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Puddleduck said:
It's really jarring to see him in daylight... I expect him to screech and turn into a pile of obese ashes.
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People with clinically significant mental illness age fast and die young:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4501875/
Troons are by definition mentally ill. I think this case is pretty open and shut. Kevin and most other troons age like garbage in the summer sun because they’re nuts.

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also my understanding of most hormones that if they took shots they wouldn’t fuck their bodies up as much as most are like poison for your stomach. If everyone in the tranch switched to shooting their hormones they could all get infections and wrap this up a bit quicker.
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Troon I knew said his dr wouldn’t prescribe estrogen shots for more than a year because of osteoporosis, but I haven’t looked it up.
 
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Prolego said:
Maybe they're just planning to be another fee for service option. Pay us $20 and we'll get rid of your old fridge/sofa/TV etc. Which of course begs the question what will they do with the stuff they collect, and where will they store it before shipping it on. Could they bring in gangs of homeless, barefoot troons to pick it over, African style? Probably not if their neighbours have already grassed them up for taking too much water.
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they cannot take in refrigerators or pretty much any electronics unless they have a hazardous waste management facility that can sort out the freon from refrigeration compressors as well as halogen from older TVs and mercury from lots of older tech.

This does confirm my suspicion that they drastically under cut the existing competition since the existing competition can’t stay in business. I believe the old company couldn’t stay in business because China and a lot of other Third World Asian nations stopped buying American garbage (Literally Asia is the biggest importer of garbage and refuge).

Honestly I don’t know if they have a supply chain set up for what to do with the process materials. if they don’t sorted out quickly they just going to end up creating another slab city. All the larger unrecyclable items they receive will end up being transformed into some horrific “artwork” and they will invite hippies to the ranch to turn it into a literal anarcho communist hell hole.

I hope I am mistaken and the local gov has a plan for where all this recyclable trash will go. No matter what, these troons will make it entertaining as hell.
 
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Trigger Me Timbers said:
This does confirm my suspicion that they drastically under cut the existing competition since the existing competition can’t stay in business. I believe the old company couldn’t stay in business because China and a lot of other Third World Asian nations stopped buying American garbage (Literally Asia is the biggest importer of garbage and refuge).
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IIRC there was a large scandal in Italy a couple years back. One of the companies doing hazardous waste disposal turned out to be a mafia front company, and, as authorities discovered soon, their disposal method was literally "cast it into a slab of concrete, and to the bottom of the sea it goes". A case of history repeating itself, since there was an insanely huge operation going on from the 1980s well into the 2000s, the Naples waste management crisis.
Minor difference is ordinary people in Italy don't have as many guns as a random town in rural America, and this time it's a commune of clinically insane trannies instead of a criminal organization.
 
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AmbiTron said:
I'm not sure how far out they're required to go but I've lived in a town smaller than this and the population was very widespread, some many miles into the mountains but counted anyway. If they have to service even such people, they're in for a bad time. Not just for the long drives but because typically people who are so far removed from society prefer it to stay that way, and aren't generally very nice if disturbed.
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I live in an area with non-municipal trash/recycling collection, and the smaller towns/villages have transfer stations. (If they don't have their own, they have an intermunicipal agreement with the next town over that does.) Residents can either bring their own items to the transfer station, then there's a bulk collection from there, or they can contract with a private service to do pickup from their homes.

I was feeling optimistic and thinking that maybe that was the situation these dummies had signed on for, which is at least marginally less awful than driving around bumfuck nowhere collecting half-rinsed yogurt containers out of individual driveways. I opened up the Custer County website to see if I could find out and, long story short, holy fuck but the amateur-hour design tells me that this whole organization is so clownshoes that we can safely assume everyone involved is doing everything the stupidest fucking possible way at every opportunity. And: no info about transfer stations. Which means it's driveway yogurt container time.
 
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Kevin's skin is like a reverse stippled ceiling.
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I know I have been joking about this as much as any of you, but until now the reality of it hadn't really sunk in for me. I honestly figured this whole plan was going to fizzle out at some point when *someone*, *somewhere* within the hierarchy realised just how shoddily put together and woefully underprepared and outright crazy this whole plan is, and did whatever they could to stop it before disaster ensued.

But no, it is real and it is happening and it is beautiful.

This is really a classic example of lolcow behaviour: taking on way too much for them to handle, preparing so badly for the task they may as well not have prepared at all, and completely neglecting anything else that depends on them to run smoothly in favour of their latest interest, whilst thinking everything is going to be fine and they will come out on top.

Kevin tends to take up the spotlight in this thread as the main source of lols, but Penny (and whoever else is making these decisions) have really shot themselves into first place with this whole thing. Kevin has fucked up his own genitalia (and possibly Mode_View) but that is peanuts compared to fucking over an entire 5000-person-strong county. You have to admire the Tranch: they think big.

Shine on, you crazy Colorado diamonds, and godspeed.
 
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Trigger Me Timbers said:
This does confirm my suspicion that they drastically under cut the existing competition since the existing competition can’t stay in business.
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It helps keep costs down when you've got ample slave volunteer labor housed in a tin shack in your backyard.
 
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Gizmoduck said:
Kevin thinks we want to shut down his Twitter. Nigga your timeline is a GODSENT for our side :story:
I can't even count how many times I've shut down friends repeating the "it's not a fetish" line just by linking them troon tweets.

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From Kev's twitter, we have:

-Kev coping about his rocks: Archive
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- kev complainig about Gen Z: Archive
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-Kev possibly blaming the banks for not letting him finish working at his barn/ranch: Archive
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Boris Blank's glass eye said:
Further contamination of the ground water is surely going to endear them to the local populace.
We might even get an update to that "TRANNIES MURDERED THIS YEAR" list.

STILL NOT TROONSPHOBIA THO.
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This is why there's no way they can dump this garbage at the tranch. The whole thing is an environmental disaster in the making. Over/under of the tranch becoming a superfund site if they do this is 5 years.
 
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Gizmoduck said:
Kevin thinks we want to shut down his Twitter. Nigga your timeline is a GODSENT for our side :story:
I can't even count how many times I've shut down friends repeating the "it's not a fetish" line just by linking them troon tweets.

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I really like that he seems to genuinely believe that other checkmarks wouldn't be able to ignore him because his wisdom would be featured in two different tabs on Twitter instead of one.

Like they couldn't just block him anyway, or at least mute him or just, you know, hahahaha nigga just walk away from the screen like nigga close your eyes haha
 
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Neko GF said:
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I'd like to put forth a different hypothesis, borrowed from cosmology: Cosmic Censorship. Indeed, reality itself is trying to keep Kev's FrankenGina covered up.

Poor Kev. I suspect he neglected his dilation regimen for so long because it never felt like the insane full-body orgamsms his coomer brain imagined. On the contrary, it was unpleasant at best, and incredibly painful at worst.
 
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-Kev possibly blaming the banks for not letting him finish working at his barn/ranch: Archive
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That dude giving the quick rundown on the zoomer menace just sounds like he's heavily coping over getting trolled by a bunch of teens on the internet.
 
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