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Rate me late if need be (I had to skip forward, couldn't do a page by page read), but the old troon ranch is up for sale.

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920 Deer Meadow Way, Livermore, CO 80536 | MLS #919784 | Zillow

For sale: $485,000. Here is a slice of the good life, packed with possibilities. Just imagine what you can do with so much space both inside & out. Bring the animals so they can enjoy this set up with fencing, corrals & tack shed, chicken coop too. Delight in this home tucked away from the road...
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This is a throwback to something only I ever cared about, but I was always curious as to who owned the old property, and what the deal with the old living situation was. Looking back, the name I could find on the old property before the move was Gail Logue (potentially related to Penellope Logue, who I believe is Steampunk Penny), but I couldn't connect the name Gail Logue to anything else. Larimer County has updated their online records search, which is nice, but even now I can't find any record of Gail or Penellope Logue in the publicly searchable Larimer county docs.

The new ranch is in Westcliffe, in Custer county. The Custer County site was made on actual Angelfire, and I just can't handle that right now. But I would definitely be interested in seeing any available public records on the purchase of the new ranch. Maybe those are already here, but I had to skip ahead. This is my own particular brand of high-mass autism, but if I can find anything that seems interesting, I'll add it here.
 
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HECKING CONSOOM >WWWWWWWWWW<

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illhavetwo said:
People have been speculating about Kevin 41%ing himself throughout the thread but really he's far too cowardly and passive to do anything like that. He will simply continue to exist as a coomer on the margins of society.
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I’ve always said it, he would only 41 if he got kicked from the ranch. On the ranch he gets enough attention and ass pats that make his decsisiona worth it. If he was just another lonely troon in his parents house or a studio apartment with 6 room mates he would not be nearly as funny and I think he would do a 360 Minecraft.

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I was gonna say “Lol yes Kev we love that you don’t have a filter” but really...
we love that fact that you do not take any of our advice like a true Lolcow.
Keep being you girrrl, slay queen, don’t listen to us, hundreds of Kiwifarmers can’t possible offer any useful criticism or helpful insights. we all make fun of you because Trump or some dumb shit.

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Nothing in that statement is true.

is this his way of hinting some new “girls” are on their way?
Dear god I hope he’s not referring to the Alpacas
 
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Misaki Nakahara said:
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Yeah... no, you don't.
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I'm interested in what an artistic depiction of what Kev-Kev thinks he looks like. In no universe are Kev-Kev's hollow coomer eyes sexy nor is any part any other part of his body (i.e. his receding hairline and fat gunt).
 
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Your Local Neko Girl GF said:
Kev-Kev's delusional sperging continues:
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One would think that someone who's watched as much porn as Kev-Kev has would know that a deflated scrotum doesn't resemble a vag.
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I wanted to say Kevin has face blindness for vaginas, but then I realized I actually really don't want to say that.

Second best guess is that he's either only ever seen his neovagina from his own perspective, or from a blurry and unfocused phone camera. You cannot not notice that it looks like a deflated scrotum with a swollen gash in the center. Only problem with that theory is it's so visibly and distinctly wrong due to that fact, so you need to coat the camera lens with a couple inches of Vaseline before it gets blurry enough to hide it.
 
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Kevin also posted about buying Transformers today, but when I scanned I didn't see any price points.

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Ah yes, the "girlfriend experience". A video and photo set of a Patrick Mackay* in training, and a whole month of discord chat. All for the low, low cost of $65. Per month, presumably.

These faggots don't have the faintest idea of what real relationships are.

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sperginity said:
its typical to have less pain 9 months post op in patients who got knee or hip replacements, surgeries that involve flaying open whole joints and cutting clear through bones, replacing shit with plates and screws. Having pain at 9 months post op is a very bad sign. I am expecting some kind of adhesion issue (internal scar tissue formation) at some point since he is still in pain when using the amhole. Adhesions can be stationary and eventually soften, but its still scar tissue. The other thing they can do is spread and then constrict, possibly causing stenosis (like with ADF phil's stink ditch).
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I kinda talked about this earlier but I want to reiterate and expand on it some (not really power leveling because barely anyone I know irl knows about it):

I had my entire large intestine removed. I had (I guess still have) ulcerative colitis and because of how severe it was and where I was in life it was easier to just get rid of it and reroute my entire digestive system. As I previously stated, I was essentially good within a few weeks, and after the follow up (don't remember exact timeline but definitely under 6 months) everything was fine. Zero issues since. I don't believe that on a technical level restructuring genitals is much more complex than that surgery, I'm no surgeon. But after having my entire stomach chopped open, rearranged, and glued shut it stopped hurting within a month.

But as well all know by now this shit is designed to lie and cum. You can't take a cock and balls and turn it into a true and honest vageen. Like if a random person even noticed my fairly large surgical scars they probably just assume cancer or some shit. I have yet to see ANY vaginoplasty that looks even remotely close to the real thing
tldr; Kevin's cooch will always be a busted painful mess. It's well beyond the point of getting any better at this point.
 
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