For a good mental image of the depth and circumference of Kevin's neovagina at this point, as well as its resistance to stretching and level of lubrication, imagine a nostril that's been breathing the air of their dry alpaca ranch.
Are we sure this isn't someone that ate Kevin and took his place? Good lord.
Most of the photos we get of Kevin are headshots with the autogynesmile, and every time I see a full profile like this I'm reminded that he's built like an 18-wheeler. Is there any information on his medical records out there? I'd love to get an idea of his BMI.
In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit.
You know, I don't see the look Kev's been going for this whole time. He's obsessed with "bimbofication" and that seems to be his one and only goal, but a bimbo is defined as a naïve, conventionally attractive woman, and Kev isn't (conventionally) attractive in the slightest. He puts zero effort into looking like a bimbo, let alone a woman, and can't even be fucked to put something on that takes less than thirty seconds to apply, like lipstick or foundation to hide his lunar craters. Feel free to correct me, I've never worn makeup in my life and wouldn't know how many layers it would take to smooth out those potholes. His outfits are totally bland as well, it's like he owns five shirts and they're either his old incel wear or plain spaghetti straps, not even a little bling or something hyperfeminine that a bimbo might wear.
260-270. im not great at guessing weights but if you take into consideration hes only 5'11, he's fairly obese for that height.
The only way he could smooth out those craters with make up is to use the waxy kind morticians use. He's always going to have those acne scars, but it's the layer of grease on his face that draws attention to those scars. Fortunately (or not) for him, his receding hairline does draw attention away from the bad skin. The only thing worse than his skin is the state of his hair.
Indian support team or intentionally fucking with him? What a ridiculous name. I can sympathize with people who have trailer trash or ghetto parents who give them such terrible names, but this one is self-inflicted. If he were a biological woman, I'd say he was destined for the pole with a name like that. Since he's a troon, a pole probably won't be involved unless he hangs himself from it.
"Stop hooking up on my art posts you happy, funloving degenerates! I am so lonely"
Plus like the eating disorder you'd expect for a "bimbo" wouldn't be overeating.
I hope not.
Wedge is a textbook narcissist. "Interact with me because you owe me attention for my great content, but only interact in the way I want you to!". ME ME ME personified.
How do we know Kevin did anal? Did he talk about it?
El oh fucking el. This guy is just the best. He exists to be offended - by everything. Twatter giveth and Twatter taketh away.
I knew Kevin's head/body shape reminded me of a certain fictional character, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it.
Ripley's quickly becoming my favorite orbiter. Does anyone know his power word (or anything substantial about his background) yet?
