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Big White Bwana said:
I suppose this question will invevetably have been asked already, given that this thread is currently 2379 pages long - so, as a newcomer, I may as well ask:
Given that we are discussing people with weird fetishes, including being a furry/furry sympathiser and MLP fandom - does anyone think those wretched alpacas will have sore arses?
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no, because most of them don't have balls, half of them don't have dicks and the rest are impotent from shooting up estrogen.
 
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Humbert Humbert said:
The homie Kevin has decided to commit to seeking out trauma therapy! He starts tomorrow (and I’m not being mean when I say this, but I do hope that Kevin goes to therapy). His gf really wanted him to, and said this was the best birthday gift. One of the biggest factors in pushing him to make this decision was of course Stephen Universe. [A]
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"He doesn't need to spend 150% of himself."

It sounds like he is going to therapy so he can justify being lazy, when has Kevin given 150% of himself to anything.
 
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AnOminous said:
Apparently he's talking about some retarded broken shit where there's a thread (actually multiple threads) that if you reply to them, you get subscribed and because the thread literally breaks the app, you can't get back out and get incessantly spammed with responses to it. It's also full of bots including some duck that responds to shit randomly asking questions, fucking up the thread even more as idiots respond.
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So it’s “the new Facebook” except the new twitter in this case.

Social media applications which try to be a new version of something popular 75% of the time copy it nearly exactly so no one sees the point in switching or make such a shit version of it, no one bothers.

The other thing is that no one will intentionally make “The next Facebook”.

These things just seem to take off nearly organically, Google beating out Yahoo, Facebook itself killing MySpace.

Whatever it is though, I feel Kevvie will be reluctant at first and then rave about it and try to make out he was one of the first to adopt the platform.
 
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FinnSven said:
The other thing is that no one will intentionally make “The next Facebook”.
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The funny thing is the original facebook also similarly worked off of referrals i.e you invite a friend and they invite theirs. But that was with college students which made it trendy and hip. It looks like with BS it's essentially Kevin inviting other Kevins to join. It will be difficult to make it the next twitter because even old twitter had some normal people on it before it turned into the new tumblr after the exodus.
 
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They're mistaking themselves for the market as typical. Twitter had celebrities and people liked being able to talk directly to or at them. (Go look at any tweets by the current or past President and see how much people love being angry at someone who will never see their messages or know they exist. Hell, look at what people write to sports stars.) BlueSky has Twitter "celebrities" and nobody wants to talk to them except each other and in truth they aren't even really that invested in making this work because they know they can just go back to Twitter again and most of them hate each other. (Assuming they actually left rather than just added another place where they paste all the same shit.)
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
They're mistaking themselves for the market as typical. Twitter had celebrities and people liked being able to talk directly to or at them. (Go look at any tweets by the current or past President and see how much people love being angry at someone who will never see their messages or know they exist. Hell, look at what people write to sports stars.) BlueSky has Twitter "celebrities" and nobody wants to talk to them except each other and in truth they aren't even really that invested in making this work because they know they can just go back to Twitter again and most of them hate each other. (Assuming they actually left rather than just added another place where they paste all the same shit.)
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So in short, Blue Sky is just a shit version of twitter which no one will bother with.
 
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I haven't been on bluesky so I have no idea if it'll replace twitter, but something will. Twitter seems to have swapped advertising revenue and verified public/notable figures for a modest income stream from a gaggle of sub 100 follower count users to boost their engagement.

It's objectively easier to do things like impersonate the LAPD on the platform, and with bluechecks pushed to the top of replies it's just it's just page after page of takes retarded and incoherent even by twitter's already low standards. I suspect Musk is gambling that normal users will break and pay the 8 dollars, effectively wiping out any engagement advantage but also restoring the feed to something like "normal." I don't think twitter will get subscription numbers large enough to make the platform profitable, especially since Musk has made purchasing a blue check a referendum on his personality.
 
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Yamamura Video Rental said:
The funny thing is the original facebook also similarly worked off of referrals i.e you invite a friend and they invite theirs. But that was with college students which made it trendy and hip. It looks like with BS it's essentially Kevin inviting other Kevins to join. It will be difficult to make it the next twitter because even old twitter had some normal people on it before it turned into the new tumblr after the exodus.
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You used to only be able to join Facebook with edu addresses or whatever. It was for students.
Google+ had invites too. Remember Google+? Surely only because I spoke it's name.

Musk has enough money to buy any competitor to Twitter he wants and make them force close. Looking forward to the Muskverse.
 
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stupid frog said:
You used to only be able to join Facebook with edu addresses or whatever. It was for students.
Google+ had invites too. Remember Google+? Surely only because I spoke it's name.

Musk has enough money to buy any competitor to Twitter he wants and make them force close. Looking forward to the Muskverse.
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You're right I might have misremembered how the system worked. I just vaguely remembered there was some system in place that made it so that registration was limited. Either way it seems like BS at the moment is only attracting people like Kevin who have a grudge against Twitter and not because of some feature other than it's not owned by musk. But as other users have said Kevin appears to be leaving one hand on the door in case he needs to bail on BS if it doesn't work out.
 
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stupid frog said:
You used to only be able to join Facebook with edu addresses or whatever. It was for students.
Google+ had invites too. Remember Google+? Surely only because I spoke it's name.

Musk has enough money to buy any competitor to Twitter he wants and make them force close. Looking forward to the Muskverse.
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Please kill social media as a whole, daddy Elon.
 
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FinnSven said:
So in short, Blue Sky is just a shit version of twitter which no one will bother with.
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Well, I think we need to contrast between what BlueSky was intended to be and what all these idiots like Kevin think it's supposed to be and the ignorant media (idiots similar to but different from Kevin) are helping to spread. BlueSky started inside Twitter as the project to create a decentralized replacement for Twitter, Dorsey basically wanted to create it and then just swap all the users and tweet history over to it. The leadership that replaced Dorsey rejected this because they wanted to control Twitter not decentralize it, since Dorsey was still a major owner of Twitter they spun BlueSky off rather than just shut it down. Elon's changed things because rather than this being Dorsey and team bringing out a beta to test it you have a bunch of parasites trying to great leap forward their new safe space utopia they forget Twitter never was in the first place.
 
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Bawbag said:
Yesterday was amhole revision day for those who missed it.
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Motherfucking Elliot "blockjaw" Chink cost us the Kevin moment of the season, reeee. Until @Humbert Humbert gets here a short update - Kevin survived the surgery and is already tweeting again.

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