Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Potion_Time]

Remember when the guy who gmkept calling wendies about Cobes got driven off the internet? Miss those days

He even got a great nickname in "The Fat Fuck From Kentucky".

Average redditors really did fuck up the cobraverse permanently.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

The post on this ig page before that says "Gothic King cobras mom has been calling me because I made them believe I have his Lizard "puff". What do I do?"

What I would do is press charges against this fag for telecommunications harassment.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I'm really glad the reddit got Josh's channel banned for hate speech so we aren't getting any freakouts or content from this. That was a genius move.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Cobes asked "well do you have the body dood" because he wants to put him on a staff I guarantee it

 

[Xenomorph]

Sounds like a faggot fucking with Cobra, from what I can decipher in the call is he called Cobes, told him he found puff, so Cobra called his step mom to get a ride to pick him up. Before that could happen, he called back and said Puff died, and "he sent his body down the river".

It's just a faggot fucking with cobra.
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He took him out on krystal meth's stream not long ago.

This is so shit fuck these people.

 

[OK_Cogitator]

What I would do is press charges against this fag for telecommunications harassment.

Ah yes, the ol' Stalker Child play.

 

[Ponzo]

I feel like

I'm really glad the reddit got Josh's channel banned for hate speech so we aren't getting any freakouts or content from this. That was a genius move.

Rumor is he is still walking on down the long and dusty road

 

[whogoesthere]

I'm really glad the reddit got Josh's channel banned for hate speech so we aren't getting any freakouts or content from this. That was a genius move.

Subs have been taken down for far less, and its clear harassment as they work up plans to actually fuck with Cobra.

(not to say I care about reddit in any way, but the hypocrisy in how they run the place is still remarkable)

 

[Goatchoker]

Mannnnnnnn, how the fuck do you lose a bearded dragon. (I know they can be fast)
The make leashes for them ffs.
Mad at cobra currently.

I believe he took puff out to smoke with him, puff got spooked from above and ran off. Or he’s in the laundry room bruminating behind a speed queen.

 

[UncommonParlence]

Mannnnnnnn, how the fuck do you lose a bearded dragon. (I know they can be fast)
The make leashes for them ffs.
Mad at cobra currently.
I hope he’s searching every nook and cranny for him. I know he’s not and if it wasn’t a shitty 4+hr drive I’d go find that damn lizard lol.

I believe he took puff out to smoke with him, puff got spooked from above and ran off. Or he’s in the laundry room bruminating behind a speed queen.

The story(rumor) is that he took him outside om his shoulder to look badass while smoking and puff immediately jumped bogship and burned off/ slowly waddled away. In other words, he's dead now, and Josh is an irresponsible sack of shit. Couldn't even catch a bird lunged lizard cause he's got bird lungs. The dumbest most idiotic stupid scenario imaginable. Proving the trolls right coming in nicely.

Also, fuck those stupid assholes trolling copes about having his lizard. Their ig page is all skibidi toilet memes. I hate them. GODDAMNIT! Cobra will smoke them until they're DEAD!

 

[Ketamine Kat]

Either Puff is gone and he finally is at peace without having to deal with this huge regard - or he actually escaped due to the regard not noticing the damned lizard is gone in his drunken stupor. He has a better chance out in the wild anyways considering how utter incompetent dork lord is... That's not what is up toobz.

I'm very sad to say it's a win-win either way for the poor creature.

RIP Puff. You deserved better.

 

[bussy mafia]

rip puff

 

[shadowwizard]

God damn reddit is insufferable. "Wow cobes won't go live or explain the puff situation". Yeah, you absolute faggots mass report every single video until he finally was suspended for 2 weeks. If he uploaded on his 2nd channel to give you what you wanted, you'd report him for ban evasion. Its all fun and games to laugh at the smelly retard until you're reminded that even 60iq mouth breathers are tired of troons. Instead of just reminding yourself that his existence is futile and his only value to the world is akin to a freak show booth and that you should just shut the fuck up and enjoy the show, you have to "teach him a lesson". MATI indeed

 

[AnOminous]

Most likely, Puff is still inside, and has found a secluded spot in the bogcave to curl up and try to stay warm.

