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So fat that he couldn't manage the gently sloping stroll to the top of 200' Primrose Hill without whining about forgetting his water bottle.
I liked the comparison with the high altitude and accessible mountains of colorado, implying that he regularly hikes there.
When in fact the only steps he takes are from his room to the refrigerator, from the carpark into Walmart and back, and maybe, once in a blue moon wanders out to watch the alpaca ignoring him.
 
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I like how in Kevin's own telling you can just mention something and he'll wonder if it's a deep existential fact about himself.

"I knew I liked girls since first puberty. But it felt gay? Or that it should be gay? And I also was jealous of lesbians?"

Gender is like so heckin' complex, imagine being a stupid Cis instead of just being so jealous of lesbians that you sleep (in the literal sense since Kevin does not have sex) with men who poorly pretend to be women. Being queer is so amazing.
 
Kevin's been boring, sperging about Doctor Who, Helluva Boss, and whether Tatsuya Ishida is an egg, all too dull to capture.
Stressed about something. Doesn't say what.
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Gross posts.
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(He's just talking about eating lots of baked goods and getting fat, isn't he?)
Faggot manga.
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New shirt.
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Mistress.
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Weezer.
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A tweet that got his attention.
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"nd" is neurodivergent. IIRC Kev is autistic so he really should have gotten that one, especially as someone so terminally online.
Afaik Kevin was never formally diagnosed, but given his bizarre obsessions, his fixations on children's media franchises, his face blindness, his complete and utter lack of social awareness, absent senses of empathy and compassion, raging entitlement, insane greed and sexual deviance, it's not a bad guess. Or NPD. Or both.
 
Afaik Kevin was never formally diagnosed, but given his bizarre obsessions, his fixations on children's media franchises, his face blindness, his complete and utter lack of social awareness, absent senses of empathy and compassion, raging entitlement, insane greed and sexual deviance, it's not a bad guess. Or NPD. Or both.
I thought autism was why he was in special ed in school. I remember him complaining he could only call his mom once a day or something.
 
I thought autism was why he was in special ed in school. I remember him complaining he could only call his mom once a day or something.
I don't remember him mentioning special education, but I have only recently started following him after a long period of disinterest on my part, so I have no doubt that there's important content that I've missed or forgotten. My apologies.
 
I thought autism was why he was in special ed in school. I remember him complaining he could only call his mom once a day or something.
Lore: his mom worked in special ed, she said he didn't have autism, and he was never given a formal diagnosis. My take? It could go either way, Kevin is just fucking stupid who only chooses to obsess over what he likes and copies his friendship group's behavior so it clouds things up. It's a good question whether his raising or stubborness made him like that. I can very much believe he has it even if his mom says otherwise, it is a spectrum and she could have been working with less functional kids or blind to/in denial of her own tard baby's problems. Whatever he is, it's sad that he's genuinely thick as a brick and looks like one.

My formal armchair diagnosis is inconclusive but I'd send him for testing. My informal diagnosis is stupid fucking toadie manchild who shares more than a few similarties with patron saint of ignorant and narcissistic autism, Christine-chan.
 
My formal armchair diagnosis is inconclusive but I'd send him for testing. My informal diagnosis is stupid fucking toadie manchild who shares more than a few similarities with patron saint of ignorant and narcissistic autism, Christine-chan.
When you finally publish on Lolcow Syndrome, it's going to be revolutionary for treatment, but devastating for disability budgets.
 
I would love to see a published scientific work that cites formal references to The Kiwi Farms threads.
Wouldn't that be like citing Wikipedia? You use KF to find the works (on Twitter and Furaffinity) that you truly want to cite. And archives of them.

Unless you're worried that your advisor will find out you plagiarized your thesis statement, in which case you'd better cite.

