Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

To be fair to the second picture there's obviously worse lighting throwing harsh shadows on his face which certainly doesn't help. He's definitely 100% more bald than when I started following him in 2021 though.
It’s bad enough with the older men who troon out.
The best they can manage is to look like a haggard old hag raven from Skyrim, or widow Twanky from Alladdin. (UK panto versions, google it.)
Thing is, they know they won’t look any better so seem to just handle it.


Kevvie however trooned out when he was relatively young, certainly young enough that he could delude himself into thinking he is young enough to “pass”.

Fact of the matter is that even ones who trooned younger and were “blessed” with an impish/girlish look to start with still get manlier with age, even with superior make up skills or a paid artist, it gets harder to pass.

Blaire White for instance has been like a pretty princess compared to Kevvie the bag of mannish shit, but more recent videos, her* head is starting to betray her.

Granted White is far more ok with what she is rather than what she wants to be, but if she is starting to look like a past prime drag queen resorting to rolling drunk tricks, then Kevvie really needs to accept that he will never been the ikkle cutsie girlie girl he thinks he passes as.

*White, as I say does a good job of presenting, and tries her best rather than puts the onus on the rest of society to accept her. As such I think it is fair to refer to her with female pronouns. So any troon lurkers, fuck you! Such respect for gender has to be earned!
 
Fact of the matter is that even ones who trooned younger and were “blessed” with an impish/girlish look to start with still get manlier with age, even with superior make up skills or a paid artist, it gets harder to pass.
The only way to avoid it is to get really fat, which Kevin seems to be doing. It gives bigger moobs plus the fat everywhere including the face hides the obvious angular features of a man.
 
Some more pride thoughts. Kevin is getting reflective. What does it mean if a man moves to a farm in the middle of nowhere. And while there spends five years hiding in his room.
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"I promise myself to look even gayer by next Pride. I have six whole piercings I want to get! At least! And at least a few tattoos!"

Nothing says "gay" like tattoos and piercings in 2023! It's like Kevin's whole life goal is turning being fat middle age white trash bar loser into the essence of queerness.
This is what gay people look like, Kevin:
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And this is what coombrained freaks look like:
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Please don't confuse the two again.
 
His smile and optimism: gone.

Looks like it might have started to sink in that his new vag is even more fucked up than his old one, and he's never going to get fucked in it.
i agree that his smile and optimism seem to be gone. but you are optimistic about the other part. our little kev-kev here has zero self awareness and is borderline retarded, i legit think he would struggle to figure out how he would feel if he hypothetically didnt have breakfast this morning. he doesn't have the self awareness or intelligence to come to the realization that he screwed up getting the second amhole.

also i find it weird how he hasnt gotten a male to have sex with him. i could see this if he was trying for a true and honest lesbian, but with the amount of chasers and the trannies he can form a 'polycule' with, you'd think one of them would do the nasty with his amhole.

my only explanations would be: i guess the trannies are all either neutered themselves or are so hoped up on girl juice that they cant get hard.or the ones who can still get an erection dont find other trannies attractive (shocking, i know). as for the chasers, as we have discussed before on the farms, they tend to be into pre-ops and not so much the post-ops. even then, im sure there are some chasers out there who would be willing to give it a try. honestly surprised kev hasnt been able to find one of those in the tranny circles he travels in.
 
Because soon it will be judgment day and in the days before the rapture the world needs to put degenerate behavior and sexual deviancy on a pedestal of worship.


Michael and his flaming sword of justice can't get here soon enough.

Shut the fuck up Christfag. You're on a forum dedicated to making fun of the dregs of society, the people Jesus hung out with by the way, nice fruits of the Spirit, stupid. So tired of you contrarian bitches thinking you can have your cake and eat it to.
 
There's probably not a dick small enough to fit in that thing.
i mean from the way he describes dilating that is probably true; but this is a tranny we are talking about, he'll just describe it as being 'super tight' and that will get all the porn brained coomers super horny.
 
i mean from the way he describes dilating that is probably true; but this is a tranny we are talking about, he'll just describe it as being 'super tight' and that will get all the porn brained coomers super horny.
Wedge couldn't get his triangle in, and he's the only one who tried.

