Lolcow Khristian Alcantara - a Jewelpet Lolcow

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Well, I went and looked up Jewelpets as a result of this thread. And God damn! This has to be one of the most transparent attempts at pushing a toy line I've ever seen. (And I watch MLP for fucks sake!)

I can't even say if it's any good, because I couldn't bring myself to watch enough to form a proper opinion, the marketing was that intense.
Is this a big thing? Big enough for people to be sperging about it? Or has it just passed the UK by?
In which case, I'm glad to live here.
 
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Is this a big thing? Big enough for people to be sperging about it?
If it's what I think it is, weebs will go after it for the animu girlies
it can be about the most mundane forced crap, but if it has animu girls, it will sell
 
Morh about his family. Contact me if this is too much(ie against the rules)

Karen Alcantara.
https://www.facebook.com/khipe.alcantara

Eva Iguiron(Khristian's mother)
https://www.facebook.com/eva.igiuron

Kingsley's FB Pages.(Khristian's sister)
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100008358090679
https://www.facebook.com/khingsleigh?fref=pb&hc_location=friends_tab
(thanks, Khristian Alcantara for the info /sarcasm)


Other links that mentions his name or Herman Jewelpet

http://www.dailymotion.com/glodelania

http://blingee.com/blingee/view/132332168-Herman-Jewelpet-on-Facebook
http://memecrunch.com/generator/template/515389/khristian-alcantara/
UGH!

http://music.sekargadung.club/downl...g_itim_ng_batok_mo_si_glodeline_at_si_irving/
http://jewelpetcandado.blogspot.com/
http://community.wikia.com/wiki/User:Herman_Jewelpet
https://disqus.com/by/khristianalcantara/
https://www.flickr.com/photos/101305578@N05/
https://twitter.com/americandado (locked account)
http://vk.com/jewelpetsociety
http://vk.com/jewelpetcandado
http://vk.com/id253027293

https://derpibooru.org/dis/jewelpet-thread-nsfw-content-allowed/10

http://blog.baybayin.com/2009/10/15/my-baybayin-signature/
looks like he knows "Baybayin"(some kind of ancient Philippine alphabet

http://luea-jewelpet.deviantart.com/
("Real" Luea account.) If this is the "real" luea account, then there should be no profanity. The two accounts are just him.



A small talk. The things that I like about Jewelpet is its obscurity and the dog with blue ears.
 
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The cow had spoken.


Found his latest speech right here:
http://reaperdeathlove.deviantart.com/ (comment section)
http://heruman-juerupetto.deviantart.com/journal/RINNIE-YOU-RE-THE-SCUM-OF-JEWELPET-517185484


"You don't deserve the pleasure of bing a jewelpet fan."
Rinnie's the scum? No way. Khristian is.


lol. grammar.

Looks like Khristard thinks he is the only one who could say who is a jewelpet-fan or not. No matter, posting Vocaloids may likely cause him to go tard-rage.

A comment I found made by this cow.

"Watch it, You bastard... You know nothing about Jewelpet, Any religious curse isn't gonna work especially on the Jewelpet of Faith and Trust, What I mean is, You do you think you are, you think you're so perfect. This is the 2nd time I will say this that... DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF, You scum. We Jewelpet aren't just anybody, but you if keep being such a hard-headed fool, you may free to leave if that so. Any of your insult aren't welcome here. If you want to a war then go start as you start commenting here, you bitch."

So "Jewelpet of Faith and Trust" is his version of "GodJesus" eh.
 
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Moar speech from the cow himself:

http://heruman-juerupetto.deviantart.com/journal/Deviantart-is-not-for-idiots-517710398
Yes. Deviantart users is not for idiots like Khristian Alcantara.
Looks like he changed his profile pic from the pink Jewelpet cat to some creature I don't know.


The whole speech from the above link.
"
Rinnie only sign up here to do her crimes, she just keep sabotaging Jewelpet Society and acting like a owner of jewelpet. She is mongoloid rather than childish or what so ever. She is a doofus, she don't see from the root of this war that she start it and is blaming at me and my amigos like a bastard. Any adults here must keep her stay down. She is lawless, Rinnie just keep fighting for nothing if there is no adults out there.

If you really wanted to be a real deviant, don't bully another deviant. DeviantART supposed to be a friendly website.
"
Lol. Grammar



From the comment section:
"My fellow people

Jewelpet Society is planing to make the best Jewelpet OC Adopting group soon, called STARPET - The jewelpet oc search"

From Reaper Opal

"
I sent you a note to talk to you, there was a big issue between toot, jasper and sango but I'm getting it resolved.

Everybody is asking me about you, they all miss you and wish you were back.