I think it probably just died like everyone said it would and he's lying.

He has, but in his retard brain he actually thinks he's helping them. He fed an old dog some weed, gave another old dog mountain dew, blew smoke into Puff's cage, etc.
The boy is an animal abuser, even if he's not doing it maliciously.

This retard shouldn't be allowed to own as much as a guppy.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

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Much like the WingsofRedemption trolls, they just manage to fuck up the exhibit for everyone because they are insufferable and miserable people that just want life ruination instead of watching, pointing and laughing like the rest of us.

 

[Bogliacci]

Let's get into Josh's current mindset.

You hate yourself, every waking moment is a reminder of what a failure you are. The only escape is alcohol and diving into delusions of fame because people love to hatewatch you. You're too stupid to regulate what you say, and so you gather more and more hate watchers who don't just like to see you say silly things, they legitimately hate you and want you to suffer. You deal with this by repeating mantra's your dad told you during one of his infrequent visits, "They're just jealous, you own them because they constantly think about you", ironic since everytime someone shows cobra behind the scenes, he's preoccupied with the trolls. You severely limit the content you put out to save face, you limit streaming because you're constantly harassed while live. Youtube is only a source of grief and some booze money, but it's also still an emotional crutch to deal with your self hatred. Arguably your lowest moment is getting arrested after your own dad calls the cops after you drunkenly threaten to murder your family and kill yourself on the way to family christmas.

A few months of pain and delusions later you get gifted a bearded dragon by your chum Homeboy Ian. The trolls immediatly begin trying to get it taken away, metro visits multiple times and each time they give a thumbs up "Keep on rockin josh!" This is one of the first times you've legitimately had a win over the trolls, a real tangible win. Metro even commented on how pathetic it was they kept harassing you. Puffers becomes a point of pride and you show him often, ignoring any advice or criticism because you've been vindicated by a source of authority. Time passes, you start to get bored of puffers, the videos of our lizard prisoner decline in favor of horrific pruno concoctions.

One day, when you're going out to have a cig, you think "Hey I'll bring puffers with me, he'd love it out in the chilly november casper wyoming air!" and with him precariously clinging to the front of your outter coat layer's shoulder, you walk out. Immediately, he hops off and scurries into the grass. Your slow boglim reflexes fail to catch him in time, and your extremely poor boglim vision immediatly loses him. You search around Conquistador building B for 2 days, calling your family to help, and finally pleading with your fellow citizens of casper for help finding the now most likely dead dragon.

It doesn't take long for your enemies, the trolls, to find the post and immediatly begin trollign the entire group. They put out false posts saying they found puffers, they even message your sisters saying they found him and it goes so far as to troll your homestep-mom on the phone. It's too much, your carefully and poorly crafted delusion is now utterly broken, your family is now roped into this. How do you react?

I think he just broke down and is being taken care of by his parents, that's why his sister seems to be the one that took over trying to find puff after he had that single post

 

[ilovejews]

I don't hate him for having a pet, I hate his handler for letting him keep it.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Puff the magic dragon, lived like you and me
Until the boglim let him dash and now he's food for trees
Puff the magic dragon, he's gone now you can see
It's ok toobz twu, check this bomb ass mead

 

[mars]

I don't hate him for having a pet, I hate his handler for letting him keep it.

Yeah Clint could've stepped in and gotten Puff out like he stepped in and got Jorsh to sell his handgun. But instead he buried his head in the sand and pretended that Jord could actually take care of a living being and all the trolls were just being mean to his tardspawn for no reason. Josh is incapable of overcoming his stupidity but Clint should have known better.

 

[Bogliacci]

I think it's completely understandable for a normie like Clint thinking Jorp could take care of puff. Josh is OBSESSED with snakes, snakes have scales, bearded dragons have scales, ergo Jorsh's obsession can extend to bearded dragons and he can learn to take care of Puff. Clint wouldn't know any better than the boy on if he's doing a good job, and metro coming in and just shrugging would have vindicated his baby boy as the greatest pet owner in Casper.