Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ellesse_warrior]

Here's the video responce stream from yesterday

Spoiler: ARCHIVE video responce

Spoiler: TIMESTAMPS

Start:
Doing a video response to a Terrence Pop video about everyday being women’s day. Kobes disagrees. If people don’t want him to drink girly drinks they can go ahead and give him money to buy Bud Light.
2:45:
Reads a comment. Men are getting a taste of the oppression women faced for centuries and they can’t cope. Uses Vlad the Impaler as an example of female oppression. YouTube commenter has a fragile male ego.
7:07:
Imagine if Amy Schumer talked about male privilege on stage. #killallmen, single moms, Terrence Pop’s ex-wife ran over his dog.
9:20:
Starts the video for 2 seconds and pauses it to talk about gender relations. Complains about people complaining about him doing Terrence Pop video responses. He would gladly jerk off to women on Chaturbate for the rest of his life if he can’t find an of age girlfriend despite waiting patiently. Gender relations/ dry spell rant.
15:00:
Women are getting fed up with double standards too. ‘This one female comedian said some shit.’ Great point Kobes. Sexism exists on both sides but no one cares unless it’s sexism towards women.
17:35:
He’s sacrificing his dry spell to improve gender relations. Male oppression. Perhaps male oppression is not a new thing but is only being talked about now.
20:26:
Says he thought about taking karate and Tae Kwon Do lessons and if he does he will not be expecting any special treatment.
21:40:
Back to the video. Pauses to point out that the lenses on his glasses have transitioned. Then agrees with what’s said on the video.
24:48:
Double standards on YouTube censorship. Talks about Holly Wolf on YouTube. He wouldn’t watch hot of age chicks on YouTube doing try on hauls if he had an of age girlfriend of his own. Gets the bottle opener Stephanie bought for him.
27:09:
Back to the video.
28:16:
Talks about getting a YouTube guidelines strike for his cock holster Valentine’s day stream. Double standards on YouTube. He found out about naked yoga videos on YouTube from Sydney Watson. Goes into detail about beating a hypothetical person up.
31:41:
Back to the video for 2 seconds and pauses to talk about guns. If he won the lottery he would have a gun range out back of his clock tower mansion. Back to the video.
37:20:
Casper weather/ blow job joke. Metalocalypse impersonations. Kobes says he would be really good at voice acting because he can do voices like no other. More impersonations. Back to the video.
41:10:
Flexing and checking out his biceps. Back to the video.
42:36:
Flexing and showing off his green tattoos. Back to the video.
43:56:
Talks about how sometimes his stream freezes or the sound goes. Transition lenses. Ozzy ate a bat coronavirus joke. Back to the video.
45:53:
Looking forward to getting his anti-rape shirt. Not going to celebrate his birthday, maybe just some beer at home. Says he never really celebrated his birthday except when he was younger. Talking about winning the lottery and buy his dream house. Talks about his super-secret toy idea that is staying secret so no one steals his idea. Shows off his beer. #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement. Back to the video.
49:47:
Ranting about people complaining about the sound on his cooking videos and the video when he chased the turkeys into the busy road. Talking about how cool his younger fans think he is but don’t drink until you’re 21 and up. Complaining about the age for purchasing tobacco being raised.
53:52:
Says he 11 minutes into an hour and a half video. Science is magic. Back to the video.
57:42:
Reads what’s written on stream and goes on a rant about delivering a baby in enemy territory. Back to the video. Kobes wants sources that can back up this newspaper article. The internet is full of bullshit. Would be better for women to have their baby safely in a hospital not a combat zone. Women just trying to look progressive by having their babies in the army in a combat zone. Kobes isn’t buying this story. People will bitch about not having the option even if women in the army wanting to have babies in enemy territory is not thing.
1:05:00:
Piss break.
1:05:44:
Returns. Kobes is going to get buzzed before recording but doesn’t need to get buzzed to record. Back to the video.
1:08:58:
Kobes isn’t impressed that they use Wikipedia as a source for the history of international women’s day. Complains about being called a simp for supporting women’s rights. Back to the video.
1:11:39:
Starts to go on a rant about no international men’s day. Decides to Google if it’s a thing. It is November 19th. So why are men bitching? Blocks and deletes troll texts. Reads troll texts and blocks the trolls. Kobes may find the smoking hot of age goth chick of his dreams someday. Back to the video.
1:16:26:
Kobes gets annoyed by what they are saying in the video. Both genders make the same complaints about each other.
1:18:10:
You want to be gay, be gay. Scenarios of men calling other men gay for drinking girly drinks and eating hot dogs. Homophobes are secret gays. Back to the video.
1:21:45:
Makes a comment about social elites controlling people? The weather? Women exploit men with sexuality because society puts pressure on men to have sex. Women are the gatekeepers of sex.
1:25:17:
If men could have babies it would be a different argument. Talking about men shitting babies out their asses. Compares childbirth to getting kicked in the balls. The closest men will get to childbirth is kidney stones. Women don’t get any sympathy after having a baby because they are expected to go straight back to work. Fuck rape. Talks about parenthood. Video on for 2 seconds and then talking about single fathers getting no support. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Men don’t get 12 weeks paternity leave because they are not pushing babies out their assholes.
1:32:16:
Kobes explains how babies are made with hip thrusts. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Birth control sometimes fails. Back to the video. Kobes disagrees with everything that’s being said in the video. Finishes his beers.
1:36:36:
Piss break
1:37:46:
Returns. He is really not liking what’s being said in the stream. Both genders are not allowed to show emotions. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Women in the middle east are oppressed. Back to the video for two seconds. Both genders are complaining about the same things. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations. Back to the video.
1:44:53:
Double standards. Women can objectify men but when men do it it’s degrading. Back to the video. Rant about not all women are lying about rape. Man can be raped. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what’s said in the video. Reads what’s written on the screen about a student who lied about getting raped by her teacher and then turns into a rant about Muslims but not all Muslims. Back to the video.
1:51:05:
Kobes starts making faces because he’s trying to hold in a sneeze but still sneezes.
1:53:17:
More face twitches.
1:55:40:
Big face twitch
1:58:43:
Vegan rant. Back to the video. Watching in silence.
2:03:07:
Another face twitch.
2:03:37:
Systematic sexism. Back to the video. Sitting in silence watching the video. Gives up watching the video and ends the stream.

