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[AmbiTron]

Penny says that the end of the Biblethumper article was a "call to violence" but I see the exact opposite and then a call to pray for them. Always astounds me how these people manage to see "violence" in everything even when it explicitly says "NO VIOLENCE ALLOWED" in giant blazing letters. Also, apparently they claimed that they had to arm up because a militia showed up to fuck with them? Have we ever heard this before outside of the article? I didn't bother to read the whole thing when it was initially posted here because agenda-driven drivel makes me want to eat a lead breakfast.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

“Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my shaft... my cock... even my balls, the body I lost... the cooms I’ve lost... won’t stop hurting. “
- Punished Gibes

Also is it just me or do injuries seem to be rather common at the No Balls Corral?

Yer now you mention it...

Kev: “Punished Gibes” got fucked in a cat attack (and waddles like a senior citizen who did a number 2 in his depends)
Bonnie: “Sir limps a lot” got kicked so hard it looks like his bone marrow is bruised
Penny: “Professor X-genitalia” in a fucking wheel chair because he fell on his ankle TWICE
anyone seen what’s Jens been up to recently? Some lupus perhaps or just a tumble down the septic tank?

Who the fuck is 'we'? Is Kevin actually so useless he can't deal with a cat scratch by himself?
Of course he is.

Kevin: “we added isopropyl alcohol, I hope it doesn’t leave a scar!”

also Kevin: “this 2 inch deep gash in between my legs where my cock was will never scar!”

I think The Tranch would make some bank if they became a makeshift alpaca petting zoo.

I disagree because they are in bumfuck nowhere and any kids who want to see cute animals have loads of options before the hours drive to visit to sepsis ranch.

also having fertile mothers would trigger there “dysphoria” way too much. Kevin Tweeting about wanting to be pregnant then vomiting when seeing an actual baby/toddler.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Dang. Cat nearly got him in the eye. Probably wouldn't have permanently blinded him (doubt an incidental cat scratch would be deep enough to puncture the ocular jelly) but he would have needed hospitalization (outpatient) definitely. Chalk that up to luck of the foolish, Kev-kev.

 

[Ninon42]

Pretty sure all the artificial hormones they're taking would seep through their pores and cause abortions in pregnant women and beard growth in pre-pubescent girls.

Hopefully the kids would be petting the alpacas, not the Trancheros, and not be exposed. Unless the Chinese horse piss they inject themselves with has permeated the air, soil and water in which case we're all fucked.

 

[Miss Misery]

“Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my shaft... my cock... even my balls, the body I lost... the cooms I’ve lost... won’t stop hurting. “
- Punished Gibes

Yer now you mention it...

Kev: “Punished Gibes” got fucked in a cat attack (and waddles like a senior citizen who did a number 2 in his depends)
Bonnie: “Sir limps a lot” got kicked so hard it looks like his bone marrow is bruised
Penny: “Professor X-genitalia” in a fucking wheel chair because he fell on his ankle TWICE
anyone seen what’s Jens been up to recently? Some lupus perhaps or just a tumble down the septic tank?


Kevin: “we added isopropyl alcohol, I hope it doesn’t leave a scar!”

also Kevin: “this 2 inch deep gash in between my legs where my cock was will never scar!”


I disagree because they are in bumfuck nowhere and any kids who want to see cute animals have loads of options before the hours drive to visit to sepsis ranch.

also having fertile mothers would trigger there “dysphoria” way too much. Kevin Tweeting about wanting to be pregnant then vomiting when seeing an actual baby/toddler.

Dandruff, eye boogers, blackheads, UNKEMPT MANLY EYEBROWS, random hairline scabs, forehead dirt, greasy hair, bloodshot eyes, and god knows what that schmutz in his ear is...

Oh and the longest "cat" scratch in the history of domesticated felines...

 

[lfaw]

that story about the injury makes zero sense. what seems more likely to me is him trying to pick up the cat for one of his classic "shirtless and holding animals near his face" poses.

