Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

This has really big "your super dramatic aunt vague posting on Facebook about how she hates drama unlike SOME PEOPLE" energy.

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

The fuck is going on over there? It must be something at least semi based in reality if they're going to actually waste money on body armor. Maybe someone parked outside of their neighbor again.

 

[EnemyStand]

The fuck is going on over there? It must be something at least semi based in reality if they're going to actually waste money on body armor. Maybe someone parked outside of their neighbor again.

Penny's starting to remind me of that sheriff from Preacher. Any second he's going to start shooting at the sky and scream about martian niggers while his exes tell him 4 inches is below average.

 

[White Devil]

Apropos of nothing, a nice clear aerial shot of the troonch, from May 2020.

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Soft. Target.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

Entertaining the idea there was a real and true threat, which to be clear I am not sure happened, they wouldn't of posted details publicly because the ACAB types are always the first to go police when something happens. The police in turn would of likely told them not to post the threat or anything and tbh even the vague posting would be against police advice but less so than posting the explicit threat.

 

[gangweedfan]

>Tranny waco is under attack by the glowies
>Still have time to tweet
pick one penny

 

[Adult Female Athlete]

Kevin is an idiot, but Penny is a bigger idiot for choosing to live with someone like him. I mean, if Kevvie is to be believed, he does contribute some funds, but someone who would actually be willing to work to make the Tranch a viable operation would offer far, far more value, in every sense, both financially and as a human being.

 

[Enoby Way]

I just caught up on the last 30 pages last night and they've been a wild ride. Paul gets doxed, everyone gets doxed, wedge gets his balls cut off while considering a brow ridge reduction, the ranch's ownership and funding is made clearer and murkier at the same time, the troons get on TV again... Now i wake up this morning to a possible actual threat and the Tranchers tweeting about it like idiots. Why would you let your enemy know what you're thinking, unless in some way you don't really believe they're a threat? Or you're just that much of a dumbass.

It's always something with these people, isn't it? Never a dull fucking moment, unless of course you're stuck in a room with Kevin listening to him sperg about pop culture media.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

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It means Cognitive Behavioral Therapy, and it's what all of you need seven days a week until you're halfway human again!!!

(I know what it means in this context. I wish I didn't.)

in Britbongland it also stands for Compulsory Basic Training (for motorbikes): in other words, a qualified instructor has confirmed can that you can consistently ride a bike up to 125 cc without fucking it up or putting your own or other people's lives in danger

 

[Meiwaku]

The troon soldiers gather at tran ranch, their tuberous breasts pressed firmly in the cheapest metal plates they could find. Bonnie is wearing two. They have frozen eggs ready for launch as well as explosive HRTs ready.

General Penny had already set sniper alpacas up at various outposts. Chickens with surveillance systems roam the property freely. The cats had been given top security clearances as well.

Kevin radios in over the wrong channel Bonnie accidentally hears him cumming to diaper inflation porn....again. He gets yelled at and because he's supposed to be helping secure the perimeter inside the home. He thought they said "hole". Bonnie is chastised for kink-shaming and the tactiroon unit continues as usual.

Offensive Twitters were blocked and reported, weapons left loaded with the safety off left around their animals , valuables like coin collections, transformers, and designer dildos put into vaults buried at undisclosed locations. Penny checks his lists and the maps set up to ensure they could defend against the entire bigot legion. They had done it. Done it in the most tenacious way possible.

Trans Alpaca Ranch Defense Systems was now fully dilated

 

[Meiwaku]

Outside we've got Penny and Bonnie, barely competent, mounting paranoia, sleep deprived. Inside we've got a bunch of gelded useless fools quivering in a heap. We may end up with something more like Tranny Jonestown than Tranny Waco.

Tranny Jonestown: don't take the hormones

 

[Lubby Smith]

 

[Bad Gateway]

Frankly, I would love to spend a weekend in the mountains with The Boys, rolling around in a beat up pickup, blasting My Neck, My Back, brandishing weaponry, shooting Tannerite, cooking steak in a filthy kitchen, and LARPing as hard as possible.

 

[Nothing To See Here]

explosive HRTs ready

Sounds like one of Kevin's totally true uwu sex dreams to me. The horrible transphobes cry with surprise as they grow breasts and cat ears... and realise their bigotry was just jealousy of the way-hotter-than-the-cis tranchers all along... and it all ends in a beautiful sapphic catgirl orgy of cracked eggs (though not the chickens', which are still frozen solid). Kevin finally gets fucked in his vag 2021. The end.

 

[EnemyStand]

Sounds like one of Kevin's totally true uwu sex dreams to me. The horrible transphobes cry with surprise as they grow breasts and cat ears... and realise their bigotry was just jealousy of the way-hotter-than-the-cis tranchers all along... and it all ends in a beautiful sapphic catgirl orgy of cracked eggs (though not the chickens', which are still frozen solid). Kevin finally gets fucked in his vag 2021. The end.