Anyway I'll talk to you in note or another site whichever you use more"



Moar info time:

Looks like he's been using Eva's FB account (Khristian's mother) to make fake pages. Just look at these links:

https://www.facebook.com/groups/jewelpetsociety/
https://www.facebook.com/groups/mylittlestjewelponypet/



Mohr links related to him:

https://www.facebook.com/groups/weaarecommunism/
https://www.facebook.com/anti.babiboy.101
https://vk.com/id217643482
http://vk.com/rubyjewelpet

http://kalbo-kinis-kintab.wikia.com/wiki/KKK
Pure UGH!

Looks like somebody made a fanfiction based on the cow this thread know and lol'd.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11072265/1/The-Useless-Candidate


I'll be tracking this cow for a while since he's very funny to me and I'll post something in this thread if there are any updates from Khris.
 
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Try to tell him the irony, he'll immediately block you.

Me guess he is butt-hurt.

Moar speech from the cow himself:

http://heruman-juerupetto.deviantart.com/journal/Deviantart-is-not-for-idiots-517710398
Yes. Deviantart users is not for idiots like Khristian Alcantara.
Looks like he changed his profile pic from the pink Jewelpet cat to some creature I don't know.


The whole speech from the above link.
"
Rinnie only sign up here to do her crimes, she just keep sabotaging Jewelpet Society and acting like a owner of jewelpet. She is mongoloid rather than childish or what so ever. She is a doofus, she don't see from the root of this war that she start it and is blaming at me and my amigos like a bastard. Any adults here must keep her stay down. She is lawless, Rinnie just keep fighting for nothing if there is no adults out there.

If you really wanted to be a real deviant, don't bully another deviant. DeviantART supposed to be a friendly website.
"
Lol. Grammar



From the comment section:
"My fellow people

Jewelpet Society is planing to make the best Jewelpet OC Adopting group soon, called STARPET - The jewelpet oc search"

From Reaper Opal

"
I sent you a note to talk to you, there was a big issue between toot, jasper and sango but I'm getting it resolved.

Everybody is asking me about you, they all miss you and wish you were back.

Anyway I'll talk to you in note or another site whichever you use more"



Moar info time:

Looks like he's been using Eva's FB account (Khristian's mother) to make fake pages. Just look at these links:

https://www.facebook.com/groups/jewelpetsociety/
https://www.facebook.com/groups/mylittlestjewelponypet/



Mohr links related to him:

https://www.facebook.com/groups/weaarecommunism/
https://www.facebook.com/anti.babiboy.101
https://vk.com/id217643482
http://vk.com/rubyjewelpet

http://kalbo-kinis-kintab.wikia.com/wiki/KKK
Pure UGH!

Looks like somebody made a fanfiction based on the cow this thread know and lol'd.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11072265/1/The-Useless-Candidate


I'll be tracking this cow for a while since he's very lolzy to me and I'll post something in this thread if there are any updates from Khris-tard.

Apparently he is at "war" with another furry...

and that flag, me thinks he is expecting the Spanish inquisition.
 
He made "Arts"

http://heruman-juerupetto.deviantart.com/art/Larimar-PNG-Logo-518789425?q=gallery:heruman-juerupetto&qo=0
http://heruman-juerupetto.deviantart.com/art/Larimar-appears-on-Lady-Jewelpet-518788686

Look how creative this guy is and it is totally not taken from other sites. He even mentions Kingsley Alcantara on the second link as a Tagalog voice actor. That confirms that they are related then. There is no way that the Philippines would have an official dub of an anime that came out recently according to my Philippine friend.


According to this link
http://comments.deviantart.com/4/31403971/3764560192
His computer is busted and he has no funds to repair it and he is forced to use an internet cafe to use the internet. That is what I understand since his grammar is horrible.

I'm still looking for what Reaper Opal calls "them."

One comment from his DeviantArt page that I can still remember paraphrased as "You hate Malaysia but you like Boboiboy. Hypocrite much?" is hidden by owner. Yes, brave soul, Khristian Alcantara is a hypocrite.

Now I know what "the creature I don't know" that I mentioned earlier. It's Beeza from Wander Over Yonder.



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New art that is totally not from any other sites.

http://heruman-juerupetto.deviantar...a-518994995?q=gallery:heruman-juerupetto&qo=0

I have a feeling that he will make another sockpuppet account based on this Jewelpet.
 
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He made "Arts"

http://heruman-juerupetto.deviantart.com/art/Larimar-PNG-Logo-518789425?q=gallery:heruman-juerupetto&qo=0
http://heruman-juerupetto.deviantart.com/art/Larimar-appears-on-Lady-Jewelpet-518788686

Look how creative this guy is and it is totally not taken from other sites. He even mentions Kingsley Alcantara on the second link as a Tagalog voice actor. That confirms that they are related then. There is no way that the Philippines would have an official dub of an anime that came out recently according to my Philippine friend.


