Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Mr. Manchester said:
It's just so out of left field that a man could lose an entire lizard
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It's definitely possible and it happens a lot, depending on the lizard. I never had bearded dragons escape as they're pretty chill and lazy usually. I did have a large tokay gecko escape and it took a long time to catch him, but I eventually found him on top of an aquarium huddled up to the UV light. A friend had a baby iguana escape and it went inside his tv and died while trying to stay warm. But as for Puff, Cobra routinely takes him out, for hours, forgets that he's sitting behind him and has almost sat on him a bunch of times while he's getting plastered on those crazy meth lady streams. He also leaves him there when he gets up to shit, piss, get more booze, etc. Puff could've easily jumped off the bug chair when he was taking a shit and that's all it would take. Cobra probably didn't even notice when he came back and he wasn't there.
 
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SpiceyHuman said:
Which would you rather have?

An epic Puff wand or a Boglim tooth wand?

Hard mode: which would you rather drink?

Dank Puff Mead or Boglim Teeth Mead?
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If it's anything like this, I'd take the tooth wand.
I think if you let the teeth mead sit out long enough it'll dissolve the teeth, so I'm gonna have to go with that.
 
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NoodleFucker3000 said:
I don't believe for a cotton picking second that Cobes does his laundry.
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thats the other thing, we've seen his clothes pile...

The whole thing is so bizarre, like if he's just plum lying then it'd be waay beyond what he usually does by involving the facebook group and his sister
 
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Side note on the whole martyred lizard to Josh's regarded-ness. What is with people talking about Josh on FishTank™? It would immediately play out "Fuck you, I'm autistic. It's illegal to be mean to me" and then he'd leave. Is the joke that everyone knows it will never happen?

It's not like he's even like Boogie who would take a beating from Wings for any cash or fame, because Josh can live off Clint until he dies of bogulism before his dad does.
 
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Mister Uno said:
Has he even done anything magic related lately? He rarely ever streams anymore and even when he does it's painfully boring, so I haven't watched.
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Nope, paypigs and trolls have officially ruined cobra. Cobra was always the funniest when he was regularly leaving the house. All of his stories that he would make up/embellish/actually experience while he was out of the house were hilarious. Golden age cobra was extremely funny, now it's just ground bog's day over and over and over again. I mean just leaving the house to get alcohol would still produce hilarious tales from the boglimverse, and now he doesn't even have to do that. It's a shame.
 
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Bogliacci said:
True, he is stupid enough to just take the thing out with him and let it run around while he does laundry. The boy tried to be responsible and this is what happens! Maybe he should just sit in the dog chair and atrophy since theres seems to be precisely 0 things he can fucking do properly. Absolutely nothing.
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I would say he would do better with something that doesnt die from being cold but I cant think of a single creature that he could reasonably take care of, I'm sure he wouldn't kill a dog by not feeding it or something, but he is so lazy he would never walk it and probably accidentally poison it with his food, and he would never clean a litter box, maybe he should stick with a pet rock or something
Mister Uno said:
Has he even done anything magic related lately? He rarely ever streams anymore and even when he does it's painfully boring, so I haven't watched.
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Im sure if you mentioned it on stream or something he would probably do a chi ball or something but overall reddit and tik tok fags ruined any of the fun stuff he used to do. They spammed every business he used to go to so he is banned from everything so he never goes outside, and they constantly spammed every person he used to talk to so he never hangs out with other casper troglodytes. All we have left to do is watch him slowly deteriorate unfortunately.
 
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The rumor coming from people who text him is that he brought puff outside on his shoulder for a smoke and the poor thing jumped off and ran away faster than he could toddle after it. I believe it because it's the dumbest possible thing. He takes his lizard out into the Wyoming winter so he could smoke a cigarette 6 inches away from its face. Like yeah, that's something our boy would definitely do.
 
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Cobras expierence with pets and animals is like a match of "gun game" in vidyas.
He is progressing upwards, until he gets his hands on something that is actually conscious. We started at chair bugs, a praying mantis and now the lizard.

"My new cat loves to smoke weed with me and I mix her milk with some hooch, so it can have a White Russian, toobz."
 
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mars said:
The rumor coming from people who text him is that he brought puff outside on his shoulder for a smoke and the poor thing jumped off and ran away faster than he could toddle after it. I believe it because it's the dumbest possible thing. He takes his lizard out into the Wyoming winter so he could smoke a cigarette 6 inches away from its face. Like yeah, that's something our boy would definitely do.
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I can honestly believe that Cobra would abuse animals.
 
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