KF Guide to Woke Games

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

The thread is still incredibly useful for seeing the general state of a game. I wouldn't worry too much about the rating, a lot of them in the thread are being as uncharitable as possible to make thing simpler to rank (which I personally think is a good way to go about it). If something is mild, don't worry about it being woke, the real shitty ones will always get medium or higher.

it has the same rating as undertale, a game where in order to get the good ending you need to let an angry dyke fish kick the shit out of you and then convince her to have a lesbian relationship with a crusty animefag fujo lizard who also turns out to be the fucking dr mengele of the monster world and needs to eat shit and die
pardon my sperging i just think this rating system is kinda broken

 

[Scream Aim Fire]

it has the same rating as undertale, a game where in order to get the good ending you need to let an angry dyke fish kick the shit out of you and then convince her to have a lesbian relationship with a crusty animefag fujo lizard who also turns out to be the fucking dr mengele of the monster world and needs to eat shit and die
pardon my sperging i just think this rating system is kinda broken

Don't forget that you need to be borderline mindlessly pacifistic with a bunch of monsters that're attempting to collect humans souls to commit genocide on humanity, or the fact that the monsters have previously killed 6 kids and are trying to kill another.

 

[AnOminous]

Don't forget that you need to be borderline mindlessly pacifistic with a bunch of monsters that're attempting to collect humans souls to commit genocide on humanity, or the fact that the monsters have previously killed 6 kids and are trying to kill another.

Or you can go full geno.

 

[Scream Aim Fire]

Or you can go full geno.

Well, yes, but the game treats that if it's a horrifically evil thing that proves that you, the player, are a sociopath. Not to mention that the full Genocide route activates and event flag that screws up the rest of the game's endings.

Meanwhile, the game just kinda ignores the fact that monsters were trying to do the same thing to humanity, even justifying monsterkind's attacks in some cases.

 

[AnOminous]

Well, yes, but the game treats that if it's a horrifically evil thing that proves that you, the player, are a sociopath. Not to mention that the full Genocide route activates and event flag that screws up the rest of the game's endings.

That's why you save the best for last. Real woke games, you couldn't even do that. Killing the troon NPC or whatever causes an immediate loss condition, or you literally just can't do it.

 

[Gatdam Animal Person]

Don't forget that you need to be borderline mindlessly pacifistic with a bunch of monsters that're attempting to collect humans souls to commit genocide on humanity, or the fact that the monsters have previously killed 6 kids and are trying to kill another.

Little off-topic thing I want to express, Undertale would probably benefit from an altruistic ending, where you fight monsters, but spare/mercy them before they croak. That way, your character is not a sociopath murderer, but rather acts in self-defense. It could make it so there are less encounters, but they are more deadly, since you are willing to fight back, even with a mere 20 HP.

 

[Safir]

Don't forget that you need to be borderline mindlessly pacifistic with a bunch of monsters that're attempting to collect humans souls to commit genocide on humanity, or the fact that the monsters have previously killed 6 kids and are trying to kill another.

You don't actually know at first they're attempting to collect human souls, and I don't remember, maybe most of they don't collect, or don't know what they're doing, they're too retarded to know anything. But somehow they know they met an unarmed human child who accidentally fell into their world, and they want to kill it, and the child must be suicidally pacifistic to protect adult (I assume, because they have sexualities) monsters.

But at least you're sort of immortal, because you're behind the screen.
But then it turns out the child is a separate character and actually dies for real each time.

Little off-topic thing I want to express, Undertale would probably benefit from an altruistic ending, where you fight monsters, but spare/mercy them before they croak. That way, your character is not a sociopath murderer, but rather acts in self-defense. It could make it so there are less encounters, but they are more deadly, since you are willing to fight back, even with a mere 20 HP.

Sort of this, but not really. Encounters are already deadly. They can be made harder to win, but at present, if you lose, they're as deadly as it gets even to a pacifist, with the exception of a couple peaceful monsters (goatmom, big skeleton). A game where a correct solution is for you to be a pacifist at the expense of a child, sending him to get killed by abused animals and gay bodybuilders, is unsalvageable.

 

[capitalBBustard]

Real woke games, you couldn't even do that. Killing the troon NPC or whatever causes an immediate loss condition, or you literally just can't do it.

This is the dumbest cope people shit out to strawman the most woke of wokeshit as le not really woke.

Woke doesn't care whether an NPC is killable or not, that is entirely dependent on whether the game is designed to allow NPCs to be killable or not if they're otherwise essential for questlines. Only the most desperate fucking losers cope that basic design is ackshually the developer's latent chud DNA manifesting and keeping the game from being le too woke.

What woke cares about is not allowing any kind of non-shitlib approved rationalization when interacting with wokeshit. You can kill a faggot or troon or nigger all you like, what you can't do is be an -ist to their face (especially using gamer words) or *gasp* be able to make a coherent argument why you dislike them. That's what real woke games do.

Arthur in RDR 2 can feed a suffragette to an alligator! Oh wait that's just abusing generic game mechanics. What about the specific mechanic where you interact with her? Arthur won't disagree with her for shit even when you try to antagonize her. Wow, so not woke!

Does any of your "not real" wokeshit pass that test lilbro? Didn't think so. You cannot play a good person in a woke game while invalidating members of the protected classes. But can you can be an evil psychopath, as only evil psychopath murderhobos would go against heckin valid troons for example.

