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Also passing around a crusty bong and being high every day is what immature men do when they have a share house together, along with endless frozen pizza and video games. A bit of a stereotype sure, but it is really funny to me how the Tranch is basically a frat house. Really not what you'd expect from a bunch of lesbian farmers in their 30s.
I bet they use empty liquor bottles as "decoration" and wear shoes in the house.
power level: ive lived in both all dudes houses and all girl houses during college, and it's funny how much the tranch reminds me of when I lived with a bunch of gross bro dudes. the constant smell of weed, the kitchen and bathroom looking like superfund sites, video game shit everywheres, and absolutely no one with any knowledge of cooking and cleaning. it's literally a frat house for maladjusted mid 30's dudes in dresses
 
Nice of you to assume he isn't just bullshitting.
Like with his awesome "sex life" and many "sapphic lovers".
He can simply go into a dispensary and buy weed. He doesnt have to be charming, smooth or suave like with a woman or other people. He just has to have money which judging by the waste of plastic toys, he has. Theres no human element preventing him from smoking weed non stop.

Even in a black market state like Texas when I lived there, making 13 an hour was easily enough money for me to pay all my bills and spend at the very least 200 a month on cannabis(Again, black market prices and quality was no where near legal states), which, with my daily usage and heavier on weekends, lasted me without major droughts. I could have easily doubled it and smoked a lot heavier and a lot more and it not even affect my finances. I however know about diminishing returns and understand how I cant get shit done in personal life if Im smoking 24/7. Its also why I never smoked before work or during.

I think it was a fair assumption based on my experience.
 
Wild speculation, but:

1 - We know the tranch has problems with its power supply - overloaded, inadequate generator, defective solar panels, lack of maintenance.
2 - Alpacashwitz recently gained heating lamps after the shitstorm over the conditions the animals were in, prompted by Bonnie's accidental disclosure of the animals' poor condition.
3 - As in *electric* heating lamps, not gas or oil burners. My guess is Bonnie installed them as he seems slightly more competent than the others and actually wants to run an alpaca ranch rather than Ram Ranch.
4 - The power drain from those heating lamps must be immense (even a basic consumer fan heater can use up as much as 2kW, their generator manages 4kW total).
5 - Kevin's triple-monitored gaming rig probably eats between 700W and 1kW on its own, let alone whatever other electronics he has.
6 - The Tranch therefore had to choose between keeping the animals alive and Kevin's Overwatch sessions.
7 - Given that I doubt Kevin would willingly give up his 24/7 leisure time, this probably made Bonnie blow a fuse and tell Penny exactly what he thinks of Kevin, possibly while brandishing a gun. The generator may well have blown a fuse too, come to think of it.
8 - Troonageddon.

Thoughts?

Edit: Had a poke around. This site sells agricultural heating lamps. It looks like the power use is 175w-250w per bulb. Bear in mind that the usual use of these lamps is to heat incubating eggs, chicks, ducklings etc, and you would rarely need more than a couple for that unless you were a massive battery farm. To heat a draughty shed full of alpacas you'd need a LOT of them, so 2kW for the whole setup doesn't sound unrealistic. Disclaimer: I am not a farmer.
speaking as a former resident of a bastard cold 200 year old worker's cottage with no capacity to install central heating (at least, not without the house looking like a ship's engine room), a simple convection heater is a much, much more effective way to heat a fairly small closed space than infrared lamps, and it has very similar power consumption
also, it's much less likely to cause burning injuries if the animals get too close to it
 
He can simply go into a dispensary and buy weed. He doesnt have to be charming, smooth or suave like with a woman or other people. He just has to have money which judging by the waste of plastic toys, he has. Theres no human element preventing him from smoking weed non stop.

Even in a black market state like Texas when I lived there, making 13 an hour was easily enough money for me to pay all my bills and spend at the very least 200 a month on cannabis(Again, black market prices and quality was no where near legal states), which, with my daily usage and heavier on weekends, lasted me without major droughts. I could have easily doubled it and smoked a lot heavier and a lot more and it not even affect my finances. I however know about diminishing returns and understand how I cant get shit done in personal life if Im smoking 24/7. Its also why I never smoked before work or during.