 

[I.B. Niggin]

Love and Vanity archived here for future generation to all enjoy. Love's pain is very moody and gothic, TWU.
Certainly not as good as the Christmas album, but worth a listen. Grab a tape if you're a cool cobra.

Truly the Daniel Johnston of the new generation

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

36 minutes and 30 seconds of my life, gone forever.
I did this in Excel and copy-pasted here as I had a lot to do today, but was hoping to bang this out before tomorrow.
I have listened to Josh's music since 2011, so I felt it only right to do a full Kiwi Review!

TRACK_NUMBER	TRACK_TITLE	TRACK_LENGTH	TRACK_DESCRIPTION	TRACK_NOTES
1​	Love and Vanity	5:39​	By Gawd King, it's the title track!	So here it is, the opening and title track to Love and Vanity! Here we see on display the "full force" of Josh's "layered vocals" that we have heard in spontaneous bursts between incel rants. Of note, he really took the time to write lyrics. Sadly, Josh never uses a metronome nor does he record drums first. In fact, the opening has an acoustic guitar with some single note picking which sounds very similar to several albums of years gone by. To add to the impact and assault on your ears that is this track (and entire album) everything is mixed right down the middle--save for the "layered vocals". The layered vocals are comprised of the following: Josh's Nickelback speaking voice-forced-singing-voice, a Slipknot/Dani Filth-esque growl, Dokken and the Cookie Monster. He keeps referencing speedmetal and dark metal but really it's shit-metal. The electric guitar is a lot of banging, twanging, sliding and hammering we're subjected to on live streams. The actual lyrical content is about as incel-rant as one can get. In fact, in his "chillin" video published on March 19 2021, he basically speaks the same exact phrases. This one opens up by explaining the definiton of "insanity" (to which the irony is completely lost on M'Lord). The drums on this track are cobined with a hip-hop esque piano loop. As a critic of his music since his 2011 release, this is especially lazy as he used to use the drum loops from GarageBand, but that takes work. At abour 2:15 in you hear a tapping guitar solo recorded on a separate track in a different tuning than the rest of the song
2​	Love and Vanity(Acoustic Cover)	4:51​	The cover no one asked for!	Normally when a band includes an alternate version of a track on their album, it's titled "[something descriptive] version" and not a cover as, they are the original artist. This version kicks in with a hard strumming acoustic but the same oddly timed and reverbed hip hop drum and piano loop slowly lurching behind the computer-mic-recorded live sesh of acoustic and vocals. The backing track is clearer here thanks in part his awful electric distortion/"layered vocals" not being included. You can clearly hear the line "Like a snake I slither, a cobra waiting for the right time to striiii-iiike, patience pays off in the end, when it comes to dating". This is what this man believes. I do give props to Cobes for recording a different unique vocal and guitar track, versus reusing other stuff he did. He definitely wrote lyrics down, but his odd sense of timing, lack of metronome and lazy backing tracks make this one again hard to understand. Oh one more thing, due to the less layers you can also notice that the backing track has random gunshot and bomb explosions in it. Very of for a speedmetal or powermetal song
3​	Love's Pain	5:38​	John Lennon would be proud…	This track has more reverb than Lizzo in a latex catsuit. Let that set in. Good. This song would have really worked better as an acoustic + vox track with some light cymbol/snare/synths or keys in it. This has a different hip hop beat as a lazy rythem track and yes you guessed it--an odd piano loop. All of these hip hop backing tracks wouldn't sound SO bad if he was in tune, like standard E or C. But no.. we're in Spooky Tuning so... yeah. This track started off with lots of potential--Josh kind of sing-songing his incel rant with his acoustic guitar. It's slow and plodding, it rhymes like a nursery song book and is nothing new. It's literally another "gender relashunz rant". This had potential but is ruined by the backing track.
