Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Bogliacci]

Very strange combo of smug and cope over at the subreddit about getting Cobra suspended.
They're saying it's Josh's fault for not adhering to the rules of Google's platform, not theirs for mass reporting.
I wonder if how they'll react when their subreddit gets glassed for "not adhering to the rules of reddit's platform"

Cobes could report them at anytime but he's too retarded

 

[GuntPatrol]

OR (And I'm m leaning towards this)

He has added real alcohol to his mead. Probably hard liqour. The alcohol has killed off any yeast in his mead and there is essentially no activity going on, so it looks the same as the day before.

Adding grain alcohol is just to teach the yeast what they're supposed to be doing. They need a little encouragement. TWU to0bz. Circle of protection on all fermenting microbes. Fuck sickos.

 

[Xenomorph]

Are redditors real people? How much of the group think on the smaller niche subs like Cobra's is just bot accounts upvoting and pushing any post that supports right think?

Oh you dont even know Reddit fags love calling what they do "snark" lmao they think their little "snark" plebbits is okay they are not like that terrible Kiwi Farms!

OMG SO KEWL SUCH TRELLING LE UPBOAT

 

[Incel Death Note]

Oh you dont even know Reddit fags love calling what they do "snark" lmao they think their little "snark" plebbits is okay they are not like that terrible Kiwi Farms!

OMG SO KEWL SUCH TRELLING LE UPBOAT

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Imagine acting like such a retard that Josh of all people has to tell you to grow up.

 

[Merry]

I make my own mead. A good mead is honey and a *carefully measured, moderate amount* of spices/fruits.
This is one of the worst things I have ever seen, it will probably taste like the mystery juice at the bottom of a garbage bag of cans after a party. I'm not even joking about that.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

I'm going to assume he's shaking his bogbrew every so often. He probably thinks it helps.

iirc he hasn't been able to go a single day without fucking with any of the bogbrew poop juices. A couple of them he started sipping on less than a day after starting to ferment them.

Does Cobes know how to scramble eggs in the microwave or is that too normal a dish for him?

He probably can, but not without adding beer, energy drinks, and like 4 different condiments to them first. Unlike Jason Genova, who's burnt oatmeal in the microwave.

 

[Love Is Blue]

• Chocolate chip cookies
• 2 cups sugar
• Entire container of honey
• Canned jalapenos (also contains carrots and onions)
• 2 bananas
• 32oz Monster Energy
• 1L water
• 1 packet of wine yeast

this shit is like ingredients for a Skyrim potion, maybe he really is a wizard

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

this shit is like ingredients for a Skyrim potion, maybe he really is a wizard

He once made a cauldron of black ooze and demonstrated his command over fire while cooking french fries.

He literally made the Draught of Living Death from Harry Potter.

 

[TV's Adam West]

We were all just postin about how seething about Cobes is retarded but im like legit seething at how he could possibly think this is going to be anything but gut rot lmfao. How is it possible for someone to be so deluded???

Allow me to quote a song, If you're gonna be dumb. I know cobes is a metalhead but we'll get country for a second.

I lit my brain with Rot-Gut whiskey
'Till all my pain was chicken fried
And I had dudes with badges frisk me
Teach me how to swallow pride
I took advice no fool would take
I got some habits I can't shake
I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I know enough to know
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough

 

[Troonos]

Cobra is making 'mead' by dumping a bottle of honey in a gallon of Tampico mango juice with what I can only assume is more instant yeast.

As a meadmaker, I'm very offended by this.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Im becoming so triggered when he shakes the yeast back in.

WHY is he doing that??? Thats not a thing. Thats not a step in brewing wine/beer/mead/ anything. No body does that.

I just found out about this experiment of yours! Hahaha nice, I'm super curious to see the final result compared to Cobes.

My former brother-in-law was a professional chef and brewer. One time I tried to help him and overdid the yeast too (I had no idea what I was doing).

The man got so angry he almost had a heart attack, so I feel your pain haha

 

[GuntPatrol]

He probably can, but not without adding beer, energy drinks, and like 4 different condiments to them first. Unlike Jason Genova, who's burnt oatmeal in the microwave.

