Daily reminder that Kev's vaunted 44DD megatits equate to a UK 36A bra size when converted to actual women's sizing. That's including his walleyed implants.
As anyone who's ever crossdressed for a laugh will know, bras are not built for male chests or lats, I know Kev sees DD and throws it around because his experience of actual women's bodies consists of porn, teen movies and crying while his ex assures him he made her cum before she nips off to the bathroom for some time, but if he ever attempted to wear an actual 44DD bra, and not a special tranny one he'd soon find out just how he measures up.
Daily reminder that Kev cut his dick off to become a recording of a libido bouncing ever inside of his memory that is losing fidelity with what sex ever is; like finding a tape recorder with mission co-ordinates for a war operation nobody alive remembers
It's been one hell of a run Kev, but now all that's left to see is whether "penny" will have the willpower left to chase Kev off before retiring into a life of oddjobs, tranny themed hungry man TV dinners and heavy drinking, or whether Kev will persist around like some pensioner's Yorkie called princess, until his keeper shuffles off the mortal coil and Kev is left wandering the streets without the wherewithall, skills or street smarts to survive. Tick tock Kev, maybe give mummy a ring and get talking again, I've no doubt she'll outlive ol chewin side
I'm totally going to get fucked at this famous gay cruising spot!! 
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