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I've been kicking around the idea of a promo picture of the band Hole but it's Am Hole and our favorite ranchers faces instead.
If this is a suggestion, that project will have to wait until the weekend. I've scoured the first 50 pages for some usable photos of KevKev and the Troonacious Loonycorn Tranch company, maybe it's time to scour the next 50.
 
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Kev-Kev OWNS JKR buy consooming her merchandise:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1286340685390655493 (Archive)

JKR probably gets tones of pictures of ugly troons wearing Harry Potter merch to try and own her. Kev-Kev doing it is hardly any different. The only thing Kev-Kev would achieve would be bringing awareness of him being the embodiment of many of the worst troon stereotypes to JKR.

Flesh wound sperging:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1286394620490833920 (Archive)
 
This is like when Nike (or whatever shoe company) partnered with Colin Kapernick and people posted videos where they were burning their Nikes. It doesn't change the fact that Nike already has your money.

Political retards at every point on the continuum do exactly the same ineffectual, stupid shit that does nothing but display that they are very angry but even more stupid.
 
Peeing in a cup when you have a vagina isn't hard at all. Just make sure you know where the urethra is and you'll be fine.

Peeing with an inverted penis, however? You've fucked yourself and have no one else to blame. Don't even try passing this off as a vulva problem.
I'm sorry but for how often Kevin complains how hard it is to control his urination, I imagine those sprinklers you see in parks that spray rapid fire shots in all directions. And Kevin screaming in horror during it.
 
Didn't jazz Jennings have to get a fixer upper to his mangled twat bc he was spraying piss in all directions due to too much erectile tissue being left in the canal or something?
Maybe kevie has the same thing. Bc you have to be a literal retard not to be able to piss into a cup with a vulva.
 
Didn't jazz Jennings have to get a fixer upper to his mangled twat bc he was spraying piss in all directions due to too much erectile tissue being left in the canal or something?
Maybe kevie has the same thing. Bc you have to be a literal retard not to be able to piss into a cup with a vulva.

What a troon has isn't a vulva and doesn't function as one in even the most basic ways. It's a destroyed penis and acts like a destroyed penis.
 
Didn't jazz Jennings have to get a fixer upper to his mangled twat bc he was spraying piss in all directions due to too much erectile tissue being left in the canal or something?
Maybe kevie has the same thing. Bc you have to be a literal retard not to be able to piss into a cup with a vulva.
Its probably a combination of Kev-Kev's botched flesh wound and him being a moron that's causing him to have trouble providing a urine sample.
 
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Kevvie said:
I'm guessing the woman there made a judgement call on my genitals

:story::story::story::story:

Yeah kevvie she made the right fucking judgement call hahahahaha Who knew a trained medical professional can tell that you're actually just a man. fucking lol

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So.... Jen (@norintha) has an ax wound too? or does Kevvie just say that about any dude who calls themselves trans?

Surprised if Jen does have one, since Kev seems to be totally alone in having one the way he tweets about it...

(fyi the pic is just a doodle of two vaginas holding hands, I refuse to use HDD space to save it and upload it here)

Addition:
this feeds into my assumption that master Penny has a fetish for post op men since (as of now) he has two keys around his neck, one for Jens collar and one for Kevvie's collar.
 
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So.... Jen (@norintha) has an ax wound too? or does Kevvie just say that about any dude who calls themselves trans?

Surprised if Jen does have one, since Kev seems to be totally alone in having one the way he tweets about it...

(fyi the pic is just a doodle of two vaginas holding hands, I refuse to use HDD space to save it and upload it here)
I like how he added the "NSFW" content warning as if literally every single one of the billion tweets about his personal life isn't straight up NSFL.
 
I think it would be poetic if Kevin ends up having to wear diapers out of necessity because his sprinkler is all fucked up, rather than only whenever he wants to for his fetish.
Something tells me he won't enjoy that much.
No he'll absolutely get off on it, because it combines his diaper fetish with his humiliation fetish.
 
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So.... Jen (@norintha) has an ax wound too? or does Kevvie just say that about any dude who calls themselves trans?

Surprised if Jen does have one, since Kev seems to be totally alone in having one the way he tweets about it...

(fyi the pic is just a doodle of two vaginas holding hands, I refuse to use HDD space to save it and upload it here)

Addition:
this feeds into my assumption that master Penny has a fetish for post op men since (as of now) he has two keys around his neck, one for Jens collar and one for Kevvie's collar.
What exactly is he responding to?
 
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