UN Kim Jong-Un could trigger the literal appocolypse - If it ain't Gwam thing, it's another.

And yet another reason as to why the Norks are idiots- They could potentially awaken a Supervolcano:

https://www.forbes.com/sites/robina...rigger-a-volcanic-supereruption/#3770e648d558
"Putting aside its mythology, it’s currently causing concern among volcanologists. Its storied geological history – which we’ll get into in just a tad – is so violent that even the notoriously secretive North Korean government has enlisted the help of British researchers to poke around a bit.

The rare international scientific collaboration revealed that the magma chamber plumbing system beneath this mountain is far from dead; seismic imaging suggests that it has a fiery soul that’s tens of kilometres across and several kilometres deep. Someday, all that magma is going to burst forth at the surface. The key question here, as always, is when?

Well, bizarrely, thanks to North Korea’s nuclear weapons program, it might be any day now. According to a separate study conducted over the last couple of years, the country’s underground weapons tests are sending powerful pressure waves towards Paektu’s massive magma chamber. This pressure is essentially being transferred to the magma, and at a certain point, it could cause the rock surrounding the partly liquid doom to crack, and thereby trigger an eruption."
 
>Norks end up btfo-ing themselves to a new level by making a super volcano explode in their backyard, taking out parts of China as well.

God is real.

Edit: also, fun fact. Not even Yellowstone erupting could bring about mass extinction. There's no evidence that happened the last two times it erupted. Yellowstone. Fucking Yellowstone. The biggest fucking fuck no on the planet. It'd be a catastrophe, but humanity would be fine in the long term.
 
>Norks end up btfo-ing themselves to a new level by making a super volcano explode in their backyard, taking out parts of China as well.

God is real.

Imagine dying horribly to breathing in radioactive sulfuric acid as green smoke just creeps into your shanty town.
 
so this is definitely going to happen, and it will wipe out most of civilization except for a few vague anecdotal accounts, and then in a few thousand years when humans are back on their feet, everyone will have already discredited the only remaining historical texts we have have that warn of various kinds of decadence and human silliness that indirectly lead to a fiery annihilation that falls from the sky. Then the cycle will begin again.
 
so this is definitely going to happen, and it will wipe out most of civilization except for a few vague anecdotal accounts, and then in a few thousand years when humans are back on their feet, everyone will have already discredited the only remaining historical texts we have have that warn of various kinds of decadence and human silliness that indirectly lead to a fiery annihilation that falls from the sky. Then the cycle will begin again.
The only way this could be better is if the Farms somehow become the foundational holy text of a new religion. Like Greek mythology except all the gods are even more exceptional.
 
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