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[lamp shade]

As fat as Kev is now the amhole won't be the only discomfort he feels trying to reach down and cycle dilaters.

He's fucking piling it on man, that 3 man luuurve bed must be getting awfully cosy.
And it must have a titanium frame.

I know this has to have been answered, but who is the third person in that bed? I know of Kevin and Jen but can’t think of the third person.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

I know this has to have been answered, but who is the third person in that bed? I know of Kevin and Jen but can’t think of the third person.

Mxtress Penny, of course. The one keeping a roof over the other's heads.

Also lol Kevin, you haven't orgasmed in years. And never will again.

 

[Mr. Internet]

Late, but anyone with art skills can see this is a blatant trace job (it may have been harder to spot if the rest of his artwork didn't look like utter shit?). It’s kind of incredible that not a single one of Wedge's artist friends has called this out while many kiwifarmers recognized it immediately. I thought this kind of shit was majorly looked down upon in digital art circles? Maybe they all do it, and game can't recognize game or else it's over for each player.

If you needed any further evidence that this shit was traced, here you go. I put the trace job on a separate layer over the original image and changed the opacity. The proportions are too accurate to the reference picture (especially for someone at Wedge's skill level). Someone who's better at articulating why this proves the portrait was traced, feel free to elaborate. I'll take my puzzle pieces now.

82% Opacity, 49% Opacity, and the original image.
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Something like this could be passed off as a study of sorts, it's particularly popular with beginner artists who don't have a defined style yet or any sort of mental database built up for original works and it's usually passed off as a learning tool by more experienced artists- after all, they all have to start somewhere. However, I doubt Wedge took the time to build it up from sketch, to color, to rendering and instead just painted ontop of the picture to pass it off as built from the reference up. What's hilarious to me is that even though Wedge took the easiest fucking option for this "study", the values are muddled to hell and everything looks so goddamn mushy, and there's no creative liberties taken that would have made the piece more interesting- another indicator he just slapped on a layer of paintbrush and called it his.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I'm impressed Kevin hasn't Yaniv'd himself yet. Or maybe he has and is just keeping quiet about the unclit.

 

[The Rockafire Explosion]

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Neck conjuring up the specter of livejournal in the year of our Lord 2021 makes me realize now why this is one of my favorite forums. All of these troonwrecks are exactly like the old LJ drama circuit, complete with stupid petty arguments in public comments (you and Kev really get that worked up about cheese slices?), but now we get bonus DLC in the forms of tumblr, reddit, and all the other places they can't help but overshare every single thing about their lives. Thanks, Neck!

This goes along with my pet theory that kevkev doesn't actually have or like sex. It's all just a LARP because the idea of it is hotter than going through with it. I am not convinced this dude had hot gay sex on the road trip. I know, other people had this idea, but I haven't seen anyone mention his reluctance to put plastic in his smelly trench at the same time

I'm very inclined to agree with this. All their twitter posts about sex were primarily "tee hee we're such hot lesbos UwU" but they spent most of that time actually sperging about movies and other nerd stuff. Considering their tendency to overshare EVERY thing, I'd imagine that Wedge would have tried to at least get one or two pics for his OnlyFans; surely there's a market for a tranny orgy, right?

And just a day after I asked about Rioley's background, he helpfully shared that he works as a cook:
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Rioley's food looks like dog puke. Any catering company that would serve this should be fined by the health inspector on principle.

edit: screwed up formatting

 

[Formica Sample]

speaking of traits, I wouldn't be surprised if Wedge's lack of hearing wasn't just him bullshitting, but him not paying attention to things. I don't have my holy manual of autism and adhd traits and where the lines cross, but I remember a friend going in for a hearing test but turning out with average hearing - he just wasn't always paying attention to what was said to him (he had adhd). Depending on how focused or unfocused Wedge is, I wouldn't be surprised if that was the case in addition to muchieness (but would not be surprised if it was only munchausens).

Not paying attention is exactly what it is. He's so stuck in his own little self-centered world, so hyper-focused on whatever's bothering him that day--getting BTFO'd on Twitter earlier, the dress code at work, his future amhole--that he's not paying attention at all. And, again, socially anxious mess, he's probably the type of person who thinks saying, "Sorry, I zoned out for a minute. Can you please repeat yourself?" will lead to confrontation or make things horribly awkward, because everyone already hates him.

