KF Guide to Woke Games

I have only played one Parasite Eve, Third Birthday, so, I didn't knew it was inspired by older Parasite Eve games.
The first one is an interesting mix of PS1 era survival horror and JRPG. Combat system was also used in Vagrant Story, which is more of a dungeon crawler with 3D sokoban elements. If you like that weird experimental era of Squaresoft, both games are worth checking out. Never played the second Parasite Eve. Assume it just improves what the first one was trying to do.
 
Because it's the cheapest, lowest-effort sop to the "modern audience" that devs can make. There's zero ideological commitment behind including it, just some hazy notion that changing the text on character creation will increase profits.
Because if that's all there is, it's something that takes up a few seconds of the game and never comes back again.
Not to mention that some games still consider body types to be picking your gender, like the Oblivion Remaster and Elden Ring.
 
Nintendo got known for being the less censorship-happy console maker with the Switch because they started reining in Treehouse a little bit after some the absolute trash they pulled with some 3DS and Wii U games, and Sony starting going full retard with censoring Japanese games after they moved control fully to California. But, it was last year or the year before, there's started to be scattered reports of Nintendo arbitrarily rejecting or censoring random third-party games, seemingly done either mostly or entirely by the American and European branches, and affecting a bunch of low-budget Japanese fanservice-y games, but also some low-profile Western games too. It's been harder to pin what exactly is going on since Nintendo is being even less open about it than Sony was, game devs either aren't getting straight answers from Nintendo or are acting evasive themselves, and Nintendo defenders will try their best to derail any conversation about it.
I remember when Nintendo had games like Senran Kagura Burst, with adverts like these:


 
Man. Senran Kagura used to be so good.
I only played two of their games. the 3DS one (Burst) and Shinovi Versus. The 3DS game sold me on the characters, not just the good guys, but the "bad guys" as well, even though parts of their story was a copy/paste of the hero story (e.g. the card game on the boat scene), but it gave you a reason to care about them because they had a fucked up past and no one else would take them in, especially the "good" side, where they are so anally strict that they ban you for the most mundane shit. Was disappointed on the anime though, specifically the ending. It isn't exactly canon to how the true ending is for the game. Also I think it was censored, but then again I got the Funimation DVD/Blu-Ray combo, so that might be why.

The second game I wasn't entirely sold on, both story and gameplay. I know in one of their mobile games they have like a bajillion characters, so it's probably hard to keep up with the series up to that point.
 
I only played two of their games. the 3DS one (Burst) and Shinovi Versus. The 3DS game sold me on the characters, not just the good guys, but the "bad guys" as well, even though parts of their story was a copy/paste of the hero story (e.g. the card game on the boat scene), but it gave you a reason to care about them because they had a fucked up past and no one else would take them in, especially the "good" side, where they are so anally strict that they ban you for the most mundane shit. Was disappointed on the anime though, specifically the ending. It isn't exactly canon to how the true ending is for the game. Also I think it was censored, but then again I got the Funimation DVD/Blu-Ray combo, so that might be why.

The second game I wasn't entirely sold on, both story and gameplay. I know in one of their mobile games they have like a bajillion characters, so it's probably hard to keep up with the series up to that point.
I bought Burst and SK2 Deep Crimson (direct sequel to Burst). I really enjoyed Burst, played it multiple times and finished all of the stories, unlocked Daidoji and all that jazz. I never got around to playing Deep Crimson because I stupidly forgot the 3DS is region locked, and I bought the special edition of DC from American Amazon.
I've been meaning to get most of the SK games that are available on Steam, as I do not own a ps4 or ps vita. I have heard they toned down the fan service which, personally, isn't a huge deal and we could argue until the sun implodes about whether or not fanservice of "underage" characters is acceptable but my biggest issue is whether or not the writing and presentation of the game has changed between Burst and now.

Allegedly the Neptunia crossover game is woke/censored, and I'm kinda iffy on Neptunia as a whole because so many trannies are into it.

I do highly recommend Burst if you have a 3DS or can emulate it, I don't know if Renewal is worth getting. Burst is kinda janky and some characters are more cheesy to play as than others but it's been a hot minute since I last played it.
 
GAME: Nioh 3
Rating: Mild

Reason: Character creator uses body-types instead of sex, this change is present in both the English and Japanese release. As far as I can see the game has no other issues. Edit: I should mention, body-types were was also present in the demo that came out last year. Meaning this change was made early in development rather than it being shoehorned in last minute.

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They put Fuku in stockings and body type are the only things so far. It's rather 1/8th assed.
 
