KF Guide to Woke Games

[Cpt. Stud Beefpile]

So I went and pirated Pacific Drive for a test-run on my newish computer and HOLY FUCK...

Open the Detailing Station for the first time, there's freak flags I didn't even know existed.

Do not buy. Steal for the unique gameplay, but do not fund Ironwood Studios.

 

[Throng of Titans]

Curious what thread people would rate Dwarf Fortress as. Mild? Kitfox is hardline SJW to me and it messes with my head.

DF itself is mild, at least for now. Can definitely be upgraded to medium if later desired features are added.

Your dwarves (and any other other intelligent creature) can be gay, it's almost impossible to notice if you're not super autistically checking out your dwarves. Only really objectionable thing is the bisexual rate is really high.

The devs want trans and intersex dwarves in the future, but it seems like a standard spitballed feature that will probably get silently inserted in some minor update in a few years.

Edit: If you don't want to support Kitfox at all, you can just get the game free from Bay12's website. If the ASCII is throwing you for a loop, download a tileset. It's at least intended to be on feature parity with the paid version (and in fact, the newest version is missing stuff still from the last full version, 47.05).

 

[Brain Power]

The new Assassin's Creed HAS to be insta heavy just for the nigger samurai.

 

[Total Annihilation]

Microsoft Flight Simulator 2020

Wokeness: Mild
Flight Simulator game by Asobo Studios/Microsoft. They once advertised some pride month stuff last year (link), where you could download some community pride liveries for aircraft in the game. Beyond that they never had done anything, apart from you being able to choose a digital avatar (male or female pilot). I should point out that add-ons are something that only a fraction of the community does (can only do it on PC, unless it's an official add-on or sold in the digital store).
With the next game coming this fall, it's hard to imagine that they will derail from the current state of trying to push (forced imo, given it's a simulator) wokeness into a flight simulator.

 

[Activelo]

You should turn this into a pdf to make it easier to access.

Done. Added some of the suggested games to the list as well.

The new Assassin's Creed HAS to be insta heavy just for the nigger samurai.

I agree, but I'm gonna wait for the dust to settle on this one before I add it since more problems are apparently popping up.

Undertale and deltarune should definitely be on the medium category
People forget that mad mew mew exists and that unlike the first game, kris is an established character that is separate from you and toby fox informed someone streaming the game about kris gender
toby fox is a blm supporter btw and he was pozzed from the beginning:

I said it before and I can't edit the OP since I'm still getting the "please enter a message with no more than 10 images" error despite having no problems previously, but outside sources is only considered when it's directly about the game itself. Toby putting out a BLM tweet isn't going to be put on the list since it's obviously not in the game.

The "Kris is non-binary and not gender ambiguous" shit is mostly the fandom being rabid about it rather than it actually being confirmed in the game itself. I don't really think anybody in the stream really cared that much either when the guy slipped and called Kris a he. I recall that page 159 of the Legends of Localization book said that while Monster Kid was designed to have no specified or clear gender in the English script, he was referred to as male in the Japanese localization after the translators consulted with Toby about it, and outright says on page 162 that "as with several other characters in Undertale, Onionsan's gender is meant to be unclear."

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Years back, when the whole "trap is a insult to trans people" debate was going on in weeb circles Digital Extremes automaticly banned everyone who wrote in chat that "Nezha is a trap", you couldn't even link the chracter and another item, that had the word trap in it, together in one message without getting banned.

If memory serves me right, the whole shebang resulted from a region chat mod overstepping and stalking the offending user(s) to their clan chats i.e. a space where they had no authority unless they were part of the clan's higher-ups.

DE overreacting and near-nuking Nezha mentions from region chat was overblown though.

 

[Caligura]

Game accidentally slid into nazi territory because the soy developer complained on twitter about all the third-world knockoffs.

Do you know the original Tweet for that or something? Sounds like a funny rabbit hole.

 

[Coolio55]

Curious what thread people would rate Dwarf Fortress as. Mild? Kitfox is hardline SJW to me and it messes with my head.

