Lolcow Khristian Alcantara - a Jewelpet Lolcow

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Heck i have meet fans of jewelpet and they are almost in the tier of precure fags, funny thing is both are aimed to little girls and is watched by males just like my little pony

Also i know a couple of puripara fans and they are pretty normal compared to this guy
 
Liking Jewelpet Sunshine is one thing.
Anything other than that is too much, man.
 
I'll just leave this here:

... Khristian Alcantara and the crews are so stressed especially Khristian who is frustrated on the incident...
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He's from the Philippines accoring to his statements. Specifically in Cainta, Rizal according to my research.

I've lurked mohr and found these sites that mentions his name:

http://lady-jewelpet.tumblr.com/
https://plus.google.com/100719145287424753416/posts
https://www.facebook.com/boboiboygalaxy
https://www.facebook.com/jewelpetphilippines
http://jewelpet.wikia.com/wiki/User:Khristian_Alcantara
http://luea-jewelpet.deviantart.com/
http://jewelpet-candado.wikia.com/wiki/Khristian_Alcantara
https://www.facebook.com/anti.babiboy.101?fref=pb&hc_location=profile_browser
https://www.facebook.com/pages/AMAG...873846664?fref=pb&hc_location=profile_browser
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Nati...207636517?fref=pb&hc_location=profile_browser
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Americandado/sandbox
http://jewelpet.wikidot.com/

http://jewelpet-candado-current.wikia.com/wiki/Khristian_Alcantara
(17 years old, he said)

https://www.facebook.com/pages/ᜇᜒᜌᜓᜏᜒᜎ᜔ᜉᜒᜆ᜔-ᜃᜈ᜔ᜇᜇᜓ/1391648801053021?fref=pb&hc_location=profile_browser
(I know that his name is never mentioned here but the graphics are identical to what he created)

http://tl.khristian-alcantara.wikia.com/wiki/Khristian_Alcantara
http://tl.khristian-alcantara.wikia.com/wiki/Wiki_ng_Khristian_Alcantara
(In Philippine Language)

https://www.facebook.com/lueajewelpet
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Peridot-Jewelpet-officialpage/444663365627347
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Éclan-Sweetpet-Officialpage/337198486423068
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Charlotte-Jewelpet-officialpage/342627002541571
(You just said it is official because that pages is the first one created. No way.)


http://khristianalcantara.jimdo.com/
(Seriously, did you just Google Map where you live?)

http://jewelpet.wikia.com/wiki/User:Khristian.alcantara.90
(Maps then address?)



Discussing this guy makes me laugh a lot.
 
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Quoting something from a link.

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Human form Information


On his human form, his name is Khristian, but most of the people call him "Tan" or "Tantan" as his nickname and he is also Ruby's human-partner in real-life. His is just a diwata-man or in Tagalog "Taong Diwata" and "Ang diwata ng Kandado". His always want to go to Japan to see the largest sources of Jewelpet, Jewelpet is the #1 most personal interest. He don't appreciate to hear some words or phrase violent the Jewelpet law and sometimes he get angry easily and out-of-control of his diwata powers, his favourite hero is Boboiboy of Malaysia. Every Saturday, he is in Dailymotion and Facebook to wait for the new episode of Jewelpet Happiness that Linkun Woung will upload it on Linkun's channel, Khristian is also want of the most biggest fan of Jewelpet and Boboiboy. He is also one of the most active user on Facebook, because he hang-out on his computer all-day-long. Khristian is also interest to speak Spanish and Japanese. His dream is to be one of the internet sensation, that's why he plan to make a video his self while singing.
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"Diwata" roughly translates into fairy and I don't know why he put "Kandado" as it means "lock."

Doesn't this remind you of something?

As a side note, he hates Vocaloid.
 
Fettucine_Neapoli. said:
His dream is to be one of the internet sensation
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He will become one but in a negative way.

Also, more Bing maps idiocy.

https://www.bing.com/maps/default.aspx?v=2&pc=FACEBK&mid=8100&rtp=adr.~pos.14.5667_121.117_Jewelpet+Society+-+The+Perfect+Jewelpet+Community_Cainta,+Rizal&cp=14.5667~121.117&lvl=16&sty=r&rtop=0~0~0~&mode=D&FORM=FBKPL2&mkt=en-US


A quotation from a review on facebook in one of the links I lurked:
"Your love with Luea (Come on you banged a Jewelpet at least 5 times you filthy human)....In the end, you will just be ridiculed."
LMAO. I think that person refers toone of his post of Sept 26, 2014 of this page.
https://www.facebook.com/jewelpetphilippines





I think I know why he hates vocaloid. It's because according to this page,

https://www.facebook.com/RevengeToFakeLadyJewelpetPages

someone named Rinnie(A name of a vocaloid) has deleted his "official" Jewelpet Facebook pages and he considers that incident as a crime. Good for him since he just made those useless pages.