Cobes doesn't just cook, he food hacks. Only fellow food hackers would understand. All food hacks must contain at least five of the following ingredients:

• Mountain Dew
• Lucerne (pronounced Loo-kraine) shredded sharp (or extra sharp) cheddar
• "Butter" (i.e. margarine)
• Hormel REAL bacon bits
• Dean's French onion with bacon dip
• Beer
• Crumbled nacho cheese flavored Doritos
• Tostitos salsa con queso
• Supermarket sushi rolls that have been sitting on the counter for three days
• Bacon
• Individual packets of Taco Bell hot sauce sent by the trolls
• Ranch dressing
• Canned meat
• An entire tube of Pillsbury chocolate chip cookie dough

Those are some dank ass ingredients tooobs.

edit: swapping the Mtn Dew for a Monster energy drink is an acceptable substitution.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Cobes doesn't just cook, he food hacks. Only fellow food hackers would understand. All food hacks must contain at least five of the following ingredients:

• Mountain Dew
• Lucerne (pronounced Loo-kraine) shredded sharp (or extra sharp) cheddar
• "Butter" (i.e. margarine)
• Hormel REAL bacon bits
• Dean's French onion with bacon dip
• Beer
• Crumbled nacho cheese flavored Doritos
• Tostitos salsa con queso
• Supermarket sushi rolls that have been sitting on the counter for three days
• Bacon
• Individual packets of Taco Bell hot sauce sent by the trolls
• Ranch dressing
• Canned meat
• An entire tube of Pillsbury chocolate chip cookie dough

Those are some dank ass ingredients tooobs.

edit: swapping the Mtn Dew for a Monster energy drink is an acceptable substitution.

Don't forget the peanut butter, mayo and week old grease.

 

[whogoesthere]

He probably can, but not without adding beer, energy drinks, and like 4 different condiments to them first. Unlike Jason Genova, who's burnt oatmeal in the microwave.

Who doesn't like a burger drenched in Bud Light, monster energy drink and garnished with crushed up dorritoes. It's bad luck if you do not like that, because he does it to all his food that isn't doordashed.

 

[8mm Cunningham]

Don't forget the peanut butter, mayo and week old grease.

Everyone thinks it is just the ingredients! You need to cook them one at a time and let them congeal.

 

[BallBuster II]

Oh you dont even know Reddit fags love calling what they do "snark" lmao they think their little "snark" plebbits is okay they are not like that terrible Kiwi Farms!

OMG SO KEWL SUCH TRELLING LE UPBOAT

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What's funny about this Reddit faggot, is that Josh in my opinion won this little spat. It doesn't matter if you "don't have a YT channel", the fact that Josh takes the higher ground and rolls with the punches on the troll/clip channels really is the ultimate own to these mongoloids. They realize that wasting money on DoorDash for Josh isn't getting the reactions they want anymore so now they are resorting to cowtipping (for no real reason) and self owning in the process.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Okay, someone please let Cobra know you don't need honey to make alcohol. If you're going to be making crazy concoctions anyways just use demerara or brown sugar. Way cheaper.

 

[Xenomorph]

What's funny about this Reddit faggot, is that Josh in my opinion won this little spat. It doesn't matter if you "don't have a YT channel", the fact that Josh takes the higher ground and rolls with the punches on the troll/clip channels really is the ultimate own to these mongoloids. They realize that wasting money on DoorDash for Josh isn't getting the reactions they want anymore so now they are resorting to cowtipping (for no real reason) and self owning in the process.

100% they are so desperate to create drama

 

[Bogliacci]

Reddit kiddies want to see all the classic cobes moments happen in real time, but don't understand their cajoling is part of why he doesn't show or talk about much anymore.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Oh you dont even know Reddit fags love calling what they do "snark" lmao they think their little "snark" plebbits is okay they are not like that terrible Kiwi Farms!

OMG SO KEWL SUCH TRELLING LE UPBOAT

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r/The_Boglim is somehow 1000x worse than the actual KingCobraJFS subreddit. That's where the Cyrax level of degen followers meet up.