KF Guide to Woke Games

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It would be nice to have the OP updated.

Edit: this can be clocked I guess? I saw an update last month in a pdf, pages back
 
Space Marine 2 (Saber Interactive): mild or medium depending on how much one weights strict adherence to 40k canon.

(I did not play the campaign and and my only experience with the game was borrowing a friend's account to try the pvp. I did watch a video of all the cutscenes though.)

The writers do not understand 40k as a setting or grimdark for that matter. The story is just a bunch of American military movie tropes that are at odds with established facts about how Astartes behave.

While I'm not a huge 40k nerd (I'm more into Fantasy), my understanding is that Astartes from First Founding chapters are meant to be as genetically similar to their primarch as possible to ensure optimal gene-seed uptake and to reduce any infighting over perceived differences. Space Marine 2 introduces both black and Asian Ultramarines (Ultramarines are based on Romans, both in terms of ethnicity and organization). At best, these are token characters, and at worst, these are deliberate affronts to the setting. Maybe a 40k autist can go into further detail. The only reason I put this down as potentially mild is that even anti-woke safe edgy grift tubers and their normie audiences wouldn't know this if they're not somewhat familiar with the setting. This game is not the second coming of Christ and people would be calling it painfully mid if it wasn't for the 40k branding.

The game itself has problems with excessive grinding and console-itis but that's for another thread.
 
Space Marine 2 (Saber Interactive): mild or medium depending on how much one weights strict adherence to 40k canon.

(I did not play the campaign and and my only experience with the game was borrowing a friend's account to try the pvp. I did watch a video of all the cutscenes though.)

The writers do not understand 40k as a setting or grimdark for that matter. The story is just a bunch of American military movie tropes that are at odds with established facts about how Astartes behave.

While I'm not a huge 40k nerd (I'm more into Fantasy), my understanding is that Astartes from First Founding chapters are meant to be as genetically similar to their primarch as possible to ensure optimal gene-seed uptake and to reduce any infighting over perceived differences. Space Marine 2 introduces both black and Asian Ultramarines (Ultramarines are based on Romans, both in terms of ethnicity and organization). At best, these are token characters, and at worst, these are deliberate affronts to the setting. Maybe a 40k autist can go into further detail. The only reason I put this down as potentially mild is that even anti-woke safe edgy grift tubers and their normie audiences wouldn't know this if they're not somewhat familiar with the setting. This game is not the second coming of Christ and people would be calling it painfully mid if it wasn't for the 40k branding.

The game itself has problems with excessive grinding and console-itis but that's for another thread.
wasn't the community manager or whoever pro DEI and pushing it hard too?
 
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wasn't the community manager or whoever pro DEI and pushing it hard too?
I didn't hear anything about that but being an unemployed loser is practically a requirement for becoming a community manager so I could believe it. @Frosted Snowflakes, does this ring any bells?
The lead writer is an unqualified troon though who I believe has stated that he's not a 40k fan. It shows.
 
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Game: Hard Time 1 (2D), Hard Time III
Developer: MDickie
Score: Mild

Reason: A couple of the randomly generated reasons for getting sent to prison at the start of the game can include transphobia, misgendering, fascism, and fake news. It's ultimately doesn't matter much and IIRC the only time it's brought up again is in a "my crimes are milder or worse than yours" conversation with an NPC.
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Game: The You Testament
Developer: MDickie
Score: Mild

Reason: Despite the game taking place in the A.D. era when Jesus was alive, one of the randomly generated reasons for an NPC being put on trial can be "using incorrect gender pronouns."
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Game: Hard Time 1 (2D), Hard Time III
Developer: MDickie
Score: Mild

Reason: A couple of the randomly generated reasons for getting sent to prison at the start of the game can include transphobia, misgendering, fascism, and fake news. It's ultimately doesn't matter much and IIRC the only time it's brought up again is in a "my crimes are milder or worse than yours" conversation with an NPC.
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Game: The You Testament
Developer: MDickie
Score: Mild

Reason: Despite the game taking place in the A.D. era when Jesus was alive, one of the randomly generated reasons for an NPC being put on trial can be "using incorrect gender pronouns."
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M Dickie is a madman. Do we have a thread on him? He's an interesting persona when you consider he's been making these games for probably over 20 years over and over again.
 
