King of the hill appreciation thread - Yup.

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There has to be more to this story....
“Husband” is 100% a pooner, check the dedicated thread.
Pooner claims house was arson’d by bigots yet the news reports it was actually done by Joss himself accidentally by trying to hear the home with a gas grill due to being all but broke and not being able to afford fuel.

A lot of places in my area in the north east burned down over the past couple winters because of people heating with too many electric heaters or doing what Joss did. Sad story but losers are already politicizing it early so when the truth comes out the damage is already done. Pooner “husband” is taking from the Juicy Smooyay play book.
 
Isn't it funny how the narrative anytime a faggot
He isn’t a faggot. A drug addicted straight man with a pooner “husband”
Checking mail at a burned down house? Wouldn't the post office hold mail instead of delivering it to a burned house?
I have a relative that still got mail at a property with a burned down house on it. It’s not as uncommon as you might think.
I'm a minute behind, please direct to the "The John Redcorn Guy (the second one) Is Dead and Has A Pooner(?) Life (lol) Partner" general?
I tagged you in the thread.
 
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“Husband” is 100% a pooner, check the dedicated thread.
Pooner claims house was arson’d by bigots yet the news reports it was actually done by Joss himself accidentally by trying to hear the home with a gas grill due to being all but broke and not being able to afford fuel.

A lot of places in my area in the north east burned down over the past couple winters because of people heating with too many electric heaters or doing what Joss did. Sad story but losers are already politicizing it early so when the truth comes out the damage is already done. Pooner “husband” is taking from the Juicy Smooyay play book.
Also a reminder, Chris burnt down his own house because he tried to use a coffee maker in the fucking bathroom, LMAO. Electronics should really require an IQ check when bought at the local Home Depot.
 
Call me old fashioned, but if I was married to someone vaguely famous and they got shot and killed and I was pressed by media/social media to make some sort of confirming statement, I'd probably DFE after making an extremely basic yes they're gone statement. Honestly I'd probably just DFE and not say anything, who needs a bunch of parasocial retards swarming you during such a traumatic event?

Something about sticking around and making big wordy posts about it being a heckin stinky hate crime when it seemed cleared the dude was unstable in an area where everyone and their dog is armed seems weird.

I'm not really leaning either way into what allegedly happened, but I just don't get everyone in the current era and their perma online presence. Personally I'd have fucking more important shit to figure out, and being online would be the last thing I'd be thinking about/doing. I get it if being online is your sole source of bread and butter, but that doesn't seem to be the case here. The whole thing is weird.

And in their defense, if what she said is true, well that sounds like a slam dunk open and shut case so again, why pop off about it? Isn't rule # 1 of any kind of case STFU?
 
5 people over a 30 year period isn't exactly a crazy amount.
Eh, not really. Brittany died in 2009…so at most 16 years. I believe there are still conspiracy theories about her death.
Then there was Tom Petty, 2017, cause of death: drug overdose.
Hardwick, 2023, cause of death: no one knows.
Joss, 2025, cause of death: FAFO I guess.

I’m sorry, I’m just gonna have to categorize this as the “Glee Curse.” I’m not even sure I should watch this on Hulu without holding Rosary beads,
 
If they make the new show in Lawrence of Arabia's original aspect ratio, then that animation will look passable.

Why? There's very little if any progressive propaganda in the Beavis and Butthead reboot.
I doubt there will be little, if any, politics involved. This is like those straight-to-video reboots from the 2000s, which are the best kind of shitty reboots. In a few years, I can forget that this ever existed. I'm glad studios are more averse to woke shit now, and Mike Judge is still at the helm. Otherwise, I would be watching one of my favorite shows get gangraped.
 
Call me old fashioned, but if I was married to someone vaguely famous and they got shot and killed and I was pressed by media/social media to make some sort of confirming statement, I'd probably DFE after making an extremely basic yes they're gone statement. Honestly I'd probably just DFE and not say anything, who needs a bunch of parasocial retards swarming you during such a traumatic event?

