Careercow Kidd Bandit / Joseph Bryan Nuguid / Aveline Nuguid - Filipino Fatass turned Tranny Anime Cosplaying Wrestler, "The Protagonist of Professional Wrestling", Wrestled Jim Sterling, Proof that wrestling can become even faggier

[Rudolf's Friend]

So Joey had his first match in Japan, unfortunately i couldn't get a video, but I did manage to get some screenshots from the event.

I really like how in this picture it shows how much of a beautiful trans woman Joey truly is, really stunning and brave.

So for the few japanese people who did watch it and praise him, they are all referring to Joey as a man with male pronouns, and he retweets their stuff.

You also had this promo he did with the guy he wrestled with. I have no idea what the other guy he's saying as I don't speak Japanese, but Joey can't speak Japanese, talking about how appreciative he is for going to the event, and "Big Stages".

Meanwhile Joey went to some Gundam statue in Japan and told everyone that before he became a wrestler he wanted to be a gundam creator.

Finally, Joey has been upset that he hasn't been getting as much traction as he has hoped, so he wants his "oomfies" to retweet him and post his stuff everywhere.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

Why has his face melted

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Why has his face melted

no filters for him to edit it, so it shows the world what he truly looks like.

 

[Gatdam Animal Person]

Can't wait for his carrier to blow up so they can add him in the next WWE2K/Fire Pro Wrestling game and finally let us beat trannies in a real video game.

 

[JudyTester]

for the few japanese people who did watch it and praise him, they are all referring to Joey as a man with male pronouns, and he retweets their stuff.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but at least in those three tweets, no pronouns are used. If anything, the posters are going out of their way to say anything that could point to sex or gender (trying to avoid upsetting the big, creepy foreigner and his weirdo fan base?)

Japanese doesn't use gendered pronouns as frequently as English does and most statements are written in a way that doesn't necessarily highlight the gender of the subject, especially if it's someone whose identity is already known (for example "Kidd Bandit" as opposed to "that guy"). Machine translators, especially the one Twitter uses, like to automatically insert gendered pronouns to try and make the post more readable in English. This has lead to plenty of funny tweets, like one I saw earlier today about a female crow about to lay an egg and it said "he has an egg ready".

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but at least in those three tweets, no pronouns are used. Japanese doesn't use gendered pronouns as frequently as English does and most statements are written in a way that doesn't necessarily highlight the gender of the subject, especially if it's someone whose identity is already known (for example "Kidd Bandit" as opposed to "that guy"). Machine translators, especially the one Twitter uses, like to automatically insert gendered pronouns to try and make the post more readable in English. This has lead to plenty of funny tweets, like one I saw earlier today about a female crow about to lay an egg and it said "he has an egg ready".

So what do they actually translate to?

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Kidd Bandit could wrestle every single joshi he wants but at the end Calvin Tankman will greet him like the Moon from Ocarina of Time. This fat black man will be Bandit's end as not only he'll crush him but he'll break his motherfucking back. Joey better hope that Cerealman has extra cereal for the only way to escape death by Calvin Tankman is to be fat. Kidd Bandit should've offer his bussy to Zach Sabre Jr during the big gay brunch when he had the chance because Calvin Tankman will break Joey.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

they are all referring to Joey as a man with male pronouns, and he retweets their stuff.

The pronouns are inserted by the translation, in the Japanese original no pronouns are used and it's entirely gender neutral.

 

[Burd Turglar]

OK so I see updates about this dude beating the shit out of women and being a general faggot all the time but I have a question. Where's the money coming from for all the surgeries and shit? Shitty indy wrestling can't be that fucking lucrative, right?

 

[JudyTester]

So what do they actually translate to?

Almost exactly what is shown in the translations, just without the "he/him" bits.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

OK so I see updates about this dude beating the shit out of women and being a general faggot all the time but I have a question. Where's the money coming from for all the surgeries and shit? Shitty indy wrestling can't be that fucking lucrative, right?

Merchandise sales, onlyfans sales, Mommy and Daddy's money, and troon chasers donating to him simply because he's a troon and they want to jack off to him.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

How can a troon honest to god woman ever recover from this

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Can't wait for his carrier to blow up so they can add him in the next WWE2K/Fire Pro Wrestling game and finally let us beat trannies in a real video game.

Me personally I don't think he's ever going to end up in WWE. He's spent much of his career injured and his big match with Zach Sabre at Effy's Big Gay Brunch which was supposed to be his big match to get him noticed didn't get as much attention as he wanted which is why he's begging for his fans to signal boost him more. Could be wrong but considering the trajectory of his career I think it's just going to be Effy's Big Gay Brunch, and other indies.

 

[Hey you in the bushes]

OH MY GOD WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE

also wtf Masato Tanaka is still going ?

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

OH MY GOD WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE

a few years of HRT combined with losing a shit ton of weight and not fixing that up does that to you.

also wtf Masato Tanaka is still going ?

A lot of these old school ECW guys still love to wrestle they thrive off of giving themselves pain and so a lot of them can’t leave it. He could do much better than teaming up with Kidd Bandit though.

Joey's still trying to get his "Oomfies and brigands" to astroturf him some more.

He's also going to be in a Joshi match today so he can beat up more women.

He's obsessing over kids getting free lunch, but I don't know why he would care since A: he's not a kid anymore and B: He doesn't have kids and he never will.

His buddy Effy is doing a world tour that's supposed to end in his old hometown of Anchorage, and he wants to fight Effy for his world title.

And finally there's this faggy sonic edit made by a fan of Joey's.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Pretty sure the Invisible Man has a better shot at Effy's title after he threw Effy out of the ring at Cluster Fuck. Joseph should pin IM first before he asks for a title shot.

 

[Figantic Gaggot]

His buddy Effy is doing a world tour that's supposed to end in his old hometown of Anchorage, and he wants to fight Effy for his world title.

it'll only happen if joey janela tells big daddy brett to book it

 

[Evan Kor]

So if he's a "girl", then does he only wrestle against girls or does he wrestle against other guys?

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

So if he's a "girl", then does he only wrestle against girls or does he wrestle against other guys?

He wrestles against both. Indie wrestling loves intergender shit so you have all of these intergender matches happen. It doesn’t happen much in the major companies nowadays but it might be heading towards that direction soon.

 

[S.C Malthus]

He wrestles against both. Indie wrestling loves intergender shit so you have all of these intergender matches happen. It doesn’t happen much in the major companies nowadays but it might be heading towards that direction soon.

For the most part major companies limit intergender matches to when they're pushing the woman as a powerhouse or psycho. Examples being Jordynne Grace now, Chyna & Luna Vachon back in the day.

I also remember "couples" matches used to be a thing, though not if they were common? Where intergender tag teams, often dating, would have some contrived rivalry over something.

Max the Impaler also does intergender matches, though I'm not sure if they were a woman when they started wrestling or always "The Nonbinary Nightmare"

EDIT: Bandit Tax
Joey looking like an idiot and these poor Japanese people displaying the correct amount of indifference, boredom, confusion or disgust.