According to this page,
http://comments.deviantart.com/4/31403971/3692028553
he'll just make more fake accounts.



I just realized something as well here:
http://tl.khristian-alcantara.wikia.com/wiki/Wiki_ng_Khristian_Alcantara
He just posted his name of his sister. He had gone full idiocy.

Fettucine_Neapoli. said:
Doesn't this remind you of something?
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I think that he's going to lock himself with those Jewelpets.........I think I need to stop thinking about that(Refer to the quotation of a part of a review on Facebook).


Quotiation from this page https://www.facebook.com/khristian.senpai.alcantara
from the post of December 27, 2014.

"I'm warning you Rinnie, If you don't accept the Peace Treaty... A Anti-Vocaloid page will be created, if you accept the treaty, I would remove the Anti-Kagamine Policy on Jewelpet Society, but their is more things you should do, Apologise to Opal on whatever you insulted to her beside, she is the victim here not me. I'll stop hating Kagamine if you do... Now think before you take an action on what nasty things you going to do with your internet."

Such grammar. Anyway, looks like he never heard of the risks of using the internet.


Don't forget: Bobo means idiot in Philippine Language. Since he like Boboiboy, he likes an idiot boy.
 
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dead76 said:
He will become one but in a negative way.


Quotiation from this page https://www.facebook.com/khristian.senpai.alcantara
from the post of December 27, 2014.

"I'm warning you Rinnie, If you don't accept the Peace Treaty... A Anti-Vocaloid page will be created, if you accept the treaty, I would remove the Anti-Kagamine Policy on Jewelpet Society, but their is more things you should do, Apologise to Opal on whatever you insulted to her beside, she is the victim here not me. I'll stop hating Kagamine if you do... Now think before you take an action on what nasty things you going to do with your internet."

Such grammar. Anyway, looks like he never heard of the risks of using the internet.


Don't forget: Bobo means idiot in Philippine Language. Since he like Boboiboy, he likes an idiot boy.
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Hmm attacking Vocaloids? The Vocaloid-tards would be raging. Such potential for the lulz!
 
Fettucine_Neapoli. said:
Hmm attacking Vocaloids? The Vocaloid-tards would be raging. Such potential for the lulz!
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I think that vocaloid fans did that. They deleted his "official" pages etc. It didn't end right for him. More lolz for us.

Anyway. Moar lurkmohr finds.

Aside from Vocaloids, he also hates Islam according to these pages:
http://heruman-juerupetto.deviantar...?q=sort:time gallery:heruman-juerupetto&qo=24
http://heruman-juerupetto.deviantar...?q=sort:time gallery:heruman-juerupetto&qo=34

Comments are disabled on the 2nd link.
CWC's drawings are better than his'. There I said it.


He just stole someone else's art:
http://heruman-juerupetto.deviantart.com/art/Peridot-sexy-kawaii-496266084
From here
http://pizaru-chu.deviantart.com/art/Pehrihdoe-463541104

He stated that in this link
http://heruman-juerupetto.deviantar...?q=sort:time gallery:heruman-juerupetto&qo=77
that he found it from pixiv and just put in his deviantart as his art. Isn't that stealing? I coudn't find the original pic from pixiv.
 
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Y'know, I really, really can't figure this kid out. I have no idea what he's trying to say or do, but by golly, it really is a sight to behold. Sort of like a surreal masterpiece. I wouldn't really call him a lolcow, he's more of a wtf-cow, if there's even such a thing.
 
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Lol
2014 Steven Rode surrendered and teamed to Herman, Herman married Luea. PUTCAP was born, PUTCAP is a secret organisation that establish by 3 communities of Jewelpet, Hello Jadoo and BoBoiBoy Community to stop Falah Kartika's cult activities and bidding. Furry Fandom faces a new enemy that is 10 times powerful than Steven Rode and PUTCAP... It's CPATFF stands for Concerned Parents agains the Furry Fandom... and currently hunting by involved communities and Jewelpet Community is one of them.
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I like the sound of this CPATFF.
I wish he'd write more about his weeaboo North Korea, but he's lazy and his english is terrible.
 
