KF unhinged schizopost competition

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Worst SNCAposter ever

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Skitarii

Skitarii

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KF UNHINGED SCHIZOPOST COMPETITION​

Kiwis can either vote on their favorite schizoposter or contribute a schizopost of their own.

The competitors:

1. In the left corner, we have @Ichijou: a liveleak-loving, parasocial, shy uwu internet princess who cannot stop thinking about @Toji Suzuhara!

Ichijou

Post in thread 'Does @Toji Suzuhara own a dakimakura (waifu pillow)?'

I see within you.gif


Official Response to everyone by Ichijou:
As My Cutest Members of the Kiwi Farms Post seems to have caused some interest.
I want people to know, my top ten users I currently find the most well, cute.
Is based on people who I have either para-socially found personality cute via reading there posts in threads I find interesting on and off since 2012 in some cases @Null for example was not just included just for his voice or to be attention seeking. He likes to sit back and watch, not interact to much, as an operational praxis. But he can be...
Reactions:Feels x 8 Dumb x 2 Political Sperging x 1 TMI x 4 Autistic x 4

2. Standing at 5'3 in the right corner, we have: @BinaricHate, a thin-wristed, porn-addicted, perpetually-drunk, perpetually-brown serbian weeaboo who cannot stop having dreams about his kiwifarms oneitis. His life goal is to marry Tiffany Skylar Johnston and becoming king of the swamp.

BinaricHate

💤 Inactive Post in thread 'Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more)'

I just woke up and have to share this.
I had a dream last (this?) night. My and my family were going to visit some family members in the countryside. It was me, my close family, zoey and turkey tom in the car.
It wasn't like when bearhammer had a dream where they went on a cute date together and then zoey drove him home and pegged him in the ass. My dream zoey was kinda just really weird and Gross and didn't talk at all and everyone made it a point to stay away from her .All of my boomer family were felting turkey tom in like semi broken engrish and calling him gay and saying how he cuts...
Reactions:Lunacy x 12 Informative x 3 Islamic Content x 1 Like x 1 TMI x 11 Autistic x 1

3. In the far corner, we have @Shiversblood: I don't know anything about this individual but they write long SNCA posts and gay fanfictions about Josh.

Shiversblood

Thread 'Muslim men and Homosexual men: A Christmas Alliance'

The year was 2023. United States of America.

In a diverse neighborhood, there lived a group of men from various backgrounds, including Muslims and homosexual men. As the Christmas season approached, they found themselves in a unique situation. Some of them had different beliefs or orientations, but they all shared a love for the festive spirit that Christmas brought. However, some of the Muslim men thought they couldn’t enjoy Christmas because they were Muslim. And some of the homosexual men were stand offish towards the Muslims. It was a bit of a culture shock when the Muslim men arrived...
Reactions:Feels x 11 Islamic Content x 3 Informative x 1 Like x 2 Winner x 1 DRINK! x 1 Dumb x 1 Thunk-Provoking x 3

4. And our reigning champion of the evening, LET'S GIVE A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOOOORRRRRRR: @InkDemonStephen, former UTTP terrorist and uncontested GOAT of KF, @InkDemonStephen is one step away from being the Greatest Schizo of All Time... so long as he can defend his title.


Honorable Mention: @wry wrangler
 
I'm a big fan of user henstepl's attempt of a thread on popular musician, and member of famous electronic band Kraftwerk, Florian Schneider

His manifestos can be found in his thread and touches on other aspects of his own self discovered mental illness: Florian Syndrome (a schizophrenia without psychosis)
henstepl

😵‍💫 Skitzocow Thread 'Stephen William Lafleur / henstepl / Thisismyrofl / Elecbullet'

MOD EDIT
Since this was posted, it was moved to our trash board. A user (@SPAAAAAAACE) heeded his warning and checked Dothan for news of an arson. It happened. He is currently out on bail and active on the forum.

Screenshot_2020-12-17 Dothan man sets local psychiatric clinic on fire, admits to crime during...png

User IP locates to Enterprise, AL which is about a 40 minute drive. He linked a manifesto, "WITHOUT_CONTENTION", which is copied here...
Reactions:Lunacy x 79 Winner x 33 Informative x 13 Semper Fidelis x 7 Like x 4 DRINK! x 3 Feels x 3 Dumb x 1 Islamic Content x 1 Thunk-Provoking x 24 Autistic x 8 Horrifying x 4
 
Milles d'Allemagne said:
I'm a big fan of user henstepl's attempt of a thread on popular musician, and member of famous electronic band Kraftwerk, Florian Schneider
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this is the correct answer. the Kling-Klang Machine post was wild. I love @Shiversblood's insane ChatGPT stories (ANUS!!!), but @henstepl's posts are genuinely fascinating to me. he seems to be quite an intelligent and eloquent guy. I unironically enjoy his threads and I wish nothing but the best for him.
 
Another supporting vote for @henstepl. I actually think there is a lot of truth to his posts, even if I don't really understand the higher level stuff like the soda face.
 
Shame on you for including @Shiversblood here, he's a true top G.

I also guess our little Valve obsessed schizo @N A R U v2 isn't famous enough to be included here? Pity. He is quite amusing.
 
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Henstepl is great, though his latest stuff on scientology and mysticism interests me a lot less than when he was talking about stuff I've actually studied (no offense).

I've got to give the award for best KF schizo to InkDemonStephen, though. You open one of his OPs and you have no idea where it's going to go; one minute he's talking about YTTP and the next it's the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand.
 
Staticness only because indian. His actual posts are ok. The recent Venezuela kiwi faggots have been keno reading. BTW I dont have too many indians where I live so the faggots I get to enjoy are usually the thieves.
 
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