Then the sequel comes: Kevin wakes up after the best sex he's ever had (as he was a virgin up to this point) to face a horrible realization: the HRT worked too well and the evil cis bigots have been transformed into TRUE AND HONEST wahmen! The strange alchemical HRT had combined with the collective amhole fumes and somehow turned the Y chromosome of the cis bigots into another X! And the troons are unaffected! Can Kevin, Bonnie, Jen, Penny, and their new friend Hailey the Overopressed Clown defeat the new TERF army they accidentally created? Or will the alpacas of Tenacious Unicorn Ranch experience the sweet taste of freedom? Find out in our newest serial: HORRORS FROM THE TENACIOUS UNICORN RANCH! Coming to an AMHOLE station near you!

 

[Iron Hamster]

They are shaking in their boots.
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The meltdown continue.
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Got the testosterone in an uproar there.

 

[Hitman One]

My working theory is that the Alpaca have finally had enough and are rebelling against their captors. God speed, you noble weird camel things.

 

[Divine right to rule]

So, what are the realistic options of what is happening right now?

-They got a troll threat because of their internet antics and are taking it serious because they are incredibly paranoid
-They got a troll threat and know it is bullshit but play it up to get more sympathybux
-They made the whole thing up because of shekels
-They actually got a serious threat or hostile trespassers

The last one would be the funniest for me, because it means that they managed to annoy the locals so much that they want to intimidate them into leaving.
How would they manage to piss them off so much? Probably by constantly shittalking and threatening them over social media.
This would be incredibly impressive. They have only been there for some months.
Other theories?

 

[Friendly Futa]

Frankly, I would love to spend a weekend in the mountains with The Boys, rolling around in a beat up pickup, blasting My Neck, My Back, brandishing weaponry, shooting Tannerite, cooking steak in a filthy kitchen, and LARPing as hard as possible.

You eat the bacon-wrapped steak and start to feel drowsy, hearing giggling as you lose consciousness and pass out. You wake up six hours later naked in a bathtub with a horse dildo up your ass. You feel something looking at you in the corner of your eye and see THIS peeking at you from the bathroom door

 

[Actinidia]

I can't believe these retards are buying body armor but still letting Kevin order any plastic crap he wants off the internet. Penny, how fucking big do you think a package bomb needs to be? The US government warning information about mail bombs is just a little bit outdated:

Because of who makes them and how they are made, some package and letter bombs can be recognized as suspicious -- are at least highly unusual. Here are a number of indicators to look for. After each indicator, in parentheses, is speculation as to why bombs often show such obvious indicators.

• No return address, return address is different from location where mailed, or mailed from an unusual or unknown location. (Bomb may be made in one location and then given to a different person to mail it.)
• Incorrect spelling, address is poorly typed, address has an incorrect title or uses only your title and no name. (The people who make and send these bombs often have limited knowledge about you, are poorly educated, or are poor typists.)
• Restrictive markings such as Confidential or Personal. (The goal is to try to get you to open it personally).
• Excessive postage (This happens because the sender is afraid to take the bomb package to the post office to be weighed).
• Unusual odor. (Many explosives used by terrorists smell like shoe polish or almonds.)
• Oily stains on the package, or protruding wires, string, or tin foil. (Sloppy, amateur effort or perhaps made to look like a bomb just to scare and intimidate you.)
• Package has unusual size, shape, weight, or balance of weight in the package. Envelope is rigid or the contents are lopsided or uneven. (Size, shape, and weight are whatever is needed to accommodate the explosive device within.)
• Excessive string or tape to secure the package. (The maker of the bomb has a natural urge to make certain the package doesn't come open accidentally.)

I mean, anyone could just dress as a delivery driver- those big branded box trucks don't deal with lumpy dirt roads very well, so they probably get packages delivered by unmarked vans or even just random dudes in trucks. If they're using a PO box for packages instead, you could slip a package into their PO box pretty easily, given that all the locals fucking hate them and there are probably a very limited number of places to get a PO box in their local area. They've been thoroughly researched and doxxed, so getting the label right would be trivial, and Kevin doesn't need any encouragement to tear a package open ASAP and get his dopamine rush. Exact postage is a LOT easier in the modern age, cheap plastic crap from China smells weird anyway, and nearly ALL Amazon-type packages these days have weird balance and more tape than necessary.

Any even MODESTLY motivated person in Minecraft could take half of them out with little difficulty and probably not get caught- they're gross weirdoes nobody likes, not politicians or celebs, there just wouldn't be that much effort put in by the authorities.

But sure dude, buy body armor, that's definitely the big fat smelly weakness in your defenses.