 

[AnOminous]

Does any of your "not real" wokeshit pass that test lilbro?

Who the fuck put you in charge? Fuck you and fuck your test.

 

[capitalBBustard]

Who the fuck put you in charge? Fuck you and fuck your test.

Not seeing any defense for your retarded strawman there lilbro. I accept your concession. Seethe in peace.

 

[Elderly Homosexual Negro]

I had no idea which thread to post this question in, this thread seems the best bet.. out of curiosity, which modern gaming consoles censor games the most? i've heard Sony/PS.. is that the case?

 

[Soycast Guy]

Don't forget that you need to be borderline mindlessly pacifistic with a bunch of monsters that're attempting to collect humans souls to commit genocide on humanity, or the fact that the monsters have previously killed 6 kids and are trying to kill another.

I can’t get over how shitty that games writing is.

 

[Fig Kommandant]

which modern gaming consoles censor games the most? i've heard Sony/PS.. is that the case?

Probably Sony yeah, for "sexual" stuff even Nintendo has anime chicks in bikinis while Sony covers them up more. Besides that, I think MS and Sony are probably on a similar level when it comes to censoring topics like Israel-Palestine, war/gore, femicide and that sort of stuff. Nintendo has fewer games of that type so they're a bit in a league of their own.

 

[Elderly Homosexual Negro]

Probably Sony yeah, for "sexual" stuff even Nintendo has anime chicks in bikinis while Sony covers them up more. Besides that, I think MS and Sony are probably on a similar level when it comes to censoring topics like Israel-Palestine, war/gore, femicide and that sort of stuff. Nintendo has fewer games of that type so they're a bit in a league of their own.

Yeah, i played pc/switch for years.. my pc has been fucked since 2021 and there are some games i wanna play. Was considering buying a PS5 on the cheap, but i am gonna wait for the Switch 2 i think. I don't want to give Sony my money when they censor so many things. I imagine most of the games i wanna play will get Switch 2 releases/ports anyways.

 

[A Bone To Pick With You]

Who the fuck put you in charge? Fuck you and fuck your test.

As much as @capitalBBustard is being a smug retard about it, he got a point.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

I had no idea which thread to post this question in, this thread seems the best bet.. out of curiosity, which modern gaming consoles censor games the most? i've heard Sony/PS.. is that the case?

Probably Sony yeah, for "sexual" stuff even Nintendo has anime chicks in bikinis while Sony covers them up more. Besides that, I think MS and Sony are probably on a similar level when it comes to censoring topics like Israel-Palestine, war/gore, femicide and that sort of stuff. Nintendo has fewer games of that type so they're a bit in a league of their own.

Nah Nintendo is just as happy to censor, sometimes including games Sony didn't. Maybe it was correct a couple of years ago but now it's just cope by Nintendo fanboys.

 

[Newcomer 42]

While Changed is certainly disgusting and not meant for children or sane people, I'm not sure if it truly belongs to a woke list. Games like Isaac shouldn't be here as well if they're free, as nowadays even Mario games have tranny fanatics adopting obscure characters as their own. For that reasoning Jagged Alliance series could be considered woke because they have the odd woman mercenary soldier.

 

[Scream Aim Fire]

While Changed is certainly disgusting and not meant for children or sane people, I'm not sure if it truly belongs to a woke list.

Can't entirely disagree, to be honest. Main reason why I posted it is because of the fact that, given how the woke tend to try and groom kids, it seemed like a fitting enough game. As stated, the Venn Diagram between furries and woketards is basically just a circle, so Changed sorta felt like it would fit it here given the rampant pedophilia... but I get that it doesn't quite feel like it belongs compared to, say, Dustborn. If the author does end up adding in some troonery or right-wing/white people bad shit - quite possible, given the game's still updating - then it could work a bit better...

It's the same issue with Tribal Hunter; that's a fatfur game, but there's not much in the way of actual wokeshit; aside from the author making some "groomer-esqe" comments on Twitter, there's no pedoshit or "white people bad" crap - the latter of which is surprising since the game takes place on a tropical island with natives. There's a chance I'll scrap the review, to be honest...

I will say that the other furry game that I was thinking about reviewing - Flexible Survival - is a LOT more woke, though. I can't confirm if there's been any troonery or pedo updates to the game yet - getting info on the game's updates takes a bit longer than you'd think - but there's a ton of Reddit Atheism and "gays good, straights/normal people bad" shit going on, not to mention some SocJus crap in some of the endings you can get.

EDIT: Why do I keep finding spelling mistakes?

 

[AnOminous]

As much as @capitalBBustard is being a smug retard about it, he got a point.

My point was solely "a game that favors Gandhi style," even if that is mildly woke (it isn't really there are people who specialize in Gandhi Doom speedruns), has absolutely jack shit on games like Dustborn where you get dialogue options that basically amount to "Press X to humor tranny who is a complete piece of shit" or "Press Y to dis tranny and lose instantly."

 

[Cnidarian]

Tropico 3 (Haemimont Games)
Mild
Legalizing gay marriage is an edict that the player can issue. It's neither meta nor forced, however, and the radio announcer makes fun of you for doing it. I don't think that its sympathetic depiction of communists is 'woke', because the capitalists also want you to provide for a critical need of the people, namely the money needed to please or take care of anyone at all.