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[Rainbow Frog Army]

Also... is Wedge implying that people can't tell the difference between butch lesbians and twinky gay men??? Those two are diametrically opposed. They don't mean "androgynous", they mean "big burly woman" and "slim effeminate man"

They're all the same to Wedge.

They don't want to be anywhere near him, nevermind hire a sewerclown troon sex worker.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Worth pointing out that the BAD♥GRRL one is the tranny furry whose house got raided by an alphabet agency for living with, and IIRC fucking a pedophile - there's definitely a news post or even a thread about it. Pretty great company isn't it

Yup, this one does have his own thread in the Animal Control subforum. I came across it recently myself, and there's a lot of good content in there.

 

[Law]

For me, it's 100% how much you actually shift your behavior. I'll even count the lolcows, as long as their behavior actually matches up with their claims...including what they claim they've got.

A man can behave in any way he wants, he'll still be a man. You can't "act like a woman" cause woman isn't a behavior. If you're five foot two, but your "height identity" is six foot four, you can't behave your way to being taller than you are. Sex is an immutable physical reality, not a performance. If Kevin started acting like a kindhearted, nuturing angel who loved skincare routines and active listening, he'd still be a man.

Successful, happy men don't transition, only depressed failures. So the troons are only getting the worst of the worst of the male population.

Remember Bruce Jenner?

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

A man can behave in any way he wants, he'll still be a man. You can't "act like a woman" cause woman isn't a behavior. If you're five foot two, but your "height identity" is six foot four, you can't behave your way to being taller than you are. Sex is an immutable physical reality, not a performance. If Kevin started acting like a kindhearted, nuturing angel who loved skincare routines and active listening, he'd still be a man.

Gender's the behavior, sex is the biology.

One of the major problems with troons is they don't grasp these are different things that usually overlap. But most Wokeandians are actually pretty shit at...any branch of science requiring a decent grasp of reality.

But. How to put this nicely....? Kev's never going to stop acting like the most dudebro incel /b/tard ever. The only non-superficial change we can expect from Kev is death. This is why I say that even if he got his sex retconned and suddenly was always a natal woman, he'd still be Kev and he'd still be a man. It'd just take a bit of extra time to clock him.

Also, a certain amount of it is definitely performance. I've tested that bit of social engineering and if anything makes you despair for humanity? It's finding out some of the sheer bullshit you can get to sail right on past people if you feed them the right social cues. (It's kinda scary how much you can distract people from the existence--or not--of tiddies. And get them to miss that your pants are tight enough to...ah...show the goods...)

Edit: Eh. Fuck it. There's some videos of that kind of shit, including somebody failing to clock a transman...who is making it dead easy.

 

[moonchild]

Remember Bruce Jenner?

Forgot about that one, guess it's the exception that proves the rule. Considering how much that family will go to debase themselves for money/fame I wouldn't be surprised he trooned as a publicity stunt tbh

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

Forgot about that one, guess it's the exception that proves the rule. Considering how much that family will go to debase themselves for money/fame I wouldn't be surprised he trooned as a publicity stunt tbh

Nah, he trooned because he was in serious trouble, he killed a woman. All of that went away when he transitioned and he was allowed to settle.

I do think Bruce may have been AGP his whole life though. He was just the rare exception that loved sports more than cooming 24/7.

 

[Bubonic_Vague]

Holy shit lol, there's a lot to unpack here. I don't know what's funnier the fact that these two troons drove all the way to the Tranch in middle of nowhere, just to avoid Kevin the entire time or the awkward twitter exchange that happened afterward. Penny didn't even bother to tell Kevin that his internet friends came to visit. That level of snub is actually pretty brutal, where Kevin thought they were actually close acquaintances, but they would rather hang out with Penny and the others over him. Also "bad eyesight" my ass. I bet Kevin was holed up in his room because he thought it was too awkward to confront them.

It actually makes me rethink Kevin's position in the greater scheme of things. I always saw him as a sort of D list celebrity in troon world, where it is an honor to meet him in person. But now I find he might actually be "that guy" even other troons try to avoid because even they don't enjoy his company. And according to Kevin this has happened twice now.

Catching up with the thread now and I wanted to take a stab at this too. Tbh it's kinda blowing my mind that even using the most extreme settings on the Asian photo sticker booth apps that he's still (1) obviously male (2) grotesque looking
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He's starting to kinda look like that one girl troon (as in an actual woman) who zoomed in real close and said AM I MAKING YOU UNCOMFORTABLE? and went on and off of testosterone, can't think of the name right now, she definitely has a thread on this site. Natalie/Milo Stewart, thread here.

The hairline and hair quality in general is still a huge problem. Hairline can be edited, but I'm not sure how to fix the unbrushed brittle straw hair unless we just PS on new hair entirely.

Also... is Wedge implying that people can't tell the difference between butch lesbians and twinky gay men??? Those two are diametrically opposed. They don't mean "androgynous", they mean "big burly woman" and "slim effeminate man"

These pics resemble his sister to a remarkable degree, thus emphasising even more how masculine he is. I'm hesitant to post her pic here because she seems like a relatively normal human with a job ("writing coach") and a kid. Her FB handle is erinwritesmagic, if anyone's interested. The annoying smitk is apparently a family trait.

Nah, he trooned because he was in serious trouble, he killed a woman. All of that went away when he transitioned and he was allowed to settle.

I do think Bruce may have been AGP his whole life though. He was just the rare exception that loved sports more than cooming 24/7.

