Horrorcow Kevin Havens / Alexa Tilbrook - Tale of the Dollfucker

I never really followed this dude. All I remember thinking about him was that he struck me as someone with a very punchable face. He's really only capable of one expression.
 
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Jozef said:
As far as I know, he only had one girlfriend. She was physically disabled and she only stayed with him as long as she did because she thought Kevin was the best she could do.
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Such a sad story. I remember when I first found out about Kev and this really pissed me off. IIRC, did he also hit her and neglect her while cashing a state check for being her caretaker?
 
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As far as I know, he only had one girlfriend. She was physically disabled and she only stayed with him as long as she did because she thought Kevin was the best she could do.
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apparently he has a new one that was told about us and how "mean" we are and to avoid us
like I'm shocked he actually has living human beings in his life despite being completely bonkers and treating his sex dolls better than anyone
 
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Twilight Sparkle said:
apparently he has a new one that was told about us and how "mean" we are and to avoid us
like I'm shocked he actually has living human beings in his life despite being completely bonkers and treating his sex dolls better than anyone
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Wait, he has a second, living girlfriend?

Or is he reading far too much into a friendly relationship?
 
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TonySnark said:
Such a sad story. I remember when I first found out about Kev and this really pissed me off. IIRC, did he also hit her and neglect her while cashing a state check for being her caretaker?
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It's been a while but I think in the smokerchip document there were the details of him actually hitting her. He also refused to take care of her "off the clock," since he was her caretaker. Never mind the fact about being soooo in love and getting N-Gaged (haha geddit).
 
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Kevin Havens used to write these long winding stories full of mind-bogglingy spergy minutiae, essentially fan-fiction about himself, that he called "fictionalities". Are these completely lost or is there a copy of them somewhere? I think he made seven or eight of them.
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The Journey to Love seems to be permanently archived here:
http://web.archive.org/web/20060504070709/s88890090.onlinehome.us/The_TJTL_Project/index.html

Never read it outside of quotes in the something awful threads. Listening to the audio book version now linked at http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2869279
 
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His Facebook and the ones he made for the dolls are pretty entertaining.

Example:
 

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He is picking up another doll, 1 AM NATASHA, from a local TDF member June 6th. Do they put something in the water in Muncie, Indiana?

I also wonder if the type of bacteria one would encounter hoarding second hand sex dolls has anything to do with Kevin's appearance as of late.

He certainly seems to have more disposable income living at mannequin man's house.

Here is the original for sale ad. WARNING: this is one of the child like sex dolls for truly sick fucks and photos are included.
Item for sale:1 AM NATASHA
head): FACE 3
Asking price:$250
Shipping limitations:LOWER 48
General location:INDIANA
Age of item: PURCHASED FEB. 10TH 2015
Bought new or previously owned *¹: NEW
Damage to item: NONE
Repairs made:NONE
Modifications: NONE


SHE'S BEEN A GREAT FIRST DOLL FOR ME AND I WANT TO GIVE HER THE CHANCE TO GET SOMEONE ELSE HOOKED. I PAID 350 3 MONTHS AGO. I WANT 250 AND I'LL SHIP TO LOWER 48. MIGHT CONSIDER INTERNATIONAL IF YOU PAY SHIPPING. I'M INCLUDING CLOTHES, UNDERWEAR, VIBRATING EGG(NEVER USED), VAGINA AND ANAL INSERT COMBINED (USED ONCE NO FLUID LEFT PLUS CLEANED.). THIS IS MY LOWEST PRICE. I WANT TO HELP A NEWBIE OR A COLLECTOR BUT NEED THE MONEY FOR MY NEXT DOLL. I PURCHASED AN EXPENSIVE DOLL THAT ARRIVES TUESDAY. SHE'S A BOYTOY MELODY AND NEVR BEEN OUT OF THE BOX. THE GUY I GOT HER FROM HAS A BAD BACK AND CAN'T HANDLE HER.

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Oh god, that's terrifying. I think the worst part is that its face looks almost like a child's doll or something. Like if I saw a doll with that head at Walmart or something I might think it was kind of cute. But no, it's for someone to have sex with. :cryblood:
 
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How fucking heavy is that thing? I know that some sex dolls are deceptively heavy but that thing is the size of a just my size Barbie I had at, like, 5.

Looks like you can use interchangeable tits :cryblood:
 
dolls similar to the one pictured are listed as 32kg (70lbs ) while the other mentioned is listed as aprox 65lbs (29.9kg). Weight as well as expense of materials are common reasons cited by dollfuckers for buying replica children.

There are also those who claim their dolls were bought for artsy photography or home decor, and they are all full of it. This is sick. Beach house was right.
 
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The ad for the 1am natasha was updated may 30th with

She's still available. sale fell through.
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June 11th we get an almost classical ghostboy sperg from kevin. The big ticket impulse spending, overuse of parentheses and tedious minutiae are present.

Some time last week, I had gotten an unexpected belated birthday gift in the mail. It was a card with a Visa gift card attached. In the amount of $250. So, I wanted to use it, my needs were taken care of (and some weren't, but prefer not to discuss), so I went on the bus ti Frankie D's Flea Market near Muncie Mall, just to look around. Was first wanting to get vintage computer and/or video games... But passing by Vendor Booth #11, what caught my eye? Two vintage mannequins! For $100 each! Hey, they weren't in the best shape, but a Decter and possibly a Greneker for sale locally? Couldn't pass that up!

They had no wigs, but they were dressed, and their clothing was included. (It came off, and clothes of my own choosing were put on after I got back to my place. I live by myself now.) So, I purchased the one on the right (in the picture that will follow shortly) first. I then got the storekeeper to hold it until I returned to get a few things. I first went to Party City up the road on McGalliard and bought a red wig. Then went to Five Below and got a shirt, bicycle shorts, and shoes. (I then went to Qdoba for lunch... But that's a different show!) I then went back to Frankie D's and called for a taxi home.

They were late.

So, sitting at the counter where a bench was, about an hour into my waiting, the shopkeeper said "Hey, while you're waiting, why not buy the other mannequin?" I said, "Shit, you know what, now that you've talked me into it..." I then walked back to the booth, and picked up that mannequin, took her right to the register, paid for her, and when I was taking her apart, I was surprised at what I saw on the butt of her. A label that said "Decter Mannikin Co., Los Angeles, CA," and said she was an L822. I whipped out my phone and saw that in her condition, she would have sold for at least $300, if not more, on eBay. What a lucky find!

When I returned home, I tested out clothing and wig combos until I found the one I liked. And I'm glad I got the Decter mannequin. I think I like her more!

I really don't have names for them yet. They're wanting me to get to know them first before they'll tell me their names. And no, they aren't modified for sex yet. I'd want to restore them to like-new condition before I even think about mannequin sex enablement surgery.

And without further ado, here they are...
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Those aren't even fuck dolls wow Kevin is just looking for love now it looks like
 
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