4​	Wear is the love at	3:50​	Black Eyed Peas meets Black goatees	The opening sounds like an out-of-tune Motorhead song. It quickly devolves into the expected lazy hip-hop backing track and off piano tune looped. Josh slides across the fretboard and--wait… the "layered vocals" are back? And it…it … it sounds exactly like Love and Vanity. This track ups the ante by having a vocal track akin to a C-Lo Green backing vocal. 10/10 hilarity ensues. Josh is addressing his haters this time--perhaps it's a cry for where his actual fans are? Cookie monster is also on backing vocals. Once the free looped hip hop east coast beat fades out, Josh hammers one more time hastily on this 6-strings of death. Of note in this track, you can REALLY hear how horrible the punched-in vox are. For those not in the know, "punching in" is when a track is hot, and you drop into an existing track or project essentially to redo something. Because Josh didn't record full tracks and simply skipped to the part, there's absolutely ZERO natural vocal build. One moment your ears are digesting dogshit guitar and hip hop piance-and BOOM it sounds like hair metal scream + Dani Filth. Every. Fucking. Time. Will give Jord props here, he again wrote lyrics.
5​	Love Dies	3:41​	Dub Step + Beck + Nightranger.	A distorted ballad-ish riff opens, with a poorly balanced dubstep hip hop loop trying to gasp for air in between the GarageBand brand "mastering". The exact same 6 layers of poorly sung vocals are here for all the same tricks as the last 4 songs. Like all the other songs, except this time extremely hard to hear, a sullen Josh singing voice says something and his 5 headmates expressed via poorly immitated shrieks enforce/agree/counter the point. Nothing is on time. There are some bells/belltower samples in this one, I assume only at 2:29 to enhance/drive home the point that's being undiscernibly here. If you've made it this far unironically, keep listening! Nothing like holding the same falsetto note on each song
6​	Love and War	5:47​	This sounds like the chopped & screwed version of the last 5 songs	Holy Reverb, at 48 seconds the guitar and poorly timing drum hip hop loop (this time trading the bad piano loop for overly reverbed hi-hats that would make Lil John cry) kicks in. Right after, shrill screeching and poor vocal-vibrato are incel-complaining about something. And then--FUCK!! At 2:09 in the song, a fucking piano loop. ENOUGH ABOUT THE PIANO LOOPS MAN! Poorly tuned guitar looms in the center channel, punched in vocals holding non-notes making a point over cookie monster voice AND war samples repeating incessantly . At 3:40 we drop into a solo that then enters the riff to the first song's electric guitar track... it's as if he's only capable of repeating the same video topics. If this song was a youtube vid, it would be called simply "night video".
7​	Love and Hate	4:21​	Now THIS sounds like classic GothicKingCobra 52 metal!	This is the dubstep/video game sample song he was pumping his goblet to before on stream. He's got a poor man's version of For Whom the Bell Tolls' intro riff over horribly timed drum loop. Punched in vocals that sound like the last 6 songs permeate and shock your headphones. The concept of Someting AND Somethiiiiing (in this case "Love AND haaaAaAaAate") continues here. The answer and call-back structure is exactly like the first 6 songs. At 1:50 we're greeted with the same shitty noodling we'd see on stream, where his face is doing all kind of gay shit and chirping out. We leave the solo into the poor man's who whom the doordash tolls. The drums I now realize sound like shit because the whole track has a 200 millisecond delay on. For fuck's sake. The Dani Filth screech is again in full affect, along with the Vibrato, followed by Cookie monster. Did I already listen to this one? Fuck.
8​	Fuck Rape	2:43​	The final boss in this video game adventure	This song is somehow both the laziest song on the entire collection and the busiest. It sounds like the drum loops from the last 7 tracks and another GOD FUCKING DAMNED PIANO LOOP are all being played on battery powered cassette decks with differing levels of dead energizer D-cells. It's like the song was taken off life support and tried to breathe water right after. This was definitely recorded with GarageBand peaking-out in the red. The external speakers on the iMac playing 2 youtube loops of bad hip hop 90's Bronx NY beats , with the guitar and core vocal on one track, a little bit of the C-Lo green/cookie monster hybrid and what sounds like what may be an admission to some kind of illegal sex, or accusation of such. Jesus Christ this was both incredible and horrible at the same time.