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Spoiler: "I've never commissioned art"

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None of us forgot about the fuckin' blueberry, Kev.

So, uhh, be patient with me: dilating means shoving something in the amhole to keep it stretched to size and from closing up right? Likely something dildo shaped right? Isn't putting things inside the amhole for the sexual ecstasy and gender euphoria exactly what kevkev should want to do like 98% of the time anyway? Isn't that the point of getting the armhole is to shove things into it? Why would it be such a struggle to dilate regularly and why would he need to make public excuses for it?

This goes along with my pet theory that kevkev doesn't actually have or like sex. It's all just a LARP because the idea of it is hotter than going through with it. I am not convinced this dude had hot gay sex on the road trip. I know, other people had this idea, but I haven't seen anyone mention his reluctance to put plastic in his smelly trench at the same time

It's an open wound, and he's forcing hard plastic into it. Of course it hurts like hell, and there's no pleasure. The only part that's supposed to feel good, the prostate, shrivels up on HRT. Plus, at this point, Kevin's amhole must have a ton of scar tissue inside. None of that will stretch, hence why he wants revision surgery.

 

[Yamamura]

And just a day after I asked about Rioley's background, he helpfully shared that he works as a cook:

Wait, I'm getting mixed messages from Rioley here. Didn't he say that he had a "tech job" before? Or was he referring to another "catboy" here?

 

[CammieDoxGirl]

I swear to god all that these fucking putrid dipshits do all day is post idiotic and gross takes as transphobe bait and they wonder why everyone, even some of the trans community hates them and people talk insane amount of shit on what a disgrace they are. Just GROSS!

 

[tiggles]

I swear to god all that these fucking putrid dipshits do all day is post idiotic and gross takes as transphobe bait and they wonder why everyone, even some of the trans community hates them and people talk insane amount of shit on what a disgrace they are. Just GROSS!

What are you doing? People say the exact same thing going through your thread. You got recorded ITS MAAMing and posted about how you are entitled to sales of your porn bc dysphoriA. Your popularity in the ILJ threads or finally lol calm(ing) down after people told you you were nasty don’t make you suddenly not “GROSS ”. You’re a scant 180 alpacas and a dick chop (or not? I don’t follow you closely) removed from Kevin. I really wouldn’t work this angle.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/blake-howard-hobbs-laura-hobbs-commiedickgurl-laurizza-laurazilla100s-endgctp-calipizzagirli520-crazedawg.90207/

 

[CammieDoxGirl]

posted about how you are entitled to sales of your porn bc dysphoriA.

I dont do that kind of shit anymore because I actually take people's advice into consideration

 

[tiggles]

I dont do that kind of shit anymore because I actually take people's advice into consideration

Ok, here’s my advice: your take in this thread was embarrassing. Don’t do it.

 

[0 0]

This isn't group therapy.

 

[CammieDoxGirl]

This isn't group therapy.

I agree and it's not and I wasn't trying to derail the thread I just really hate the bad representation this person and their orbit gives trans people. This is like, trying to be shitty at everything with them. I know this isn't the only place on the internet that cant stand them. Just following this thread has been eye-opening. I'll go back to lurking now.

 

[White Devil]

I agree and it's not and I wasn't trying to derail the thread I just really hate the bad representation this person and their orbit gives trans people. This is like, trying to be shitty at everything with them. I know this isn't the only place on the internet that cant stand them. Just following this thread has been eye-opening. I'll go back to lurking now.

Trans people give trans people bad representation. It's an ouroboros.

 

[Charles P. Scene]

: something Kev retweeted

I'm so proud him for finally coming to terms with being a faggot!

I still plan on getting this beauty tattooed on my ass some day

I think a plain old biohazard symbol would do the trick, Wedge.

anyone know where I can get something like this? would prefer black instead of rose gold

Please don't get them, Neck, no one wants to fucking see that

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Something like this could be passed off as a study of sorts, it's particularly popular with beginner artists who don't have a defined style yet or any sort of mental database built up for original works and it's usually passed off as a learning tool by more experienced artists- after all, they all have to start somewhere. However, I doubt Wedge took the time to build it up from sketch, to color, to rendering and instead just painted ontop of the picture to pass it off as built from the reference up. What's hilarious to me is that even though Wedge took the easiest fucking option for this "study", the values are muddled to hell and everything looks so goddamn mushy, and there's no creative liberties taken that would have made the piece more interesting- another indicator he just slapped on a layer of paintbrush and called it his.