AMHOLIO. (2024, May 12). Lore: his mom worked in special ed, she said he didn't have autism, and he was
never given a formal [Comment on the online forum post Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander]. Kiwi Farms. https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kevin-...lamander-ragetreb-the-green-salamander.65259/
 
I can very much believe he has it even if his mom says otherwise, it is a spectrum and she could have been working with less functional kids or blind to/in denial of her own tard baby's problems.
I strongly believe that it is a case of it. It being significantly less severe than she's used to granting her blindness and denial. Potentially because she didn't want to imagine him capable of what the really bad examples are capable of. I want to point out that special Ed kids tend to be the ones that have particularly disruptive behaviors. Think the kid that is just as intelligent as any other kid, potentially even more so, but can't go 5 minutes without making a clicking sound and if you prevent it, he throws a full-on tardrage since he's simply incapable of coping with the compulsion. These kids will be put in the same classes as the potatoes who shit themselves and will never be able to form a sentence greater than three words long. And some of these kids in special ed are genuinely dangerous, and a special ed teacher is often aware of this. No mother wants to have the idea that their child might be a monster capable of greatly harming their fellow man. A false inflation of all autism that way could lead to the rejection of the possibility in someone more mild. If I have not old black people are worthless niggers, but it's all you've ever seen are worthless niggers then you are going to assume all black people are like that even if you cognitively no differently.

When it comes to the genuine danger I should explain that because a lot of people laugh this one off. Everyone knows about retard strength. What a lot of people don't think about is when that strength gets directed against another human with somebody too stupid to be able to process the consequences of what they are doing when they decide to just start beating someone for some spastic reason. Except even if they are dumber than the average human, they still have the intelligence and cunning of at least a chimpanzee and proved to be a similar threat. Special ed teachers are usually very aware of this when they have such a child and tend to constantly be on edge as a result, waiting for that to happen. Most special ed kids are like a gorilla though. They could fuck you up, but they'll probably not kill, main, or disable you. Just posture and pummel you into submission to make you go away.

These animal-like kids that need to be restrained, isolated, and sedated for their safety and the safety of everyone around them get slapped with the same autism label as the weird kid who sits in the corner and talks a little bit too much about dinosaurs in a normal classroom. When people call it a spectrum what is often worked out as how wide that spectrum is. It ranges from the average kiwifarmer to escaped zoo animal. Somewhere in the middle are lolcows. The scary thing to consider is Chris chan is probably closer to a kiwifarmer than the chimpanzee in human-skin.
 
If they get ripped off by some Amish people, I will laugh my ass off. Are they sure they are real Amish, though? I saw some "Amish" people in my hometown once and they were just a couple of kids who dressed the part and were selling, among other things, Snyder's of Hanover pretzels (I saw the bag on the ground near them as they were cleaning up) and passing them off as homemade. The tourists fell for it, though, even though there isn't even an Amish community nearby.

I could see the Branch Troonians getting conned pretty easily. I mean, they were dumb enough to buy that ranch in the first place ...
branch troonians is an amazing name lol
 
@AMHOLIO Was Kevin's mom prescient enough to know that an autism Dx would be used by her idiot child as an unstoppable excuse for all his sperglord behavior? Not only a tool for a manipulative low-empathy brat, it would also be a source of anxiety for a fretful child and a something for an obstinate autist to be exhausting about. Perhaps that influenced her. Also, it would have been a very stigmatizing diagnosis without an effective treatment, though Kevie could get a lamotrigine Rx now and see what happens. :optimistic:
 
Unless you're worried that your advisor will find out you plagiarized your thesis statement, in which case you'd better cite.
Can I claim Kevin being a fat as original research or do I have to visit him in person to officially photograph his fatness without having to cite my colleagues? I will for sure cite their esteemed opinions on not wanting to have sex with him.

@AMHOLIO Was Kevin's mom prescient enough to know that an autism Dx would be used by her idiot child as an unstoppable excuse for all his sperglord behavior? Not only a tool for a manipulative low-empathy brat, it would also be a source of anxiety for a fretful child and a something for an obstinate autist to be exhausting about. Perhaps that influenced her.
I don't think she was thinking along those lines. It's more likely she would be afraid that he would get neglected, crushed by actual danger speds, or doomed to sped classes for life and never integrate with his peers or become a functioning adult with a job. Sadly, Kevin decided the later on his own, regardless of his mom.

I still am amazed that he sees all of school as a prison to this day: usually adults reflect back on their time in school and realize that schools could be better, a different program would work for them, they needed actual help, grew up in a shit area, etc instead of deciding all school bad. Kevin has not. I don't even know if he sees them as a necessary evil, I think he thinks almost everything can be substituted with technology by not.