Also, he's only sad when no one is paying attention to him.
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Also he's on "blue sky pretty much exclusively now", but I don't even know how that shit works: transsalamander.bsky.social

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Kevin is buying his way into having the most cool toys at the nerd meet up so he is beloved by all and anyone who hates him is jealous they ain't gay enough/have transformers themselves. But replace toys with body mods and tats.
I feel like that was a big part of Kevin's childhood growing up, having cooler shit than the other kids by having mommy buy it for him, but otherwise being more or less unexceptional himself.

When you become an adult with a job it's pretty hard to show off having toys because anyone can get the same thing as you with a simple Google search and a credit card.
 
Wedge couldn't get his triangle in, and he's the only one who tried.

Also, he's only sad when no one is paying attention to him.
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Also he's on "blue sky pretty much exclusively now", but I don't even know how that shit works: transsalamander.bsky.social

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I'd complain about Kevin trying to participate in meme culture like some retarded zoomer with this whole grimace shake bullshit despite being almost as old as grimace himself..but at this point it'd be trying to stop a hurricane by complaining at it.
 
I'd complain about Kevin trying to participate in meme culture like some retarded zoomer with this whole grimace shake bullshit despite being almost as old as grimace himself..but at this point it'd be trying to stop a hurricane by complaining at it.
I think it's funny the "girlfriend" doesn't have a drink too lmao
 
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Also he's on "blue sky pretty much exclusively now", but I don't even know how that shit works: transsalamander.bsky.social

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Elon genocides everyone for months on end, helping the fascists achieve all their goals: stays on Twitter.
Elon limits how many tweets Kevin can look at: I'm gone forever, see you all on BlueSky, funded by Twitter and owned by the other Twitter guy I hate.
 
I feel like that was a big part of Kevin's childhood growing up, having cooler shit than the other kids by having mommy buy it for him, but otherwise being more or less unexceptional himself.

When you become an adult with a job it's pretty hard to show off having toys because anyone can get the same thing as you with a simple Google search and a credit card.
Oh, no, now it's bragging about a Bluesky account^: "I know not everyone has gotten in yet...."
 
Also, he's only sad when no one is paying attention to him.
Oh my god, how horrifying. He looks like he grooms children. I don't have anything clever, just that if he had a mustache he could be a victorian pedo or a 70s-90s retro pedo depending on the type. Fortunately, he's too lazy and likes people who can buy him useless crap more (i.e. adults even if they too are little) so it works out.

At least the family guy dead pose Kevin is in will make a great transparent. That's funny at least.

Oh, no, now it's bragging about a Bluesky account^: "I know not everyone has gotten in yet...."
I know @Kees H has one but he's already busy with multiple troon juggling iirc. There's some hiding and some establishing cover for themselves before publicly posting bluetwits on the farm. A lot of Kiwis may find and follow terminally onlines but impersonating one to be on blue sky is hard - you actually have to act enough like them to get a code. It's a hard thing to impersonate terminal retardation like that.
 
I know @Kees H has one but he's already busy with multiple troon juggling iirc. There's some hiding and some establishing cover for themselves before publicly posting bluetwits on the farm. A lot of Kiwis may find and follow terminally onlines but impersonating one to be on blue sky is hard - you actually have to act enough like them to get a code. It's a hard thing to impersonate terminal retardation like that.
Yeah, I usually tend to observe them for a bit and then try to get the dumbest most retarded one to help me out. It takes a bit of time to scope out the dumbest one in the group to play to get shit like an invite to troon exclusive sites. In this case the troon gets a notification I signed up to Bluesky using his invite, so I at least have to play a little bit like I really want to chop my cock off and become a eunuch.

Tbh, as soon as you found the dumbest one in the group it's pretty easy to maintain cover, just repost the same dumb shit as they do and make a post about some fake outrage as soon as they are fake outraged.

Still waiting for more invites to Bluesky as they are really, really slow in giving invites to accounts, even if you are fairly active.....
 
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