Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[JeNeComprendsPas420]

This would be the ultimate way to own the trolls. I love it.

His next video after would be him swilling brandy like "good evening, toobs"

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

His next video after would be him swilling brandy like "good evening, toobs"

He would be dressed and styled like Gomez Adams too

 

[Mr Sister]

He is definitely planning on reviewing strains and shit on his channel. Should be interesting to watch his further mental decline when he can just go buy weed like he can buy disgusting beers

I hope he combines them with cigarette butt tobacco to make "pipe combos" like he does drink combos

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

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Good point

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

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We need to keep it here in case kobes reads his thread. Chantal is an of age fan girl who is looking to end her own dry spell. She said kobes reminds her of Peetz. She definitely dtf and kobes needs to just get over his fat phobia and make this ultimate crossover happen

 

[grief]

In the last 5 years of my following josh, from being in his FB live streams to his new YouTube fame, this man has deteriorated so much it makes me sick, and it seems like In the last month the decline is ramping up. Drunk in the AM pretty much everyday, no job, no hair, seemingly no shower, talking in circles, and now recently just talking to himself? He has to be either back on the spice or on something much worse... nobody’s brain should rot as fast as his..

 

[TheGooGooMuck]

Apparently in some of his beat-off streams, he's constantly mumbling "fuck rape... fuck rapists..." as he's pulling his pork, and another person (I'm trying to find the link again) tells a tale about him being in one of those Discord streams or Zoom calls that that little inner circle does, turns off his camera but leaves the audio on, and also mumbles to himself while beating off, but this time exclaiming he would, in fact like to rape the young Of Age woman he's viewing.

Can anyone second any of this? Because it's the Reddit I'm forced to believe at least the second part is a lie, but we all now have piles of evidence to confirm he will in fact murmur about "chomos and rapists" to himself for no reason, so the first part seems to check out.

First part for sure. The second part I think is reddit being reddit.

Check the Spooky Tuning video from yesterday. The start is Josh talking about how he occasionally streams his wank sessions on Chaturbate. Latter half of the video is the audio of Josh on Chaturbate. As he's starting the first words out of his mouth are "Fuck rape." As he's finishing up, he starts to light up his cigarette saying he hates rapist and mumbling something along the lines of: "I'm a badass who hates rape."

It has been archived a few pages back, but here is a link to when he starts his session:

https://youtu.be/h3Ig548akSA?t=246

 

[grief]

First part for sure. The second part I think is reddit being reddit.

Check the Spooky Tuning video from yesterday. The start is Josh talking about how he does occasionally streams his wank sessions on Chaturbate. Latter half of the video is the audio of Josh on Chaturbate. As he's starting the first words out of his mouth are "Fuck rape." As he's finishing up, he starts to light up his cigarette saying he hates rapist and mumbling something along the lines of: "I'm a badass who hates rape."

It has been archived a few pages back, but here is a link to when he starts his session:

https://youtu.be/h3Ig548akSA?t=246

Tbh, what he’s mumbling about doesn’t even need to be known, the guy is talking to nobody! Guy answers the voices in his head more than he answers chat
*edited cuz it kinda read like I was trying to argue before*

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

In the last 5 years of my following josh, from being in his FB live streams to his new YouTube fame, this man has deteriorated so much it makes me sick, and it seems like In the last month the decline is ramping up. Drunk in the AM pretty much everyday, no job, no hair, seemingly no shower, talking in circles, and now recently just talking to himself? He has to be either back on the spice or on something much worse... nobody’s brain should rot as fast as his..

The streams where he was mumbling to himself were all from the same day. That day he decided to get super high on weed brownies. The savage probably ate the whole thing at once instead of a bit at a time. This is Josh's brain on drugs. He didn't do it at all in any other streams on any other day when he was not stoned off his balls. People are being over dramatic.

If you can't just laugh at the stupid things he does and watching him makes you feel sick perhaps it's time for a break.

 

[Dick Pooman]

I honestly don't think the whispering to himself is any better/worse than him saying that ghosts/Satan whisper things into his ear, and that's been going on forever.

 

[grief]

The streams where he was mumbling to himself were all from the same day. That day he decided to get super high on weed brownies. The savage probably ate the whole thing at once instead of a bit at a time. This is Josh's brain on drugs. He didn't do it at all in any other streams on any other day when he was not stoned off his balls. People are being over dramatic.

If you can't just laugh at the stupid things he does and watching him makes you feel sick perhaps it's time for a break.

