Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Barbarus said:
I fucking hate Courtney far more than chazz, Chris or Scotty. The three all used josh for their own means, lied and got shit out of josh. Courtney however is a slut who uses josh for her own entertainment, talks shit to his face knowing he is going to have no idea, manipulate him into doing some of the worst shit, give the worst fucking advice to Josh and all the while parade around like this queen of the King cobra communities.

Scotty was a piece of shit, chazz was a liar but got some fucking amusing content for us, Chris used josh for his place for so long but like both, brought some content or funny moments. Courtney is only doing this for herself, she has her own orbiters who join in taking the piss out of josh yet supposedly spread his nudes and record him on discord.

But, there is not enough for a thread on any of the characters save warlord who i have been thinking about doing something for soon as that is a wild wild fucking ride. I was going to thread up Courtney but fuck me there is such a lack of anything interesting about her.
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Brothers in arms.
Josh knows about reddit but not about the farms. I won't break protocol but it would be hilarious if someone documented the truth on Cuntney.
 
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It's both hilarious and sad that the guy receives stimulus checks at all, banks and depends on them , while simultaneously expecting others to spend their free money on his music. Lol.
 
Cobes shows off a new corn cob tobacco pipe and a pouch of pipe tobacco. Great to see he's spending his stimmy on more than just pizza and burgers.



In the video, he teased a new cooking video that should be out sometime soon (almost 2 hours long according to Cobes). He's drunk off his ass and streaming at the time of this post, and his stream quality is shit, so that must mean that he's uploading it.
 
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Itspinklava said:
New Kate Winslet!
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Here's Kobes' stream Chillin stream from last night. His cooking video still isn't uploaded yet.
Start:
Having a glass of wine before he passes out. Talking about his spaghetti and meatballs cooking video he’s going to upload. He’s very pleased with how the spaghetti turned out.
2:29:
Trolls.
2:55:
He decided to switch it up making spaghetti and meatballs because people are so used to him making burgers and pizza. Very pleased with his spaghetti and meatballs.
4:29:
Getting a new charger for his phone so he can upload videos straight from his desktop again. Imaginary conversation of people asking him to cook things other than burgers and pizza.
6:20:
Said he had a few mishaps with the cooking video so it will be entertaining. Red wine in a Jack Skellington cup is Goth AF. Says he watched about 25 minutes of his cooking video and then decided to post it. Says he laughed a few times.
9:34:
Says he wrapped bacon around the meatballs so they were difficult to make but he was happy with the result. Says it’s going to take a few hours to upload the video.
11:16:
He put Nacho Cheese Doritos in his spaghetti but it turned out great. Talks about how he made the spaghetti and meatballs. This video is going to piss vegans off. If mongooses didn’t eat cobras the cobra population would die out. Writing stories about King cobras. Stephen King cobra.
14:31:
Spaghetti video will take forever to upload and the audio is choppy but it’s okay. Spaghetti turned out good and he had fun making it. Kobes loves cooking.
16:22:
Might grab another beer before he goes to bed because that’s how he rolls. Just being quiet as a mouse chilling out. Back to talking about how good his spaghetti and meatballs came out.
18:08:
Imaginary argument of people saying he’s trying too hard smoking a corn cob pipe. Thanks for buying his album. Talking about his album. Gender relations.
22:00:
Back to talking about his spaghetti.
23:00:
Might have another beer before he passes out. Power of the mind.
25:23:
Gets up to get a beer.
25:56:
Returns with some Dead guy ale. Talking about his spaghetti video and how he’s going to own the trolls who think he’s too stupid to cook anything other than burgers and pizza. Explains how he made the meatballs. Sketty and meatballs. Imaginary grammar police argument. Very pleased with how his spaghetti and meatballs turned out.
31:00:
Dead guy ale is goth AF. His spaghetti and meatballs video is at 15% uploaded. It’s going to take a while but it’s coming. Talking about how good his spaghetti and meatballs turned out.
33:50:
Troll rant.
35:40:
Kobes thinks he put too much cheese in the meatballs. Explains how he made the meatballs. Talking about trolls thinking he can only make burgers and pizzas.
40:20:
Don’t let the trolls stop you from doing what you love rant. Owning the trolls by making spaghetti and meatballs.
43:27:
Gender relations. He opened all the windows because his apartment was so stuffy from him smoking in it.
45:30:
His cooking video took 2 hours but it was worth it. He would put less cheese in the meatballs next time. Very pleased with how the spaghetti and meatballs turned out. Talking about uploading the video again. Suck it trolls!
 
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