out about mainly bronies obviously.
This kind of media watched by adult age people is much more normalized in this day and age.

Troons and activists like Kevvie expect to be taken seriously and don’t get that as their frame of reference is literally childish media, that is why we who consume and read much more age appropriate material, this is why it’s impossible for us to take them as adult level thinkers.

While people hail Eric Blair as a key visionary on near future prediction with 1984, I now think we are past him and getting to the stage of HG Wells.

Kevvie is similar to an Eloi, which I suppose makes us the Morlocks, consuming them.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

Oh and the fun continues, because a bunch of them went out for sushi. Kevin cannot control himself and just be non-horny. I really hope they ain’t doing this shit in public. [A]

Ok. This here is an example of something Kevin does that actually makes me pretty sure he has severe autism and a lack of life experience. It also proves to me that queerness is his fetish not his state of being and completely performative.

Two sexually attracted people having issues keeping their hands off each other early in a relationship is nothing to do with being queer. It is the standard state of a teenager with their first boyfriend/girlfriend.

Unless you're a kissless virgin you've probably been all over at least one partner in your life. Someone who you practically fused to with horniness and got very good at breathing with a tongue down your throat with while your friends complained about you two. Especially in highschool or college. Everyone has their turn being THAT couple.

Then the fires burn down to something sane and you have a healthy loving relationship based on more than sex, with the old intensity flaring once and a while like when you get a new bed and "break it in". Normal people don't post about it. Normal LGBT people don't connect it to their "queerness". They are too busy colliding pelvises and gazing loving/lustfully into each other's eyes with stupid looks on their face. Only someone as performative as Kevin does this.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Nah, his half-baked pseudointellectualism is because he's a lazy narcissist. He thinks he's smart enough to extrapolate from "getting the gist" of something without ever knowing he never got the gist.

No argument from me there. He just reminds me a bit of troons like Zinnia Jones and Bardfinn, who seem to consider themselves experts on practically every field of human knowledge despite the former having only a few years of community college and the latter having at most an unconfirmed Bachelor's degree.

They're all extremely online trannies, so maybe it's just good old-fashioned Internet Know-It-All Syndrome.

Oh and the fun continues, because a bunch of them went out for sushi. Kevin cannot control himself and just be non-horny. I really hope they ain’t doing this shit in public. [A]

"When two queers can barely keep their hands off each other" = spending the entire meal glued to your phones conducting your conversation through Twitter despite sitting literally two feet away from each other.

 

[Yamamura]

Did he even go to college?

The short answer your question, yes. But it's never stated if he finished (of course the way he mentions it, it sounds like he's trying to imply that he did) archive

So basically he went to community college around 2010ish.

I also dug up some more Kevin lore while I was at it and it's somewhat interesting. It looks like Kevin took something related to theater. archive



Looks like it was the beginning of the end for Kevin in college archive


I'm sure you did Kevin archive


Yes, he was that guy in college archive

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

The short answer your question, yes. But it's never stated if he finished (of course the way he mentions it, it sounds like he's trying to imply that he did) archive
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So basically he went to community college around 2010ish.

Thanks! I thought I remembered him mentioning it, but couldn't find it in the thread. So at most he has a two-year degree, assuming he even finished that.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

It just sounds like he was one of those perpetual college "students" that just never had any clear aim what he was going to be; since he realised he was "trans" at the tender age of 29, he at least attended college to around the age of 28.

 

[FinnSven]

The short answer your question, yes. But it's never stated if he finished (of course the way he mentions it, it sounds like he's trying to imply that he did) archive
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So basically he went to community college around 2010ish.

I also dug up some more Kevin lore while I was at it and it's somewhat interesting. It looks like Kevin took something related to theater. archive
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Are we certain he actually studied there, or did he work in the cafeteria washing dishes and doing that allowed him to attend some of the theatre groups and presentations?

