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Good news everyone! Airing out lady bits is working!
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"I might actually be healed in a few months at this rate!"

hold up

In a "FEW MONTHS"????

Wasn't it supposed to be healed a few months ago?

Now it "might" be healed in a few months? What if it "might" not be healed in a few months? Another entire year then? Will it be healed when he goes with retirement?

Is it even normal for a relatively small wound to take like half a year to heal? I mean, if it takes an entire year just to heal, will it even really heal then?
 
his new """gf""" is a fuckin riot, lmao
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Ah this makes perfect sense now, Kevvie is a Suger Daddy

I thought it weird that he gets so many “GFs”, granted some of them are larping but this latest one didn’t sit right with me until this tweet.

How much you wanna bet Kevvie has simped out his toy money for his GFs?
 
His moobs and penis are so polygonal, he looks like he came out of a Playstation 1 porn game.

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There's something profound about imagining Kevin doing a boat pose to air out his festering neovagina with a Nintendo Switch in hand the whole time.

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I think my (least) favorite thing about this revelation is: doesn't Kevin share a bed with one of the other toons? Imagine doing actual work on the ranch all day and you come home to sleep and the bed is now... Kevin flavored, if you will.


Kevin:

The enticing NEW scent from Parfums deCouer. With top notes of Red Lobster dumpster in the middle of August and a hint of Blowfly Girl(tm) paired with the eighth grade locker room after 7th hour gym class.

Available at Macy's and many other fine department stores.
 
still strikes me sometimes that internet troons are just a loose affiliation of porn addicted AGPs who do nothing but e-beg, play video games and shove things up their ass
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that "dragon" dildo is also likely the medium of BD's flint and is a fucking thick boy you put that MF in ur ass its gonna hurt super badly. kevvie doesn't know that tho since he whines about putting the biggest size of the dilator to keep his gape wound open lol
Not in the UK, his Gofundme lists his location as Janesville, WI
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Also, lol @ only $98 raised of a fucking $9,000 goal. The fuck kind of car does he have?!

Edit: Made the mistake of looking at his twitter and finding out what that 'anal hook' is

sometimes they will ties porn star's ponytails to ropes and anal hooks. how long until kevvie posts about
 
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One question that repeatedly arises in my mind when reading things like this is: why on earth must one create one's fuckable surgical wound in such an utterly inhospitable region? I get that forming something of female facsimile is part of the fetish but "uncanny valley" comes to mind at the present level of technical butchery and I would think it more sensible to find an accommodating surgeon who can whip one up a snug little fuck pocket around some less essential, and hopefully better aired, anatomy. With a tissue expander and a bit of time someone could surely frankenstein you a nice little pouch around your axilla, for instance (fairly discreet/lots of loose tissue to work with there) and at least you get to demonstrate some creativity.
 
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One question that repeatedly arises in my mind when reading things like this is: why on earth must one create one's fuckable surgical wound in such an utterly inhospitable region? I get that forming something of female facsimile is part of the fetish but "uncanny valley" comes to mind at the present level of technical butchery and I would think it more sensible to find an accommodating surgeon who can whip one up a snug little fuck pocket around some less essential, and hopefully better aired, anatomy. With a tissue expander and a bit of time someone could surely frankenstein you a nice little pouch around your axilla, for instance (fairly discreet/lots of loose tissue to work with there) and at least you get to demonstrate some creativity.
If it was in an armpit or something they wouldn't be able to be validated that they're true and honest womyn, duh!
 

What I can't get over is how much this is exactly how kids play-act "marriage" and"boyfriend/girlfriend" on the playground. They're not even joking, this is really how their entire relationship works. They should be ashamed/embarrassed by how stupid and juvenile it is, but instead they label it "so gay hndnfnsdf" so if anyone points out how meaningless, weird and alienating it is, they immediately get labeled a transphobe.

The thing is, this center can only hold so long, right? If you're a certain kind of person, larping and Animal Crossing will be super cute at first, but as time goes on you'll realize how fakey and meaningless it is then be plunged into depression and who knows what else when the brain starts actually piecing these things together.

Basically, I think people like Kevvie jumped on the troon train without thought because they focused on the growing acceptance they have and glossed over how utterly seriously life changing it is. They're so afraid of their real lives and responsibilities that yes, even taking drugs and getting surgery is easier than digging in and doing the less glamourous work of seeing your flaws and making positive changes towards them. None of us posting here are perfect, but the gulf between being a regular flawed person and flaunting such a lonely, self-obsessed, messy, boring life and then trying to recruit others to it... wow. Wow.
 
Not in the UK, his Gofundme lists his location as Janesville, WI
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Also, lol @ only $98 raised of a fucking $9,000 goal. The fuck kind of car does he have?!

Edit: Made the mistake of looking at his twitter and finding out what that 'anal hook' is

I’m more disturbed by him doing this act in the back of a car.
 
If it was in an armpit or something they wouldn't be able to be validated that they're true and honest womyn, duh!

Here's something I don't get about neo-vaginas. If you MUST create an artificial flesh tunnel in the human body after goring one part of it, WHY WOULD you create that flesh tunnel in the exact same spot where you mangled the beast in the first place? You've devastated the localized area and created a wound that will require major healing time and attention. So why would you then bore a pocket in that site with the intent of having it be fornicated one day?

Logically if it were me, I'd remove the penis and then bore a rothole somewhere else so the gash can at least heal in peace over the subject's (miserable) lifetime. Personally I'd go for, I dunno, back of the knee or something. Literally the same amount of 'pleasure nerves' there as there'd be in a literal crotch wound. A neo-vagina bored into a knee or thigh or shoulder will be just as likely to have a true female orgasm as one done where the penis used to be.

I mean I know the obvious answer as to why they do this is that where the penis used to be is... proximal to where a woman's vagina would be so that's where they'd want that rot pocket placed. So it makes sense aesthetically (well, on paper, aesthetically) but surgically, no.

Would waiting a few months (or years, in Kevie's case) after the chop then getting the tunnel formed help the resulting abomination?
 
this was too funny not to post
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i guess Qilin is just "sky" now, which is a great name for someone built like a fridge
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new logo hey?
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are they rebranding ram ranch?
it's for the ranch's new side hustle
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i love the ranch
Four different fonts, one of which is based off of a copyrighted franchise, is a rather bold decision for a company logo.

I'll forgive the horse.jpg since it's a mockup, but it's great how they have to jam their labels into everything, even with something as simple as a logo composed of five words. Not only do they need text in the color of the trans flag, but it needs to also read "TRANS" which is also bigger, bold, and a completely different font from the rest of the word it's taken from in case you really don't get it. And make "Tenacious" in a girly cursive font because this is apparently an embroidery company full of princesses and not a hauling and shipping service.
 
Why would you bother with a mock-up that took 30 seconds? I'm no photoshop master but I could throw something together that would be more presentable in 5 minutes. If you're going to design something surely you'd put a little effort into it. But going by the effort I've seen in this thread I guess they think everything is 'good enough'.
 
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