 

[SnusBurns]

Stole from reddit.

 

[Welcome to the Show]

This might be a hot take but Guiness is gross on its own. Does anybody remember when people used to say Mtn Dew lowered your sperm count? I avoided it for a long time out of respect for my cummies so I didn't develop a taste for it.

Yes. As kids we all said it shrinks your balls.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Here's Kobes' streams from yesterday, looks like he's trying to put BCV out of a job by doing "bitesized" streams now

Spoiler: ARCHIVE Chillin

Spoiler: TIMESTAMPS

Start:
His new album is out TMDWU
Going to do a gender relations rant and have a beer. Doesn't have a drinking problem.
1:00:
Rant about single moms lives being hard. There are single parents who abuse the system. Women are the gatekeepers if sex.
3:35:
Hes been cleaning his apartment. Says he's making an effort to keep his apartment clean. Back to ranting about single parents.
7:50:
Gender relations country song. Wife jokes.
Kobes us just smoking and drinking and telling it like it is.
9:0₩:
Feminazis, incels dry spell. People are dying of cancer, there are bigger things to worry about than sex. Just pay your goddamn child support rant.
11:08:
Celebrating his new album release with a gender relations rant. Talks about his album. Sounds like he accepts he was a bit lazy on the last song. Back to gender relations.
13:34:
Talking about church bells in live and war then back to gender relations rant. Kobes doesn't let his autism, baldness or dry spell stop him from talking to women. Back to gender relations.
16:50:
Fat positivity rant.
18:09:
Women are the gatekeepers of sex. Child support and children's court double standards. Talks about homedad Clint having to fight very hard to get custody of him from his bio mom. No hate towards his bio mom. His step mom was more of a mom to him than his bio mom. His bio mom probably realises Clint was the best guy she ever had.
21:53:
Very pleased with his album. Starts to play a track and then says his trolls want to see him dead. Talks about seeing a demon in the cemetery when he brought his ouijia board there on Halloween. Messing with people's graves is wrong.
25:07:
Continues playing the song. Cuts the song. Goes back to gender relations. Feels sorry for Terrence Pop. Scenario of crazy stalker ex raping hypothetical ex boyfriend. Fuck rape.
29:57:
Asks how he streams for 4 hours in a row. He gets entertained by hanging out with everyone and time slips away. Finishes his bud light #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement. Ends stream.