Perhaps you’re right, I’ve been watching less and less of his of his livestreams recently, and more highlights, so it seems like he’s extra fucked,

 

[likeacrackado]

In his most recent night video Cobra stated that he usually goes to bed on weeknights before 11:00pm his time. I find it somewhat believable based on my knowledge of his stream schedule. With that said, it seems out of character for a guy who acts like a preteen 30y/o in the rest of his lifestyle. He also mentioned that his apartment complex has a set time for quiet, so this is probably part of that.

The rape stuff reminds me of the chomo saga. People are calling/texting accusing him of rape or that he will commit rape and its getting to him, so hes coping with it like hes done before. Adding the drinking and drugs to his autistic habits doesn't help.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

he mentioned in the stream with Darf that Casper was going to be legalizing soon , i'm pretty sure the city might just decriminalize it or it could just be bull shit. But he did say hopefully he can review strains and grow his own brand. Imagine getting a gram with every wand.


EDIT: Oh god its real

Wyoming Lawmakers Approve Marijuana Legalization Bill Sponsored By Top GOP Leaders

A Wyoming House committee on Friday approved a bill to legalize marijuana and briefly discussed a separate proposal to require state agencies to study and issue recommendations on allowing medical cannabis. The adult-use legalization legislation was taken up by the Judiciary Committee, whose...

www.marijuanamoment.net

We covered this a few pages back. Cobes is going to be disappointed, the committee may have agreed to bring it to the House floor but the chance of the House actually passing it is basically zero. Maybe the city of Casper could effectively decriminalize by instructing their cops to not enforce marijuana laws, but considering how conservative the area is, that's probably not going to happen any time soon either.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Here's Kobes' streams from yesterday:

Spoiler: ARCHIVE Drink Combo

Spoiler: TIMESTAMPS

Start:
Drink combo for St. Patrick’s day and a Terrence Pop video response. Doing a gender relations video response to a video about consent. Going to mix Guinness and Mountain Dew for St. Patrick’s day. Bought a Powerball ticket. Has a little rant about girly drinks being toxic masculinity. Beyond meat joke. Has to stop broadcasting on Chaturbate.
4:54:
Makes his drink combination. Head joke. Shills his Teespring. Happy Paddy’s day.
7:00:
The Guinness he’s using has hint of coffee taste but is nice mixed with Mountain Dew. Rant about girly dinks being toxic masculinity turns into women are allowed to hit men but men are not allowed to hit women rant. Equates consent to women are the gate keepers of sex.
10:00:
Sex is a want not a need rant.
10:57:
Adds Mountain Dew to his Guinness. Leprechaun piss. Says the Lucky Charms dude is offensive. He’s not going to try and do an Irish accent because that would be offensive. Leprechaun jokes.
14:00:
Talking about getting beat up by a woman and walking away without laying a hand on her and then female UFC fighters.
15:34:
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard. Double standards women can hit men but men can’t hit women. Women are the gatekeepers of sex.
17:14:
Talking about being called a simp or accused of white knighting for sticking up for women’s rights. There are plenty of hot of age chicks around town who are star struck from him. Kobes is going to by one of his anti-rape shirts. Sex is a want not a need.
19:53:
Buys an anti-rape shirt and says he will unbox it on his channel. Made $12 profit from purchasing his own merch.
22:40:
Kobes hates rapists and is going to calmly explain why. Makes another drink.
24:11:
Talking about when he was streaming with Courtney and Richie and someone was saying they were going to stop streaming because of the trolls. Trolls keep telling him to get laid, not going to let it bother him. He’s started the video but there’s 3 minutes of into music so he’s sitting drinking waiting for it to start.
27:50:
Talks about his dream house. He bought a power ball ticket today.
29:29:
Video starts. Kobes doesn’t feel bad about his dry spell because he thinks about how tough a responsibility it is for women to be gatekeepers. Back to watching the video.
32:40:
If there was a female version of Terrence Pop we would all be expected to support her because otherwise we would be considered sexist. Back to watching the video.
35:00:
Has a new beer float combination. He’s taking a break from his current drink combination and will make a float. KingSoapraJFS! Back to the video. Makes another Guinness and Mountain Dew mix and goes into the kitchen.
38:36:
Returns. Sits in silence watching the video.
43:00:
Pauses the video to announce he’s going to make his float when he finishes his drink and goes back to the video.
44:10:
Can’t let the subscriber count get to your head. Puts the video back on and goes into the kitchen to bring out the ingredients for his next drink combination.
47:00:
Fuck suicide. Says a lot of his trolls want to see him dead and are spreading nasty rumours about him. Fuck rape. Back to the video.
49:02:
Disagrees with what’s said in the video. Making a beer float combination with Cherry Garcia ice cream and Sam Adams cherry lager. Back to the video.
53:14:
Puts cherry vanilla coke into his drink combination. Back to the video. Negative stereotypes. Tops off his drink combination with chocolate sauce. Sits in silence with his drink with the video on.
1:00:19:
Kobes is very pleased with this new beer float combination. Back to the video.
1:03:30:
People shouldn’t worry about if sex is going to be good or not but just enjoy each other’s company. Leaves.
1:05:22:
Returns. Back to the video. Reads out what’s written on the screen.
1:07:40:
Some women make up stories about celebrities for attention and money. Says he’s going to work on his album after this video response. Says the argument (for consent) would be different if men had to fight for their rights as long as women. Respect. Kobes tries to be nice and non-judgemental to people. Back to the video. Sits in silence drinking his float watching the video.
1:31:35:
He gives up watching the video because he wants to record more for his album. Ends stream