He came out as a wimmin to his first wife Linda some 30+ years ago apparently, it's in her memoir. Who knows what's true when it comes to these famewhores though. Steroid abuse or some other kind of Olympic hormone / doping regimen could have fuckulated his already miniscule brain, as it did a number on all those East German female athletes - hilariously portrayed by Arnold Schwarzenegger in "Junior", back in the days when Hollywood could poke fun at troons and deathfats.

 

[largetiger]

for reals, this looks like a poor deformed sped kid got his Make-A-Wish to go on the Price Is Right

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

It's almost like people with nerdy hobbies just want to enjoy their nerdshit in peace, without having to worry about some retard going on a ma'ampage. Fucking mindblowing I know.
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Pressing X to doubt on this one. Any idea whom he's referencing here? I don't remember any tweets specifically mentioning visitors, but I do know that they've had a bunch of faggots over for the alpaca shearing. I wouldn't put it past him to just be making the whole thing up tbh.
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Imagine being such a turbo autist that you can't even go to your homo parade without losing your mind and having a sperg fit.
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Giving a whole new meaning to "lol look at this spiderman faggot".
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These screenshots really encapsulate this very specific breed of failed males in a way I could never articulate. The sadness of failing to control other people at the nerdcard fest, the autistic bragging about kissing other gross dudes, the autistic cheering him on and living vicariously through him, the omg I wish I knew more homo autists like me so we can sit around all day and play switch and not talk to each other. I find this behavior both repulsive and fascinating. How do these guys live like this and how does our society allow it to happen? It's the height of decadence.

That said, I would 100% watch a reality show with a house full of these loser AGPs who trooned out to escape their problems and responsibilities. No catty HSTSs though, just these failures. Actually, maybe a Big Brother style AGP vs. HSTS might be good.

I'd also like to point out that horny Kevin, who constantly talks about getting his holes stuffed, only managed to get a grandma kiss when the rubber hit the road. Way to score another notch on the bedpost.

I believe we're looking at a transsalamander v transcucumber hookup here, which is too disgusting to contemplate. (Cucumber said goodbye, perhaps forever, to his children to go on this road trip, by the way.) Legally, can speds concent if they're both speds?

This guy has children?

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Kevin's back to performatively cooming about the fuckshed, which is strange considering how he freaked the fuck out last time people responded to his tweet about it.

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[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

yeah speaking of deep cuts …

 

[0 0]

Kevin's back to performatively cooming about the fuckshed, which is strange considering how he freaked the fuck out last time people responded to his tweet about it.
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If you told me last month the latest saga for Kevin would be the rape shed, well, I wouldn't necessarily be surprised, but I would be taken aback a little before I realized that's not unexpected.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

yeah speaking of deep cuts …

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It's nice to see his transition into the Blob is going well.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

 

[wommart rat]

It's nice to see his transition into the Blob is going well.
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This orc troon used to be one of the few who seemed to keep themselves in shape and apparently enjoyed working out and being fit. Did his orchi make him fatten up like a eunuch, or is inflation/pregnancy his latest body modification fetish?

Or—I know, it’s both.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

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for reals, this looks like a poor deformed sped kid got his Make-A-Wish to go on the Price Is Right

Uh which one? Both of them look exactly like that in their own unique way.

 

[Yamamura]

All we want to do is help, Mister Kevin.
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Spoiler: Kiwi Farms detractors

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Further proof that Kevin has so little self control that he can't physically restrain himself from typing "kiwifarms.net" into the address bar, so he has to block the entire Tenacious Unicorn Ranch's router from being able to access the farms. That's pretty damn inconsiderate of you Kevin, what if other tranchers (Bonnie) want to browse your thread to laugh at you too? It's not always all about you, Kevin.

 

[mickey339]

And the fact that the first two aren't hideous

Spoiler: autism

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*breathes in*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*breathes in*

wtf man

No.

Claire White and the likes are far worse than Kevin, Orc Mommy or the average tranny featured on the farms.

Claire White is to me a good example of a human demonstration of the uncanny valley. He may look 95% female. But in the end those last 5% maleness, the stretched face, the non-prominent cheekbones, the too long philtrum, they all add to a feeling of something being off. Like something is trying to deceive you. Kevin and the residents of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch are not like that. They don't look female. No contest. No one is fooled. To most people they just seem like men as they hardly even attempt to dress like women in the slightest.

But white and his comrades do. They are 5% off from looking like females and therefore they are immensely more creepy than someone like Kevin.

White spends hours putting on makeup to fool onlookers. He is trying to fool someone And therefore he is far more creepy than the average resident of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch.

 

[Law]

Imagine how much work Kevin would get done if he router-blocked twitter.com.
Or how much he'd save on medical bills if he blocked Big Bad Toy Store.

 

[Miss Misery]

Spoiler: autism

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*breathes in*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*breathes in*

wtf man

No.

Claire White and the likes are far worse than Kevin, Orc Mommy or the average tranny featured on the farms.

Claire White is to me a good example of a human demonstration of the uncanny valley. He may look 95% female. But in the end those last 5% maleness, the stretched face, the non-prominent cheekbones, the too long philtrum, they all add to a feeling of something being off. Like something is trying to deceive you. Kevin and the residents of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch are not like that. They don't look female. No contest. No one is fooled. To most people they just seem like men as they hardly even attempt to dress like women in the slightest.

But white and his comrades do. They are 5% off from looking like females and therefore they are immensely more creepy than someone like Kevin.

White spends hours putting on makeup to fool onlookers. He is trying to fool someone And therefore he is far more creepy than the average resident of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch.

Every female celebrity who's had a bit too much work done also sinks into that uncanny valley; the Kardashians come to mind (True and Honest Woman Bruce Jenner doesn't count). And women who have DEFINITELY had too much work done look like HSTS troons - Lil' Kim particularly.