According to this link
http://comments.deviantart.com/4/31403971/3764560192
His computer is busted and he has no funds to repair it and he is forced to use an internet cafe to use the internet. That is what I understand since his grammar is horrible.

I'm still looking for what Reaper Opal calls "them."

One comment from his DeviantArt page that I can still remember paraphrased as "You hate Malaysia but you like Boboiboy. Hypocrite much?" is hidden by owner. Yes, brave soul, Khristian Alcantara is a hypocrite.

Now I know what "the creature I don't know" that I mentioned earlier. It's Beeza from Wander Over Yonder.


Well it is true - he hates the said country yet he loves to watch a 3D animated series that came from that (Malaysia) country.

Anyways, it just shows that he can get butt-hurt easily - hiding comments is just one indication.
 
Moar lurkmoar findings.

Khristian also has another friend called LollaRabbit

I greatly thank Google Cache for this link. (Original link is down)
http://webcache.googleusercontent.c...Block-or-report-506541537+&cd=8&hl=en&ct=clnk

From the comment section, both luea-jewelpet and heruman-juerupetto have awful English grammar are similar which means those two accounts are used by Khristian Alcantara.

From what I can get in the comments Khristian identified jogugu3 as "Rinnie" and he requested Lolla to attack "Rinnie" on Facebook.

"
Okay, But you must disguise to do so. Because this mission is not for amateur and it's too frustrating. All you need to do is disguise and message on Shana Chan's timeline to ask her to bring to Rinnie's account and do the thing you want on her. Don't forget to come back with a link of her account.

WARNING:
If she finds out that you Lolla is a ally of me, you better run because if that happens the whole society will be jeopardised by those cult and racist people."

I think that he doesn't even know how racist means. I also think that this comment is the reason why Lolla deleted this link.




Then I found this:
http://webcache.googleusercontent.c...l/Anti-Vocaloid-290772938+&cd=7&hl=en&ct=clnk

In his comment, he stated:

"
Hey guys, My name is Khristian Alcantara, leader of Jewelpet Society and one most people who hates Vocaloid, I prefer a Nuclear bomb to kill the craps out of this damn fandom. Vocaloid only mess up with Japan's culture and ruin the Otaku World. If you ask me, one of the vocaloids character I hated before the entire Vocaretards are Kagamine twins. Everyone knows experience is the best teacher... A met a mother named Cloe and she said that her child has to be send on a mental hospital because of too much obsession of Vocaloid AKA The child became autism because of its propaganda. Vocaloids are ignorant and judgemental and don't forget a copycat. You really gonna notice why they are look like Anime characters even Vocaloid is not one of the them. Vocaloids are retard and overly faggots... I hated them, Cross my heart and hope to die. Vocaloid must be unpopular beside because of it. Children can now commit murder, sell or use drugs, commit a rape on teens, become the youngest criminal by stealing money and other things and become a gangster. In the Philippines, Vocaloid is recognise on a term "Pusakal" If anyone here from my country, i'm lazy to translate it. Anyhoo. You have read the reason why I hate Vocaloid. Because Japanese fall to Satan's trap. VOCALOID IS EVIL, VOCALOID IS SATANISM, VOCALOID IS BLASPHEME, VOCALOID IS ANTI-GOD and VOCALOID IS UNHUMANITY AND INJUSTICE!!!

Thank you (Arigato Guzaimasu)"

and

"I don't hate Vocaloid bacause of they are Japanese, I hate them because it is blasphemy and think Miku Hatsune is the goddess and prefer to create their own Vocaloid Bible. Also, they are bossing around in Facebook and think they can just yell everyone to command them and trying to threat them which is harassment. Vocaloid doing this far enough and it is against the Human Right... I don't other Japanese content, Only Vocaloid... I don't hate hentai, anime, yuri, yaoi, manga and chibi... they are none of my concern against this asshole."

Looks like he's very angry after that Rinnie incident, deleting most of his facebook jewelpet pages because they are "official" and "real".