Spoiler: ARCHIVE Album allmost done

Spoiler: SUMMARY

Short video. Kobes has 7 songs for his album and is please with himself. Just one more song to write and then his album is complete. Plays love and hate. Kobes is digging it. Deathbed Tapes will release his album.

More Feb 2016 archives:

Spoiler: ARCHIVES AND BCV TIMESTAMPS FOR FEB 5th-10th 2016 VIDEOS

Ponchos s food review 2016-02-05 Josh eats a burrito, nothing much else goes on | 5:00 unexpected sneeze | Josh compliments the burrito place and tells you to get one | 14:48 Josh owes his landlord $25 for a late fee because he got paid late | 15:44 Josh thinks he left his wand at a friends house so he calls them to check | 22:21 Josh talks about some of the hair he's pulled out is re-growing | 25:55 Josh is wearing a long sleeved shirt for work to hide his tattoo | people creating fake youtube accounts to mess with me 2016-02-06 Video starts off with Josh saying people are pretending to be Bailey in his YouTube comments | 2:00 Scotty told Josh Bailey doesn't do social media and general Bailey talk | 4:00 Josh wishes he could shoot the person who invented V-day | 6:24 Scotty tells Josh that Bailey is an aspy, she plays guitar, she's had asshole ex's and Scotty makes up excuses why they can't meet up | 11:56 Josh doesn't understand why people fuck with him | 18:53 back to what Scotty told Josh about Bailey and the person pretending to be her, Josh also talks about his OKCupid account | 21:00 Josh doesn't know much about Bailey and he's never met her is the reason why people don't think she's real | 31:00 It's not bothering Josh, if Bailey doesn't happen then Scott knows plenty of girls Guitar practice video 2016-02-06 josh noodles on guitar | Josh tries watching a YouTube video but gives up and 'shreds' | 32:42 people were asking if his work were bothered about his new tattoo | Doritos and Monster Challenge revisited 2016-02-07 Josh re-does the challenge where he eats a big bag Doritos and tries to down a big bottle of Monster energy drink | 5:10 Josh lets us know that he's not sponsored by anyone | 16:11 Josh thinks it's wishful thinking that he will meet a nice girl | 24:20 Josh plays the Rocky theme to get him through the bag of chips | Josh downs the monster then ends the video Vocal Covers 2016-02-07 1:30 Josh knew the Bailey account was fake | 2:00 Scotty in the house and defends himself and says he lost her number | 4:38 Josh should be getting his tax returns soon | 5:24 Josh talks smack about a married couple that tried getting him involved with drama | 11:55 Josh talks about when in Jorb Crop a girl he found ugly was checking him out | 14:16 Josh tells the story about how he was on the bus with Scotty and he got a girls number and a ciggy | 18:22 Josh has some self awareness and Scotty tells him to stop dogging on himself | 19:30 Scotty doesn't have control over bitches | 20:21 Hey there Delilah story | 22:44 Scotty did have Bailey's number but she changed it | 23:57 Josh thinks carrying his guitar with him all the time when talking to chicks | 24:30 Josh calls Randi Rhodes - Randy Rhodees | 29:33 Josh was working the next day 11:30 - 2:00pm | 43:33 Josh sings some covers, says they suck and does more | people who talk shit on Scotty are pathetic 2016-02-08 Josh kicks off the video talking about trolls in the comments talking about Scotty | Scotty knows where Bailey lives and next time, Scotty will take Josh to go to see her | Scotty is not a bum | 2:55 there's a good chance he will be meeting Bailey soon | 6:00 Josh gets his hopes up and thinks he wont be single for very long if he meets Bailey | Facebook's hypocrisy 2016-02-09 Josh posted a picture of a girl (Kate Owens) lifting her shirt up and back down without showing her tits but Facebook removed it and banned him for 24 hours | 6:20 People told Josh to get Bailey's address off Scotty but Scotty doesn't have her address... he just