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I know it's already been established Kev and his BF didn't actually PIV fuck when he had him over at the ranch, but in case it wasn't proven enough, apparently he can't even finger himself over the pain and soreness of just a finger.
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Is Kev just being more honest about the pain that's always been down there or has the ditch's physical condition worsened over time too?
What really gets me about the tweet isn't even Kev himself though, it's the people commenting on it
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There are people who get blood whenever they finger, another one can do it barely twice a week, and you still have people who look at that misery and are eager to get in, more worried over the cost than their own lives. Have these people lost all survival instinct or something? :stress:

Professional athletes recover from torn ACLs faster than this faggot. In 12 months I predict his maw of sadness will be in the exact same shape.

When will he truly realize he fucked up?
 
I know it's already been established Kev and his BF didn't actually PIV fuck when he had him over at the ranch, but in case it wasn't proven enough, apparently he can't even finger himself over the pain and soreness of just a finger.
View attachment 1526723
Is Kev just being more honest about the pain that's always been down there or has the ditch's physical condition worsened over time too?
What really gets me about the tweet isn't even Kev himself though, it's the people commenting on it
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There are people who get blood whenever they finger, another one can do it barely twice a week, and you still have people who look at that misery and are eager to get in, more worried over the cost than their own lives. Have these people lost all survival instinct or something? :stress:
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Kevin's all-natural, home-grown, 100% organic neovagina has now exceeded the length of time to heal as third and fourth degree burns, a shattered kneecap, amputation rehab, and the shame from when you told that joke and none of your friends laughed.
 
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I know it's already been established Kev and his BF didn't actually PIV fuck when he had him over at the ranch, but in case it wasn't proven enough, apparently he can't even finger himself over the pain and soreness of just a finger.
View attachment 1526723
Is Kev just being more honest about the pain that's always been down there or has the ditch's physical condition worsened over time too?
What really gets me about the tweet isn't even Kev himself though, it's the people commenting on it
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There are people who get blood whenever they finger, another one can do it barely twice a week, and you still have people who look at that misery and are eager to get in, more worried over the cost than their own lives. Have these people lost all survival instinct or something? :stress:

Jesus, he really went from weeks to 1 YEAR. Either he is going to 41% himself after 12 months or he continues to add more months. The truth is that after more than 8 months the amhole is as "good" as it gets.

Also LOL at the other amhole blokes. These sick fucks are probably going to groom other men just like Kevin Cumbrain does.

Have these people lost all survival instinct or something?

Gender change fetishes+ mental illness = 🔪🍆💀
 
I know it's already been established Kev and his BF didn't actually PIV fuck when he had him over at the ranch, but in case it wasn't proven enough, apparently he can't even finger himself over the pain and soreness of just a finger.
View attachment 1526723
Is Kev just being more honest about the pain that's always been down there or has the ditch's physical condition worsened over time too?
What really gets me about the tweet isn't even Kev himself though, it's the people commenting on it
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There are people who get blood whenever they finger, another one can do it barely twice a week, and you still have people who look at that misery and are eager to get in, more worried over the cost than their own lives. Have these people lost all survival instinct or something? :stress:
Think I'd be worried about an infection if a wound was still sore this long.
 
Him referring to it as vag grosses me out. You'd think for the expense and seriousness of the procedure you'd at least want to make it sound better than it is.


"Still healing" 8+ months after surgery. Kevvie, that's not healing, that's broken. Do you consider totaled cars at a junkyard "at the shop"?
 
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Remember to be grateful for the fact that this mutant can't have kids.
 
I know it's already been established Kev and his BF didn't actually PIV fuck when he had him over at the ranch, but in case it wasn't proven enough, apparently he can't even finger himself over the pain and soreness of just a finger.
View attachment 1526723
Is Kev just being more honest about the pain that's always been down there or has the ditch's physical condition worsened over time too?
What really gets me about the tweet isn't even Kev himself though, it's the people commenting on it
View attachment 1526732View attachment 1526742
There are people who get blood whenever they finger, another one can do it barely twice a week, and you still have people who look at that misery and are eager to get in, more worried over the cost than their own lives. Have these people lost all survival instinct or something? :stress:
Decades old piercing holes can close if a person stops wearing earrings or other jewelry. What do you think your crotch is going to keep trying to do to that hole for the rest of your life, Kevin?
 
The Tranch is already operating above capacity, whats another Thousand Young of the Black Goat in the mix anyway?

If this was a horror comedy movie I would pay to watch it.

A bunch of crazy men pretending to be women on a ranch with over 200 animals plus an eldritch abomination which comes to our world trough an amhole.
 
I know I've already mentioned it but every single time he brings up his broken amhole I think about the fuckin coomer jokes you've all made and start cracking up all over again that this super misogynist did all this shit to his dick due to a fetish and now he literally will never get that Big Ultra Bimbo Slut Coom(™) that he promised himself, or maybe even a small regular orgasm at all, ever again. Absolutely mind blowing, I still can barely believe it, I really might start believing in karma :story:


and on top of all of that, he isn't getting pleasure but actively experiencing pain and discomfort daily just from amholes existence, forget even trying to use it???
I just :story:
I can't wait for the one year mark
 
I just hope Kev live streams his 41% like that r9k fag who yeeted his brains over the wall on cam.
Agreed, but a KSG would be too stylish for Kev. He needs a beat-up Mossberg Maverick or better yet, the Shockwave.
Useless gun for a useless boy.
And I really doubt he'd do the courtesy of putting tarp all over the walls and ceiling and spare his fellow troons the clean-up duty.

Assuming we're talking about the same one.
 
Agreed, but a KSG would be too stylish for Kev. He needs a beat-up Mossberg Maverick or better yet, the Shockwave.
Useless gun for a useless boy.
And I really doubt he'd do the courtesy of putting tarp all over the walls and ceiling and spare his fellow troons the clean-up duty.

Assuming we're talking about the same one.
Oh yeah. I'm thinking Penny crying "there's MEAT all over these plushies!"
 
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