Killstream The Movie - The Ralphamovie, featuring May in a bikini

"Well I mean it's not public knowledge but I've had plenty of fights, I mean I've talked about it but I've had plenty of fights with my dad. Insane fights with my dad.. uh you know...'

JARRING HARD CUT

"also I think I accidently cut the video off there"

Ralph really does have a daddy complex. Just what did Ronnie do to him?
 
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I know this has been beaten to death, but god damn. Could ralph really not find a better picture? Did he hire a-logs to do his video editing? There has to be one where you don't look constipated with diagonal eyes
 
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Finger Pistols said:
The voices in his head from his heavy intake of drugs.
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Ralph has no voices in his head, he's one of those NPCs, he just acts on instinct and muscle memory as he goes, no inner dialog at all, ever.

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Triumph of the Will (To Keep Eating)
Fear and Loathing In Every Aspect of My Life
My Big Fat Gay Wedding
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Horse and gunting in Las Vegas
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
I think for the real experience with this I’ll need to move it over to Betamax and bribe a bum to pretend to be a local rental store, and get it for $5 not rewound, and watch it on a 15” tv.
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Imagine getting Killstream the movie and American Pie as a 2 for 1. Would be wild.
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AncientPhosphur said:
I used to gorge on White Castle because it was cheap and easy to get calories while not being far out of the way from college classes, but I was also a competitive athlete and needed it after going through my cafeteria points. How a 5’1 dude needs that in a meal when theyre sedentary WHILE consuming beer explains the nonElucidean gunt.
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AnOminous said:
Bonus mukbang. And yeah you go to WC for a bunch of shitty burgers, hot, probably because you're drunk or stoned, not for quality fare. I forgot they even had fries.
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i just thought the sheer volume was funny, like an entire crate of hamburgers and then some loose ones and additional bags out of frame. not knocking cheap food at all, love it when i get it. its just a comically large amount of fast food like big smokes order or when we joke about needing a little red wagon and a dump truck to give us our order. i felt awkward one time driving away with an order that large for several people and it was still excessive whereas this just seems to be for him and maybe also meigh who i think explicitly said she tries not to eat alot on dates so if its just the two of them and maybe one or two other people its still mostly ralphs.
 
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Aaaaaand done. Highlight was probably the wedding. Ralph forgetting money to tip elvis and having to go to an ATM, then arriving and realizing he forgot the wedding papers and having to go back for them. Rosie crying during the ceremony. And to top it all off immediately going to whitecastle to eat a dozen burgers.

No credit sequence so I don't know who the editor was. For a 2 hour long feature they could have trimmed about 70% of the run time without losing anything of substance. My guess is pantsu edited the majority of it with Ralph doing the beginning (seething at harry morris) and end (seething at Null). The Ralphamania "film" was 10 minutes of shit footage, but at least it was better edited. I say that, but slow motion D grade wrestling looks fucking awful; the fakeness is so much more apparent.

It's my opinion that Null should record a commentary track. So much non-content in the 'film' that he could go on 10 minute ralphatangents and we wouldn't miss a thing.
 
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Pitbull Victim said:
That part made me laugh so hard that I went and watched the kdenlive tutorial in the Archival Tools thread so I properly could clip it

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Hard to hear because of the music, but right at the end he goes over and says something and she replies with "I'm trying", so I'm guessing he said something to the effect of, "can't you shut her up."

It's clear he doesn't help out at all and only interacts with Rozy for photo ops.

Whoever edited this does not appear to have done Ralph many favors with trying to make things look good for him. Then again, it's hard to pass dog shit off as a Gordan Ramsey plate.
 
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ddlloo said:
Amazing. The first 'interview' ends with Meigh getting up to comfort a crying rozie while Ralph just sits at their table with his head in his hands for 20 seconds, then he gets up and it's just an empty shot for 5 seconds. Absolutely kino editing.
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Goddamn Meigh is an awful mother. She’s laughing while her baby is crying and distressed. Instead of showing a scintilla of empathy or validating her baby’s feelings, Meigh just laughs. How can someone be this fucking fundamentally broken and retarded? Mexican CPS, do your thing.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Goddamn Meigh is an awful mother. She’s laughing while her baby is crying and distressed. Instead of showing a scintilla of empathy or validating her baby’s feelings, Meigh just laughs. How can someone be this fucking fundamentally broken and retarded? Mexican CPS, do your thing.
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It's a nervous laugh because she knows Ralph is going to blame her for the baby crying and holler at her once the camera is off.
 
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