 

[Cool Spot]

I figured the forehead dirt was some dried blood from the cat scratch that got smudged around a bit.

Also out of curiosity I looked up alpaca meat and they could probably make a bit from selling the meat as a gourmet type premium meat. It won't be flying off the shelves, but it'd probably appeal to whoever pitybuys from trans-run businesses.

 

[Apotheosis of the Liver]

I don't know shit about alpacas, but that white one in the shirt doesn't look very happy to be alive. It looks sick, dirty and hungry. Someone please assure me that I'm wrong so I can stop being so sad.

Only have experience with cows, but the eyes and nose are clear, and the ears aren't drooping, so I would assume it's healthy. There is some stain on the coat, I'd assume just alpaca slobber.

 

[Bird In Flight]

Would they sell animals for meat? Surely that would harm their fluffy uwu unicorn brand if they started eating the “unicorns” if people want to buy from ethical, cruelty free businesses.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Would they sell animals for meat? Surely that would harm their fluffy uwu unicorn brand if they started eating the “unicorns” if people want to buy from ethical, cruelty free businesses.

No way are any of these dainty little princesses going to heft up an impact gun, splatter alpaca brains all over the place, hang the carcass by the hooves, rip the skin off, then reach inside and pull out the organs. Not fucking happening.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

The local conservative newsletter (or whatever it is) officially declaring war is a big step. It elevates Troon Waco from "This could actually happen" to "2021 might be the year."

My money's on one of them going into town, shooting at someone and that being the first domino that starts the others falling.

Transchwitz

Troonblinka surely?

A large part of social justice is the claim words or disagreement is a form of violence. If I called you a faggot it'd be rude, and if you happened to be gay maybe it cuts a little, but it's hardly the same as me and the boys trying to lynch you. Their justification is that letting people say/think mean things WILL lead to violence, therefore it IS violence. It's the logical opposite of what must be done, which is either developing mutual respect or simply leaving each other alone. Terrorizing, forcing, bullying people doesn't make them change their mind. That isn't good enough for people like the tranchers - if you don't enthusiastically voice unquestioning servitude, then obviously you support murderous bigotry.

Agreed. It's funny how calling someone a fag is violent but punching someone who calls you a fag is stunning and brave.

 

[Bird In Flight]

Tenacious Eunuchorn Tranch.

 

[Bubonic_Vague]

These idiots are suddenly being scrutinized by people who aren't fooled by their ridiculous narrative of "just a safe haven for harmless gentletranzes". They're getting attention from not only the troonosphere, but lots of normies and also people just like themselves (although they would never see it that way): politicized fringe organisations of unstable socially-inept aggrieved paranoiacs, living in squalor with lots of guns.

Now the Tranch risks actual backlash from actual crazies, not just the annoyed rumblings of the ordinary townsfolk they think they can push around. The tension at the Tranch must be palpable.

My bet is that Kevin's injury is the result of a dirty dagger-like fingernail, and not the thin claws of kittens/small cats. Sure, it might have been inflicted "accidentally" during a "misunderstanding" when jostling for space on the communal bed at night or whatever - but probably won't be the last time the "runt" of the litter presents with some mysterious scratch or bruise.

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

quick question for those that have that farming experiance.
do you also keep alpacas for their meat like you do with sheep and lamb?
or is it only the luxery (properbly not so luxerius in this case) wool?

The only real way to make money of alpacas is breeding them, or at least it was before the whole market crashed. Now I doubt you'll even make enough from that to be worth it.

I think The Tranch would make some bank if they became a makeshift alpaca petting zoo.

Maybe a little. But as far as I understand the tranch is in the middle of nowhere, and I doubt a lot of people would drive out there specifically for the alpacas. So I doubt that they'd make enough money to cover their expenses.

The only real way for them to make any money is to sell the alpacas (if they can find any buyers) and stop larping as farmers and get regular jobs instead. In one of the articles about them they claimed to have secured jobs in town and amongst the Amish for troons that moved to them in the future so they should have plenty of opportunities to find work.