Spoiler: ARCHIVE Ordered Pizza

Spoiler: TIMESTAMPS

Start:
Shows off his pizza and lists off the toppings. Shoutout to Dominies and Sylvia.
1:00:
Yuckbang. Says he's not really hungry though. Kobes isn't picky about pizza chains. He likes them all.
3:48:
Shows off the pizza again and puts it away. Only ate one slice.
4:42:
Spinach makes the pizza healthy. Cleans up.
5:54:
The pizza was exactly what he ordered. Lights a cigar and ends the stream.

Spoiler: ARCHIVE Friday Standup

Spoiler: TIMESTAMPS

Start:
Making a tune with his bud light bottle. Bud light and mountain Dew drink combination.
1:00:
Cowboy joke. Turns into a rant about dick measuring contests.
3:06:
Guns and sexism. Wyoming girls like guns.
4:05:
Deathbed tapes tells Kobes the tapes are about half sold out TMDWU. Thanks fir buying the tapes.
6:20:
Cats.
7:27:
Dogs lick their own buttholes and drink out of toilets.
8:33:
He's making shorter videos now so they are easier to watch. Shows off his beer mug. #notasponsorjustfreeadvertisement
9:40:
Piss break
10:33:
Returns. Finishes making his drink. Girly drinks is toxic masculinity. Talking about cats again. Talking about people fighting like cats and dogs in the YouTube comments section of videos of cats and dogs.

Spoiler: ARCHIVE Chillin

Spoiler: TIMESTAMPS

Start:
Thanks for buying the merch. Watching a George Bruno video. Gender relations.
1:30:
Drinking bud light and mountain Dew.
2:00:
Starts the video.
2:40:
Explains George Bruno makes videos to help men reach their full potential. Says he has to stop calling himself a retard. Needs to work on self esteem. Back to the video.
6:27:
It takes a man to walk away is a sexist expression. Women can walk away too. Kobes is doing just fine.
7:44:
Ends video by saying when men and women know they are replaceable things change.

Spoiler: ARCHIVE Chilin

Spoiler: TIMESTAMPS

Start:
Opens up the stream by announcing that women and men in relationships need to know that they are replaceable and the starts playing video the video from the last stream.
2:53:
He just parrots what's said in the video
3:45:
Half assed wait patiently... back to the video.
4:56:
Talking about couples nit picking. Back to the video.
6:00:
Happy Friday. Better for kids to be safe or something. Giving relationship advice.
8:38:
Crappy relationships damage both genders. Back to the video.
10:05:
Parrots what's said on the video. Trying out doing bite sized videos instead of longer streams. Back to the video.
11:30:
Trolls fuck with his of age crushes while he's waiting patiently.
12:36:
He sings Bruno Mars because the ladies love it. Half complains about #killallmen.
14:30:
Life is a struggle being weak is a choice. Big speech about how Kobes gets shit for being his goth bad boy self.
16:20:
Music is personal taste then brings up comedy and not liking Amy Schumer's gross jokes is sexist.
18:00:
Ends the video basically saying there's always someone else and burps mid sign off

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

pizza vid

Someone on the sub pointed out he spent like $30 on that, ate one slice, and then put it away. I wonder how many of these disasters actually get completely trashed after he eats one or two slices of them.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Someone on the sub pointed out he spent like $30 on that, ate one slice, and then put it away. I wonder how many of these disasters actually get completely trashed after he eats one or two slices of them.

True but is it more or less of a waste if he eats and then purges the food than eating a small portion and leaving the rest? I think he's more fixated on his weight than usual the last few days and that's probably why he didn't eat more than a slice.

 

[Dick Pooman]

Cobes is currently listening to his album live on stream. Love and Vanity (acoustic cover) sounds exactly like those awful songs that Nick Bate made about incest.

 

[RollingRock]

Love and vanity has more production value than I expected!