I think it was a fair assumption based on my experience.
He absolutely has both the means and the opportunity to buy weed. What I mean is usually people who talk about being heavy drinkers/druggies/whatever - aren't.
And Kev is known to be all talk, no walk - see his sexual prowess, his tweets of violence when he barely even gets out of his goblin cave, let alone leave the Tranch, so on and so forth.

I've known some people like that. The girl who talks big about her many partners and awesome sexual life? She's probably a virgin. Same with the guy blabbering about having a different partner every night. The "technical virgin" slut who takes it up the ass to preserve her "proper virginity" for the Man of Her Dreams - or the guy fucking her in the ass - does never ever talk about it.
 
Kevin has a new toy that looks like it costs between $55-75. Thanks for donating to Tenacious Unicorn Ranch so Kevin could skim off the top everyone!
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1364664143098298374 (Archive)

ETA: This may shed more light on why Bonnie was mad, Kevin was acting fucking gross when Ash was there. (Kevin also dispenses some relationship advice)
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1364655871146426372 (Archive)

Bonnie 12 minutes later. We listen, Bonnie
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He absolutely has both the means and the opportunity to buy weed. What I mean is usually people who talk about being heavy drinkers/druggies/whatever - aren't.
And Kev is known to be all talk, no walk - see his sexual prowess, his tweets of violence when he barely even gets out of his goblin cave, let alone leave the Tranch, so on and so forth.

I've known some people like that. The girl who talks big about her many partners and awesome sexual life? She's probably a virgin. Same with the guy blabbering about having a different partner every night. The "technical virgin" slut who takes it up the ass to preserve her "proper virginity" for the Man of Her Dreams - or the guy fucking her in the ass - does never ever talk about it.
I would be inclined to agree honestly if he were talking about doing bars, or ex, LSD, that sorta thing. But we do know there is weed and bongs around casually, so there is a minimal at the very least usage. However in this case I would argue that he isnt bragging to seem cool or try to come across as a hard core stoner. With how open he is about his fetishes, some which he shouldnt be proud of, this is just a case of the autism in him making him waaaay too honest in sharing when he should shut his mouth. But also legal in CO so theres no real reason to keep it on the downlow to play it cool, plus I dont think he often tries to represent stoner culture or portray himself as a stoner. Hes too busy portraying himself as a perverted troon nerd.

Kevin has a new toy that looks like it costs between $55-75. Thanks for donating to Tenacious Unicorn Ranch so Kevin could skim off the top everyone!
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This is just me but the money spent on that hunk of plastic could have been used to buy some food, a nice bottle of liquor for the home or even a date between him and Penny. Id say work clothes but Kev clearly doesnt do jack all when it comes to work. But I dont know just, an absolute waste of money on something that will both make him no money and has no real world practical use. Insanity.
 
Samefagging but Penny's old blog has a lot of him being a sadist mistress with no sex... Yes with two other troons.... so we have been in the three men in a bed lifestyle for a while now. I dont think the troon thats semi-hidden in the pics is kevkev but its really hard to tell


This reminds me (gag) of the Gorean thread. I'm not even asking (because you all know the answer anyway), but I will say that everyone in the pictures looked exactly the way I expected them to look. And the "Kajira" look exactly the way--well--the way they always look. Although John Norman is an..."interesting" author, I don't think this shit was what he had in mind at all.
 
Kevin has a new toy that looks like it costs between $55-75. Thanks for donating to Tenacious Unicorn Ranch so Kevin could skim off the top everyone!
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ETA: This may shed more light on why Bonnie was mad, Kevin was acting fucking gross when Ash was there. (Kevin also dispenses some relationship advice)
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1364655871146426372 (Archive)

Bonnie 12 minutes later. We listen, Bonnie
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Troon Boone we hate you but we feel your rage and it's valid.

>Being a little is as much of my identity as being trans

Amazing. 12/10 Kevin I didn't think you could beat it.