He got offended after seeing this Concerned Parents Against the Furry Fandom. lol.

http://heruman-juerupetto.deviantart.com/art/ATTENTION-FURRY-FANDOM-465583757
 
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I really hope he was joking
 
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A met a mother named Cloe and she said that her child has to be send on a mental hospital because of too much obsession of Vocaloid AKA The child became autism because of its propaganda. Vocaloids are ignorant and judgemental and don't forget a copycat. You really gonna notice why they are look like Anime characters even Vocaloid is not one of the them. Vocaloids are exceptional individual and overly faggots... I hated them, Cross my heart and hope to die. Vocaloid must be unpopular beside because of it. Children can now commit murder, sell or use drugs, commit a rape on teens, become the youngest criminal by stealing money and other things and become a gangster. In the Philippines, Vocaloid is recognise on a term "Pusakal" If anyone here from my country, i'm lazy to translate it. Anyhoo. You have read the reason why I hate Vocaloid. Because Japanese fall to Satan's trap. VOCALOID IS EVIL, VOCALOID IS SATANISM, VOCALOID IS BLASPHEME, VOCALOID IS ANTI-GOD and VOCALOID IS UNHUMANITY AND INJUSTICE!!!

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it is against the Human Right... I don't other Japanese content, Only Vocaloid... I don't hate hentai, anime, yuri, yaoi, manga and chibi... they are none of my concern against this asshole."-snip-
He sounds like an anti-vaxxer, but with Vocaloid instead. It causes autism? Okay.
Also he openly admits to liking gay cartoon porn. Didn't he say Vocaloid is anti-God? If singing is anti-God, why would he not think gay cartoon porn isn't?
 
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Moar lurkmoar findings.

Khristian also has another friend called LollaRabbit

I greatly thank Google Cache for this link. (Original link is down)
http://webcache.googleusercontent.c...Block-or-report-506541537+&cd=8&hl=en&ct=clnk

From the comment section, both luea-jewelpet and heruman-juerupetto have awful English grammar are similar which means those two accounts are used by Khristian Alcantara.

From what I can get in the comments Khristian identified jogugu3 as "Rinnie" and he requested Lolla to attack "Rinnie" on Facebook.

"
Okay, But you must disguise to do so. Because this mission is not for amateur and it's too frustrating. All you need to do is disguise and message on Shana Chan's timeline to ask her to bring to Rinnie's account and do the thing you want on her. Don't forget to come back with a link of her account.

WARNING:
If she finds out that you Lolla is a ally of me, you better run because if that happens the whole society will be jeopardised by those cult and racist people."

I think that he doesn't even know how racist means. I also think that this comment is the reason why Lolla deleted this link.




Then I found this:
http://webcache.googleusercontent.c...l/Anti-Vocaloid-290772938+&cd=7&hl=en&ct=clnk

In his comment, he stated:

"
Hey guys, My name is Khristian Alcantara, leader of Jewelpet Society and one most people who hates Vocaloid, I prefer a Nuclear bomb to kill the craps out of this damn fandom. Vocaloid only mess up with Japan's culture and ruin the Otaku World. If you ask me, one of the vocaloids character I hated before the entire Vocaretards are Kagamine twins. Everyone knows experience is the best teacher... A met a mother named Cloe and she said that her child has to be send on a mental hospital because of too much obsession of Vocaloid AKA The child became autism because of its propaganda. Vocaloids are ignorant and judgemental and don't forget a copycat. You really gonna notice why they are look like Anime characters even Vocaloid is not one of the them. Vocaloids are exceptional individual and overly faggots... I hated them, Cross my heart and hope to die. Vocaloid must be unpopular beside because of it. Children can now commit murder, sell or use drugs, commit a rape on teens, become the youngest criminal by stealing money and other things and become a gangster. In the Philippines, Vocaloid is recognise on a term "Pusakal" If anyone here from my country, i'm lazy to translate it. Anyhoo. You have read the reason why I hate Vocaloid. Because Japanese fall to Satan's trap. VOCALOID IS EVIL, VOCALOID IS SATANISM, VOCALOID IS BLASPHEME, VOCALOID IS ANTI-GOD and VOCALOID IS UNHUMANITY AND INJUSTICE!!!

Thank you (Arigato Guzaimasu)"

and

"I don't hate Vocaloid bacause of they are Japanese, I hate them because it is blasphemy and think Miku Hatsune is the goddess and prefer to create their own Vocaloid Bible. Also, they are bossing around in Facebook and think they can just yell everyone to command them and trying to threat them which is harassment. Vocaloid doing this far enough and it is against the Human Right... I don't other Japanese content, Only Vocaloid... I don't hate hentai, anime, yuri, yaoi, manga and chibi... they are none of my concern against this asshole."

Looks like he's very angry after that Rinnie incident, deleting most of his facebook jewelpet pages because they are "official" and "real".




He got offended after seeing this Concerned Parents Against the Furry Fandom. lol.

http://heruman-juerupetto.deviantart.com/art/ATTENTION-FURRY-FANDOM-465583757

The way he complains about Vocaloid is hilarious that posting a picture of Miku is enough to make him go tard-rage.
 
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