Something about sticking around and making big wordy posts about it being a heckin stinky hate crime when it seemed cleared the dude was unstable in an area where everyone and their dog is armed seems weird.

I'm not really leaning either way into what allegedly happened, but I just don't get everyone in the current era and their perma online presence. Personally I'd have fucking more important shit to figure out, and being online would be the last thing I'd be thinking about/doing. I get it if being online is your sole source of bread and butter, but that doesn't seem to be the case here. The whole thing is weird.

And in their defense, if what she said is true, well that sounds like a slam dunk open and shut case so again, why pop off about it? Isn't rule # 1 of any kind of case STFU?
Bewilders me that prosecutors don’t tell them to shut the fuck up. I guess she wrote the message while they were being taken to the ambulance. And let’s not forget the accused killer immediately wrote his own letter.

Fun case for the lawyers to handle.
 
I'd say Hank would vote for Trump, but would still have reservations on it.
I think people are right when they would say that Hank would vote Trump, but in 2016 he would prefer Ted Cruz, and he'd do the same thing in 2020 and 2024 hoping someone more to Hank's liking beats Trump in the GOP Primary but he votes Trump in the General election.

Hank would hate the 2020 #StopTheSteal stuff and Jan 6. If the show had some more Trump stuff from the past there would be some anti-Q/anti-Groyper stuff.
 
Thinking about the character of John Redcorn triggered some old memories.
I remember watching this episode brand new and my father walked into the living room. He walked right in as Dale apologized to Redcorn on behalf of “White Men.” My father’s kneejerk reaction was that this show was some leftist horseshit. My older sibling then asked how FOIA works and my father went off on 15 minute explanation over it, he was impressed to learn that King of the Hill was educating people on FOIA. He then would watch the show with us in syndication KOTH is the only
cartoon he’ll bother to watch.

Anyway I hope Dale can be less of a retard for cheap laughs in the revival. I thought it was neat that Dale got Redcorn the parcel of land near the highway.
 
Isn't Connie like a super genius prodigy? Why would she resort to OnlyFans?
a lot of the OF seem to be those "former gifted kids" types. plus puberty really is the great divider, i had a world class band teacher who even admited it was much easier to teach prepubescents complicated pieces than high schoolers because puberty can just nuke even a prodigy's talent
The name “Tristan” is a dead giveaway. Pooners love literary British or Irish names with soft consonants. Aidan, Elliott, Oliver. You’ll never meet a pooner named Clarence.
its like how every tranny seems to love scene or alt girls and have names like Zoe and wear knee-high socks which were all the rage with girls back in 2006 who loved some niche music genre like "dark cabaret" or other music genre that most normies just shoved in the "emo" category. Not going to see some tranny named "jennifer"
I’m just gonna have to categorize this as the “Glee Curse.”
at least with glee its tragic because everyone was still in the prime of their lives. outside of murphy everyone else was a middle aged dude, which is when your drug addictions or bad diet catch up with you.
I think people are right when they would say that Hank would vote Trump, but in 2016 he would prefer Ted Cruz, and he'd do the same thing in 2020 and 2024 hoping someone more to Hank's liking beats Trump in the GOP Primary but he votes Trump in the General election.

Hank would hate the 2020 #StopTheSteal stuff and Jan 6. If the show had some more Trump stuff from the past there would be some anti-Q/anti-Groyper stuff.
i easily know a dozen people like that, but they still admit to voting for trump in the end. i suspect people will be shocked how well the 2028 GOP will do, Trump really did rub people the wrong way.
 
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Even if it was a hate crime, how does Pride month help? Endless debauchery in entertainment and general public spaces, while people (including kids) are just trying to get on with their lives? Yeah, that’s endearing.

I wonder why they’re rapidly losing public support.

Why didn’t they have enough pride to get his mental health under control? That seems like what would’ve saved him instead of some pervert parade month.
 
That bullshit hate crime narrative is beginning to make the rounds on twitter and it’s genuinely making me MATI. Of course those degenerate faggots would only care about joss when he’s dead, it’s easier to make him a martyr of your faggot lifestyle rather than give him the mental help he needed.
 
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