>Wife is making me choose between her and my jiggly puff collection


Keep checking AITA reddit because i feel these retards are the type to post "i (f, 32) told my husband (33) that he had to give up his jigglypuff collection. I used to think this was just some pink pokefaggot she liked but it turns out hes a troon and a little and has inflation porn hidden. I found the adult diaper stash. I found the sissy hypno files. There was cum and shit everywhere. This fucking blob was a cope. A whole goddamn cope. I want a divorce. i hate that smug pink fat fucking bastard. "
 
Keep checking AITA reddit because i feel these retards are the type to post "i (f, 32) told my husband (33) that he had to give up his jigglypuff collection. I used to think this was just some pink pokefaggot she liked but it turns out hes a troon and a little and has inflation porn hidden. I found the adult diaper stash. I found the sissy hypno files. There was cum and shit everywhere. This fucking blob was a cope. A whole goddamn cope. I want a divorce. i hate that smug pink fat fucking bastard. "
Ha. If that was posted on r/AITA every comment would be something along the lines of "You need to support her in her time of need" and calling out this horrible woman for being transphobic.

The Farms seems like it's the only place left on the internet where you can still call out men in dresses that destroy their families in pursuit of their fetishes.
 
let's take a look at how someone who claims to have been inspired by kevin coming out as trans and "little" is doing

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Okay i went to poke around and this is the true & honest woman whose just SO mad his wife wants him to part with his jigglys :///

(Also his nsfw twitter is full of the stuff he would call us terf nazi bigots reeee for saying "sounds like its all a fetish to me bro" )
 
let's take a look at how someone who claims to have been inspired by kevin coming out as trans and "little" is doing

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What an evil piece of shit. But he most likely always was a gross bastard. Trooning out is a symptom of mental derangement not the cause. But the troon mindset leads to further degeneration. It basically opens the floodgates. Kevin made a huge pos much more shittier.

May his amhole rot.
 
ETA: This may shed more light on why Bonnie was mad, Kevin was acting fucking gross when Ash was there. (Kevin also dispenses some relationship advice)
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I think that the bloated, pale, corpse-like man Tweeting as "Tori" is actually referencing Guillaume LaBelle, not our boy Kevvie. LaBelle makes those awful "Assigned Male" webcomics and is currently having a nuclear meltdown over being outed as a pedo, whoops, I meant "little". He was a pretty influential creator, so his current damage-control spiral (he only does it to relax! It's not creepy! Please look away!) is sending ripples all across the Troonisphere.
Kevin is a gross groomer, but he was always open about being a diaperfur horrowshow, so there's really no way to "out" him as a "little".
 
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Okay i went to poke around and this is the true & honest woman whose just SO mad his wife wants him to part with his jigglys :///

(Also his nsfw twitter is full of the stuff he would call us terf nazi bigots reeee for saying "sounds like its all a fetish to me bro" )
I'm starting to think these dudes that troon out while married are trying to run away from their responsibilities. And with the constant attacks on men only spaces, I can kind of see why. Back in the day, men used to be able to meet up at barbershops, bars, and clubs where they could smoke cigars. These were places where women generally didn't go and didn't really care to go for eons, so guys could bitch about the government, women, whatever in peace while they smoked cigars, drank whiskey, and talked about which women in the picture show they would cheat on their wives with. But in Current Year, women can also smoke cigars and drink whiskey! They invaded men's spaces like the Boy Scouts and did their level best to shut down men's clubs. And for no real reason. Meanwhile, until the Dawn of the Troons women's only spaces went unmolested. Maybe it's poetic justice. Maybe these dudes are so stressed about not being able to vent properly they chop their dicks off to deal. Either way, it's all insane and needs to end one way or another.
 
I think that the bloated, pale, corpse-like man Tweeting as "Tori" is actually referencing Guillaume LaBelle, not our boy Kevvie. LaBelle makes those awful "Assigned Male" webcomics and is currently having a nuclear meltdown over being outed as a pedo, whoops, I meant "little". He was a pretty influential creator, so his current damage-control spiral (he only does it to relax! It's not creepy! Please look away!) is sending ripples all across the Troonisphere.
Kevin is a gross groomer, but he was always open about being a diaperfur horrowshow, so there's really no way to "out" him as a "little".

Here's kevin opinion on labelle being outed as a filthy pedo.
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You fucking pedo 🤢
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Wedge inserted himself into penny/kevin relationship, can't wait the pennywise vs wedge saga. :story:
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ah yes, Kevin's autoerotic infantilism, another loathsome trait of his wretched "personality" which I somehow forgot about (and didn't need to be reminded of). Other than that business as usual on the Tranch, neglected animals, workplace hazards, and as usual Bonnie and Penny doing all the work
 
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