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Spoiler: ARCHIVE Love and Vanity Preview Listening Party

Kobes' stream from yesterday:

Spoiler: ARCHIVE Love and Vanity

Spoiler: TIMESTAMPS

Start:
Going to listen to love and vanity. Shills the tapes. Chilling out with a coke listening to his album.
3:18:
Shills his album again. Back to listening to the album.
9:46:
Shills his album and merch. Back to listening to the album.
20:13:
Shills his album. Back to listening to the album.
32:42:
Shills his album again. Shills his merch. Ends stream

More 2016 archives:

Spoiler: ARCHIVES AND BCV TIMESTAMPS FEB 11th-22nd 2016

Green Day Time of your life good riddance vocal cover 2016-02-11 0:05 Josh rocks the goth look so well damn, look at the size of those arms! | 5:29 Josh talks about the Bailey situation | Four loko peach review 2016-02-15 Josh gives a review of a four loco beer and gives them a shout out | making some mashed potoatos 2016-02-16 Josh mixes up instant mashed potatoes and mayo | 10:55 Josh says trapped wanted to come back to film another documentary about Josh | 23:32 Josh is single because girls think he's creepy | 25:34 Josh talks about cheating on Stephanie but says if he would haver never told her, he would still be dating her now | 29:54 Josh has seen dudes way uglier than him get hot girlfriends, proceeds to tell the story of the ugly guy with the hot girl | 32:00 Josh didn't tell Stephanie he cheated on her for months | Brand new bag of 4 aces 2016-02-17 Josh got a new bag of four aces Animation Domination going strong 2016-02-17 Josh does the weird thing with his teeth at the beginning | 2:24 someone made fun of his yellow teeth and working at Wendys | 4:48 Josh says most girls wont date someone who works a fast food job | 8:50 Josh tells the story about working at Wendys and a woman says the "sad isn't it" line Guitar Video 2016-02-17 Josh noodles on guitar playing some guitar and answering a question 2016-02-18 Josh plays guitar | 15:30 he attempts to play it behind his head but smacks himself on the head | Fixed the backwards video problem and updated my Mac 2016-02-19 Josh fixed his videos so now they aren't backwards! Cigar review and a trip to the gas station 2016-02-21 Josh walks to the store and records it | 2:00 Josh had a fever but his immune system is so good, thank lucifer | 2:26 Josh mixed up the tea's in Wendys again and his manager was pissed at him so she reduced his work hours to 1 day a week for FOUR hours | Going job hunting 2016-02-21 Josh hour's have been reduced 11am - 2pm and he works 1 day a week. Josh isn't happy and say that he's going job hunting because it's not enough | 1:25 Josh is confident that he will find another place to work because he's a good worker and he used walk to work 7 miles | 4:33 Josh thinks he can get a job easily at Spencers | 6:20 Josh won't give in his notice until he has another job lined up | 4:15 Josh talks about working at Wendys and working full time but over time he was getting less hours | 5:30 Josh sees a Model A car and has an orgasm | 07:30 Josh sees a woman and her kid | 9:14 Josh talks about mixing up the teas | 9:54 Josh talks about Walt Disney and circles | 11:50 Josh is picking up trash but doesn't want to pick up a used diaper | Josh walks around a park showing off shit | 19:50 one of josh's co-workers felt bad for Josh and gave him $5 | 22:34 Josh enters the store and buys a monster and a lottery ticket | 25:35 a woman says hello to Josh and they chit chat | 27:11 Josh talks about winning the lottery | 31:16 Josh finds a lighter | Captain Morgan pineapple rum review 2016-02-21 Josh drops his lighter the first few seconds of starting the video | Josh drinks captain Morgan pineapple rum straight | 12:00 Josh checks his Powerball ticket... he didn't win | Going job hunting 2016-02-22 Josh went out and filled some applications downtown because Wendys reduced his hours | 2:00 Josh is confident he will find a new job | 3:35 Josh talks about messing up the tea's in Wendys | 4:15 Alex Anderson said that his uncle is diabetic and the tea mixing up would fuck him up | Josh talks about working in Wendys when the weather is bad etc

 

[JeNeComprendsPas420]

Spoiler: ARCHIVE Love and Vanity Preview Listening Party

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Kobes' stream from yesterday:

Spoiler: ARCHIVE Love and Vanity

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Spoiler: TIMESTAMPS

Start:
Going to listen to love and vanity. Shills the tapes. Chilling out with a coke listening to his album.
3:18:
Shills his album again. Back to listening to the album.
9:46:
Shills his album and merch. Back to listening to the album.
20:13:
Shills his album. Back to listening to the album.
32:42:
Shills his album again. Shills his merch. Ends stream

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Spoiler: ARCHIVES AND BCV TIMESTAMPS FEB 11th-22nd 2016

Green Day Time of your life good riddance vocal cover 2016-02-11 View attachment 2014840 0:05 Josh rocks the goth look so well damn, look at the size of those arms! | 5:29 Josh talks about the Bailey situation | Four loko peach review 2016-02-15 View attachment 2014841 Josh gives a review of a four loco beer and gives them a shout out | making some mashed potoatos 2016-02-16 View attachment 2014842 Josh mixes up instant mashed potatoes and mayo | 10:55 Josh says trapped wanted to come back to film another documentary about Josh | 23:32 Josh is single because girls think he's creepy | 25:34 Josh talks about cheating on Stephanie but says if he would haver never told her, he would still be dating her now | 29:54 Josh has seen dudes way uglier than him get hot girlfriends, proceeds to tell the story of the ugly guy with the hot girl | 32:00 Josh didn't tell Stephanie he cheated on her for months | Brand new bag of 4 aces 2016-02-17 View attachment 2014843 Josh got a new bag of four aces Animation Domination going strong 2016-02-17 View attachment 2014845 Josh does the weird thing with his teeth at the beginning | 2:24 someone made fun of his yellow teeth and working at Wendys | 4:48 Josh says most girls wont date someone who works a fast food job | 8:50 Josh tells the story about working at Wendys and a woman says the "sad isn't it" line Guitar Video 2016-02-17 View attachment 2014846 Josh noodles on guitar playing some guitar and answering a question 2016-02-18 View attachment 2014848 Josh plays guitar | 15:30 he attempts to play it behind his head but smacks himself on the head | Fixed the backwards video problem and updated my Mac 2016-02-19 View attachment 2014849 Josh fixed his videos so now they aren't backwards! Cigar review and a trip to the gas station 2016-02-21 View attachment 2014850 Josh walks to the store and records it | 2:00 Josh had a fever but his immune system is so good, thank lucifer | 2:26 Josh mixed up the tea's in Wendys again and his manager was pissed at him so she reduced his work hours to 1 day a week for FOUR hours | Going job hunting 2016-02-21 View attachment 2014854 Josh hour's have been reduced 11am - 2pm and he works 1 day a week. Josh isn't happy and say that he's going job hunting because it's not enough | 1:25 Josh is confident that he will find another place to work because he's a good worker and he used walk to work 7 miles | 4:33 Josh thinks he can get a job easily at Spencers | 6:20 Josh won't give in his notice until he has another job lined up | 4:15 Josh talks about working at Wendys and working full time but over time he was getting less hours | 5:30 Josh sees a Model A car and has an orgasm | 07:30 Josh sees a woman and her kid | 9:14 Josh talks about mixing up the teas | 9:54 Josh talks about Walt Disney and circles | 11:50 Josh is picking up trash but doesn't want to pick up a used diaper | Josh walks around a park showing off shit | 19:50 one of josh's co-workers felt bad for Josh and gave him $5 | 22:34 Josh enters the store and buys a monster and a lottery ticket | 25:35 a woman says hello to Josh and they chit chat | 27:11 Josh talks about winning the lottery | 31:16 Josh finds a lighter | Captain Morgan pineapple rum review 2016-02-21 View attachment 2014852 Josh drops his lighter the first few seconds of starting the video | Josh drinks captain Morgan pineapple rum straight | 12:00 Josh checks his Powerball ticket... he didn't win | Going job hunting 2016-02-22 View attachment 2014856 Josh went out and filled some applications downtown because Wendys reduced his hours | 2:00 Josh is confident he will find a new job | 3:35 Josh talks about messing up the tea's in Wendys | 4:15 Alex Anderson said that his uncle is diabetic and the tea mixing up would fuck him up | Josh talks about working in Wendys when the weather is bad etc

You're a hero for the work you put into this thread. It's odd hearing him talk about working a job and whatnot. Really, it's odd hearing him talk about anything other than the three things he talks about these days. I kind of wish he would get back into living a regular life instead of holed up in his den making responce videos.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

I kind of wish he would get back into living a regular life instead of holed up in his den making responce videos.