This had an interesting premise but the art style alone tells me shit's gonna be super woke.
Seems to be a trend with these games. I was looking for a new "cozy" game as they've come to be known apparently and came across Chef RPG.(Which by the way is a fucking terrible title) Seemed interesting enough, Stardew Valley but you run a restaurant, but some of the portraits are truly pig fucking disgusting.
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It's also filled to the brim with shitskins. On top of the usual body types and pronoun selection.
 
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Seems to be a trend with these games. I was looking for a new "cozy" game as they've come to be known apparently and came across Chef RPG.(Which by the way is a fucking terrible title) Seemed interesting enough, Stardew Valley but you run a restaurant, but some of the portraits are truly pig fucking disgusting.
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It's also filled to the brim with shitskins. On top of the usual body types and pronoun selection.
Oh absolutely. The farm sim genre is extremely pozzed and full of shit like this. It really sucks, but since it's a big hit with women you see their influence in that way.
 
This had an interesting premise but the art style alone tells me shit's gonna be super woke.
You can immediately tell the designs were made by a woman who almost never draws female characters. Too busy flicking her bean to faggot porn where all men have wardrobes for torsos.
 
Seems to be a trend with these games. I was looking for a new "cozy" game as they've come to be known apparently and came across Chef RPG.(Which by the way is a fucking terrible title) Seemed interesting enough, Stardew Valley but you run a restaurant, but some of the portraits are truly pig fucking disgusting.
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It's also filled to the brim with shitskins. On top of the usual body types and pronoun selection.
yea sadly the farm/life sim genre is filled to the brim with this shit, it's rare to find one not filled with some leftie cancer.
 
Seems to be a trend with these games. I was looking for a new "cozy" game as they've come to be known apparently and came across Chef RPG.(Which by the way is a fucking terrible title) Seemed interesting enough, Stardew Valley but you run a restaurant, but some of the portraits are truly pig fucking disgusting.
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It's also filled to the brim with shitskins. On top of the usual body types and pronoun selection.
I am so tired of cozy games being woke. So, so tired. I haven't played much of Sims 4 and then when I ALMOST ALMOST ALMOST decided to give EA my money for expansions, I learned they had put in zippertits and shit like that. I wouldn't even pirate it now.

I just wanna make a cute little avatar resembling an idealised me, kissing on cute fictional people without she/her troon NPCs breathing down my neck. Stop pozloading my neghole, trannies!
yea sadly the farm/life sim genre is filled to the brim with this shit, it's rare to find one not filled with some leftie cancer.
even the more mild ones are still filled with this, it's so exhausting. I'm not deathly allergic to troonslop, if the majority of the content is solid and I'm not forced to interact with a tranny self-insert to progress the main story (for example, I really like Cyberpunk 2077 and I like Claire, the trans identified man who's a bartender in The Afterlife, who has a set of sidequests where you can optionally drive in her trans flag-sporting car for some street races. Learning he's trans is 100% optional, you won't know it unless you REALLY listen and identify that the voice actor is also a TIM, you don't interact much with Claire except for ordering a drink once or twice during the main story) but these days I just have a very visceral reaction to art that is clearly woke-coded. You know exactly what art style I'm talking about.
I've supported a couple of mildly to medium woke visual novels on the basis that the woke slop isn't something that I directly have to accept, like a main character avatar that can be designed as a stronk nubian KWEEN but can also be the milquetoast white woman that I am IRL, or pronouns being a one-time option to pick that only changes the written words on the screen to "better immerse" the reader. There's no neo-pronoun-having NPC, no xe/xim's and no visibly trans characters. I know, I shouldn't be encouraging indie devs that are woke leftie mongoloids, but finding good otome games without a heaping helpful of woke ideology inside is near impossible.
 
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I am so tired of cozy games being woke. So, so tired. I haven't played much of Sims 4 and then when I ALMOST ALMOST ALMOST decided to give EA my money for expansions, I learned they had put in zippertits and shit like that. I wouldn't even pirate it now.
On the bright side, The Sims 4 is very easy to add interactions/mods. Installing the Ultraviolence mod and just go in a killing spree, killing every zippertits and animal people you see. Fun to be had, forever!
 
Rome 2 Toral War nominated for based because of the callouts the barbarians do

(Sonic like that’s no good voice)
“HONOR THE GODS AND YOUR ANCESTORS!”
“DO YOUR DUTY TO THE TRIBE!”

Genuinely wholesome.
 
I love how the dudes look like this:
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But the women look like this:
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You can just tell the artist is some fat fucking fujo lmao
Lord have mercy.

I wish the trad cons would get over games bad and support some nerds to reclaim cozy games, or at least make them bearable again. I’m not even saying it needs to be con politics, just be NORMAL.

I’m sick of rainbow commie communes full of beasts that’d make Lovecraft shudder.
 
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