Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Fetish Roulette]

“sure, yeah, Hermione Darkness Dementia Raven Way, I guess you *could* be having a phantom period. Can we stop talking about this now?”

I know you were making a joke here, but all I could think about when I was reading this is how that name actually isn't too far off from "Ripley Violet Tempest Storm."

 

[RazorBackBacon]

I have learned so much about menstruation in this thread. More than I ever wanted to know.

Actually, I think Kevin did learn some sign language. Or was trying to.
But it hasn't come up in a loooong time.

More proof of his laziness. ASL is piss easy to learn, especially if you're dealing with a deaf person on the daily.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Where do they get the "I crave chocolate" bit from? I have never once heard a female say that her period makes her want to eat chocolate. Are they just fatasses? Do they just crave whatever their normal copes are? Does Kevin's period make him crave Transformers toys? Does Wedge demand monentary compensation to soothe his tummy?

Some women (myself included) get incredibly hungry before their period. I can pretty much tell when my period is coming just because I start feeling like a stoner with the munchies, just for an evening. Some sort of hormone thing preparing you for all the blood/tissue loss, maybe. I have never craved chocolate in particular but I suppose it makes sense that a lot of women would get sudden cravings for rich calorific foods.

I probably should not have written that though because now Kevin is going to read it and find an excuse to get even fatter.

 

[Prolego]

Ironically this whole thing has undermined Kevin quite a bit to any of his followers who aren't too far gone with drinking the Kool-aid

"Don't trust anything Kiwifarms says! It's all lies and they fake everything!"

"Huh, Kiwifarms were actually bang on the money with this. I wonder if other things they say are true? Maybe I should check out Kevin's thread..."

Even better, they'll all be quietly wondering just who it is on the farm who shares an email account with Null. I'd predict a Reservoir Dogs style standoff bringing an end to the whole saga, but we all know that trannies can't shoot for shit.

 

[George Lincoln Rockwell]

Off topic and dumb as all hell but what is it with white people on the internet being just, utterly destroyed by taco bell? What is wrong with your bodies? TB is not that hot. Like, at all. I drench their shit in the fire sauce and I'm not sharting like kevin's amhole hours later.

Fucking lames, I swear. "Oooh waiter, this cobb salad isn't doing it for me, you got anything a little less hot?"

It's not the heat that's the problem, it's the fact that it's swimming in grease & was probably put together by a stoned teenager who hasn't quite cottoned-on to the concept of washing his hands, let alone washing his work-station.

 

[Law]

If fast food grease-bombs make you sick, can't you just stop eating them and eat something else?
If Twitter is destroying your mental health, can't you just stop using it - oh, whoops. Answered my own question.
Fucking troons, man.

 

[Yamamura]

If fast food grease-bombs make you sick, can't you just stop eating them and eat something else?
If Twitter is destroying your mental health, can't you just stop using it - oh, whoops. Answered my own question.
Fucking troons, man.

That's what I laugh about the hardest when it comes to troons. They spend every waking hour of their time on twitter and they also fucking hate it. When they aren't complaining about their usual shit, they're complaining about how twitter isn't doing enough to defend them more than they already are, as if the entire site doesn't cater to their every whim already. Nothing is enough for them, twitter could ban every single person who offends troons and they would still complain about why they're somehow being oppressed.

Troons are truly their own worst enemy.

 

[Stalfler]

If fast food grease-bombs make you sick, can't you just stop eating them and eat something else?
If Twitter is destroying your mental health, can't you just stop using it - oh, whoops. Answered my own question.
Fucking troons, man.

this is just a terminally online issue
zoomers have the same issue, can't turn off the phone
kevin probably just has the same issue, cant turn off the damn phone

 

[one_time_user]

Chocolate raises seratonin, it's a bit of a mood elevator so some women crave it during PMSing.

I am surprised none of these dinguses jumped on the Covid vaccination completely fucking up women's periods thing.

 

[Old Fart]

That's yet another question: if he can't handle a doctor's appointment without an ASL interpreter, how did Wedge manage to participate in a four-troon orgy without calling in the terp?

I reckon the first thing they did is tie him to the bedframe and gag him, no further communication necessary until after the whipping.

I've never seen Bonnie or Penny pretend to bleed out of their phantom vaginas. Does this invalidate Kevin's LARP?

If I'm still up with the facts, Kevin is still the only one with a complete downstairs refurbishment. However, if the neovagina is made out of the same components already present in the male configuration, and the claim is one only needs to add hormones to make them menstruate, shouldn't they be bleeding out of their dicks?

I know, I know, logic.

 

[pink punk]

I hate how popular he is in the transformers community
I feel like age regressing due to trauma is a thinly disguised veil to support pedophilia

 

[lamp shade]

I hate how he always shows up on my timeline on twitter just because I follow a bunch of Transformers collectors

Lol look at this fuckin nerd

 

[pink punk]

Lol look at this fuckin nerd

true

 

[Meiwaku]

I gotta say out of all the milk we have gotten recently Kevin admitting he's living his dream life by not working and going on troon road trips with "the girls" for orgies and hedonism is the most amusing thing to me. This is his literal dream life.

I just picture bonnie sweating like a ham coming indoors from MANual labor and an outdoor shower in Jarrod's Fallout 4 looking device to pack orders and then seeing that tweet then hearing Kevvy is on another getaway trip while the Tranch isn't making much money. I would go ape shit.

 

[homewayhalf]

I like to think on the second one, the guy was gawking at him like you do at any freak and got caught staring and blurted out the first nice thing he could come up with so he wouldn't have to deal with a rage fit.

This is exactly what is happening 100% of the time when trans people claim they were being checked out. Emmy Zje (rat kings thread) claims people are eyefucking him all the time. The reality is that people are staring because they’re obvious males in womanface and people stare at weird things.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

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I'd be embarrassed if this were a friend of mine.

If people started emphasizing that transwoman Chris Chan transwoman raped her* mother, they'd be pissed about people calling attention to transwoman rapist Chris Chan.

Actually, I think Kevin did learn some sign language. Or was trying to.
But it hasn't come up in a loooong time.

I think penis inversion is the only thing he followed through with.

Like another user said, women don’t magically have one 8-hour stretch of agonizing abdominal pain per month that falls on the same day and hits at the same time. The menstrual cycle is happening all month long.

Simply looking at a calendar would let troons know that every month has a different amount of days and that a uterus wouldn't say, "Hey it's day 6 according to the Gregorian calendar, better start shedding this lining!"

 

[Meiwaku]

If people started emphasizing that transwoman Chris Chan transwoman raped her* mother, they'd be pissed about people calling attention to transwoman rapist Chris Chan.

An excellent idea

I think penis inversion is the only thing he followed through with.

We are still waiting for Kev to become a Twitch Streamer, Porn Star, Dilate regularly, and lose weight like he said he would. I'm sure there's more I'm missing we should make a list.

 

[Law]

This is his literal dream life.

Well, it is extremely fucking surreal.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

An excellent idea


We are still waiting for Kev to become a Twitch Streamer, Porn Star, Dilate regularly, and lose weight like he said he would. I'm sure there's more I'm missing we should make a list.

If they balk at pointing out transwoman so much, just point out that it was done with a girl dick.

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

Its almost like you don't get to pick how people perceive your identity.