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[voidBits]

that I've ever seen

jeez you watched it?
I shut that shit straight down when I saw the wedge, some purple plastic shit and those gynaecomastiac moobs

 

[stupid frog]

I watched it on mute, and I saw nothing except how pathetic he is lol

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Those are some of the most sad, dead eyes that I've ever seen. And that's post-coom.

I think by the end of swap.avi the girls' eyes in that were more dead.

 

[DopeaddictKitten]

I watched it on mute, and I saw nothing except how pathetic he is lol

Don't forget how hilarious his weird triangle dick is, it'll never get old, that thing cracks me up lmao

 

[Aunt Carol]

Kev and Wedge being horny and also more dilator updates: Link | Archive
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I do not understand how having a penis gives him sadbrains, and yet he can also brag about things he wants to do with that penis. While still having plans to get SRS.

His penis posts need to be read like a fortune cookie, except instead of "in bed" you end them with "before I get my penis surgically removed."

As an example, this post should read, "Fuck... Think about my penis growing and flexing inside you, before I get it surgically removed."

 

[Billy Budd]

The wedge made an appearance.
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Spoiler: Video archive, NSFW

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Fucking ableist scum hasn’t even closed captioned this for us deaf coomers.

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

Kev and Wedge being horny and also more dilator updates: Link | Archive
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Wedge couldn't grow or get inside Am Hole even with the assistance of Viagra. Kev's going to have to imagine it because there ain't no way it's ever going to be a reality.

Kevin, you're a man. You physically cannot have a period. What even is a period in the mind of a troon? Is it basically just when you get all moody?
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This is all pure troon fantasy. Even if the hormones were causing emotional changes, just straight estrogen alone isn't going to give them a monthly cycle. Women's hormones fluctuate monthly due to ovulation. Troon's hormonal levels are much more likely to resemble their mom's or grandma's -- not the hot fertile young women they want to emulate. They aren't having periods because they aren't ovulating. This proves it is 100% larp.

A fat pussy with long hair and moobs who writes fanfic. Not a terrible loss for Team Men tbh.

Yeah, but they're men. It's not the women's job to absorb the male rejects into their spaces. Men don't have to keep them, but they need to be discarded elsewhere.

 

[Trianon]

These people have WebMD'd an entire alternate world.

/doesn't even know what PMS means
/doesn't even know that symptoms are treated holistically, you can't just say you have symptoms from a list and think that means the list applies to you
/idiot

It's funny how long people thought women were making up certain severe period symptoms, and now these troons can just say whatever and be taken seriously.

 

[Divine right to rule]

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These people have WebMD'd an entire alternate world.

/doesn't even know what PMS means
/doesn't even know that symptoms are treated holistically, you can't just say you have symptoms from a list and think that means the list applies to you
/idiot

It's funny how long people thought women were making up certain severe period symptoms, and now these troons can just say whatever and be taken seriously.

I have no clue what PMS is, but as it includes Kevin it probably means Penis Mutilation Syndrome.

 

[Nothing To See Here]

It's this one right here:

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Fixed that for him!

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

Every time I read Kevin or some other troon endlessly horny post, I just picture them talking about eating shit sandwiches. Because troon sex is so disgusting, and they know it's gross, but they sit around talking about how great eating a shit sandwich is. They'll say some shit like, "Ham sandwiches are yucky ducky and stuck up. Now, shit sandwiches, those are steamy and delicious!"

Spoiler: This is what I picture

wanna be filled with shit sandwiches

Like... y'all have no idea the shit sandwiches that were locked in to either be delivered or be visited by me... THEY'RE ALL SO DELICIOUS AND I'M SO HUNGRY AND THE PANDEMIC IS FATPHOBIC

Lately my hunger has felt very Anything But Turkey Sandwiches
Turns out shit sandwiches are doing spiciness way hotter

I feel bad because I have shit sandwiches at the house but like... I like getting shit sandwiches delivered! Having chow-down times with shit sandwiches is really fun and fuck do I ever miss it :/

"Oh man, Kev. You love shit sandwiches, you talk about eating them all the time. You have them at home, you talk about getting them delivered. So, how many did you eat last year? At least 100?"
"Uhhh, I had 2...."