IIRC most of the stuff is just in their phoney version if the gane and not the real one.

Do you know the original Tweet for that or something? Sounds like a funny rabbit hole.

Phoneposting and logged out of twitter rn so threads don't work but all the articles linking to the tweet come up if you search "unpacking game clones tweet"

 

[A Bone To Pick With You]

Game: Arknights
Developer: Hypergryph
Score: None

Out of over 300 characters, there are only two lesbians and ZERO gay men or queers. Everyone has their gender neatly stated as male or female in their in-game files ( except one who is a literal joke)

There is some critique of hyper-capitalism and the commercialization of sports in two or three side stories; however, this hardly warrants bumping up the score unless you are a die-hard an-cap.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Age of Empires 3 Definitive Edition - Mild
There are disclaimers when you start the game and pick a Native American civ that they changed some heckin' problematic depictions from the original game. Most of them aren't bad, they changed the names of the Sioux and Iroquois to Lakota and Haudenosaunee respectively. Namely there is no Fire Pit building but they changed it to a Commuity Plaza which is basically the same thing. Lakota and Haudenosaunee can't directly mine gold anymore but have to build a Tribal Marketplace on top of a gold mine because of some "muh earth spirits noble savage" bullshit. They changed all the voice actors for those two nations to members of those nations, most of them are fine (most units are military units after all and you can't fuck that up) but the female villager VAs for both nations are TERRIBLE and it has to be an accomplishment for an RTS game to have shitty unit voice acting. They also changed the Act II campaign from The Warchiefs, changed the enemies from Injuns to bandits and they made Billy Holme (one of the main antagonists) a heckin' racisterino all of a sudden.

Now with how much I talked shit about the game you'd think it should be put in Medium but that's really all there is, the game has way, way more content than that and none of it is egregious. There are a few name changes but it's not due to woke shit (Ikko monks are changed to Sohei for example) and you can tell that the devs did a lot of the changes and additions out of genuine respect and not just performative virtue signalling, because they also added a bunch of purely cosmetic stuff to Euro civs like period and nation accurate uniforms and names for troops that have unique upgrades, or made it so that Ashigaru use spears in melee rather than using their muskets as a weapon. And those are just two examples.

 

[WULULULULU]

Score: None

>Score: None
>two lesbians
That's not how zero woke works.

 

[Lavender Moth]

Everyone has their gender neatly stated as male or female in their in-game files.

Not entirely true.

There is one character with no stated gender and who is referred to with they/them pronouns in the official English translation. She's a Liberi (for those not familiar with the game -- a human with bird-like traits) named Conviction. Though clearly having the body of a teen girl, she has the plumage of a male peacock and her gender is simply listed as "Conviction" in her in-game files. This is consistent across languages. HOWEVER, she was introduced to the game post-beta as an April Fool's joke, so the whole "my gender is Conviction" is clearly meant to be played for laughs, thus make of that what you will.

 

[A Bone To Pick With You]

>Score: None
>two lesbians
That's not how zero woke works.

if 0.007% of characters being lesbians is woke to you I don't know how you manage to walk down the street without an aneurysm

Not entirely true.

There is one character with no stated gender and who is referred to with they/them pronouns in the official English translation. She's a Liberi (for those not familiar with the game -- a human with bird-like traits) named Conviction. Though clearly having the body of a teen girl, she has the plumage of a male peacock and her gender is simply listed as "Conviction" in her in-game files. This is consistent across languages. HOWEVER, she was introduced to the game post-beta as an April Fool's joke, so the whole "my gender is Conviction" is clearly meant to be played for laughs, thus make of that what you will.

gonna, update that

 

[mindlessobserver]

This thread is autistic even for Thunderdomers, especially since none of you tards can even define what "woke" means

Woke: A political ideology that replaces the classic Marxist structure of class struggle with Racial Struggle. Woke replaces concepts of individual justice and merit with group based identitarianism, where a persons social standing, be it moral, political or economic are determined from a series of immutable characteristics such as skin color, gender and country of origin.