The Jumping Dwarf said:
Y'know, I really, really can't figure this kid out. I have no idea what he's trying to say or do, but by golly, it really is a sight to behold. Sort of like a surreal masterpiece. I wouldn't really call him a lolcow, he's more of a wtf-cow, if there's even such a thing.
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Jump to 6:33 and you will have an answer.
 
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I had no idea what a jewelpet was until I started reading his profiles, but just combing through I've already seen that he likes sexy fanart of them :cryblood:
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Also, his dA profile is pretty incredible reading.
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... That's it, I'm calling the cops.

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Moar Info Time.


According to this page
https://www.facebook.com/pages/International-Mexicandado-Inc/394860577271784
She is related to some person named Eva Iguiron.

Then I found this
http://tl.pamilyang-alcanatara.wikia.com/wiki/Kingsley_May_Alcantara
that based on my Philippine friend that Kingsley is Khristian's brother and since Eva is her mother, Eva is also the mother of Khristian. Larry is his father.

Eva has a Fb page(Google it to see it for yourself). She liked Boboiboy and Jewelpet. Yup related.
This will not gonna get good for Khristian because he spread almost most of his info in the internet.


https://twitter.com/mexicandado
Dead Twitter account. All Fb links that I found in that page are dead. Probably dead because according to this page
http://boboiboy.wikia.com/wiki/User:Zoetrent.hasbro
Rinnie attacked most of his fake sites (Refer to the Vocaloid attacks mentioned earlier) and he was forced to delete it.lol


Moar "real" accounts
https://www.youtube.com/user/lueajewelpet/feed
https://plus.google.com/100719145287424753416/posts
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Rarimā-Real-Jewelpet-Ơffıcaľ-Gènûině-Paǧe/594339870699109
https://plus.google.com/101295349060275986029/posts
https://www.pinterest.com/ssj4khristian/


He looks like he has an online friend called "Reaper Opal" as he frequently talks with that account at the posts in this page.
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Reaper-Opal/533042260163384
and this post
http://www.jewelpetsociety.blogspot.com/2014/07/community-post-015.html
His English is awful even for a Philippine person. My Philippine friend that I mentioned earlier is fluent in English.



https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAL2fXRChh0h7VUziQa2-QQ/videos?view=0
I can't stop laughing at the preview images of the videos because he just made print-out copies of the Jewelpet used as paper puppets.


Meowthkip said:
... That's it, I'm calling the cops.
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Call the Deviantart police first for stealing art. That'll show him for being a teen in the internet.



Should I lurk moar or stop?
 
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dead76 said:
Moar Info Time.


According to this page
https://www.facebook.com/pages/International-Mexicandado-Inc/394860577271784
She is related to some person named Eva Iguiron.

Then I found this
http://tl.pamilyang-alcanatara.wikia.com/wiki/Kingsley_May_Alcantara
that based on my Philippine friend that Kingsley is Khristian's brother and since Eva is her mother, Eva is also the mother of Khristian. Larry is his father.

Eva has a Fb page(Google it to see it for yourself). She liked Boboiboy and Jewelpet. Yup related.
This will not gonna get good for Khristian because he spread almost most of his info in the internet.


https://twitter.com/mexicandado
Dead Twitter account. All Fb links that I found in that page are dead. Probably dead because according to this page
http://boboiboy.wikia.com/wiki/User:Zoetrent.hasbro
Rinnie attacked most of his fake sites (Refer to the Vocaloid attacks mentioned earlier) and he was forced to delete it.lol


Moar "real" accounts
https://www.youtube.com/user/lueajewelpet/feed
https://plus.google.com/100719145287424753416/posts
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Rarimā-Real-Jewelpet-Ơffıcaľ-Gènûině-Paǧe/594339870699109
https://plus.google.com/101295349060275986029/posts
https://www.pinterest.com/ssj4khristian/


He looks like he has an online friend called "Reaper Opal" as he frequently talks with that account at the posts in this page.
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Reaper-Opal/533042260163384
and this post
http://www.jewelpetsociety.blogspot.com/2014/07/community-post-015.html
His English is awful even for a Philippine person. My Philippine friend that I mentioned earlier is fluent in English.



https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAL2fXRChh0h7VUziQa2-QQ/videos?view=0
I can't stop laughing at the preview images of the videos because he just made print-out copies of the Jewelpet used as paper puppets.



Call the Deviantart police first for stealing art. That'll show him for being a teen in the internet.



Should I lurk moar or stop?
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I guess lurk moar. Spreading info in the Internet means he may have posted it in other website.
 
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