 

[Yamamura]

It's this one right here:

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It proves once again their insane warped view of masculinity is an extreme belief system where you either have to be a drunken violent asshole, otherwise you're a woman according to them. I believe the problem with many of these guys is they never had a healthy perception of what it is to be a man to begin with. And what the fuck does it mean to "Just exist as a man" every man on the planet "just exists as a man". That's just the state of being. No man wakes up every morning and has to consciously remind himself.

I bet half the ogres on the tranch wouldn't pass this damn bingo.

• "Dislikes conflict", oh what a laugh. I'm surprised we haven't had a "IT'S MAAM" moment yet.
• "Uses female avatars online", well they use pictures of themselves so in short, no.
• "Neutral or apathetic about masculinity" I don't know how they feel about masculinity but they seem to frequently engage in more masculine activities than I've ever seen them engage in anything remotely feminine

The only test they need is a flow chart that goes something like this:

Do you have two X chromosomes -> No -> You aren't a woman.

Kevin is being tolerant for now because he's still trying to crack Mode's egg, but I kind of wonder if Mode's gonna go too far one day and say something that hits a nerve with his troon friends, something where he's flagellating himself for being pathetic but it also clearly applies to his lovely GF and all their great lesbian friends too. It would be extremely entertaining and interesting to watch Mode get cancelled, I wonder what he'd do.

Honestly if that did happen it would be the greatest blessing in disguise Mode could receive. It's obvious he needs to get out of that community but he'll never muster the gumption do it himself. If he were to get hypothetically cancelled I would imagine it would be for inadvertently saying something incredibly self aware that accidentally triggers Kevin. IIRC Mode still lives at home with his parents. I wonder what it's like for them to watch their depressive overweight son mopping around the house talking to internet trannies all day. If I were Mode's dad I would pull an internet lumberjack and rip that internet connection out of the wall because my son clearly can't handle it.

 

[Law]

They aren't having periods because they aren't ovulating.

They aren't having periods because they don't have uteruses. A period is when the uterus sheds it's lining. Women who have had hysterectomies don't have uteruses, but still have estrogen and other hormones from the ovaries. You can have all the estrogen in the world, but you won't menstruate without a uterus. Same for women who have had uterine ablation - they keep the uterus and ovaries but permenently remove the lining, so no periods.
Transwomen pretending to have periods cause it gives them a boner would be like transmen telling everyone they have prostate cancer cause they feel sad sometimes. I'm waiting for transmen to develop the audacity.

I believe the problem with many of these guys is they never had a healthy perception of what it is to be a man to begin with.

I think this might be true, but I still kind of find it hard to believe. Kevin was never able to find a healthy, normal male teacher to look up to in high school? Penny wasn't able to find any productive male members of society in the military? Think about the men you know, friends, coworkers, whatever. Surely there's at least one good example?
Kevin had plenty of chances and role models and support. He gave up on it, cause he'd rather be a derelict pornsick manchild. He chose this. He can take his inheritance and run at any time, but he doesn't.
You have to want to model yourself off of good people to find and appreciate good role models. Kevin models himself off of cartoon foxes fucking.

 

[TERF Accountant]

What PMS symptoms does he think he has, anyway? I'll explain it much more logically.

Emotional issues - he's a man larping as a woman who cut his dick and balls off and now takes hormones up his butt. That's going to cause some weird emotional shit. It's also not PMS.

Bloating/gas - he forgets that they've shared pictures of their "good" meals. Any bloating, gas, cramps, or other abdominal issues are the result of their diet, not PMS. Possibly food borne bacteria, even.

Breast tenderness - again, weird hormones do weird things, especially to a man's chest that has unnatural appendages grown out of it for the sake of the coom. Those things ain't breasts and they ain't natural so they are going to hurt. Not PMS.

Blood - holy fuck get to a doctor dammit. That's not PMS that's wound care issues!

Plus, going on WEBMD to diagnose yourself is a notoriously bad idea. I mean, you can input symptoms of a minor cold and a bit of soreness from overexertion at the gym and suddenly you have the BIG CANCER. In 5 systems. And also lupus. And other things.

 

[Just a Lotus Eater]

Man, the denial is so strong the dude convinced himself he can get periods while lacking literally all components necessary for a period to even be possible.

