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Nothing To See Here said:
Realistically, how many big bad gun-toting antifash troons are they gonna have actually show up to middle-of-nowhere Colorado to point guns at armed fascists in the middle of a pandemic? Not many. Either because it's too far, or because waaah covid, or because it's fun to larp as a tough man on the internet but the thought of actually getting shot is a bit scawwy.

So you just send the three people that showed up out for patrol with Bonnie, and oh look, the fascists only showed up on Penny's patrol, whoops, haha! Or you leave the newbies as the last line of defence for the valuable alpacas Kevin and co., and come back victorious at daybreak because you scared those nasty right wingers off with your big bad guns (which are such obvious overcompensation that Freud would have a field day). They may be retards, but they're semi-cunning retards upon occasion, and I'm pretty sure they could manage to spin it in a way believable to the rest of the eunuch brigade.
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This could get pretty interesting. :popcorn:
https://twitter.com/frontrangesra/status/1369042905927680004?s=21

https://twitter.com/jonrogertaylor2/status/1369012179043721217?s=21

https://twitter.com/jonrogertaylor2/status/1369006720500920320?s=21

https://twitter.com/wookmaster69/status/1369006507078148099?s=21
 
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Am I meant to believe the tranchies are patrolling their property at night with that set-up? I mean, really. WTF are the dogs for?
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They are indoor dogs, all 6 of them :story:

This could get pretty interesting. :popcorn:
https://twitter.com/frontrangesra/status/1369042905927680004?s=21

https://twitter.com/jonrogertaylor2/status/1369012179043721217?s=21

https://twitter.com/jonrogertaylor2/status/1369006720500920320?s=21

https://twitter.com/wookmaster69/status/1369006507078148099?s=21
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Yes, give a high-powered rifle to this guy. He look trustworthy and mentally sane.
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Cerabella said:
They are indoor dogs, all 6 of them :story:
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There is also an ugly, bad smelling indoor troll who spends most days in bed and buying trash.

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These giant overgrown CoD kiddies think their big fluffy sentient pillows are going to spring into action like a 9 kill streak when the shooting starts instead of just shitting themselves and booking it.
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It's possible tho. I have a pekingese who sleeps most of the time and is pretty lazy. These original purpose of this breed was to be a companion for chinese noblewomen. Last year I was on vacation and the house I stayed in was on a tiny farm surrounded by a fence. From day 1 until I left my tiny, lazy dog turned into a tiny version of a guard dog, warning me of "intruders" aka neighboors walking past the fence and then following them while barking loudly. She never did this at home and after the vacation was over she returned to her old self. It was weird, man. Adorable but weird.

If a Pekingese can be a guard dog, the tranch dogs who are bigger and stronger can too...but the tranchers would have to make the effort to train them...which of course they won't.
 
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Nothing To See Here said:
Realistically, how many big bad gun-toting antifash troons are they gonna have actually show up to middle-of-nowhere Colorado to point guns at armed fascists in the middle of a pandemic? Not many. Either because it's too far, or because waaah covid, or because it's fun to larp as a tough man on the internet but the thought of actually getting shot is a bit scawwy.

So you just send the three people that showed up out for patrol with Bonnie, and oh look, the fascists only showed up on Penny's patrol, whoops, haha! Or you leave the newbies as the last line of defence for the valuable alpacas Kevin and co., and come back victorious at daybreak because you scared those nasty right wingers off with your big bad guns (which are such obvious overcompensation that Freud would have a field day). They may be retards, but they're semi-cunning retards upon occasion, and I'm pretty sure they could manage to spin it in a way believable to the rest of the eunuch brigade.
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When I was 11 or 12, I had a sleepover with a friend after a snow day and I mentioned I had never been in a snowball fight before. He told me there was a neighborhood bully that likes to throw snowballs at kids just like us and he had a snowmobile with a snowball catapult. We stayed up late making a map of the neighborhood, planning an elaborate strategy, marking he the houses of potential allies, good locations for fortifications, places we could do sled runs as ambushes.

The next morning I woke up and tried to get him to stick to the plan and he looked at me like I was an idiot for not understanding it was all pretend from the start.

For some reason this all reminded me of that story. There is zero chance in my mind that the ranch is under any threat whatsoever and the whole thing was invented whole cloth as an excuse to make them feel like badasses.

These people are in their thirties and they’re carrying live firearms.
 
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Law said:
They lowered standards after 9-11. Basically any tattooed drunk jabroni can get in now. And a lot of people join for the wrong reasons, which makes the aftermath way harder on them.


Not if the new recruits are also in on it. Josie has already started rattling a digital cup for spare change. Also, they are all completely delusional. They actually believe they're female - who knows how far the lies will go.
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From now on? Male applicants should be required to answer this question: "Have you ever felt like you're really a woman?"
 
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Tour of Italy said:
When I was 11 or 12, I had a sleepover with a friend after a snow day and I mentioned I had never been in a snowball fight before. He told me there was a neighborhood bully that likes to throw snowballs at kids just like us and he had a snowmobile with a snowball catapult. We stayed up late making a map of the neighborhood, planning an elaborate strategy, marking he the houses of potential allies, good locations for fortifications, places we could do sled runs as ambushes.

The next morning I woke up and tried to get him to stick to the plan and he looked at me like I was an idiot for not understanding it was all pretend from the start.

For some reason this all reminded me of that story.

These people are on their thirties and they’re carrying live firearms.
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Friendly Fire is probably a big risk for this lot.

Kevin being accidentally shot by his 'mistress' by accident would be a hilarious saga.

Actually I wouldn't put it past them to pull a Jussie style event and shoot one of their own in a 'non-lethal' location then blame it on these non-existent people so they can milk the pity train for the gibs.
 
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Cerabella said:
He's a tranny chaser who solely retweet t-porn, i think his plan to join the ranch to fuck kevin
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Chasers are weird. That Yemen guy is probably one too.
 
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