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It looks like straw. Maybe he'll stumble and the sheep will eat him.
God knows there’s not much other fodder.

I was expecting the ranch to have greened up a lot by now. I was being generous in March, as I know higher elevations get their spring weather later, but the ranch still looks like dry scrub land. They’ll have to buy fodder for all those alpacas year round.
 
Fucking LOL He looked more blond before, now he is positively orange
It's like that scene from Requiem for a Dream where Sarah Goldfarb was getting her hair dyed by her friend. 'if this is blonde, what's orange?'

Seriously though his moobs have looked like depressed vegan patties up until now. Hmmmmmmmm, I wonder why. Boys, if you didn't know before just how much work a woman's bra can do for her (or his) appearance, here's undeniable proof.


Women's clothes always work miracles this way!
 

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PUT THEM AWAY!
 
Good work. I originally thought Korean such as Kia but those handles are definitely Ford. I may have caused some confusion had I posted as I know it as a Kuga (wtf Ford?)

I found this image of the inside, the door cards are a different colour but the separation of the plastic parts looks damn close and the grab handle looks to be in the same place. The rear wiper looks to have a very similar blacked out part as well.

No idea how American car value/finance works so could't say if $900p/m is realistic.
The Kuga is the equivalent of our Escape. And $900/month is impossible on something that cheap. $900/month is porche/souped up lincoln/mercedes money from someone who doesnt know what down payments are and wants a short loan.

The only way I can figure that cost works is if she has rolled multiple car loans into one another, to a point they are nearly impossible to manage. Even then, $900/month is insanely high, more likely she is lying and ALL her monthly costs are $900/month, or maybe she is including her insurance and has terrible insurance/driving record resulting in sky high "high risk" costs.
 
The only way I can figure that cost works is if she has rolled multiple car loans into one another, to a point they are nearly impossible to manage.

Oh god. Had a family member who sold cars. About once a month or so there'd be somebody wanting to get out of a 72 month buy, that had rolled over equity from their last car, and they were only six months in. That family member always said, in a diplomatic way, "sucks to be you."
 
The Kuga is the equivalent of our Escape. And $900/month is impossible on something that cheap. $900/month is porche/souped up lincoln/mercedes money from someone who doesnt know what down payments are and wants a short loan.

The only way I can figure that cost works is if she has rolled multiple car loans into one another, to a point they are nearly impossible to manage. Even then, $900/month is insanely high, more likely she is lying and ALL her monthly costs are $900/month, or maybe she is including her insurance and has terrible insurance/driving record resulting in sky high "high risk" costs.
>”she”

let’s just assume “she” is lying and that Kevvie will hard core thirst and simp for “her” as “she” tweets out naked pics and all his “girl friends” will retweet and comment making Kevvie Jelly and he in turn posts disgusting n00ds.

I think Kevvie will get really attached to “900 for totes is my car rental” dude because he is passable enough to make some money off simps. I wouldn’t be surprised to find out he’s milking Kevvie and going along with the internet GF thing so Kevvie keep paying into his onlyfans .
 
Some shopping
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Another selfie because why not!
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Suuuure
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*cough*
*cough*

You are so welcome KevKev!
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Moobs from above
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Kevvies GF felt cute too
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Me neither
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In case you male kiwis were wondering
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???

Kevin shows us his sensitive side
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Some much needed stuff arrived
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Those moobs are wide apart enough to land stealth bombers on.
 
That photo of down his shirt... there's so much empty space there. Why would he show that? Is it part of his autism/face blindness shit? There is nothing attractive or impressive about that. He looks like a preteen girl wearing bras that are too big and not even bothering to stuff them.

Troon goggles are 6000x the strength of beer goggles... at least when they look at themselves.
 
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