Kill one person, bring one back

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Bring back Billy Mays in exchange for everyone who has tried to replace him in infomercials.
 
kill Dave Grohl, bring back Lemmy. Or Jeff Hanneman. Or Tom Petty.

What I'm saying is that I don't think Dave is anything special.
 
Kill Amy Schumer, bring back Robin Williams.

Kill James Corden, bring back John Pertwee.

Kill Piers Morgan, bring back Terry Wogan.
 
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Audit_The_Autist said:
I'm killing off Patrick Steward to bring back Christopher Lee. LotR > Star Trek
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Well, I don't know who this "Patrick Steward" dude is, and I do wish Christopher Lee was still alive. (For reasons totally unrelated to his, let's face it, cameo in LotR.)
Like say the metal album he released in his fucking 90's

But yeah, kill Sean Connery to bring back Christopher Lee instead. It's not like he's done anything worthwhile in like 20 years.
 
Here's my list:

Kill Michael Moore, Bring back Monty Oum.

Kill Stephen King, Bring back Terry Pratchett.

Kill Vince McMahon, Bring back Jim Neidhart.

Kill John Cena, Bring back Ronda Rousey's dad. (I feel like being nice today.)

Kill Hill/Bill Clinton, Bring back Thomas Jefferson.

Kill Marjan, Bring back Hugh Hefner.

Kill Null, Bring back Null. Repeat.
 
I'd kill J.K Rowling and bring back Terry Pratchett.

I'd kill myself and bring myself back to see what hell is like.
 
Kill the stupid bitch who cut me off in traffic with a motorcycle, bring back anyone with even a shred of road etiquette.
 
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