Same but I think even if he tried to get another job it would be fucked up for him by weens. I can understand why he stopped bothering to look.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Same but I think even if he tried to get another job it would be fucked up for him by weens. I can understand why he stopped bothering to look.

He's also long too far gone at this point. He'd need to get something set up for him by the state or the ARC or some shit, and even then it'd be like sorting donations at the Goodwill or something. Just busy work to "give him structure" or something like 5 hours a week. He's long passed the point of ever point a normal working citizen anymore.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

He'd need to get something set up for him by the state or the ARC or some shit

Job core 2.0, he could even meet an of age goth girl of his dreams

 

[JeNeComprendsPas420]

Same but I think even if he tried to get another job it would be fucked up for him by weens. I can understand why he stopped bothering to look.

Absolutely, he would last a day before some retard called his boss or brigaded his job with negative reviews. Kind of depressing he will likely never be able to work a normal job again unless he completely stops uploading and moves somewhere random.

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

If he put some effort into his wands he could potentially make a bit of money from that. But like Chris Chan, he thinks what he shits out is amazing and will never upskill. I'm kind of surprised he hasn't resorted to using Crayola Magic Model Clay.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Josh has peaks and valleys. He hits those peaks and talks about his biceps , singing voice , guitar skills , he's a decent guy etc etc.

He rides down to those valleys and has extremely brief moments of clarity , regarding his looks and such, but he , when defending his ability musically, will say how he's getting better and yadda yadda yadda.

I write all of this to set the stage that , if you do like I did and really listen to his latest lyrics it's literally the same shit he talks about in his three flavors of video (incel shit etc ). I feel like he is mentally isolated and of course the defense mechanism kicks in and be starts North Korea Nuking any detractors etc

Sadly he also superbly gullible. His current handler, Courtney Neit (probably spelling that wrong ) is some kind of drama queen leading him all around.

This guy has a lot of orbiters, would love to see him get his own board.

 

[Barbarus]

Sadly he also superbly gullible. His current handler, Courtney Neit (probably spelling that wrong ) is some kind of drama queen leading him all around.

This guy has a lot of orbiters, would love to see him get his own board.

I fucking hate Courtney far more than chazz, Chris or Scotty. The three all used josh for their own means, lied and got shit out of josh. Courtney however is a slut who uses josh for her own entertainment, talks shit to his face knowing he is going to have no idea, manipulate him into doing some of the worst shit, give the worst fucking advice to Josh and all the while parade around like this queen of the King cobra communities.

Scotty was a piece of shit, chazz was a liar but got some fucking amusing content for us, Chris used josh for his place for so long but like both, brought some content or funny moments. Courtney is only doing this for herself, she has her own orbiters who join in taking the piss out of josh yet supposedly spread his nudes and record him on discord.

But, there is not enough for a thread on any of the characters save warlord who i have been thinking about doing something for soon as that is a wild wild fucking ride. I was going to thread up Courtney but fuck me there is such a lack of anything interesting about her.

 

[Dick Pooman]

If he put some effort into his wands he could potentially make a bit of money from that.

They always sell out almost as soon as he lists them, so people enjoy the novelty apparently. He also had Warlord as a "wand apprentice," so it's not like he doesn't have a business model to make enough of them. He doesn't have anyone in his life that can guide him in the right direction in a business sense, though. His dad is there to make sure he doesn't do anything too stupid, and the rest of the people he surrounds himself with are either fuckups, drug addicts or just don't give a shit. Then there are all the weens on discord.

He appears to be incredibly invested in his delusion that he's going to change the gender relations paradigm and is content with talking about it for hours every week. I don't see him getting over this hump any more than I see Chris getting over his dimensional merge shit.