knows where she lives | 7:49 Josh makes plans to take Bailey out for Vday | 19:50 Josh falls for click bait on Facebook | 23:16 Josh finds a page for big tits and bikinis and tries to like it | Josh reads the Facebook terms of service for about 20 minutes | 36:28 Josh gets a phone call from a scammer | Ranting 2016-02-09 Josh rants about trolls fucking with him | 10:49 fan thinks Josh is setting a bad example | Josh talks about Facebook's policy on posting nudity | 16:18 Josh talks about people calling Black Sunday and also talks about people asking him about a pet goat | 19:31 Josh says people call his channel 'The autistic Seinfeld show about nothing | Josh talks about posting a video of a half naked girl dancing on Facebook and got warned by Facebook when he was trying to prove a point | 24:22 Josh talks about valentines day and about being single | 30:00 Josh addresses comments about him deleting comments off his videos | 31:40 Josh talks about Bailey and addresses people saying she's not real | 31:22 Josh was told to look her up on Google maps but Josh thinks it's a bit stalkerish | 33:30 Josh doesn't want Bailey's first impression of him to be cheap | 37:13 Josh says his hygiene isn't a problem, it's his anger | 39:19 Josh used to play guitar at Frosty's but stopped because it was driving customers away | 43:38 Josh talks about Bailey | 44:27 Scotty said he went to the mall and met Bailey when Josh decided not to go | 46:31 Someone created an account pretending to be Bailey shout out video 2016-02-10 Josh makes a video for a group called 'the secret stash' | Josh talks about his pipe and vday | 5:40 Plain white tees! | 07:20 Josh shows his arms and wonders why he's single A bull shit law was passed 2016-02-10 Josh reads an article saying oral sex is illegal in Michigan and believes it. Josh says MITCH-igan instead of Michigan | 1:25 Josh saw a video a fat girl dildoing herself on Facebook | 11:30 fans say Josh should write Bailey a song, he said sure and if he knew her address he would play it outside of her house | 12:18 Josh has a gut intuition that he knows she's real | 14:38 Josh shows his hair/scalp and talks about putting onions in his hair | 17:42 Josh thinks a man should be able to suck his wife's pussy off if they want | 18:17 Josh | 19:32 Josh thinks the law SUCKS | 44:15 Josh tells us that if you punch someone in the nose it can kill them | 44:56 Josh is a big dude, people don't pick fights with him finished a bag of 4 aces tobacco 2016-02-10 Josh finished a bag of tobacco... that's all

 

[QuasimodoPredictedThis]

His account name’s been brought up before but holy crap that N64Guy1 on the subreddit is probably even more autistic than Josh. Dude has to be unemployed since he’s constantly making topic after topic at all times. Is it really necessary to post 10-15 trash topics a day?

 

[New & Improved Username]

Spooky Tuning has the jack off audio

Spoiler: age resticted/must go2utube

 

[JeNeComprendsPas420]

His account name’s been brought up before but holy crap that N64Guy1 on the subreddit is probably even more autistic than Josh. Dude has to be unemployed since he’s constantly making topic after topic at all times. Is it really necessary to post 10-15 trash topics a day?

It's wild how much time a lot of these redditors commit to posting about Cobes.

 

[RollingRock]

Guinness and mtn dew sounds absolutely disgusting

 

[JeNeComprendsPas420]

Guinness and mtn dew sounds absolutely disgusting

This might be a hot take but Guiness is gross on its own. Does anybody remember when people used to say Mtn Dew lowered your sperm count? I avoided it for a long time out of respect for my cummies so I didn't develop a taste for it.

 

[Dick Pooman]

Cobes just released a burger review video. Covered in ranch and eating his burger like an apple. Shout out to @Ellesse_warrior for the archive tips.

Spoiler: Archive: Burger Den Review