Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I hope his tattoos are gaudy and tacky and mostly consumerist garbage. Maybe an MLP/transformers crossover for maximum tackyiness?

You've just reminded me of ADF.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

Here in Bongland corner shops do sell plantains, and they're a lot cheaper than what you can buy at farmers' markets run for the benefit of middle-class white people eith more monry than sense.

Here in Eastern Burgerstan you can definitely find it, but it's a luck of the draw. If you want a specific semi-obscure thing but can't get to a larger store for whatever reason, that can involve searching multiple locations up and down the blocks till you find the right store that carries it. Not everyone has that sort of time, especially the sort of nuts-in-a-vice working class folk that these programs would ideally be aimed at.

Don't get me wrong there's definitely plenty of bougie bullshit for sale at the Union Square farmers market in NYC, for example. But there's also a lot of good produce for decent prices. It could be a useful tool for urban communities if you could trust that an AOC type isn't going to come along and yell 'yasss queens free Long Island roaster ducks' because it gets her elected.

But that comes back to our main problem; these systems can be structured to teach the recipients to learn how their money works, but our politicians use them as gimmees and bargaining chips to farm and/or deny votes.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

these systems can be structured to teach the recipients to learn hoe their money works, but our politicians use them as gimmees and bargaining chips to farm and/or deny votes.

The problem both America and Britain face is that both parties insist on politicising welfare payments when ”should dole scroungers get my money” and ”should we feed people who genuinely can't help themselves” are pretty straightforward questions.

 

[farttpott]

this guy posts so much gross shit its unbelievable really

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oh yeah invert your dick so you can spend hours masturbating it with two other men in the bed oh fucksake

 

[Law]

You know, it struck me: do any of these chuds have farmer friends? It's not like there aren't any lbgt+ farmers out there, maybe not in their area but on the web. Lesbians are famous for enjoying the great outdoors. Why haven't they joined a site for lbgt friendly farming and gardening so they can at least run their fucking stupid ideas past someone with experience? They would be a lot gentler and very accepting unlike us.

I hope that they already tried this and the catty gays told them to pound sand.
Troons love to cry about gatekeeping but LGB gatekeeping is great - it keeps people like Kevin and Penny away.

 

[Sarah Connor]

Breaking news: man enjoys lesbian porn
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I will forgive Kev of all his crimes if he gets an 'AMHOLE' tramp stamp

"How am I supposed let other lesbians know that I also eat pussy"
you don't, Kev. you eat girldick.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Cooooooope

 

[Law]

"How am I supposed let other lesbians know that I also eat pussy"

What other lesbians? I thought he was basically a recluse and only interacted with society when Penny drives him to Costco? I know this is all part of an elaborate coping psychodrama, but still.
Hopefully if he meets a lesbian irl she just tasers him and runs.

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

this guy posts so much gross shit its unbelievable really
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oh yeah invert your dick so you can spend hours masturbating it with two other men in the bed oh fucksake

Real women don't need to "rub their clit raw" to have an orgasm. Besides, that shit was already raw before he touched it. Pure fantasy and cope yet again from Kev. I hope more stupid troons fall for it and chop their junk off. I used to feel sorry for them, but some people are truly just too dumb to live.

Instead of bed post notches, Kev should start keeping track of how many dicks he is responsible for ruining. Go for the high score Kev. Keep cracking those eggs. We need some newly hatched troons to mock.

 

[Adult Female Athlete]

Breaking news: man enjoys lesbian porn
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I will forgive Kev of all his crimes if he gets an 'AMHOLE' tramp stamp

Uh oh. Is the ladydick-loving facade slipping? This is like, the first time Kev has expressed interest in actual female anatomy. I do contend that he is straight and that his professed love of other trans women is all talk but it's interesting to see him for once not gush about penis.

It's also funny because one of the reasons he gave for not having more sex with his polycule buddles is because one of them has a vag. So, if it's true he's down to eat pussy, then I guess he doesn't see a neovag as a real one.

 

[Chocola]

The nerves are about to wake up! Now he only needs to rub it raw to feel anything!!

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

this guy posts so much gross shit its unbelievable really
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oh yeah invert your dick so you can spend hours masturbating it with two other men in the bed oh fucksake

LMAO Troons can't get enough of the 'full body orgasm' fairy tale.

Only in looney troon land you can horribly multilate your dick & balls & make your body have impossible orgasms.

And OF COURSE there is yet another dumb man who wants to butcher his genitals because of said fairy tale. Congrats Kevin, you sick amhole. Your lies turned other man a future srs regretter. I bet he is doing this nasty shit on purpose to make other troons lives just as miserable as his own. Can't say I feel sorry for these sick fucks tho.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I bet he is doing this nasty shit on purpose to make other troons lives just as miserable as his own.

Call it what it is - grooming.

 

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this guy posts so much gross shit its unbelievable really
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oh yeah invert your dick so you can spend hours masturbating it with two other men in the bed oh fucksake

There is no context where this blunt, mechanical description of a biological function isn't appalling. Allow me to demonstrate.