 

[WULULULULU]

if 0.007% of characters being lesbians is woke to you I don't know how you manage to walk down the street without an aneurysm

Retard, why do you think Palworld has Mild? Answer: Body Types. A game with None says that not a single sign of LGBT and Marxism ideals are shown whatsoever, small details or not.

 

[The Ugly One]

Game: Panzer Corps 2
Developer: Slitherine Software
Score: Mild

It's a WW2 strategy game where you play as the Nazis. The game is a sequel to Panzer Corps 1, which itself is a hex-for-hex clone of 1995's Panzer General. I rated it as "Mild" because there are no swastikas, and Hitler is referred to as High Command. This is likely so they can legally sell it in Germany, where turn-based strategy games are popular. Characters in the cutscenes say "To victory!" and "For Germany!" instead of "Heil Hitler!" The storyline tends to hit beats consistent with the "clean Wehrmacht" myth. There's zero attention on Jews or the Holocaust.

I rated it "mild" because Germans are fucking gay, and catering to them is fucking gay. Ju-88s had swastikas on the tails, not a Luftwaffe cross. Treating Nazi heraldry as magical runes that will instantly kill any Jew in a 10-mile radius if they're displayed is fucking gay. You are playing the game as the Nazis, you already crossed the line into putting Nazi imagery on screen.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I rated it "mild" because Germans are fucking gay, and catering to them is fucking gay. Ju-88s had swastikas on the tails, not a Luftwaffe cross. Treating Nazi heraldry as magical runes that will instantly kill any Jew in a 10-mile radius if they're displayed is fucking gay. You are playing the game as the Nazis, you already crossed the line into putting Nazi imagery on screen.

They should've just made a special version for little faggy Germans like how games used to do. Remember when C&C Generals was a war between humanoid robots in the German version? lol

 

[WULULULULU]

I rated it "mild" because Germans are fucking gay, and catering to them is fucking gay. Ju-88s had swastikas on the tails, not a Luftwaffe cross. Treating Nazi heraldry as magical runes that will instantly kill any Jew in a 10-mile radius if they're displayed is fucking gay. You are playing the game as the Nazis, you already crossed the line into putting Nazi imagery on screen.

By that definition, War Thunder's score should be changed to Mild because there are no swastikas on any of the decals, not to mention the removal of the Z decal due to the Russia-Ukraine War.

Game: Arknights
Developer: Hypergryph
Score: None

Out of over 300 characters, there are only two lesbians and ZERO gay men or queers. Everyone has their gender neatly stated as male or female in their in-game files ( except one who is a literal joke)

There is some critique of hyper-capitalism and the commercialization of sports in two or three side stories; however, this hardly warrants bumping up the score unless you are a die-hard an-cap.

Time to reword this appropriately:

Game: Arknights
Developer: Hypergryph
Score: Mild

Out of over 300 characters, there are only two lesbians. Everyone has their gender neatly stated as male or female in their in-game files ( except one who is a literal joke), but has no straight romantic relationships.

There is some critique of hyper-capitalism and the commercialization of sports in two or three side stories; however, this hardly warrants bumping up the score unless you are a die-hard an-cap

 

[X Prime]

By that definition, War Thunder's score should be changed to Mild because there are no swastikas on any of the decals, not to mention the removal of the Z decal due to the Russia-Ukraine War.

I see no issues with that.

 

[A Bone To Pick With You]

Retard, why do you think Palworld has Mild? Answer: Body Types. A game with None says that not a single sign of LGBT and Marxism ideals are shown whatsoever, small details or not.

While replacing 'sex' with 'body types' is inherently promoting concepts like "gender inclusivity" or "cultural sensitivity," and thus justifies a higher score, he mere presence of not even a handful of lesbians should not. If the game was pushy about these two characters being lesbians, or if the number was overrepresentetive I would agree with a higher score.

Right now your are playing right into the hand of retarded wokescold to shout "Look they hate everything that is not a staright while male!!"