He expressly says, "the community college I worked at". He also says he was going there for about a decade, which means he either was fucking insanely retarded and it took him a decade to do a two-year course, or he just worked there and says "going there" as it's not a lie, but it implies he studied.
It's also possible he just did a few part time courses.

I get spergy about this because I refuse to believe he has had any academic or educational success.

It seems like he just about scraped the bare minimum of stipulations set on him by his mother or ex "fiancé" to be able to continue living in their place.

 

[Big White Bwana]

I suppose this question will invevetably have been asked already, given that this thread is currently 2379 pages long - so, as a newcomer, I may as well ask:
Given that we are discussing people with weird fetishes, including being a furry/furry sympathiser and MLP fandom - does anyone think those wretched alpacas will have sore arses?

 

[Kiwifarmsname]

I suppose this question will invevetably have been asked already, given that this thread is currently 2379 pages long - so, as a newcomer, I may as well ask:
Given that we are discussing people with weird fetishes, including being a furry/furry sympathiser and MLP fandom - does anyone think those wretched alpacas will have sore arses?

Das rite.

 

[Yamamura]

Are we certain he actually studied there, or did he work in the cafeteria washing dishes and doing that allowed him to attend some of the theatre groups and presentations?

He expressly says, "the community college I worked at". He also says he was going there for about a decade, which means he either was fucking insanely retarded and it took him a decade to do a two-year course, or he just worked there and says "going there" as it's not a lie, but it implies he studied.
It's also possible he just did a few part time courses.

I get spergy about this because I refuse to believe he has had any academic or educational success.

It seems like he just about scraped the bare minimum of stipulations set on him by his mother or ex "fiancé" to be able to continue living in their place.

I agree, his wording is quite ambiguous. It's unclear if "went to" implies studied there or just physically traveled there. Like either he worked there and also studied or only worked there and just participated in the events going on there.

Though I think there are some embarrassing details he's trying to leave purposely ambiguous like when he says he went there for a decade, because the TV show Community came out in 2009, and he said he went when it was new, but also as @Stupid Sexy Flanders pointed out he trooned out after watching a presentation meaning he had to have watched it when he was 28/29 in 2015ish.

 

[AnOminous]

He is already voicing grievances with Bluesky. [A]

Apparently he's talking about some retarded broken shit where there's a thread (actually multiple threads) that if you reply to them, you get subscribed and because the thread literally breaks the app, you can't get back out and get incessantly spammed with responses to it. It's also full of bots including some duck that responds to shit randomly asking questions, fucking up the thread even more as idiots respond.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Are we certain he actually studied there, or did he work in the cafeteria washing dishes and doing that allowed him to attend some of the theatre groups and presentations?

He expressly says, "the community college I worked at". He also says he was going there for about a decade, which means he either was fucking insanely retarded and it took him a decade to do a two-year course, or he just worked there and says "going there" as it's not a lie, but it implies he studied.
It's also possible he just did a few part time courses.

I get spergy about this because I refuse to believe he has had any academic or educational success.

It seems like he just about scraped the bare minimum of stipulations set on him by his mother or ex "fiancé" to be able to continue living in their place.

Community colleges are extremely valuable, but they'll take basically anybody. Some loser way too old "student" hanging around trying to be part of "campus life" is totally normal and Kevin apparently did not realize that they're the butt of the joke in Community. Jeff starts off the series openly fearing becoming this. Troy, Annie and Abed all arguably should have been gone by season three except for the part where Greendale transitions (teehee) from a community college into some weird vaguely illegal institution vaguely resembling a school in that "education" connects the various parts. I can't really blame anybody for not realizing this because even the writers forgot it was a community college and put them in "senior year" and had them all graduate to become faculty or whatever even though this would mean they only have associates (they took four, or more in some instances, years to get) which the show treats as normal rather than a quirk of Greendale being insane and run by morons.

 

[stupid frog]

[words]

Dead dad + parents did a bad job raising him is the tl;dr version.

I don’t get the impression he graduated from high school.

No child left behind, shitlord.