It's definitely an overpaint. If he was just doing it as an exercise to learn how to block in color, that'd be fine. But if you do that, you don't pass it off as a finished piece. This sort of thing is fine as practice, but it's the sort of thing you delete afterwards, or just file away in your "Studies" folder and don't post it.

I thought this kind of shit was majorly looked down upon in digital art circles? Maybe they all do it, and game can't recognize game or else it's over for each player.

It is, but as you alluded to, Wedge and his circle are not serious artists. They're all ripping off other, better artists. If anyone rocks the boat, everybody ends up in the water. Funny would be watching some big-time YouTube artist expose them as tracers. I vote ergojosh: he's brown and so has the minority status going for him, is pretty calm and mild-spoken so he won't come across as fishing for clicks, and he's juuuuuust close enough to the more spergic corners of ArtTube that the message will definitely get out.

 

[behindyourightnow]

What are you doing? People say the exact same thing going through your thread. You got recorded ITS MAAMing and posted about how you are entitled to sales of your porn bc dysphoriA. Your popularity in the ILJ threads or finally lol calm(ing) down after people told you you were nasty don’t make you suddenly not “GROSS ”. You’re a scant 180 alpacas and a dick chop (or not? I don’t follow you closely) removed from Kevin. I really wouldn’t work this angle.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/blake-howard-hobbs-laura-hobbs-commiedickgurl-laurizza-laurazilla100s-endgctp-calipizzagirli520-crazedawg.90207/

Everyone already knows Laura has their own thread, no use going after someone who is trying to do better.

It's not supposed to be sore, right? Sounds more like pain than pleasure.

He was using a vibration wand that he seemed to be applying directly to the 'clit'/head of the penis. Those type of wands are popular among actual women and are not designed for penetration (they're huge and more powerful than your average vibrator designed for penetration) and they're often used on the outside of the vulva on top of where the clitoris is, because the vibrations will work all the way through to the internal clitoral nerves as well. Kevin in contrast probably has to shove it right up against the remains of his glans to get off. It's probably pretty painful.

What disturbs me the most is the reference to 'dripping' since there was no penetration that would have required lube and he doesn't have any natural lubrication. Did he pee? Did the vibrations from the wand force some unholy liquid slurry out of the amhole?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

What disturbs me the most is the reference to 'dripping' since there was no penetration that would have required lube and he doesn't have any natural lubrication. Did he pee? Did the vibrations from the wand force some unholy liquid slurry out of the amhole?

I love it when you coom so hard that a furry green blob falls out of your vagina.

 

[Meiwaku]

A bit late, but I gave it a try.
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Kevin patch notes:

• Removed his blemishes
• Smoothed skin and wrinkles (his craterface and forehead wrinkles are still slipping out)
• Changed his hair color in an attempt to make it less fried looking
• Reshaped his face, smaller chin, smaller nose, thinner face. Fuller cheeks, increased lip size, smaller brow ridge, smaller forehead
• Gave him makeup (blush, lipstick, eyeshadow, mascara) and contour

All in all he still looks uncanny and ugly, but he could definitely make a noticeable difference with daily skincare and showering.

hilarious how even with edits Kevo still looks so greasy that he would still have a thread on lolcow/ beauty parlor

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

Everyone already knows Laura has their own thread, no use going after someone who is trying to do better.

He was using a vibration wand that he seemed to be applying directly to the 'clit'/head of the penis. Those type of wands are popular among actual women and are not designed for penetration (they're huge and more powerful than your average vibrator designed for penetration) and they're often used on the outside of the vulva on top of where the clitoris is, because the vibrations will work all the way through to the internal clitoral nerves as well. Kevin in contrast probably has to shove it right up against the remains of his glans to get off. It's probably pretty painful.

What disturbs me the most is the reference to 'dripping' since there was no penetration that would have required lube and he doesn't have any natural lubrication. Did he pee? Did the vibrations from the wand force some unholy liquid slurry out of the amhole?

It's probably just his unwashed self sweating from the herculean feat of trying to obtain an orgasm from the few remaining nerves that are still intact on his shaven cock head of a clit. He's said it takes him a long time and he's not used to physical exertion so it's probably just sweat.