KF Guide to Woke Games

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Tepes Thot said:
Welp, Fields of Mistria was one I was actually going to check out.
I’ve been playing nothing but metroidvanias and DS1 lately, so I wanted something light to balance it out.

Should’ve known better.
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And now you know.
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Frosted Snowflakes said:
Fields of Mistria should be added to the list as well, due to the forced DEI characters, anti-white males, and pronouns. Gamers should be offended that you can't play as a male or female characters, instead you get woke pronouns bullshit.
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Hmm. I'd check those environment graphics against MOTHER 3 and the Fantasy Life demo in that one Professor Layton game. They look *extremely* similar, borderline plagiarism.
 
wtfNeedSignUp said:
Trannies and other extreme degenerates are broken creatures that constantly seek what they are missing, which is community and nature (them living alone in suburbs/city, constantly out for blood socially).

Farming Sims cater to that fantasy. It has an always accepting community and man taming nature.
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Better they play farming sims than try to run a ranch, because we've seen what happens when they do that (mass graves full of alpacas despite alpacas being one of the easier livestock to manage).
 
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wtfNeedSignUp said:
Trannies and other extreme degenerates are broken creatures that constantly seek what they are missing, which is community and nature (them living alone in suburbs/city, constantly out for blood socially).

Farming Sims cater to that fantasy. It has an always accepting community and man taming nature.
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I feel like that's only half true. There is something about the artstyle, the dating sim gameplay of talking to the characters to get them to like you and any game with romance is always cringe and attracts awful fanbases which, of course, includes trannies.

I don't see these faggots playing Dwarf Fortress.
 
AnOminous said:
Better they play farming sims than try to run a ranch, because we've seen what happens when they do that (mass graves full of alpacas despite alpacas being one of the easier livestock to manage).
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Tbf, most people would probably fuck up massively from inexperience. Though on the other hand they'd either ask for professional help before the mass graves, or the health department would be called.

It's similar in the last Life is Strange where there is some bizarre old Americana fetishism but the town somehow survives on what appears to be tourism and pot shops, rather than fall into hard decay and have people who will call city dwellers faggots.

Anyways thread tax, Cryptmaster is None, though it skirts the line with too many references on how the sea hag character fucks everything including sealife.
 
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Gibs said:
Minecraft: Mild
Reason: They added "woke" political messages in the splash text of the main menu. They also removed mentions of Notch as well.

Here is a list of some of the splashes.
  • Black lives matter!
  • Be anti-racist!
  • Learn about allyship!
  • Speak OUT against injustice and UP for equality!
  • Amplify and listen to BIPOC voices!
  • Educate your friends on anti-racism!
  • Support the BIPOC community and creators!
  • Stand up for equality in your community!
  • Your gender is valid!
  • Contains infinite genders!
A block game mainly played by children really needed this, right, Mojang?
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When were those messages added btw?
 
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Dustborn should be added to the list too. If you check out this video, the character selection has pronouns too.
 
Scream Aim Fire said:
The rather toxic community does not help matters; players love to make their characters into these rainbow abominations with pride flags everywhere and such, and the constant witch hunting of "nazis" in the community - basically anyone with an emblem that could "trigger" someone or fought a bit too well against a troon - makes avoidance even more difficult.
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I went looking and stumbled upon this video:
 
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Maurice Maine said:
I recently played 2064: Read Only Memories and holy shit what a shitshow. Do people like this crap?
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I went into this before I rejected woke and I couldn't get over how bad the writing and characters were. The main characters was just a terrible dev self-insert, after hearing her complaining about journalism jobs and how landlords are evil I gave up hard on it.

Afterward I came to understand how I was tricked by a gay, retarded ripoff of Snatcher and watch for that pattern with many, many indie games to immediately reject.
 
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Baraka Obama said:
I went into this before I rejected woke and I couldn't get over how bad the writing and characters were. The main characters was just a terrible dev self-insert, after hearing her complaining about journalism jobs and how landlords are evil I gave up hard on it.
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And it's voiced by Jim Sterling and Zoe Quinn too.
 
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Zertes said:
I went looking and stumbled upon this video:
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Yep, that's one of the many videos you can find of the For Honor community tracking down and harassing people. Seriously, the community is crammed full of autists; whole damn group is crammed full of pride fags and pedo flags, and yet the moment someone shows up with even the slightest edgy symbol, they're the ones getting dogpiled. Doesn't help that the faggot players tend to be horrible at the actual game; can't criticize them either, otherwise they'll start screaming that you're a "bigot" or some shit.

Bit of a shame, too; good lore, gameplay is... not the greatest, but still solid enough to some extent, but the fags ruin it.
 
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Sleeping Dogs
Mild
It's a great game. It has ultraviolence and tacked on romance side quests. The game itself is far from woke. Some background characters might even qualify as racist stereotypes. Pork bun

The voice cast on the other hand, all Asian characters are played by Asians, I don't mean by Hong Kongers and other southern Chinese actors, that'd actually make sense and add cultural authenticity and Cantonese, but any Azn would do, what does a Korean or Filipino American add except for ticking a skin colour box.

Edit: This trailer is hilariously wrong after the Hong Kong protests. Watch from 0:42
 
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Zertes said:
When were those messages added btw?
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(Not mentioned in your quote) COVID-19 Shit: 1.16 RC1 (Splashes 377 to 390)
BLM Shit: 1.16.4 (pre2)
Gender: 1.19.3 (22w42a), also includes the cringe as all hell "You are valid!", as well as "I'm glad you're here!" and "You are welcome here!"

Notch Splashes removal: 1.14 (19w13a)
4chan mention removal: 1.17 (pre1), "Woo, /v/!"

Russia mention removal: 1.19 (22w17a), "Привет Россия!"
Worth noting here, it was added alongside "日本ハロー！", "한국 안녕하세요!", "Helo Cymru", "Cześć Polsko!", "你好中国！", and "Γεια σου Ελλάδα!".
These were all added to celebrate the fact that in 1.1 (11w50a), minecraft finally added multi-language support.
 
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