"Sometimes you just can't really get to sleep until you devour enough food that it clogs up to your throat and you belch hard enough to rattle the floor."

"Sometimes you just can't really get to sleep until you shoot a loogie like a strand of spaghetti and your entire sinuses clear up."

"Sometimes you just can't really get to sleep until you explode your bowels all the way up to the small intestines until you can't push out anything but air."

The fact people not only are receptive to this but are actively encouraging it is its own realm of awful.

 

[afternoon_tea]

I spent a few years doing volunteer work on agricultural projects/living in communes and I have no doubt that even with the shitty accomodations they'll get some volunteers and it's going to lead to delicious drama. A huge percentage of the people who sign up for that sort of thing have a very idealistic view of what life on a ranch will be. Most will probably be lazy as fuck and claim abuse because they're expected to do work, and anyone who is a hard worker will grow resentful that they're busting their ass for nothing in return.

I also bet there will be multiple accusations of sex pestering and lots of interpersonal drama.

WWOOFing is a magnet for some good drama and lolcow behavior. Since we're dealing with a bunch of very online troons I hope we get a good peak into what happens.

 

[Not Vordrak]

You summed up a lot of what's wrong with the American liberal mindset. Can't speak for Europe or UK, but the American liberal mentally ill mindset is that everyone--ESPECIALLY lazy fucks, entitled, duplicitous assholes, whores, Blackamoors, illegals, felons, pedophiles, and everything in between is entitled to a HIGH. STANDARD. OF. LIVING. Full stop.
Like no. Welfare and assistance doesn't--and should never work like that. You get basics. You get the bare minimum to keep you alive. You are not entitled to live the lifestyle of the average upper level corporate executive on a six figure income. You aren't entitled to the lifestyle of an Instahoe influencer puked out of the bowels of Pinterest. But that truly is the mindset you see.

Don't take my word for it. Try this: Visit your local news facebook page. Find any article covering school lunches, HUD housing, welfare, or health insurance. I guarantee you'll see N number of stories from the peanut gallery about how meeeny meeeeen the government, school, etc. is because they weeewyyy weewyyy need (insert entitlement here).
Suggest that perhaps they should've saved money/not gotten pregnant/gotten an education/not bought a smartphone or got tattoozzz and just...watch. You will get dogpiled by eleventy utter strangers telling you to shut your trap and what a Trump supporting Hitler asshole you are because maybe Shartqueefa doesn't need to live in a taxpayer funded 600 thousand dollar Italianate villa, but needed to stay in school and use birff control--or masturbate--IDC which--until she was in a financially stable position to take responsibility herself.

Work in a public middle or high school. You won't be there a week before you're approached multiple times by a kid begging for money "to get something to eat" all while having several tattoos, a vape, and a damn smartphone. While you, dear teacher, spend your own 32,000 per year on supplies for your classroom and use a damn Jitterbug or Tracphone--if you're lucky.

This is why people like Kevin and the other troons have this attitude. They were taught to. They were encouraged to, and they are richly rewarded. They have no incentive to bootstrap theirselves because why would they? Some dumb random bitch with purple hair and problem glasses will have you canceled and homeless at breakneck speed.

Shut up.

 

[Constellationzero]

Bollocks.

Fresh fruit from Mr Patel's is just as healthy as fresh fruit from Whole Foods. It's ridiculous how people will go to any length to deny that personal responsibility exists.

Also worth pointing out that many people don't have a full understanding of the businesses occupying farmers market stalls. Organizers have different rules at different venues. They have everything from homemade crafts to MLM Ponzi schemes.
Many "farmers" renting are just wholesalers or re-buyers. Yeah, that's right: That "heirloom" tomato you bought ACKSHUALLY came from Messico via the back of an 18 wheeler. There are plenty of produce wholesalers and some people learned you can turn a profit by buying bulk from these wholesalers and selling boutique prices with horseshit names.

But don't take my word for it: https://www.mashed.com/131840/your-favorite-farmers-market-might-be-a-scam/

@Not Vordrak No U, faggot.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Either Kevin can't coom at all or he thinks the itch caused by the few remaining nerves when touching amhole = orgasm. And because he is a big cumbrain and a liar he is pretending that he had a super duper awesome mind blowing full body coom.

 

[BlerdBjern]

The nerves are about to wake up! Now he only needs to rub it raw to feel anything!!

Below is a video commentary detailing what happens when nerves "Wake up"

We can only hope that when his nerves wake up he is far away from anyone but the other Tranchers.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Either Kevin can't coom at all or he thinks the itch caused by the few remaining nerves when touching amhole = orgasm. And because he is a big cumbrain and a liar he is pretending that he had a super duper awesome mind blowing full body coom.

Even true and honest women don't have "full body orgasms", I don't know where he gets that from. It's quite a lot of organs that spasm, including the uterus so it's certainly a wider area than just the vagina or clitoris, but it's pretty much just the middle third of our bodies. It sounds like something he's heard of in porn and thinks is real.