 

[Spunt]

I'm not a farmer but I'm very close to a family of farmers. Alpacas are usually only kept for their wool. In some cases (at least with farms local in my area), they are also open to the public and charge a (small) fee for parents to bring their kids to the farm and interact with the animals. I think The Tranch would make some bank if they became a makeshift alpaca petting zoo.

I used to live near a small Alpaca farm. You could pay to get a bag of feed to feed them, and you could hire them by the hour (with a guide) to take them trekking on the nearby hills. There was a busy restaurant/cafe on-site and a gift shop where you could buy every kind of toy alpaca ever created. I'm sure they sold the wool as well, but it really was just a small part of the operation. They also had chickens and pigs so all their eggs (ha) were not in one basket. That's what it takes to make Alapacas profitable, and these were experienced farmers and businessmen, not a bunch of lazy troons larping as ranchers.

 

[The Dude]

Pretty bad idea to be openly hostile and slanderous towards a rural community that you've begun living in. You're only setting yourself up for failure. Do some of your animals need veterinarian attention? Well good luck with that, because you just called your local livestock doc and his family bigots and fascists. Need feed for your pets and livestock. Well you're going to have to search around or have it delivered, because the local country store and ranchers won't be selling to you. Is your septic system backed up and shit is flooding out into your yard? Have fun calling a plumber over from the next county, because the local ones don't appreciate you insulting the community that's been their home for their whole lives. Do you need to get licenses and permits renewed? Enjoy all the new hoops you'll have to jump through and needing to meet every criteria and regulation exactly to the letter and then being disqualified for the slightest reason. Rural folk don't need to get violent to get people who don't fit in with their community to feel unwelcome and leave.

 

[EvaBraunsGhost]

In one of the articles about them they claimed to have secured jobs in town and amongst the Amish for troons that moved to them in the future so they should have plenty of opportunities to find work.

They did, but that was before they cleverly managed to insult and alienate near-on every neighbour in the county

I'll be amazed if work is so plentiful going forward, partly because of that and also because they do such half-cocked jobs of anything - who can forget their 'drystone walling' abomination?

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

They did, but that was before they cleverly managed to insult and alienate near-on every neighbour in the county

Bonnie was bitching about having no truck because the Amish paid $350 a day to rent bonnies truck off him. Shortly after Bonnie made the announcement that they were no longer working with the Amish but had “plenty” of opportunities with leftists who wanted the truck.

The only thing they did was stick a Red Cross on the side and Larped as an “ambulance” for a BLM street protest where Bonnie curb stomped some cis whore because she had a placard that praised JK Rowling or some shit.

Since then the only paid work they had was $11,000 to do 6 weeks of clearing but only did 3 weeks and didn’t get paid, Penny claimed they got robbed when in reality they did a shit job and the client didn’t pay.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

Bonnie was bitching about having no truck because the Amish paid $350 a day to rent bonnies truck off him. Shortly after Bonnie made the announcement that they were no longer working with the Amish but had “plenty” of opportunities with leftists who wanted the truck.

The only thing they did was stick a Red Cross on the side and Larped as an “ambulance” for a BLM street protest where Bonnie curb stomped some cis whore because she had a placard that praised JK Rowling or some shit.

Since then the only paid work they had was $11,000 to do 6 weeks of clearing but only did 3 weeks and didn’t get paid, Penny claimed they got robbed when in reality they did a shit job and the client didn’t pay.

Ahh yes, the legendary BLM/Antifa 'medics'. Just imagine, taking a truncheon, gas canister, or baton round upside the head, and be forced to rely on two insane troons for your medical care; one who has more ammo than bandages, the other going through the van for pills and complaining about having to be there to begin with, both of whom hate you for having your natal genitals.

 

[Kane Lives]

I know we had the article which the Tranch thought was a good look on them, as well as the repost by the conservative outlet, but is there any other sign that they have well and pissed off all the neighbours as well? I would think we'd be hearing them whine about fascist neighbours soon enough.

Or is it just that article so far, and I'm being impatient?