Quake 2 remaster, woke politics have snuck its way in with the pride flag. The flag can be found in the new Call of the Machine addon mission, stage Laser Eyes. There is also a trophy you are forced to get if you want the platinum.

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Also the female humanoid Strogg with the big breasts have been removed Iron Maiden(Q2)

 
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Quake 2 remaster, woke politics have snuck its way in with the pride flag. The flag can be found in the new Call of the Machine addon mission, stage Laser Eyes. There is also a trophy you are forced to get if you want the platinum.

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Also the female humanoid Strogg with the big breasts have been removed Iron Maiden(Q2)

I haven't gotten around to Call of the Machine yet, I got distracted while going through Ground Zero, but I did hear about the rainbow flag snuck in on one of the levels. I guess the mapper for that level is CZG (a) and he's kind of a big deal in the Quake community. He's also openly gay.

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As far as the rocket babes, apparently they aren't present in Call of the Machine, which is a completely new addon to the remaster. Strange design choice to omit using the glass-jaw snipers who happen to be the only form of hetero sex appeal in the game. I can verify that they are in the remaster for the base game, Quake 2 64, The Reckoning and Ground Zero. This is their model in the remaster.

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I didn't hear anything about that but being an unemployed loser is practically a requirement for becoming a community manager so I could believe it. @Frosted Snowflakes, does this ring any bells?
The lead writer is an unqualified troon though who I believe has stated that he's not a 40k fan. It shows.
Unqualified lead writer... never a fan of the franchise.... a looney troon.... there is one bell that reminds me. The Netflix adaption of that Resident Evil show, as Japan calls it "Politically Correct-hazard", the one with black Wesker, the Zootopia porn, and the 4chan virgins. God it was so awful that it was cancelled!
 
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@Activelo I can't remember if you talked about it earlier in this thread, but have you thought about throwing everything we've collected so far into a living document that's on a throwaway account? That way you don't have to constantly keep churning out .docx/.pdfs as attachments in posts.
 
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The new Dragon Age game has your full complement of neopronouns and various flavors of faggots with fetishes, but also toggleable "top surgery scars" because yes, it's 100% a fetish and these people need to be permanently separated from interacting with polite society, especially children.

 
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The new Dragon Age game has your full complement of neopronouns and various flavors of faggots with fetishes, but also toggleable "top surgery scars" because yes, it's 100% a fetish and these people need to be permanently separated from interacting with polite society, especially children.

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Discussion should probably take place in the DA thread. It'll just derail this one.
 
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The new Dragon Age game has your full complement of neopronouns and various flavors of faggots with fetishes, but also toggleable "top surgery scars" because yes, it's 100% a fetish and these people need to be permanently separated from interacting with polite society, especially children.

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Person talking looks just how I imagined would like these stupid fucking features.
 
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I am very intrigued to see how this game sells. It's from a popular, yet decaying (Inquisition was Ubislop tier tbh), franchise and they decided to add this to the game. I had no plans on buying or keepimg track of the title since their last game, but now I'll keep an eye on it to laugh at it if it flops hard.
 
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I am very intrigued to see how this game sells. It's from a popular, yet decaying (Inquisition was Ubislop tier tbh), franchise and they decided to add this to the game. I had no plans on buying or keepimg track of the title since their last game, but now I'll keep an eye on it to laugh at it if it flops hard.
From what I understand, this was originally meant to either be a completely unrelated hero shooter style game, or a hero shooter spinoff that they decided to retool as a main line game. (Supposedly the first trailer was blatantly hero shooter slop styled.) There's no fucking way that zippertits as an option will fly, that's creepy weird fetish shit even for normies who support this shit.
 
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