Also, it would have been a very stigmatizing diagnosis without an effective treatment, though Kevie could get a lamotrigine Rx now and see what happens. :optimistic:
Lamotrigine would help calm anxiety & aggression, but do nothing for his low empathy, low iq, and general stubborness. There are few things that could improve Kevin outright, as he has never wanted to contribute to work a day in his life unless it was fun. The only way would be a brain injury that had his brain jiggle some receptors back into place (unlikely) or an actual conscious choice to will himself to try and change, both possibilities astronomically small. Kevin is the retard who states he would just hit the infinite pleasure button over and over again, damn the consequences.

These animal-like kids that need to be restrained, isolated, and sedated for their safety and the safety of everyone around them get slapped with the same autism label as the weird kid who sits in the corner and talks a little bit too much about dinosaurs in a normal classroom. When people call it a spectrum what is often worked out as how wide that spectrum is. It ranges from the average kiwifarmer to escaped zoo animal. Somewhere in the middle are lolcows. The scary thing to consider is Chris chan is probably closer to a kiwifarmer than the chimpanzee in human-skin.
Did Kevin just barely escape the autism diagnosis boom with his birth date? And why aren't Kiwis closer to ahit flinging chimps?
 
Can I claim Kevin being a fat as original research or do I have to visit him in person to officially photograph his fatness without having to cite my colleagues?
I think you can just hold your nose and cite Kevin himself; he's the one posting most of the photographic evidence of being a fatty. Take advantage of the fact that scientific journals don't have spoiler tags, insert one of his nude selfies as figure 1, and you won't have to worry about anyone reading much beyond that.
 
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I don't think she was thinking along those lines. It's more likely she would be afraid that he would get neglected, crushed by actual danger speds, or doomed to sped classes for life and never integrate with his peers or become a functioning adult with a job. Sadly, Kevin decided the later on his own, regardless of his mom.
I don’t disagree but I recall Kevin kvetching about not being tested, bitter that he missed out on getting “answers” because his mom didn’t care about his confusion. I think she did consider what having an autism or similar Dx would do to him in her decision to not get him tested. Obviously, this is more about my disgust with Kevie being an ungrateful child.
Lamotrigine would help calm anxiety & aggression, but do nothing for his low empathy, low iq, and general stubborness. There are few things that could improve Kevin outright, as he has never wanted to contribute to work a day in his life unless it was fun. The only way would be a brain injury that had his brain jiggle some receptors back into place (unlikely) or an actual conscious choice to will himself to try and change, both possibilities astronomically small. Kevin is the retard who states he would just hit the infinite pleasure button over and over again, damn the consequences.
His anxiety and autism feed off of each other; having more emotional control would allow him to curb some of his shitlord behavior if he wanted to. It’s doubtful Kevin has that germ of empathy which can be nurtured in some spergs once they cool out on lamotrigine— too far buried under the godlessness he’s been carefully cultivating for the past decade. Still, imagine Kevin with fewer tantrums and increased tolerance for showering or having people disagree with him!
From Kevin's tweets:
"No YouTube, I don't need a bunch of recommendations for videos about new trans girls sharing their experiences with RT and bottom surgery. That one video of the cute Kiwi talking about her bottom surgery was entirely because she was cute, 1 otherwise have no need for this genre of video lol"

"Don't get me wrong, those videos are INVALUABLE for newly hatched trans girls. I devoured that stuff when I first came out. But seven years in and I don't get nearly as much out of them anymore lol"
Kevin sighing in exasperation at the YouTube algorithm because he doesn't need tranny training wheels content. I love it when he, a (large) ball of anxiety, affects this breezily unconcerned smugness. Sure, Kevin was worried about the younger troons thinking him old, creepy, and undesirable-- but that was last week! Right now he's a self assured and certified doll, easily outclassing the hatchlings with his designer pussy and bodacious BRAAAAAAAAPs. Let the newcoomers puzzle things out among themselves, this is advanced troonery. Do try to keep up, babe 💞:tomgirl:
 
I don’t disagree but I recall Kevin kvetching about not being tested, bitter that he missed out on getting “answers” because his mom didn’t care about his confusion. I think she did consider what having an autism or similar Dx would do to him in her decision to not get him tested. Obviously, this is more about my disgust with Kevie being an ungrateful child.
He has his own healthcare through disability. He can get the stupid diagnosis on his own, and show his "Disney villain mom" that she was wrong again! Wrong about having a son, wrong about his autism!

Yet he has not. Because much like being a woman, you can just declare it, and now it's true.

I have no use for self diagnosis, and it is funnier to deny him something he wants. As such, I do not consider him autistic. And clearly, I am.
 
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