Also, good lesson to never self-diagnose. Not only because you lack any credentials and advanced knowledge of anatomy that doctors have to actually make a proper deduction, but because you may be delusional to the point you consider bleeding without a uterus to be a period.

 

[Trianon]

They aren't having periods because they don't have uteruses. A period is when the uterus sheds it's lining. Women who have had hysterectomies don't have uteruses, but still have estrogen and other hormones from the ovaries. You can have all the estrogen in the world, but you won't menstruate without a uterus. Same for women who have had uterine ablation - they keep the uterus and ovaries but permenently remove the lining, so no periods.
Transwomen pretending to have periods cause it gives them a boner would be like transmen telling everyone they have prostate cancer cause they feel sad sometimes. I'm waiting for transmen to develop the audacity.

Basically they hear "progesterone causes menstrual cramps" and they're like, "*I* take progesterone!" But it's the sudden DIPS in hormones that cause cramping. They're there to stop cramping most of the time, and when they're gone, you cramp and lose the excess blood that protects the uterus. They are concentrated in the ovaries because you need a shit ton of it to help protect a potential baby.

Even women who don't produce enough naturally are helped by taking HRT because they already have the equipment that will "bond" the hormones to the right places. If a troon has any of these symptoms, it's because they're basically taking unnecessary birth control that is affecting their whole body for no reason.

And surprise, no one knows if progesterone has any effect on trans people at all. There are no studies. Just anecdotes about "it made my boobs bigger."

 

[KiwiFuzz]

It proves once again their insane warped view of masculinity is an extreme belief system where you either have to be a drunken violent asshole, otherwise you're a woman according to them. I believe the problem with many of these guys is they never had a healthy perception of what it is to be a man to begin with. And what the fuck does it mean to "Just exist as a man" every man on the planet "just exists as a man". That's just the state of being. No man wakes up every morning and has to consciously remind himself.

It's a minority opinion among TERFs but I think media for the last 20 or so years has been as bad for men as it has for women. Half of the men in movies are these roided out beasts whose entire appeal is being able to SMAAAAAAASH. Men in porn are these athletic fuck machines. There's a certain strain of maleness where being the alpha male involves shitting on anyone perceived as beneath you, like Trump. We're here on The Farms so yeah irony's not dead but being able to dunk on someone gives you absolute power.

Powerlevel time but I work with strongk blue-collar men and that's not how they act. I mean sometimes a guy gets some shit for something, but the men in the crews I work with are generally good natured and kind to each other, at least in person. They're more likely to dunk on themselves. Interestingly, one of the things that I have noticed is that they are HUGE gossips but this gossip is used as a way of enforcing the social rules. "Last year I worked with this guy who always wore Axe and it stunk up the work rig and he didn't get hired back." Where the lesson to everyone within earshot is "Don't be that guy." They're also physically strong but some of them are like 5'5" and 140 lbs and they do the job and collect the pay.

Male culture on TV is not how men act IRL.

If I thought the women on TV were what women were really like, I'd troon out too, cause that's not me in the slightest.

Plus, going on WEBMD to diagnose yourself is a notoriously bad idea. I mean, you can input symptoms of a minor cold and a bit of soreness from overexertion at the gym and suddenly you have the BIG CANCER. In 5 systems. And also lupus. And other things.

It's never lupus.

 

[ten dollars off]

THE NERVES ARE WAKING UP FHGFHFGH

Waiting for the day the nerves really do wake up, and Kevin's sensation is that of a penis that's had its contents chopped out, ball skin sewn onto its end, and the glans trimmed down and relocated to the top of a unhealing wound in his pelvis.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

I saw this and my first thought was, "This retard probably just ate burritos or something."

Kevin, you're a man. You physically cannot have a period. What even is a period in the mind of a troon? Is it basically just when you get all moody?
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And goddamn if I wasn't exactly right.

Burrito night... again...
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Who the fuck puts olives into burritos????

How does this retard not put two and two together? I feel like he did this before, too. Had tranch burritos or tacos and the next day he was talking about his "period".

You don't need a period tracker, Kevin. Just stop smoking too much weed to remember when you eat burritos.

 

[Gone Ham]

Kevin is afraid of the thunder. Isn't this only like the 2nd time he's ever mentioned it? Also if it's severe, maybe the stairs will be tested...

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